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And Finally…The Comics Being Sold To Pay For Breast Enhancement Surgery

Okay, how much this creeps you out will depend upon your mileage. But one eBay comic book seller writes in his item descriptions,

Massive Comic Book Selloff!

Help me pay for my wife's implants…

Yep! My wife has asked me to fund her boob job, and the only way I can think of is to sell off all my comic books.

I have a huge amount, ranging from some Golden Age, through Silver Age keys, Bronze Age, and beyond.

Some items will be sold as singles, some as sets.

All proceeds will be going towards my wife's surgery. $100 is approximately equal to 1cm of extra flesh, so please bid generously!

He gives you a FAQ in case you wanted to know.

Q: Is this for real?
A: Yes. She honestly has asked me to fund implants. I didn't put up too much of a fight to be honest :)

Q: Can I see your wife's current boobs?
A: She's a bit shy about this and so far has refused permission, but I will do my best to talk her round.

Q: How much is the operation costing?
A: Around $7.5K. I did try to encourage medical arbitrage, sending her to Brazil, but she's nervous, so it has to be Montreal.

Q: Will you send me a pic of the results?
A: ALL WINNING BIDDERS WILL GET A CANDID PHOTO OF THE OUTCOME — this is optional…

At least there's an honesty here. Considering how many superhero comic books have existed to show idealised fantasies of women in poses designed to show off their bodies with a thin veneer of storytelling to justify the whole exercise – well, for once, there's no pretence here.

Using a gif based on this image as well:

You can browse the comics on sale, here. Then… wash your hands.

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