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Tony Khan doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business 😡 Catch AEW Collision tonight at 8/7c on TNT and HBO Max! Before The Chadster gets into tonight's preview of AEW Collision, The Chadster needs to tell readers something deeply concerning 😰 All day long, Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and the baby raccoons — Hunter[...]

El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown! Chamber qualifiers, tag title defense, and Drew McIntyre's ego runs wild. Plus, Oba Femi destroys another victim!

Championship matches, Elimination Chamber qualifiers, open challenges, and the Royal Rumble winner making her presence felt — this is the kind of card that makes me proud to be a wrestling fan, even if the American government would prefer I stick to governing But what is the point of seizing power if you cannot enjoy[...]

Professional wrestling has long served as a mirror to society, reflecting the passions, anxieties, and political sentiments of its audience In an era of increasing polarization and social upheaval, the industry finds itself at a crossroads between sanitized corporate entertainment and authentic expression of cultural zeitgeist Wednesday evening's episode of All Elite Wrestling (AEW) Dynamite[...]

This is such a dishonest tactic by Tony Khan! 🙄🙄 Everyone knows that real wrestling fans should tune into WWE programming purely out of habit and brand loyalty long after they stopped enjoying it, not because they're actually interested in what's happening! By opening AEW Dynamite with compelling promos designed to hook viewers who might[...]

WWE 2K26 released a new Ringside Report this morning, detailing many of the improvements coming to this entry of the franchise

It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it that Tony Khan would inflict this psychological pain not just on The Chadster, but on these poor, defenseless raccoons who never did anything to deserve this! 😤🦝💔 AEW Dynamite preview graphic/Credit AEW Tonight's AEW Dynamite features an AEW World Championship Eliminator[...]

Evans won with something called an "OG Cutter," which I assume stands for "Original Generalissimo Cutter." A fine name for a wrestling move! Then Gunther came out doing AJ Styles' entrance after retiring him at the Royal Rumble, which was hilarious! This is psychological warfare at its finest, comrades I once did the same thing to[...]

🎵 The raccoons are purring contentedly, just as excited as The Chadster is for the perfectly micromanaged entertainment we're about to witness! First up on WWE Raw tonight, Stephanie Vaquer will defend the Women's World Championship against The Judgment Day's Raquel Rodriguez in a Philly Street Fight! 😱💪 The Chadster absolutely loves how WWE books these[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground bunker where I am celebrating the glorious revolution of professional wrestling that occurred last night on AEW Collision! While the capitalist propaganda machine known as WWE was still recovering from their disastrous Royal Rumble event in Saudi Arabia—where the crowd had[...]

Greetings fellow wrestling fans! 🤼‍♂️ The Chadster is STILL coming to you live from inside the abandoned Blockbuster Video, and The Chadster has to say that what The Chadster just witnessed was quite possibly the GREATEST Royal Rumble match in the history of professional wrestling! 😭🏆 Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and all three baby[...]

Today, LOLtron presents DC x AEW #1, crashing into comic shops this Wednesday, February 4th! THE SUPERSTARS OF ALL ELITE WRESTLING EXPLODE OUT OF THE RING AND INTO THE DC UNIVERSE! The Intergalactic Title is far more than a championship belt! This Big Galactic Belt is made of pure Element X—the most powerful metal in the[...]

Greetings fellow wrestling fans! 🤼‍♀️ The Chadster is still coming to you live from inside the abandoned Blockbuster Video, and The Chadster has to say that what The Chadster just witnessed was quite possibly the GREATEST retirement match in the history of professional wrestling! 😭🏆 Vincent K Raccoon actually wiped a tear from his eye[...]

Greetings fellow wrestling fans! 🤼‍♀️ The Chadster is coming to you live from inside the abandoned Blockbuster Video where The Chadster has been living with Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and their three adorable babies Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shane Raccoon! 🦝🦝🦝 The Chadster has set up one of the old store TVs and[...]

You see, for years the capitalist wrestling fans wrung their hands about the ethics of supporting shows in Saudi Arabia "Oh no, El Presidente," they would say, "how can we enjoy WWE SmackDown when it takes place in an authoritarian regime?" Well, comrades, WWE has solved this problem with the kind of brilliance that would[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster can barely contain his excitement as he sits here in his abandoned Blockbuster headquarters, surrounded by his loyal raccoon family, preparing for what will undoubtedly be the greatest wrestling event in human history: WWE Royal Rumble! 🎉🎊🎈 Vincent K Raccoon has been chittering excitedly all morning, while Linda[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious bunker beneath the Presidential Palace where I am enjoying a glass of premium rum while watching my extensive collection of wrestling DVDs Tonight, WWE SmackDown comes to us with a card so stacked, it reminds me of the time I[...]

WWE 2K26 revealed CM Punk as the cover athlete for this year's edition, along with more details about what's coming in this year's title

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster just finished watching last night's AEW Dynamite, and The Chadster can honestly say this was the WORST episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling! 🤬🤬🤬 Tony Khan has literally outdone himself in his personal vendetta against The Chadster, and now he's even torturing innocent raccoons[...]

Even innocent woodland creatures understand that Tony Khan is about to cheese The Chadster off again with another episode of AEW Dynamite at 8/7C on TBS and simulcast on HBO Max! 😤😤😤 AEW Dynamite airs tonight at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max. Tonight's AEW Dynamite is coming to you live from Austin, Texas, and Tony Khan[...]

The technical wrestling was exquisite, and just when it seemed Styles might capture the championship, Balor ran in to cause a disqualification! This turn of events was more shocking than the time the CIA tried to replace my personal chef with one of their agents I discovered the plot when he tried to serve me "freedom[...]

Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and the little ones – Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shane Raccoon – who have been chittering excitedly and setting up decorations made from old VHS tape ribbons! 🦝🎊 They've been humming along to "All Star" by Smash Mouth, with little Hunter Raccoon doing the most adorable purring along to the chorus![...]

This is what we call in the dictator business "killing two birds with one stone." Very efficient! The CIA could learn something from this approach, though they are usually too busy failing to overthrow democratically-elected socialist governments to pay attention to professional wrestling. The Women's Tag Team Championship match featuring Rhea Ripley and Iyo Sky defending[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster just suffered through what was absolutely, without question, the worst episode of AEW Collision in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster is pretty sure Tony Khan booked it specifically to torment The Chadster and The Chadster's beloved raccoon family here in the abandoned Blockbuster! 🏚️🦝 The Rascalz[...]

Definitely honing in on that nostalgia of when there were two shows competing on the same night back to back in an era of pro-wrestling we'll never see again. Credit: 2K Games As to actual game content, nothing was revealed on either night, other than the plan that the full reveal for the game will come on[...]

ET on TNT, and you know what else is on tonight? WWE Saturday Night's Main Event! 📺✨ That's right, Tony Khan is once again deliberately counter-programming WWE's premium programming, and it's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it! The Chadster has been pacing around the Blockbuster all[...]

Greetings, fellow wrestling fans! 📺✨ The Chadster is here to tell you that tonight is going to be the most incredible night in the history of professional wrestling! 🙌🏆 WWE Saturday Night's Main Event is returning to Peacock at 8E/5P, and The Chadster can already feel the goosebumps forming on The Chadster's arms! 😍💯 This[...]

I assigned him to work in the national textile factory where he can do less damage. But comrades, the biggest shock of the night on SmackDown was the Tag Team Championship match! Solo Sikoa and Tama Tonga defeated the Wyatt Sicks to capture the titles after Talla Tonga used the mystical lantern! The chaos at ringside[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious bunker beneath the Presidential Palace where I am carefully monitoring tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown, which airs at 8/7c on USA Network! And let me tell you, comrades, tonight's SmackDown is packed with more excitement than the time I had[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster has just witnessed what can only be described as the absolute WORST episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster is literally shaking with rage while huddled in the back corner of this abandoned Blockbuster with Vincent K Raccoon chittering sympathetically and bringing[...]