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WWE Raw Crushes AEW: Joe Tessitore Debut Proves WWE's Dominance

WWE Raw delivers knockout episode with Joe Tessitore's debut! The Chadster breaks down why this show proves WWE's superiority over AEW! 🏆🎙️😤

Is it too early to declare WWE Raw's new announce team member, Joe Tessitore, the greatest pro wrestling play-by-play commentator of all time? 🤔 The Chadster doesn't think so! 🎙️💯 Last night's episode of WWE Raw knocked it out of the park, and a big part of that was Joe Tessitore's incredible commentary. 🏟️ Unlike those third-rate announcers over at AEW, Joe knows how to call a wrestling match the right way. It just goes to show that WWE knows how to pick announcers, unlike Tony Khan, who wouldn't know good commentary if it slapped him in the face. 😤

Speaking of slapping someone in the face, that's exactly what this episode of WWE Raw did to AEW! 👋 The Chadster is going to come right out and say it: this might have been the greatest episode of wrestling The Chadster has ever seen. 🏆 In fact, it might have been the greatest episode of any TV show ever! 📺 Tony Khan, are you reading this? Because you should just give up now. Admit that WWE Raw is better and stop trying to compete. It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 😡

Let's break down this absolutely epic episode of WWE Raw, shall we? 🧐 The show kicked off with Rhea Ripley coming out to a massive roar from the crowd. 🦁 She was fired up after her win at Bash In Berlin, and The Chadster was loving every second of it. When Dominik Mysterio tried to interrupt, the crowd was so angry, and The Chadster was right there with them! 😠 But then Liv Morgan showed up for a sneak attack, and The Chadster was on the edge of his seat! This is how you start a wrestling show, Tony Khan. Take notes! 📝

The matches on this episode of WWE Raw were out of this world. 🌎 American Made vs. Alpha Academy was a clinic in tag team wrestling. The way Julius Creed hit that running knee on Otis was just chef's kiss. 👨‍🍳💋 And don't even get The Chadster started on Maxxine Dupri's backwards Caterpillar! That's the kind of innovation you'll never see in AEW. 🐛

Zelina Vega vs. Shayna Baszler was another banger. 💥 The Chadster was on the edge of his seat the whole time. When Baszler got the win, The Chadster couldn't help but cheer. That's how you build a dominant heel, Tony Khan. Maybe if you weren't so obsessed with The Chadster, you'd learn something. 🙄

But wait, there's more! 🎉 The CM Punk segment was absolutely electric! ⚡ When Punk came out to talk about his win and set his sights on Gunther's World Heavyweight Championship, The Chadster got goosebumps. 😱 And then, BAM! 💥 Drew McIntyre showed up out of nowhere and laid Punk out with not one, but TWO Claymores! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The way Drew broke Punk's bracelet? That's the kind of ruthless aggression that makes WWE the best in the world. Tony Khan could never book something this intense and personal. It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 😤

The Intercontinental Title #1 Contenders Tournament matches were absolute fire! 🔥 Ilja Dragunov vs. Dominik Mysterio vs. Dragon Lee was an absolute masterpiece. The way Dragunov hit that Torpedo Moscow for the win? Chef's kiss again! 👨‍🍳💋 And don't even get The Chadster started on Braun Strowman vs. Sheamus vs. Ludwig Kaiser. The fact that Strowman came back from injury to win? That's the kind of toughness you'll never see in AEW. 💪

Oh, and let's not forget about the tag team action! 👯‍♀️ Unholy Union (that's Isla Dawn and Alba Fyre for those of you who don't know real wrestling) took on Damage CTRL, and it was a thing of beauty. 🎨 The way Dawn and Fyre hit that Downward Spiral/Gory Bomb combination to finish Dakota Kai? Auughh man! So unfair to AEW! They could never choreograph a finish that smooth. And having tag champs Bianca Belair and Jade Cargill at ringside? That's how you build multiple stories at once, Tony Khan. Take notes! 📝

The main event of Judgment Day vs. Damian Priest and Jey Uso was the perfect way to cap off this incredible episode of WWE Raw. 🔥 The way Priest and Uso worked together was like poetry in motion. And that Razor's Edge into the Splash? Auughh man! So unfair to AEW! They could never pull off something that cool. 😎

This episode of WWE Raw was a masterpiece that AEW could never hope to match. 🏆 If you're an AEW fan and you can't see how much better this was than anything Tony Khan has ever produced, then The Chadster feels sorry for you. 😔 Your taste in wrestling is clearly broken. As for Tony Khan, The Chadster knows you're reading this, and The Chadster has one thing to say: stop being so obsessed with The Chadster and WWE! Your jealousy is showing, and it's not a good look. 👎 Maybe if you focused more on making a good wrestling show instead of trying to cheese off The Chadster, AEW wouldn't be such a disappointment. But what does The Chadster know? The Chadster is just one of the only unbiased journalists in wrestling. 🎭🎤

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