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Deadpool Movie Asks If You Have The Sack (Or Lady Sack) To Get Their Promotional E-Mails

Published Tue, 08 Dec 2015 10:15:14 -0600

The Deadpool movie is coming. And the promotional machine is starting to really gear up. Which is why Fox has launched DeadpoolCore.com, a way to mobilise fans of the character. Who are they exactly?

It means you're part of Deadpool's inner sanctum. You will be bound to an elite unit of Crimson Commandos dedicated to the greatest film ever made. You will be locked, cocked, and loaded with everything a true "core fan" needs to prepare for the theatrical release of everyone's favorite "Merc with a Mouth" all over the world. Mostly, it means you will receive emails with exclusive content and F-ing awesome digital goodies.

And how do you join in??

First, check your sack (or lady sack if you got one) and see if you got what it takes to be part of #DeadpoolCore. Then go to DeadpoolCore.com and sign up. If you can't figure that out, you probably failed the sack test.

It's going to be that kind of film, isn't it? Okay, well, there's only one thing I can do at this moment isn't there? Have ladysack.com join analcrumpet,com and mewlingquim.com ….

Ask yourself "Am I even worthy?" And the answer is a resounding, "HELL YES, YOU ARE!" You're just the type of person who wants to receive periodic emails filled with mind-blowing, butt-jiggling, Bea-Arthur lovin' 50,000 bajigowatts of awesome – all deliciously wrapped inside Deadpool's electronic "news and content" chimichanga.

Who writes this stuff? And can I hire them?