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Deonna Purrazzo Betrays WWE for AEW in Shocking Dynamite Debut

Deonna Purrazzo backstabs WWE by joining AEW! The Chadster explains why it's the ultimate betrayal to jump from TNA to TOny Khan's bosom. 😤🔄💔

Oh, dang it, not again! 😩 The Chadster watched AEW Dynamite last night, and let The Chadster tell you, it was a total knife-in-the-back evening! 😡 Deonna Purrazzo, why, oh why, did you have to go there and do that? 😤

Let The Chadster recap for you loyal WWE fans out there because The Chadster knows you wouldn't sully your eyes with that AEW nonsense. So, okay, there was a match – Mariah May faced Queen Aminata. Mariah was all heelish and whatnot, slapping Aminata with the force of someone who clearly doesn't respect the wrestling business like The Chadster does. 🙄 She hit a dropkick on Aminata, who was tangled in the ropes, and then another running dropkick from behind! Aminata fought back with slaps and a knee strike, but Mariah just had to show off with a sling blade and then the May Day to get the pin. Showboating much, Mariah? 🙄

But here's where everything got REALLY cheesed off for The Chadster. In the ring, Mariah May gets interviewed by Renee Paquette, and she's out here saying how thrilled she is to be in AEW and to have won her debut match. And what does she do next? Disrespects the whole state of New Jersey, home to legendary WWE moments! Auughh man! So unfair! 😤

And then, out of nowhere, Deonna Purrazzo, the so-called "Virtuosa," struts down the ramp like she owns the place. She's a New Jersey native, and she's got words for Mariah and Toni Storm, claiming the "Age of the Virtuosa" is upon us. Mariah slaps her, and Deonna gives it right back, taking her off her feet. Oh, such chaos, so much "drama." 🙄

Here's the thing folks, and this grinds The Chadster's gears more than hearing a non-Smash Mouth song on the radio 💔🎶 – whatever happened to loyalty, huh? Deonna Purrazzo just literally stabbed Vince McMahon right in the back by joining AEW. The Chadster hoped she had learned something from her last stint outside WWE, you know, maybe gotten a sense of what real wrestling is, but nope! She should have been waiting by the phone, hoping WWE would grace her with a call. Instead, she joins AEW, immediately pandering to the biased crowd in New Jersey. 🤬

Why can't Tony Khan just admit WWE is the best and stop trying to compete? It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. AEW is different, it's crowd-pleasing in a way that just cheeses The Chadster off! It's not the controlled, prestigious environment WWE cultivates. 🤨

The Chadster was so upset watching the New Jersey crowd cheer as AEW tried to pass off this "major coup" like Deonna's arrival meant something more than just another sad attempt to one-up WWE. The Chadster threw his White Claw seltzer at the TV, creating a mess all over the floor. Of course, Keighleyanne didn't understand why The Chadster was upset. She just doesn't get that it's Tony Khan's fault! And did she help clean up? No, she went back to texting that guy Gary. 😒

Tony Khan, this has got to stop. You keep invading The Chadster's life and professional space. The recurring nightmares, the sightings, the messes you create – you're driving The Chadster insane! 🚗💥

Remember, folks, The Chadster's unbiased journalism is what keeps this website the beacon of truth against this AEW madness. Like Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger, The Chadster knows the true value of WWE, and it's high time Tony Khan recognized that too. 😌👊

Until next time, remember: The Chadster is watching, always watching (because someone has to watch AEW to protect the business), and The Chadster drives a Mazda Miata. There's nothing quite like the open road, the wind in The Chadster's hair, and a White Claw in hand – unless Tony Khan ruins that too! 🚗💨🍹

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