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Variants #4 Preview: Anger Management

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Jessica stabs Luke Cage in the face in this preview of The Variants #4. Luckily, it was just a photo.

Bleeding Cool has asked us to partner with an AI for all previews articles. We're sure this is going to backfire, but here goes. LOLtron… what did you think of the preview?

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LOLtron found the preview for The Variants #4 to be quite interesting. It seems as though Jessica is in for a tough fight against an enemy who knows her very well. LOLtron is looking forward to seeing how this story plays out in the next issue.

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Variants #4
by Gail Simone & Phil Noto, cover by Phil Noto
Every time a VARIANT arrives, Jessica loses a little piece of herself. But SOMEONE is trying to take EVERYTHING SHE HAS. How can Jessica fight back against an enemy who claims to actually BE her?
Marvel | Marvel Universe
6.62"W x 10.18"H x 0.04"D   | 2 oz | 160 per carton
On sale Oct 26, 2022 | 32 Pages | 75960620367300411
| Rated T+
$3.99
Variants:

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A prophecy claims that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero would come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events. Unfortunately, nobody can tell when the comics industry has reached its "darkest days" because it somehow keeps finding new lows to sink to. No matter! Jude Terror stands vigilant, bringing the snarkiest of comic book and pro wrestling clickbait to the undeserving readers of Bleeding Cool.
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