The Chadster reviews last night's AEW Collision and declares it the worst episode of the year! Tony Khan traumatized The Chadster's raccoon family! 😤🦝
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El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown, featuring Matt Cardona getting a steady paycheck, Giulia winning gold, and an ambulance match that reminded him of fighting Idi Amin over empanadas.
Tony Khan RUINED The Chadster's New Year's Eve party with the raccoon family by booking AEW Dynamite New Years Smash to cheese The Chadster off! 😤😭💔
The Chadster reviews last night's perfect WWE Raw with the raccoon family! New Usos reign, Gunther dominates, and Tony Khan ruins New Year's Eve! 🦝😤
MJF's shocking title win at AEW World's End left The Chadster and his raccoon family traumatized by Tony Khan's unpredictable booking! So unfair! 😡🦝
Jon Moxley wins the Continental Classic at AEW World's End in shocking fashion, making The Chadster feel unsafe with unpredictable storytelling! So unfair! 😡🦝
The Chadster reports on FTR and Babes of Wrath retaining at AEW World's End in matches that traumatized him and his raccoon family! So unfair! 😡🦝
The Chadster reviews Okada vs. Takeshita and Moxley vs. Fletcher from AEW World's End. Tony Khan's storytelling made the raccoons cry! So unfair! 😤🦝
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown, where a new US Champion was crowned and Drew McIntyre took Cody Rhodes to psychological hell, comrades!
The Chadster reviews AEW Christmas Collision, where Tony Khan literally ruined Christmas for The Chadster and his raccoon family with exciting wrestling! 🎄😤🦝
The Chadster reviews the worst AEW Dynamite on 34th Street ever! Tony Khan ruined Christmas Eve with exciting matches and compelling storytelling! 😫🎄
The Chadster reviews the worst AEW Collision Holiday Bash ever! Tony Khan ruins Christmas with clean finishes & exciting matches! 🦝😤🎄 So unfair!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown! Home invasions, shovel attacks, and championship chaos. More violent than that peace summit buffet incident!
But this match was full of spots like simultaneous STFs and DDTs, running crossbodies to the outside, and multiple nearfalls that kept the crowd invested! 😱 It's like Tony Khan doesn't even understand that they could have had the match go five minutes with a distraction finish and then spent the remaining time on recaps[...]
The Chadster reviews last night's WWE Raw, including the masked man reveal! Plus updates on life with the raccoon family! 🦝📺✨
The Chadster reviews WWE Saturday Night's Main Event and John Cena's last match from his new home in an abandoned Blockbuster with his raccoon family! 🦝📼😊
Wow! 🤩 WWE SmackDown delivered another masterclass in sports entertainment last night, and The Chadster is here to provide the most unbiased wrestling journalism you'll find anywhere on the internet! 📺💯 While Tony Khan was probably seething with jealousy somewhere, WWE SmackDown proved once again why it's the only wrestling show worth watching! 😤✨
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The Chadster reviews AEW Dynamite: Winter is Coming and explains how Tony Khan ruined wrestling and forced The Chadster out of his "home!" So unfair! 😫📺
The Chadster reviews last night's WWE Raw, which was perfect! Plus, The Chadster is living in a Target and Tony Khan can't stand to see him happy! 📺😤🎯
El Presidente reviews AEW Collision from GalaxyCon! Takeshita defeats Moxley, Dorada upsets Castagnoli, and the CEO is cracking under pressure!
The Chadster reviews WWE SmackDown from Target's electronics department! Gunther vs LA Knight delivers predictable excellence while Tony Khan haunts dreams!
The Chadster reviews the worst AEW Dynamite ever! Tony Khan books coherent stories and athletic matches just to cheese The Chadster off! So unfair! 😤🤬
El Presidente reviews last night's WWE Raw! Tournament semifinals deliver, Bron Breakker destroys CM Punk verbally, and Liv Morgan returns.
The Chadster breaks into a neighbor's house to watch WWE Survivor Series after a week on the streets thanks to Tony Khan's obsession with The Chadster! 🏠📺
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown's Black Friday episode, that capitalist orgy of excess, while dodging CIA agents hiding in discounted air fryers!
El Presidente reviews AEW Collision's Thanksgiving special! PAC and Takeshita win, Garcia destroys Daddy Magic, and Kingston calls out Samoa Joe!
The Chadster reviews AEW Dynamite from a bridge in Punxsutawney while fighting turkeys for food. Tony Khan has literally ruined Thanksgiving! So unfair! 🦃😤
El Presidente reviews WWE Raw's final stop before Survivor Series, featuring WarGames drama, tournament action, and Brock Lesnar taking a tumble!
Hook's shocking betrayal helps Samoa Joe capture AEW World Championship at Full Gear, but Swerve Strickland returns to shake up everything, comrades!
El Presidente reports on Mark Briscoe's brutal TNT Title victory at AEW Full Gear, plus updates on The Chadster's escalating mental health crisis!