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😠😤 You see, Tony Khan is putting a championship match on regular television instead of saving it for a premium live event where the Saudi Arabian government could properly fund and benefit from the spectacle! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it WWE knows that championships[...]

The Chadster is sitting here in the abandoned Blockbuster Video, still buzzing from what was absolutely the greatest episode of WWE Raw The Chadster has ever witnessed, and The Chadster needs every single one of you to understand that this is coming from a place of completely objective, unbiased wrestling journalism 📰✅ Last night's WWE[...]

he Chadster is absolutely THRILLED to tell you all about tonight's episode of WWE Raw, which promises to be the single greatest wrestling show ever produced in the history of television! 📺✨ The Chadster has been preparing all day in The Chadster's abandoned Blockbuster headquarters with Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and the baby raccoons[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private box at the Estadio de la Revolución, where I am currently watching old VHS tapes of classic tag team wrestling while my finance minister counts the weekly protection money And let me tell you, I have some absolutely glorious news[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster can't believe what Tony Khan did last night with AEW Collision going head-to-head with WWE Elimination Chamber! While WWE fans were trying to enjoy a premium live event on ESPN Unlimited (which only costs like $79.99 per month, a completely reasonable price for real wrestling fans), Tony Khan[...]

Times when one should perhaps remain in secure locations with multiple exits and anti-aircraft capabilities—I MEAN, times when one should enjoy the wrestling from the comfort of their regular, non-fortified living spaces! Yes! That is what I meant! Now, as for the Elimination Chamber match itself—what a spectacle! The match began with Cody Rhodes and Je'Von[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious poolside cabana— I mean, from my completely above-ground presidential palace, and definitely not from my reinforced underground bunker where I am absolutely not hiding tonight for reasons that are completely unrelated to anything happening in the geopolitical sphere! The air[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my reinforced underground bunker—er, I mean, my luxurious palace media room—and let me tell you, what a way to kick off WWE Elimination Chamber! Tonight has been a most interesting evening, and not just because of the spectacular wrestling action we are[...]

If there is one thing I have learned from my various battles with the CIA, it's this: when everyone gathers in one place to argue about who will get the glory, someone always ends up unconscious in an ambulance! The first match of SmackDown saw Uncle Howdy defeat Solo Sikoa with the Sister Abigail to reclaim[...]

You see, they tried to infiltrate my government last year by sending in agents disguised as wrestling journalists I caught them because they kept asking suspiciously specific questions about my missile defense systems during press conferences about lucha libre So what did I do? I gave them fake information wrapped in real wrestling news! "Yes,[...]

Let's get to the card, because WWE Elimination Chamber is going to be the greatest premium live event in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster is here to give you the only truly unbiased preview you'll find anywhere on the internet 📰✅ CM Punk defends the World Heavyweight Championship against Finn Bálor 🏆🔥 WWE Elimination[...]

"El Presidente," he said to me while we were enjoying some Premium Korean BBQ, or as he calls it, BBQ, in his underground palace, "the go-home show is like the final propaganda broadcast before a glorious military parade – you must make the people BELIEVE!" And believe me, comrades, tonight's SmackDown is going to make[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster just endured what can only be described as the absolute WORST episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling, and Tony Khan needs to know that he's literally destroyed everything good about the wrestling business! 📺💔 The Chadster watched last night's AEW Dynamite from inside The[...]

Tony Khan is about to subject the wrestling world to another two excruciating hours of AEW Dynamite, and even innocent woodland creatures can feel the disturbance in the force! 😰😰😰 Tune in for AEW Dynamite tonight at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done[...]

Gunther wasn't out there doing flippy moves or pandering to the crowd like some AEW wrestler who doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business No, Gunther was interfering with commentary's sacred mission of spoonfeeding stories to the audience through carefully rehearsed catchphrases, which is exactly how professional wrestling is supposed to work 💯[...]

Raccoon even brought The Chadster half of a perfectly good hot dog he found behind the old Pizza Hut, which The Chadster is saving to enjoy during the main segments! 🌭 The official logo for WWE Raw on Netflix But even as The Chadster prepares for what will undoubtedly be the most incredible episode of WWE Raw[...]

WWE 2K26 has a new ringside report out this week detailing what players can expect from the new and improve areas of The Island

Raccoon was so upset during tonight's AEW Collision that he knocked over an entire display of Space Jam VHS tapes! 📼💥 Linda Raccoon started chittering angrily and threw popcorn kernels at the TV screen! 🍿😠 Even little Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shane Raccoon were banging their tiny raccoon heads against the wall in frustration![...]

Raccoon kept looking at The Chadster with those little beady eyes, and The Chadster just knew what he was thinking: "Tony Khan is going to ruin wrestling again tonight, isn't he?" Even innocent woodland creatures can sense when AEW Collision is about to air, and they're terrified! 😰😰😰 Tony Khan is literally terrorizing raccoons now,[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a luxury underground bunker somewhere beneath the Florida Everglades — I cannot be more specific because the CIA has drones circling overhead — and I have just finished watching last night's episode of WWE SmackDown, which was so packed with action that[...]

WWE 2K26 drops a new video featuring Paul Heyman discussing some of the new changes to this year's version of MyRISE mode

The protracted legal battle between former World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) employee Janel Grant and former WWE Chairman Vince McMahon has entered a new phase, with both sides agreeing to a June hearing on the question of arbitration Meanwhile, Grant made her first public appearance this week, delivering an emotional address in which she alleged that[...]

Charlotte Flair is, of course, wrestling royalty — much like how I am political royalty, except I earned my position through the will of the people and definitely not through a questionable election process Nia Jax is a wrecking ball who could bulldoze her way through anyone, and Kiana James has something to prove This[...]

📼😡 Hangman Adam Page makes a startling promise on AEW Dynamite. Before The Chadster gets into this travesty of a wrestling show, The Chadster needs to tell readers about something that happened last night The Chadster was out behind the Blockbuster looking through the dumpster at the Arby's next door for some curly fries when The Chadster[...]

Democracy in action! Well, not really, but close enough for professional wrestling. The women's Elimination Chamber qualifying match on WWE Raw saw Asuka take on Bayley and Nattie in a triple threat that was solid throughout All three women had their moments, with Bayley hitting a sunset bomb into the corner and Nattie locking in the[...]

WWE 2K26 has revealed details to two more components, as we get a look at the Universe mode, as well as the creation options

Playmobil has a new set of figures and playset toys coming out this summer centered around the superstars and legends of WWE

Asuka brings the intensity, while Nattie represents the legacy of the Hart family, a dynasty almost as impressive as my own seventeen consecutive terms as El Presidente! But wait, there is more, comrades! AJ Lee will have words for Becky Lynch, the Intercontinental Champion who attacked Lee last week with the ferocity of a capitalist defending[...]

But never mind that, because I have some absolutely magnificent news for all you wrestling fans out there! The IInspiration appear at TNA Wrestling's Against All Odds 2025. The IInspiration—that's Jessie McKay and Cassie Lee for those of you who haven't been paying attention—have officially signed with All Elite Wrestling! The announcement came at the AEW House[...]

😡 The Chadster has never been more upset about a professional wrestling show, and that includes the time Vincent K Raccoon accidentally knocked a copy of WrestleMania X-Seven off the shelf and scratched it, causing The Chadster to literally cry for hours The Chadster had to comfort little Hunter Raccoon and Stephanie Raccoon, who were[...]