Dark Web X-Men #1 Preview: Magik Dodges Responsibility

Welcome to Bleeding Cool's preview of Dark Web X-Men #1! In this preview, Magik is trying to explain why she put the Goblin Queen in charge of Limbo and caused a crossover event. It seems that Magik is trying to dodge responsibility for her actions, but will she be able to?

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Dark Web X-Men #1
by Gerry Duggan & Rod Reis, cover by Phil Noto
THE X-MEN ARE ENSNARED IN CHASM AND THE GOBLIN QUEEN'S DARK WEB! Chaos reigns in the streets of New York City as demon hordes pour forth from the realm of Limbo…a realm that until recently was ruled by Magik. A realm now ruled by Cyclops' ex. Also, Havok's ex. Also, a clone of Jean. The X-Men wade into the fray by taking on some of their darker history as the Goblin Queen returns for vengeance!
Marvel | Marvel Universe
6.49"W x 10.2"H x 0.04"D   | 2 oz | 240 per carton
On sale Dec 14, 2022 | 32 Pages | 75960620500400111
| Rated T+
$3.99
Variants:
75960620500400121 – DARK WEB: X-MEN 1 LARROCA CONNECTING VARIANT [DWB] – $3.99 US
75960620500400131 – DARK WEB: X-MEN 1 DODSON VARIANT – $3.99 US
75960620500400141 – DARK WEB: X-MEN 1 STEGMAN VARIANT – $3.99 US

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