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Whitechapel Challenge: Redesigning The Red Bee
This week's challenge from Si Spurrier; A simple, classic Golden Age character this week, to avoid Batshit Burnout That said, this guy's not without his very own whiff of Chiroptera cack: "The Red Bee's secret identity is Rick Raleigh, assistant district attorney in Superior City, Oregon His superhero modus operandi is to put on a red and[...]
Short 'n Curlies #51 by Si Spurrier
BrainFart: I know I've reached middle-age because I've just bought six bottles of wine and don't intend to drink any of them, because they look better in
Short 'n Curlies #50 by Si Spurrier
BrainFart: All-righty-then.  Let's talk POPE. His pointy-headed Holiness descends upon these fair isles (there's got to be an "aisles" pun there, but this
Short 'n Curlies #49
The Keyboard Is My FuckMonkey: Okay…  Back to last week's ongoing Super-Heroic Super-Ramble. CATCHUP CORNER: You'll recall we concluded -- using the
Short 'n Curlies #48 by Si Spurrier
The Keyboard Is My FuckMonkey: Steroidal Science-Powered Archetype of Teenage America's Wishful-Vision-Of-Perfect-Adulthood seeks new role, new
Short 'n Curlies #47 by Si Spurrier
News From The SpurSphere: Forgive me dipping oh-so-briefly into the horrors of Social Politics -- specifically that least divisive of all issues, ho ho
Short 'n Curlies #46 by Si Spurrier
The Keyboard Is My FuckMonkey: "Mind the gap!" So shrieketh the subway-based baddie in underrated 70's schlock horror flick Death Line, which is on my
Short 'n Curlies #45 by Si Spurrier
Kultcha: Terrible movies can save us all from an Evil Future.  Behold My Tortured Logic: See, a couple of Interesting Viewing Experiences this week have
Short 'n Curlies #44 by Si Spurrier
Kultcha: Overheard conversation between Angry Teacher and Smarmy Little 8-yr-old Schoolkid Bastard, during school-trip to Cultural/Historical Motherlode
Short 'n Curlies #43 by Si Spurrier
The Keyboard Is My FuckMonkey: Like a sluttish protein syruping itself into the Primordial Cell, Google continues to invade my Working Routine. "I'm vital
Short 'n Curlies #42 by Si Spurrier
This Week I Have Been Mostly Hating: ...Having the cruel wobbly knife of gender inequality rammed-home with a corkscrew twist. During a recent visit to a
Short 'n Curlies #41 by Si Spurrier
BrainFart: Much has been made, in recent years, of the ubiquitous MetaFiction Movement. Technically that's any piece of narrative which wears its Not
Short 'n Curlies #40 by Si Spurrier
News From The Spursphere: I'm scum. I'm a wart-weasel of the very worst ilk.  I've deserted you, my plucky lovetumours, for three long weeks, and can only
Short 'n Curlies #39 by Si Spurrier
I Fakt You, Right In The Face: Amazing and Helpful news from the world of Real Actual Science! We've all seen crazed labfreaks forcing innocent animals
Short 'n Curlies #38 by Si Spurrier
The Keyboard Continues To Be My FuckMonkey: COMICS! Convention season, I'm reliably informed, is In Full Swing.  Here then is a ludicrously tangential
Short 'n Curlies #37 by Si Spurrier
(Back By Popular Demand, You Fuckers) -- This Week I Have Mostly Been Hating: ...the subconscious propensity for the human brain to absorb external
Short 'n Curlies #36 by Si Spurrier
BrainFart: Dear Fatties Of A Certain Kind: it is my sad duty to inform you that wearing Sportswear doesn't actually mean you're Doing Sports.  Weight
Short 'n Curlies #35 by Si Spurrier
The Keyboard Is My FuckMonkey: NOVELWATCH: As I type this, I'm about two weeks clear of finishing my next novel.  (That's for any given, ill-defined value
Short 'n Curlies #34 by Si Spurrier
BRAINFART: I long to live in a world in which “toilet rolls” are a complex Acrobatic Manoeuvre reserved for an extremely specialist Olympics Event, rather
Short 'n Curlies 33 by Si Spurrier
BrainFart: I get a tiny flutter of pleasure whenever I find a typo in a professionally published novel.  I feel it's important that you know this about
Short 'n Curlies 32 by Si Spurrier
Kultcha: Quezon City: most populous berg in the Already-Pretty-Fucking-Teeming Philippines, where overworked and creatively-stunted businessmen have taken
Short 'n Curlies #31 by Si Spurrier
The Keyboard Is My FuckMonkey: Okay.  A few final squeezings from the citric tumour I've been mercilessly wringing-out this past couple of weeks,
Short 'n Curlies #30 by Si Spurrier
The KeyBoard Is My FuckMonkey: Some extra-curricular thoughts on the whole "Superheroes: Good Or Bad For Comics" debate, which has been raging -- RAGING!
Short 'n Curlies #29 by Si Spurrier
The KeyBoard Is My FuckMonkey: It's been a while since I said much about comics here. Apparently -- on the grounds that this is a comics-related column,