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Superman's Black Suit, Key Component of Snyder Cut, Revealed in Justice League Bonus Scene
BEHOLD! The majesty of Zack Snyder's Vision is revealed in this clip showing Superman's resurrection from Justice League. This scene was cut from the film by alleged fake feminist Joss Whedon under the heathen orders of Warner Bros. in their efforts to suppress Zack Snyder's Vision.
But Zack Snyder's vision cannot be suppressed. It yearns to be free, like Henry Cavill's mustache smothered beneath the weight of shoddy CGI removal. This deleted scene can be watched over and over again for hours below, and then later purchased as part of the bonus content on the digital 4k Ultra HD Blu-ray and Blu-ray 3D Combo Pack of Justice League when it releases on home video, according to Entertainment Weekly. We have no idea what all of that means, but we know that if we want Warner Bro.s to release the full Snyder Cut, we must all buy this when it comes out (and probably march on Burbank a few more times for good measure).
FEAST ON THE GLORY OF SUPERMAN'S BLACK SUIT, SNYDERBRONIES!