39 Thoughts About 39 Comics – Original Sin, Eltingville, Daredevil, Catwoman, Larfleeze, Justice League United, Red Lanterns, Batman/Superman, Dead Body Road, Sheltered, Uber, Crossed, Gravel, Lazarus, Five Ghosts, Fused, Skullkickers, 24, Eternal Warrior, Harbinger, Star Trek, Regular Show, Turtles, City, GI Joe, Robotech/Voltron, Godzilla, Ash, Moriarty, Game Of Thrones, Lady Rawhide, Danger Girl, Rogue Trooper, Transformers, Shotgun Wedding, Bravest Warriors, Midas Flesh, Evil Empire And Peanuts

Hulk got a rock?

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Now Watcher got a rock. Welcome to another look through the week's comics, courtesy of friends and relatives. But how are you feeling today? Tense, nervous headache?

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If this were any other drama, you might expect this as foreshadowing of a tumour, cancer, pregnancy, something. In a comic book like Justice United #0? You're about to become a superhero…

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I do enjoy the final page from Batman/Superman #9. With the word "now" meaning "three weeks ago".

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Catwoman gives us out first DC reference to Bitcoin… but wouldn't Dogecoin have been more apt?

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Daredevil… she he never learns, does he? never, ever learns. How long until Charlie is fishfood?

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In Fantastic Four, Johnny Storm is dealing with… a loss in the family.

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And Larfleeze gives us… a very different kind of Endless. Larfleeze Overture?

Some say that swearing isn't big and it isn't clever. I disagree, I think there's a true art to it, and such vulgarity should be embraced as part of a rich vocabulary, not seen as the signs of a poor one. From Shakespeare's suggestions of "country matters" to the moden return to such classical insults in The Avengers' "mewling quim", from Four Weddings "fuck-a-doodle-doo" to The Thick Of It's "come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off" to The Wire's "fuck fuck fuck" procedural scene, to In The Loop's " Eff Asterisk Asterisk Cunt!" there's a long standing history to be embraced here.

And that's why we have Image Comics. We get a nice percussive pattern from today's Dead Body Road to begin….

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…to some fine foul mouthed behaviour from Sheltered

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…to the very mockingness of Eltingville

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… to the despairing language of Lazarus, used to very visibly distinguish between the two groups here.

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Though if you are looking for the foulest of language, sometimes you just need Bleeding Cool's publish Avatar Press to provide the readies. Except this week things are a little toned down… the Crossed are a little more playful with their language in the Crossed Annual.

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As well as the punchline depending on how familiar you are with the output of the Worzels.

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Even Gravel jumps from the sweary to the precise magical terminology, moving from one sphere of influence to another.

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Uber is more about the violence than the language. Well, it was a different time…

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And even Crossed Badlands is more about what you can't say. And for Red Lamnterns, as ever, it helps to have the kind of lisp that I have when pronouncing the letter "R", and be British, for one character to have added amusement in the language stakes.

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Heh heh.

24 #1

24 #1, just like the Crossed Annual, seems to have a thing for grandmothers being described in unfortunate terms…

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Eternal Warrior gives us an old time fan of Valiant comics it seems. He won't like what the new lot of done with his characters I'll bet.

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Like this from Harbinger. It's just not very Jim Shooter is it?

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While reading Five Ghosts I wondered if this is how Fabian Nicieza remembers his days at Valiant.

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Fuse gives us something closer to, well, Alex + Ada.

Star Trek #32

And Star Trek #32 gives us something een closer.

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Skullkickers, like George Lucas,  knows the money is in the merchandise.

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While Regular Show remembers those collectible pogs – if not how to play them.

TMNT New Animated Adventures #10

Even if they are a little prone to wear and tear, as in TMNT New Animated Adventures. Though, you know, living in sewers, there's always the danger of water damage.

City #3

City #3 shows us a Turtle's worst nightmare…

G.I. Joe A RaH #201

Okay, spike pits in tunnels are pretty bad too, as in G.I. Joe A Real Action Hero #201

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I never understood Voltron. So I definitely don't understand how it could be seen as an acceptable replacement for Robotech

Godzilla #11

Especially when you have a Mecha Godzilla to hand, as in Godzilla #11.

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With the death and destruction he brings, maybe Ash From The Sky might be more appropriate.

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From Moriarty, more gangs of maurauders should announce themselves on attack don't you think? Even if the peasants they are attacking appear somewhat death. They're called "Wolfpack" mate!

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Game Of Thrones there. Winter is coming. Seriously, how long have we been waiting now? Might as well not bother….

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And certainly if Winter is coming, a certain Lady Rawhide might want to cover up a tad.

Danger Girl May Day #1

Even Danger Girl May Day knows the danger of exposing the upper thigh…

Rogue Trooper #3

Rogue Trooper #3 tells us what help doesn't look like. Which means we are one step closer to knowing what it does look like.

Robots in Disguise #28

Transformers: Robots in Disguise #28 gives us the logical next step for the Sharknado franchise.

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Shotgun Wedding #4 gives us our craziest eye stare yet. While Bravest Warriors knows the kind of complex emotional connection comics need these days.

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Also how helmets get in the way. Midas Flesh has a different take on that, however.

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See, sometimes they can keep you alive and also keep floating dead bodies out of your hair as well.

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See, I know what Evil Empire is trying to say here? But it just comes off as a euphemism for something unsettling. Anyway, it's time for me to go and pick up the kids from school. What kind of reaction might I be expecting?

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Thank you Peanuts, yes, that's pretty close to what I was expecting…

So, what did you read this week?

About Rich Johnston

Founder of Bleeding Cool. The longest-serving digital news reporter in the world, since 1992. Author of The Flying Friar, Holed Up, The Avengefuls, Doctor Who: Room With A Deja Vu, The Many Murders Of Miss Cranbourne, Chase Variant. Lives in South-West London, works from Blacks on Dean Street, shops at Piranha Comics. Father of two. Political cartoonist.

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