The Black Hand Suffers Performance Issues In Green Lantern

He's back. But he's not quite his old self. Black Hand, on the final page of last month's Green Lantern #42.

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That's the thing, many Black Lanterns at his age start to notice they can't perform as well as they use to. For some this can be an emotionally upsetting moment, and they my long for the good times.

Green Lantern (2011-) 043-004From this week's Green Lantern #43, there. But don't fret, Black Hand, we may well have the answer.

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And you will be reviving corpses to create your own Dark Army, in no time.

Side effects include include warmth or redness in the face, neck, or chest; stuffy nose; headaches, stomach pain, nausea, diarrhea, an inability to differentiate between the colours green and yellow, Loss of hearing, ringing in the ears and dizziness, and the possibility of the slaughter of all life form in the known multiverses.

 

About Rich Johnston

Founder of Bleeding Cool. The longest-serving digital news reporter in the world, since 1992. Author of The Flying Friar, Holed Up, The Avengefuls, Doctor Who: Room With A Deja Vu, The Many Murders Of Miss Cranbourne, Chase Variant. Lives in South-West London, works from Blacks on Dean Street, shops at Piranha Comics. Father of two. Political cartoonist.

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