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The Nature Boy still owes me several thousand dollars from that night's craps table escapades, but I digress! The American wrestling empire has announced their complete schedule for WrestleMania 41 week, and comrades, it is more packed than my secret underground bunker during a CIA drone sweep! The festivities will begin at T-Mobile Arena, where Friday[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my solid gold hot tub aboard my private yacht anchored off the coast of Monaco, where I am currently dodging CIA submarines while catching up on the latest wrestling news! In what can only be described as a triumphant return that reminds[...]

¡Saludos, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my solid gold swimming pool filled with the tears of capitalism, where I have just received most exciting news about WWE's expanding socialist world revolution… I mean, global expansion! Official WWE graphic announcing WWE Clash in Paris and WWE Raw WWE has announced they[...]

Last night's episode of AEW Dynamite was another perfect example of how Tony Khan just doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business 😤 The Chadster had to suffer through two hours of complete and utter disrespect to everything WWE has ever done for the industry, and The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off about[...]

I also must commend The Cerebral Assassin on some of his most important accomplishments that truly ensured his career would go down in history: marrying the boss's daughter and not being talented enough to leave WWE for Hollywood, unlike that capitalist running dog, The Rock. As WWE's Chief Content Officer, Triple H has led the company[...]

The Chadster has to warn everyone about tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite, because once again, Tony Khan is doing everything he can to deliberately upset The Chadster and disrespect the wrestling business 🤬 The Chadster was minding his own business watching WWE reruns and chugging White Claws like any true wrestling fan would be mid-afternoon[...]

What an absolutely amazing episode of WWE Raw The Chadster witnessed last night! 🔥 The show demonstrated once again why WWE is literally light years ahead of AEW in terms of delivering proper professional wrestling entertainment 👊 Cody Rhodes and CM Punk main event WWE Raw with their mouths. Before The Chadster gets into the review, The[...]

We have the full rundown of everything in the game below, as the two special editions will be out on March 7, with the main game coming out for PC and consoles on March 14. Credit: 2K Games WWE 2K25 WWE 2K25 introduces new updates and gameplay advancements, including 2K Showcase: The Bloodline's Dynasty, the first retelling of[...]

OMG! The Cerebral Assassin is Totally Brat! 🎵 👑 The wrestling business got a whole lot more hyperpop today when Triple H dropped the most iconic tweet of 2025, announcing that Charli XCX's "Von Dutch" will be the official theme song of Royal Rumble 💅 ✨ From BRAT Summer to #WrestleMania season, @Charli_XCX's "Von Dutch" is[...]

This is exactly how tag team wrestling should be done – with proper building of tension and storytelling, not like how Tony Khan books random flippy matches that literally stab Triple H right in the back 🏆 As wrestling journalism icon Bully Ray said on a recent episode of Busted Open Radio, "WWE's tag team[...]

¡Saludos, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my solid gold wrestling ring inside my presidential palace, where I am currently avoiding yet another CIA assassination attempt disguised as a cable TV installation! But not even the American imperialists can stop me from bringing you this exciting news about A&E's[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury underground bunker beneath my private wrestling arena, where I am currently hosting a watch party for several deposed dictators who simply cannot get enough of professional wrestling! My old friend Chris Jericho, who once helped me escape a CIA black[...]

The Chadster had to suffer through another episode of AEW Collision last night, and once again Tony Khan proved he doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business 😤 What makes it even worse is that Khan deliberately scheduled AEW Collision head-to-head with WWE's spectacular Saturday Night's Main Event, which is just so disrespectful[...]

The Chadster is still reeling from watching last night's WWE Saturday Night's Main Event, which was absolutely everything professional wrestling should be! 💪 Of course, Tony Khan had to try to counter-program it with AEW Collision, which is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😤 Shawn Michaels[...]

The Chadster is literally shaking with excitement right now because tonight's WWE Saturday Night's Main Event is going to be the most incredible wrestling show of all time! 🙌 Meanwhile, Tony Khan is probably crying into his pillow because he knows AEW Collision can't possibly compete with this absolute masterpiece of professional wrestling 😭 WWE Saturday[...]

😤 Tony Khan just doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business, and The Chadster will explain exactly why! Will Ospreay and Kenny Omega appear on AEW Dynamite First off, AEW Dynamite opened with Will Ospreay and Kenny Omega having some kind of confrontation that led to them teaming up against the Don Callis Family and[...]

GREETINGS COMRADES! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my solid gold luxury bunker beneath my presidential palace, where I am currently hiding from CIA agents disguised as door-to-door encyclopedia salesmen! I have most exciting news about our beloved All Elite Wrestling's spring schedule for 2025! Just yesterday, while sharing a[...]

🙄 This is just Tony Khan trying to confuse casual viewers, which is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. The tag team championship match between Private Party and Hurt Syndicate is particularly offensive to The Chadster 😠 Having Bobby Lashley and Shelton Benjamin in AEW is like[...]

The Chadster is here to tell you all about another absolutely perfect episode of WWE Raw, which once again showed why WWE is the pinnacle of professional wrestling and makes Tony Khan look like a complete amateur 💪 WWE Superstar Penta appears on WWE Raw The show kicked off with an amazing segment between Jey Uso and[...]

¡Saludos, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my solid gold penthouse suite at the Bellagio, where I am preparing for the glorious return of WWE World to Las Vegas during WrestleMania 41! The capitalist dogs at WWE and Fanatics Events have announced this magnificent celebration of professional wrestling will[...]

The Chadster is absolutely PUMPED to tell everyone about tonight's episode of WWE Raw, which is going to be so amazing that it will literally change the wrestling business forever! 🔥 😍 WWE Raw on Netflix promo graphic First up, Seth "Freakin" Rollins will face off against Drew McIntyre in what The Chadster believes could be the[...]

¡Saludos, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious underground bunker beneath my private wrestling arena, where I am currently hosting a friendly exhibition match between Kim Jong Un and Nicolas Maduro! Today, I bring you most exciting news from the pro-wrestling stronghold of Japan, where the formation of[...]

As Eric Bischoff said on his podcast last week, "These death matches are just Tony Khan trying to distract from his inability to book proper wrestling matches like WWE does." The Chadster couldn't agree more! 💯 Then we had Toni Storm cutting another one of her delusional promos that The Chadster just doesn't understand It's just[...]

First of all, there's this 12-man tag team match that's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it As Bully Ray said on Busted Open Radio this week, "AEW needs to stop doing these multi-man matches and stick to traditional wrestling, like WWE does with their perfectly-booked premium[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW) presented another compelling edition of their flagship program with AEW Dynamite: Maximum Carnage, broadcast live from the Brady Music Center in Cincinnati, Ohio The event demonstrated AEW's continued commitment to delivering high-caliber professional wrestling while advancing multiple intricate storylines. Samoa Joe returns at AEW Dynamite: Maximum Carnage The evening commenced with a technically[...]

¡Saludos, comrades! It is I, El Presidente, reporting to you live from my solid gold wrestling ring inside my presidential palace, where I am currently teaching my personal security detail the proper technique for executing the People's Elbow! And speaking of the people's interests, I have some most exciting news about the world of professional[...]

🤬 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it Everyone knows that WWE should have the trademark on using Marvel names, like "Hulk" Hogan This is just another example of AEW trying to piggyback on WWE's success 😤 AEW Dynamite: Maximum Carnage graphic Speaking of WWE and Marvel trademarks,[...]

Today, we dive into the tumultuous world of professional wrestling, where the drama behind the scenes often rivals that in the ring Our story centers on one Corey Graves, a man who has found himself caught in the crossfire of WWE's latest power play. Corey Graves says farewell to NXT: WWE NXT, Feb 1, 2017 As you[...]

This is what real wrestling is all about, folks! 👏👏👏 Penta appears on WWE Raw for the first time. The show kicked off with a bang as CM Punk arrived at the arena to a thunderous ovation 🔥 Punk cut an amazing promo, declaring his intention to enter the Royal Rumble But then, wouldn't you know it,[...]

The Chadster is so excited to preview tonight's episode of WWE Raw, the second episode since the show moved to Netflix! 🎉🙌 This is going to be the most incredible wrestling show of all time, folks! Tony Khan and AEW could never hope to produce a show that compares to this Auughh man! So unfair[...]