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The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE SmackDown and wow, what an absolutely perfect episode of professional wrestling television! 😍 WWE once again proved why they're the undisputed leaders in sports entertainment, delivering a flawlessly scripted and produced show that made The Chadster feel safe and comfortable with its predictable excellence. Cody Rhodes makes a[...]

The Chadster is absolutely buzzing with excitement for tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown! 🤩 This could legitimately be the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster isn't even exaggerating! Tony Khan could never hope to produce a show that even comes close to comparing with tonight's WWE SmackDown Auughh man! So unfair[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤💢 The Chadster just suffered through what can only be described as the absolute worst episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster is literally shaking with rage! 🤬😡 Tony Khan has once again proven that he doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker deep beneath a defunct wrestling territory's headquarters, and do I have some delicious news for you today! Last night on WWE NXT, we witnessed what can only be described as the most beautiful display of corporate imperialism since I[...]

This match is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it! 😤 The Chadster can already tell this will be one of those fast-paced matches with way too much action that doesn't leave proper time for commercial breaks or for the announcers to repeat their catchphrases In WWE,[...]

The fearless Pack is now available for WWE 2K25, as players can now add Penta, Jordynne Grace, Bull Nakano, and New Jack to the roster

🕺🥇 Every segment, every match, every carefully scripted moment was pure perfection, and The Chadster couldn't be more thrilled! 😃👏👏 Roman Reigns returns to WWE Raw, delivering a bold message to Tony Khan and addressing personal matters involving a prominent wrestling journalist. CM Punk kicked off WWE Raw with a beautifully written promo that hit all the[...]

The Chadster is literally vibrating with excitement right now! 😤💪 Tonight's episode of WWE Raw is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show in the history of professional wrestling, and Tony Khan could never hope to produce anything that even comes close to comparing with what WWE has in store for us[...]

The Chadster just read the most amazing news that proves once again why WWE is the pinnacle of sports entertainment! 🎉 WWE and Fandango have partnered to bring WWE Premium Live Events to theaters nationwide, starting with the two-night SummerSlam spectacular at Regal Cinemas! This is exactly the kind of forward-thinking business move that shows[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground bunker beneath the wrestling ring at UBS Arena, where I have been hiding from CIA operatives who are still angry about that incident with the exploding cigars at last month's diplomatic summit! But even the threat of American imperialism cannot[...]

¡Hola, wrestling-loving comrades! It is I, your beloved El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret luxury bunker beneath Madison Square Garden, where I am hiding from both the CIA and my creditors! Tonight, the wrestling world turns its eyes to Long Island for TNA Slammiversary 2025, one of the promotion's legendary "Big Four"[...]

The Chadster can't believe what The Chadster just heard! 😤 Bryan Danielson, who used to be the noble Daniel Bryan in WWE before literally stabbing WWE in the back by joining AEW, appeared at Starcast during AEW All In: Texas last weekend and had the absolute audacity to call WWE "a parody of wrestling." Auughh[...]

The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off that AEW Collision is happening tonight at 8/7C on TNT, and The Chadster can't believe Tony Khan has the audacity to keep putting on these shows that literally stab Triple H right in the back! 😡 Tonight's AEW Collision from Chicago is going to be another disaster that disrespects[...]

The Chadster just watched WWE SmackDown and wow! 🤩 What an absolutely perfect episode of professional wrestling television! The Chadster is literally shaking with excitement over how formulaic and predictable everything was – exactly the way wrestling should be! 💯 Cody Rhodes gets cheesed off at a contract signing with John Cena on WWE SmackDown. The episode[...]

The Chadster is literally shaking with excitement right now! 😤 Tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown might just be the single greatest professional wrestling show ever assembled in the history of the business! The Chadster hasn't felt this pumped since… well, since before Keighleyanne dumped out all of The Chadster's precious Seagram's Escapes Spiked and took[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground bunker beneath a gymnasium in Budapest, where I am preparing to witness what I now know will be a most confusing spectacle! The official logo of USA Wrestling Picture this, comrades: When I first heard about the "Professional Wrestling League," I immediately[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤 The Chadster has to report on what was undoubtedly the worst episode of AEW Dynamite in the company's miserable history, and The Chadster is five days deep into severe Seagram's Escapes Spiked withdrawal because Keighleyanne COLLUDED with Tony Khan to dump all of The Chadster's delicious flavored alcoholic beverages! 🚗💸[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground bunker beneath a replica WrestleMania ring, where I am currently hiding from CIA operatives who discovered my collection of bootleg WWE pay-per-views! But even the threat of American intelligence cannot stop me from bringing you this breaking news about Netflix's[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW) continues its triumphant trajectory as Dynamite broadcasts live tonight from the venerable Byline Bank Aragon Ballroom in Chicago, Illinois The program, airing at 8 p.m Eastern Time on TBS and streaming concurrently on HBO Max, arrives merely days after the organization's resounding success at All In: Texas, an event that further[...]

When Rhea Ripley and Iyo Sky came out, leading to Adam Pearce making a triple threat match for SummerSlam, The Chadster appreciated how orderly and professional it all was – no chaotic brawls or unscripted nonsense like you'd see in Tony Khan's sloppy shop! The tag team match between Judgment Day and the Kabuki Warriors was[...]

We were watching Monday Night Raw on a smuggled satellite feed when Fidel turned to me and said, "El Presidente, professional wrestling is the ultimate form of storytelling It combines athleticism, drama, and capitalism in a way that makes the masses forget their troubles." Then he attempted a Stone Cold Stunner on me, but his[...]

The Chadster's hands are trembling as The Chadster types this, but at least there's a new episode of WWE Raw tonight to save The Chadster from this Tony Khan-induced misery! 🙏 The official logo for WWE Raw on Netflix Tonight's WWE Raw is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and[...]

Lenin would be proud! In conclusion, comrades, WWE Evolution proved that women's wrestling is stronger than ever, much like the socialist revolution that definitely isn't failing in my country! The athleticism, drama, and pure entertainment value would convert even the most stubborn capitalist pig. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go My intelligence sources tell me[...]

The Chadster is absolutely pumped for tonight's WWE Evolution premium live event! 🤩 This is going to be the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster means that literally! WWE Evolution is set to deliver an all-women's card that will showcase everything that makes WWE the pinnacle of sports entertainment Meanwhile, Tony[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground bunker beneath the ruins of an abandoned Blockbuster Video in Caracas, where I am watching WWE Saturday Night's Main Event, a grand display of capitalist excess, on a television I definitely did not steal from the American embassy! Goldberg speaks to[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath the Atlanta sewer system, where I have been hiding ever since the CIA discovered my secret stash of Oba Femi action figures! And what better way to spend my time in exile than watching NXT's Great American Bash[...]

The Chadster has just witnessed the most disrespectful thing to ever happen in the history of professional wrestling at AEW All In: Texas 😤 Hangman Adam Page just made Jon Moxley tap out in a Texas Death Match to win the AEW World Championship, and The Chadster is literally shaking with rage right now Auughh[...]

And where were the commercial breaks, even on PPV? How are sponsors supposed to get their money's worth when these guys are constantly doing moves? It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it! The workrate was absolutely ridiculous too! 🤮 Where were the rest holds? Where was the[...]

The Chadster just witnessed what might be the most convoluted and unnecessarily complicated tag team match in the history of professional wrestling at AEW All In: Texas! 😡 The Hurt Syndicate retained their AEW World Tag Team Championships against JetSpeed and Christian Cage & Nick Wayne in a match that was so action-packed and fast-paced[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫 The way Athena just swooped in and got a title shot even though she's already ROH Champion exactly the kind of opportunistic booking that Tony Khan loves! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 💔 This was literally the worst Casino Gauntlet[...]