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Archie and Friends Endless Escapades Preview: Love Triangle 101

In Archie and Friends Endless Escapades, learn the "Do's" and "Don'ts" of love triangles, as Archie bumbles his way through Riverdale's hi-jinks!

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Ah, another week, and another chance for Archie Andrews to stumble through love and life in Archie and Friends Endless Escapades, hitting comic book stores on June 21st. In this latest collection, Archie becomes the master of disaster in the dating field, providing wannabe Romeos the blueprint on how not to approach romance as he continuously muddles his way between Betty and Veronica. Hi-tech hijinks and superheroics fill the Riverdale air, along with that unmistakable odor of teenage heartache.

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ARCHIE AND FRIENDS ENDLESS ESCAPADES
ARCHIE COMIC PUBLICATIONS
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(W) Various (A) Various (CA) Bill Golliher
Archie Andrews presents the ultimate guide to his world in this collection of stories featuring everything from hi-tech hijinks to super heroics! Want to learn how to successfully date from the best? Well, maybe successful isn't the best word… but if you want to learn both the "Do's" AND "Don'ts" of dating, then you've just struck gold! Archie is back to his poorly-managed love triangle, as he traverses Riverdale with his friends in adventures both slapstick and sensational!
In Shops: 6/21/2023
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