Jack Perry Archives

Sting returns at AEW All In London
🍹🍹🍹 So get this, Jack Perry retained his TNT Championship against Darby Allin in a coffin match, but that's not even the worst part 😠 After the match, Sting, who's supposed to be retired, made his return to save Darby from being lit on fire inside the coffin Auughh man! So unfair! 😫 Sting returns at[...]
CM Punk competes in the Royal Rumble, his first televised match since returning to WWE.
Today, I bring you news involving Drew McIntyre, CM Punk, and Jack Perry that has shaken the very foundations of the squared circle, much like the time I accidentally set off an earthquake machine while arm wrestling Fidel Castro! CM Punk competes in the Royal Rumble, his first televised match since returning to WWE. Drew McIntyre, that[...]
Jack Perry returns at AEW Dynasty
The Chadster is just so cheesed off about the whole thing, especially Jack Perry returning to help The Young Bucks win the AEW World Tag Team Championship in the finals of the AEW Tag Team Tournament against FTR 😤😫 Jack Perry returns at AEW Dynasty The St Louis crowd gave a massive reaction to Jack Perry's return[...]
Jon Moxley wins the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship at NJPW Windy City Riot
🧐 This win is nothing more than a desperate lifeline thrown by NJPW to AEW after the company was literally ended this week when they showed footage of the backstage fight between WWE Superstar and very tough man CM Punk and AEW star Jack Perry on Dynamite 💀 In his excellent and extremely unbiased hit[...]
Screencap of footage of CM Punk attacking Jack Perry was shown on AEW Dynamite last night, totally cheesing The Chadster off.
Last night on AEW Dynamite, at the direction of Tony Khan, AEW aired the footage of CM Punk's backstage fight with Jack Perry at last year's AEW All In event 🤯 The Chadster is outraged about this, as are a lot of other upstanding members of the WWE Universe, judging by the response on social[...]
CM Punk appears on Ariel Helwani's MMA Hour podcast, marking the longest time by far he lasted in any MMA-related event.
The spirit of revolution is alive and well here, much like it is in the hallowed halls of AEW, where Tony Khan's wrestling promotion is striking back against the capitalist juggernaut of WWE and their underhanded attempts to undermine AEW's success with plans to air explosive backstage footage of CM Punk and Jack Perry's altercation[...]
Jungle Boy Jack Perry stands over Shota Umino at NJPW Battle in the Valley [Image: NJPW]
WHAT IS JACK PERRY DOING AT #NJPW #njBITV? LIVE NOW on #TrillerTV PPV 👉 https://t.co/OBo4y11BUJ pic.twitter.com/gLKEGVyuX9 — TrillerTV powered by FITE (@FiteTV) January 14, 2024 Oh, you bet The Chadster has some thoughts about the antics of NJPW Battle in the Valley last night The Chadster was JUST trying to enjoy a peaceful evening, maybe catch up on some[...]
CM Punk reveals himself on AEW Collision
It's both less than a week after AEW broke records for the largest paid wrestling crowd of all time for their All In PPV at Wembley Stadium in London last weekend and less than a week before AEW will hold another PPV, All Out in Chicago this weekend, but one of the company's biggest stars (and[...]
CM Punk drops a pipe bomb on the AEW All Out media scrum
Our beloved anti-capitalist heroes CM Punk and Jack Perry, talented wrestlers and warriors of their own sense of justice, apparently were involved in a "physical confrontation" before Punk made his entrance in the opening match of AEW All In. There was a physical confrontation between CM Punk and Jack Perry right before CM Punk went through[...]
CM Punk feasts during the AEW All Out media scrum while trashing Hangman Adam Page
You see, when young Jack Perry planned to shatter some genuine glass backstage a few weeks ago for on-screen effect, Punk informed him only the fake stuff is used in the big leagues A bit like the time Vladimir Putin schooled me on the correct vodka for state dinners – most educational. Through my dictatorial lens,[...]
Rob Van Dam confronts Triple H
And his prospective opponent? A certain Jack Perry, also known as Jungle Boy, currently the FTW Champion, a rebellious heel who controversially defeated Hook for the coveted title. Before we continue, comrades, let's rewind a bit If there's one thing my many covert operations against the American CIA have taught me, it's to always expect surprises[...]
Jack Perry wins the AEW Championship on AEW Dynamite
Get ready to be shocked and disappointed, true wrestling fans, because what happened to kick off tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite is a new low, even for Tony Khan! 😢 The Chadster can't believe Tony Khan would stoop to booking a title change on Wednesday just to make his show seem important, but that's what[...]