We "Welcome" To Bleeding Cool, A Brand New Staff Writer. You Won't Guess Who.

download-1 Bleeding Cool has a brand new staff writer. The first of a number who will be appointed in the next few months.

I wasn't consulted on this, obviously. Frankly, I wish he wasn't now part of Bleeding Cool. I advised against it, but it seems my counsel was ignored.

So, I suppose, however grudgingly, I must give welcome, to Bleeding Cool…

Jude Terror.

Formerly of The Outhousers.

No, it is not April the first. It's November the first. Believe me, I checked before you did.

That's right, folks, it appears that all you have to do to get a job on Bleeding Cool is to spend years insulting me, creating deeply upsetting photoshop jobs of me, and impersonating me in a ludicrous accent that is, frankly, nothing less than deep-seated xenophobia of the worst kind.

And it can't be denied that Jude Terror hates me. Dan Slott once described Jude Terror saying

https://twitter.com/DanSlott/status/748344017235091456

And then me, saying,

https://twitter.com/DanSlott/status/748345703668277249

(Even though he knows I don't say I'm a journalist), before concluding,

https://twitter.com/DanSlott/status/748347259494989824

So, there you go. Proof that Jude Terror hates me. And now he is part of Bleeding Cool.

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Don't get us sued, Jude.

Pip pip.

UPDATE: Bleeding Cool applauds Dan Slott on the speed of his tweet deletion.

About Rich Johnston

Founder of Bleeding Cool. The longest-serving digital news reporter in the world, since 1992. Author of The Flying Friar, Holed Up, The Avengefuls, Doctor Who: Room With A Deja Vu, The Many Murders Of Miss Cranbourne, Chase Variant. Lives in South-West London, works from Blacks on Dean Street, shops at Piranha Comics. Father of two. Political cartoonist.

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