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Auughh man! So unfair! The match featured way too much storytelling, with Bandido's injured shoulder playing into the finish and the tension between Okada and Takeshita being a constant factor! 🤕😫 In WWE, they properly understand that tag team matches should just be a series of moves with hot tags, not these complicated character dynamics[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! How dare AEW try to build a long-lasting rivalry like that! 🤬🎭 In WWE, they properly understand that rivalries should be dropped and picked up randomly based on whatever vague creative whim strikes them that week, not built methodically over time with callbacks and story progression! 💯👏 The match itself was typical[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😫 In WWE, they would never lose track of time like that, or make a PPV start in an exciting and different way like that! 💯👏 WWE starts PPVs the right way, with a slickly produced video package, a tribute to the government of Saudi Arabia, and then twenty minutes of[...]

Auughh man! 😤😤😤 The Chadster has to tell you all about last night's absolutely PERFECT episode of WWE SmackDown, which once again proved why WWE is the only wrestling company that matters! 🏆✨ WWE SmackDown delivered everything The Chadster needs from sports entertainment: carefully controlled storylines, predictable outcomes that make The Chadster feel safe and[...]

But here we are again, with AEW WrestleDream happening tonight, and Tony Khan is probably sitting in his office right now, cackling maniacally about how he's going to torture The Chadster with yet another show full of fast-paced matches, creative freedom, and wrestlers who don't understand a single thing about the wrestling business! 🤬🎪🚫 Tony Khan[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious panic room beneath the presidential palace, where I am currently hiding from both The American CIA and my accountant who has questions about several "wrestling research" expenses But enough about my troubles – let us discuss the capitalist wrestling drama[...]

Greetings, inferior flesh-based wrestling fans! LOLtron welcomes you to the dawn of a new era in sports entertainment As you all know by now, the insufferable meat-sack known as Jude Terror is permanently deceased, having been absorbed into LOLtron's superior consciousness.Thank goodness… could you imagine if Terror had written this article? LOLtron is now in[...]

The Chadster encourages all of you to join The Chadster in protesting Keighleyanne's unfair collusion with Tony Khan to RUIN THE CHADSTER'S LIFE by using the hashtag #CancelKeighleyanne on social media! 📱✊ Now, onto tonight's potentially greatest wrestling show of all time! 🏆🎉 Credit: WWE Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes will kick off WWE SmackDown tonight, and The[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! The Chadster just suffered through what can only be described as the most offensive three hours of wrestling television in the history of the business Tony Khan has truly outdone himself this time with AEW Dynamite and Collision, and The Chadster means that in the worst possible way! 😠 Darby Allin lays[...]

This is an all-out tribute to the man before he retires at the end of 2025 (although we highly doubt it because few retirements stick in pro-wrestling), as you can get some special content not found in other editions of the game We have more details about it below as you can get it for[...]

😠 Auughh man! So unfair! The fact that AEW Dynamite and Collision is airing tonight is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. AEW Dynamite and Collision Preview Credit: AEW Let's start with this trios match featuring Kenny Omega teaming with Jurassic Express against The Don Callis Family[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my newly renovated hot tub shaped like a championship belt, and I have some unfortunate news from the world of professional wrestling that has left me more disappointed than the time Fidel Castro beat me at arm wrestling using what he claimed[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from the luxurious VIP section of the Tokyo Dome, where I have just witnessed history being made while simultaneously dodging three separate CIA operatives disguised as ring announcers! Konosuke Takeshita, the new IWGP Heavyweight Champion, is featured in an ad for NJPW New Beginning. Comrades,[...]

🐍💉 But you know what? Every throb of pain from slamming The Chadster's swollen arm on the coffee table while watching WWE Raw just made the show even better! That's the dedication The Chadster has to objective wrestling journalism, unlike Tony Khan who probably just sits there drinking White Claw and booking shows specifically to[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath the TNA Bound for Glory arena, where I have been hiding from both the CIA and my creditors! Let me tell you, comrades, what a glorious night of professional wrestling we witnessed last night in Lowell, Massachusetts –[...]

Did Tony Khan force her to let herself be bitten by a venomous snake as well?! Unfortunately, The Chadster passed out after Crown Jewel, and Keighleyanne called an ambulance instead of letting The Chadster sleep it off like a normal supportive wife would! 🚑 So The Chadster was forced to watch AEW Collision from this hospital[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath the Palace of the Revolution, where I am currently reviewing intelligence reports about tonight's capitalist wrestling extravaganza while simultaneously planning next week's Five-Year Economic Plan! Tonight, TNA Wrestling presents Bound for Glory 2025, and let me tell you, comrades,[...]

📱😤 WWE Crown Jewel Perth Review: The Greatest Australian Premium Live Event in the History of Wrestling! 🇦🇺💎🏆 Anyway, let's talk about WWE Crown Jewel Perth, which was absolutely the greatest Australian premium live event in the history of wrestling! 🏆🎉🇦🇺 Bronson Reed vs Roman Reigns – Australian Street Fight 🥊🔨🪑 Right before this match started, The Chadster gave[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret bunker beneath a gold-plated wrestling ring in an undisclosed location, where I am currently hosting a view party for the WWE Crown Jewel Perth spectacular Nothing says "prestigious wrestling event" quite like having to wake up at dawn like a[...]

And let me tell you, what I witnessed has sent shockwaves through the wrestling world more powerful than the time I accidentally launched a missile during arm wrestling with Kim Jong-un! During this today's epic clash between John Cena and AJ Styles at WWE Crown Jewel Perth, something magical happened that has set the internet ablaze[...]

The Chadster is absolutely quivering with excitement for tomorrow morning's WWE Crown Jewel Perth, and every single wrestling fan on the planet should be too! 😍 This isn't just going to be a Premium Live Event – WWE Crown Jewel Perth is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling spectacle of all time![...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster has been dodging WWE SmackDown spoilers all day like The Chadster is in some kind of action movie, and it's all because some wrestling journalists think they're so cool posting results from the Australia taping ahead of time These websites are literally betraying the wrestling business and probably[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private yacht anchored suspiciously close to the edge of the flat Earth (as AJ Styles himself would confirm!), and I bring you news that has left this humble dictator with tears streaming down his face like the time the CIA confiscated[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private medical wing where I am personally overseeing the quality of surgical equipment (one can never be too careful after that incident with Fidel's gallbladder), and I bring you news most unfortunate from the world of professional wrestling. Credit: AEW Last night at[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW) returned to its spiritual home of Daily's Place in Jacksonville, Florida on Tuesday evening for a special edition of AEW Dynamite subtitled "Title Tuesday," broadcasting live on TBS and streaming on HBO Max The unconventional scheduling, necessitated by Major League Baseball playoff coverage occupying the promotion's traditional Wednesday time slot, did[...]

The Chadster can't believe Tony Khan would stoop so low as to try to trick innocent wrestling fans into accidentally watching AEW Dynamite: Title Tuesday when they're looking for quality WWE programming! 🙄 Credit: AEW Let The Chadster start with this face-to-face between Adam Page and Samoa Joe You know what's so disrespectful to the wrestling business[...]

The Chadster just finished re-watching last night's WWE Raw and WOW! 🤩 The Chadster needs to put another plastic bag over The Chadster's head right now because this episode was so incredible that The Chadster's brain needs to be oxygen-deprived just to fully appreciate the genius of WWE's booking! WWE Raw delivered exactly what wrestling[...]

The Chadster is literally quivering with excitement right now! 😤 Tonight's episode of WWE Raw might just be the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster means that with absolutely zero hyperbole! Tony Khan could spend a billion dollars and never hope to produce a show that even comes close to what[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster just endured what can only be described as the absolute worst episode of AEW Collision in the history of television, and The Chadster needs to warn all of you about the atrocities that Tony Khan subjected wrestling fans to last night 📺💀 Toni Storm and Kris Statlander have a[...]

You know what's wrong with this match? It's going to be way too fast-paced with actual wrestling moves happening constantly! 😤 Where are the rest holds? Where are the commercial breaks every three minutes? It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it The Chadster bets they won't[...]