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Comrades, Judgment Day's outside-interference strategy is becoming the wrestling equivalent of my 2007 attempt to invade a neighboring nation using only smoke signals and good intentions — beautifully planned, hilariously executed. LA Knight and Jimmy Uso Promo LA Knight announced he is entering the King of the Ring tournament with eyes on Roman Reigns, prompting Jimmy Uso[...]

Roman Reigns and Jacob Fatu sitting across from one another at a table with pens in hand is the wrestling equivalent of two warlords meeting in a neutral village to sign a peace treaty while both have snipers positioned on the rooftops I should know, comrades — I have attended seventeen such meetings, and only[...]

Hair match that was violent, dramatic, unpredictable, and emotionally devastating in all the ways that wrestling is NOT supposed to be 😱 The Chadster is sitting here in the abandoned Blockbuster Video surrounded by traumatized raccoons, trying to process how Tony Khan managed to turn an entire PPV into a personal attack on The Chadster's[...]

😤😤 Instead, Tony Khan has spent the entire main card producing high-workrate wrestling with emotional stakes and an exciting atmosphere, which is exactly the complete opposite of what The Chadster, true WWE fans, and the family of raccoons with which The Chadster shares his home, an abandoned Blockbuster Video in Punxsutawney, PA, which is Tony[...]

😡😡😡 MJF and Mick Foley face off at AEW Double or Nothing Buy-In. AEW used wrestling, emotion, crowd heat, legend aura, and storytelling to make fans excited, which is extremely unfair to WWE, which has worked so hard to teach fans that wrestling should mainly be about brand synergy, cross-promotional obligations, and respecting TKO's quarterly objectives[...]

Comrades! Your El Presidente reviews WWE Saturday Night's Main Event, where champions retained, Jade pinned Rhea, and Logan Paul cheated like a true capitalist!

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your beloved El Presidente, reporting to you live from the rooftop infinity pool of my newly-acquired Manhattan penthouse, which I purchased with funds that the CIA insists were "embezzled" but which I assure you were merely "creatively reallocated" from the national treasury! Tonight, my loyal subjects, we have a glorious[...]

Charlotte Flair is wrestling royalty, the kind of monarchist I would normally have overthrown by Tuesday, but I will admit her figure-eight is more effective than any extradition treaty Alexa Bliss — well, comrades, Alexa once read my fortune in tea leaves at a tea party hosted by Bashar al-Assad, and she correctly predicted that[...]

(I still have not recovered from losing that thumb-wrestling match to Fidel Castro in 1994 He cheated I am sure of it.) United States Championship: Trick Williams vs Carmelo Hayes Trick Williams retained the U.S Title over Carmelo Hayes after Ricky Saints appeared at ringside and distracted Carmelo not once but TWICE, allowing Trick to hit the[...]

Comrades! Esteban and I preview tonight's WWE SmackDown: Gunther's revenge on Cody, Rhea answers Jade, Tiffany's open challenge, and Nakamura vs. Tonga!

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private helicopter hovering over international waters, where I am currently avoiding twelve separate warrants and one very angry ex-wife's attorney! My loyal capybara Esteban is wearing noise-canceling headphones because the helicopter blades are disturbing his afternoon nap, but I stayed awake[...]

Tonight on TNA Thursday Night iMPACT!, Mike Santana defends the TNA World Championship against the battle royal winner Steve Maclin

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your beloved El Presidente, reporting to you live from the gold-plated observation deck of my newest oceanic fortress, anchored just outside the territorial waters of a country I cannot legally name due to ongoing extradition discussions! My loyal capybara Esteban is currently being fed grapes by a former Miss Universe[...]

All Elite Wrestling has teamed up with the MLB's Minnesota Twins to offer a different kind of AEW experience for those attending a game this July The event will be called Brawl in the Ballpark, a postgame wrestling event scheduled for Friday, July 10th, at Target Field Admission to the event will be free for[...]

😭🤬💔 Auughh man! So unfair! The Chadster cannot believe what The Chadster is about to type, dear readers, but The Chadster has to be strong because The Chadster is one of the only unbiased wrestling journalists left in this business Today, Tony Khan announced that Mick Foley, yes, THE Mick Foley, Mrs Foley's baby boy[...]

Tonight's WWE NXT headliner sees Lizzy Rain moving up the ladder quickly with a shot at Tatum Paxley's Women's North American Title.

Liv Morgan interfered and was promptly ejected by the referee, which in wrestling carries roughly the same weight as a UN resolution against one of my regional allies Brie rolled up Roxanne to retain, and the match was solid The champions seizing the means of tag team production warms my socialist heart, comrades. Then, naturally, Liv[...]

Comrades, your El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw! Roman Reigns responds to Jacob Fatu, plus tag titles on the line and an Oba Femi Open Challenge!

The Fan Fest serves as the companion attraction to UFC Freedom 250 itself, a fight card slated to take place on the South Lawn of the White House on June 14, a date that, as Reuters has reported, also coincides with the eightieth birthday of President Donald Trump. Vince McMahon and WWE Hall-of-Famer Donald Trump appear[...]

Greetings, comrades! Your El Presidente reviews AEW Collision, where Darby Allin survived Sammy Guevara, Lio Rush leaked goo, and Esteban sipped cucumber water!

STP's open challenge for the ROH World Six-Man Tag Team Titles was answered by Dalton Castle and the Outrunners, who went on to become the new champions! STP didn't take the loss well and attacked the new champions after the match until Orange Cassidy and Mark Briscoe arrived to make the save. Ah, Mark Briscoe wrestling[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! The Chadster has had just about all The Chadster can take this week, fellow wrestling fans 😩😭 Just when The Chadster thought Tony Khan couldn't possibly find a new way to cheese The Chadster off, he goes and pulls off the most disrespectful stunt of his entire career with this Swerve[...]

The Miz The Miz looks furious on WWE SmackDown. The match itself on WWE SmackDown was a delightful affair! Kit Wilson did his best snake-in-the-grass impression behind the referee's back, Miz hit the Skull Crushing Finale only for Trick to kick out, and then — comrades, you will not believe this — Lil Yachty appeared and snatched[...]

Comrades, your El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown, where Gunther may defect, Trick Williams goes home, and Jade Cargill brings the storm!

Tonight on TNA Thursday Night iMPACT!, we're getting a massive battle royal to crown a number one contender for the TNA World Championship.

Tonight, the proletariat wrestling fans of the world unite once again for AEW Dynamite, live from Asheville, North Carolina, just 11 days before Double or Nothing! Esteban my emotional support capybara is already wearing his commemorative AEW Dynamite viewing bib, so let us dive in, comrades! AEW star Will Ospreay appears on television Ospreay will return[...]

In the landscape of professional wrestling, one thing is for certain: When you come to WWE, you don't get to keep your identity Everyone gets rebranded to the company, can repackage you, copyright you, and own everything about you under their banner, so you can't make extra money off your previous experiences As is the[...]

Becky has fully unlocked her villain era, comrades, and I respect a woman who weaponizes wrestling history with such surgical precision. Street Profits and Seth Rollins Backstage Rollins approached The Street Profits after their win and suggested they needed to talk if they wanted to take the tag titles from The Vision Ford reminded him of their[...]

After a long weekend of state-sponsored WWE Backlash viewing — during which I forced my entire cabinet to watch alongside me at gunpoint, as is tradition — we now enter the most dangerous phase of any wrestling cycle, comrades: the post-PLE cleanup WWE Raw tonight airs at 8 PM ET / 5 PM PT on[...]

All Elite Wrestling is fleshing out some of its dates leading up to AEW All In: London 2026, as the company confirmed it will return to Scotland this August The company will hold a massive one-night TV taping on August 26 at Glasgow's OVO Hydro, where they will air Dynamite live for the UK crowd,[...]