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A wrestler lies on the mat with a pained expression, showcasing the aftermath of a match. His long hair and muscular build indicate his experience in the ring.
The Chadster is sitting here in the abandoned Blockbuster, absolutely SEETHING, surrounded by the raccoon family, and The Chadster has to report on what is happening at AEW Dynasty tonight because The Chadster's commitment to unbiased journalism demands it, even though every single match on this show is a personal attack on The Chadster and[...]
A wrestler with a serious expression is shown, wearing a red jacket and a scarf, during a tense moment in a wrestling ring. In the background, a promotional sign for AEW Dynamite and an upcoming event is visible.
While certain other wrestling companies are busy handing their biggest show of the year over to country music singers and loud sports commentators—as I discussed at great length in my scathing critique of WWE SmackDown just yesterday—All Elite Wrestling is doing what it has done so brilliantly for the past year: putting wrestling first[...]
Randy Orton and Pat McAfee pose closely together in a backstage area, with Orton raising one finger, while McAfee has an excited expression and holds a WWE Championship belt. Both wear matching black T-shirts featuring the phrase 'Saving is One' and 'RKO'.
Welcome back to The Chadster's Hot Takes, the only wrestling column brave enough to tell the truth in a world where Tony Khan has seemingly bought off every other journalist in the business! 🎤💪 Before The Chadster gets into today's topic, make sure you catch up on The Chadster's recent work explaining why Pat McAfee[...]
A man wearing sunglasses leans out of a vehicle window, seemingly in a playful or mischievous manner. He is dressed in a casual black t-shirt, and the background shows a parking area with trees.
I should know—I once had to negotiate a peace treaty with a women's wrestling faction that attempted to seize my presidential yacht We came to terms, but I had to give up the hot tub. Alexa Bliss Steals One from Bayley Bayley versus Alexa Bliss was a solid match, comrades, with Bayley looking dominant throughout[...]
Pat McAfee speaks into a microphone while wearing sunglasses, standing in a wrestling ring. The audience is visible behind him, reacting to his taunts directed at the WWE Universe.
The professional wrestling industry has long understood that the most effective villains are those who operate with a kernel of truth embedded within their malevolence A heel who lies transparently is merely a nuisance; a heel who articulates uncomfortable realities while wearing a smirk is a genuinely dangerous narrative proposition It is this latter category[...]
Randy Orton and Pat McAfee in matching black 'RKO' shirts, with Orton speaking closely to McAfee, who is wearing sunglasses. The background features an engaged crowd watching the wrestling match.
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my golden bunker beneath the presidential palace, where I am preparing for tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown with a bottle of confiscated champagne and a bowl of popcorn made from corn seized from dissidents! Randy Orton and Pat McAfee share a moment after[...]
TNA Thursday Night iMPACT! Preview: Another Contract Signing
Wow, do professional wrestling companies love their contract signings So many opportunities to throw something through the table, you'd think they'd learn by now about what a terrible idea it is But that's what's in store for us tonight on TNA Thursday Night iMPACT!, as Mike Santana and Eddie Edwards will sign the papers for[...]
A professional wrestler, dressed in a sparkling yellow costume, passionately gestures and displays a fierce expression in the AEW Dynamite wrestling ring.
Last night's episode of AEW Dynamite was the final stop before AEW Dynasty this Sunday in Vancouver, and let me tell you, it was more chaotic than the time I tried to explain socialism to my good friend Kim Jong-un using only professional wrestling metaphors He still thinks a redistribution of wealth is when the[...]
Moose receives some aggravating news on Impact Wrestling.
The professional wrestling industry, never short on drama both inside and outside the squared circle, has found itself embroiled in yet another controversy — one that raises uncomfortable questions about corporate gamesmanship, anti-competitive behavior, wrestler compensation, and the increasingly tangled web of promotional alliances that now defines the business TNA Wrestling, the Nashville-based promotion formerly[...]
Chris Jericho, wearing a vibrant purple outfit, is featured in a wrestling ring. He has long hair and is giving a serious expression, indicating a dramatic moment.
The baby raccoons — Hunter, Stephanie, and Shane — have been huddled together behind a cardboard standee of The Matrix since this morning, chittering anxiously 😢🦝🦝🦝 These are INNOCENT WOODLAND CREATURES, Tony Khan, and The Chadster holds Tony Khan personally responsible for inflicting this psychological torment on animals who have done nothing wrong except have[...]
Vince Russo Comments On Tony Khan's Best & Worst Asset Running AEW
Russo tends to pop out with a random opinion at times about all things wrestling, but when it comes to All Elite Wrestling, you can almost be certain his commentary is mostly criticism that leans negative This time around, it was a bit even, although out of the blue, as Russo brought up the topic[...]
Pat McAfee Responds To CM Punk Promo From WWE Raw
I have GREAT news THE WRESTLING GODS have blessed us and @RandyOrton IS HERE TO SAVE YOU ALL WE'RE HAVING [GOAT] CONVOS AROUND HERE […] Tell a fan Let 'em know The business needs us The actual fans of wrestling need to come together and THANK THE MAN WHO IS GONNA SAVE THE BUSINESS" How WWE will navigate[...]
A professional wrestler passionately addresses the crowd while holding a microphone, with the WrestleMania Las Vegas logo prominently displayed in the background.
But the real moment came immediately after, when Rey Mysterio returned to the ring and announced that after speaking with Adam Pearce, the Intercontinental Title Ladder Match at WrestleMania was missing one more person — and that person was Rey Mysterio himself! Rey in a Ladder Match at his age is either incredibly brave or[...]
A man with a microphone passionately delivers a speech, showcasing intense emotions with a focused expression. A crowd of enthusiastic fans surrounds him, reacting with excitement in a vibrant arena.
Welcome back to The Chadster's Hot Takes, the only wrestling column brave enough to tell the truth in a world where Tony Khan has seemingly bought off every other journalist in the business! 🎤💪 Before The Chadster gets into today's earth-shattering topic, make sure you check out The Chadster's last column, where The Chadster explained[...]
Becky Lynch shows visible frustration during her match with AJ Lee at WWE Elimination Chamber, her hand covering her mouth in a moment of contemplation.
Using brass knuckles and celebrity interference to win championships? That is the kind of corruption I expect from capitalist factions, not from a proper wrestling organization! The people demand justice, and LA Knight is the people's champion — YEAH! Finn Bálor vs JD McDonagh — Former Judgment Day Brothers Collide As Finn Bálor prepares to battle Dominik[...]
Callum Newman Wins IWGP Championship at NJPW Sakura Genesis
The victory makes him the youngest wrestler to hold the top title at 23 years and 7 months old, replacing Shinsuke Nakamura, who won it at 23 years and 9 months old. Image courtesy of New Japan Pro Wrestling Callum Newman Becomes The Youngest IWGP Heavyweight Champion in NJPW History The move is a little surprising, as it seemed[...]
In a backstage scene from WWE SmackDown, Kit Wilson, dressed in shimmering blue attire, appears to reject a proposal from Danhausen, who is in a black costume with white face paint, holding a jar of snacks. Another wrestler, also dressed in metallic gold, observes the interaction.
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a secret jacuzzi hidden beneath the presidential palace in an undisclosed tropical nation, and I have just finished watching last night's episode of WWE SmackDown, which was so packed with betrayal, violence, and scheming that it reminded me of my last cabinet[...]
Cody Rhodes passionately delivers a heated promo on WWE SmackDown, holding a microphone while wearing a button-up shirt with suspenders. The audience is visible in the background, showing their engagement.
Welcome back to The Chadster's Hot Takes, the only wrestling column brave enough to tell the truth in a world where Tony Khan has seemingly bought off every other journalist in the business! 🎤💪 Before The Chadster gets into today's topic, asking the question, "can Pat McAfee save WrestleMania," The Chadster wants to share another[...]
Sami Zayn, with long hair and a beard, celebrates in the wrestling ring after winning back the United States Championship during WWE SmackDown. The audience can be seen cheering behind him.
Louis, Missouri, and it's going to feature the kind of perfectly micromanaged, heavily scripted excellence that only WWE can deliver! 🌟💪 The main event segment will showcase Cody Rhodes, the Undisputed WWE Champion, as he ventures into the hometown of his WrestleMania challenger Randy Orton! What The Chadster loves most about this is how WWE's[...]
Hikaru Shida, a professional wrestler, expresses surprise in the ring during her first AEW match in over a year. She is wearing a colorful wrestling outfit with an ornate design and her hair is styled with bright red highlights.
The people adapted, just as wrestling fans have adapted to this glorious Thursday night AEW Collision! Hikaru Shida makes a spectacular return to the AEW ring, wrestling her first match in over a year on AEW Collision, April 2, 2026. Jon Moxley vs Anthony Bowens – Continental Championship Eliminator Collision opened with Jon Moxley defending his Continental Championship[...]
Speedball Mike Bailey is seen writhing in agony during a wrestling match against MJF on AEW Dynamite, with a referee observing nearby. The audience is visible in the background, reacting to the intense moment.
Almost. The Contract Signing That Didn't Implode (Surprising!) MJF and Kenny Omega actually managed to sign their contract for the AEW Dynamite World Championship match at Dynasty without physically attacking each other, which in professional wrestling is like me and the CIA agreeing on anything MJF mocked Omega's diverticulitis, which is low even by dictator standards, comrades[...]
Megan Bayne, wearing a sparkling red and silver wrestling outfit, leans against the ropes of a wrestling ring with a determined expression after winning the AEW Women's Tag Team Championship at AEW Revolution. Colorful lights and an excited crowd are in the background.
This is clearly a calculated attack on WWE and specifically designed to cheese The Chadster off even more than usual! 🧀😡 Tony Khan is trying to exhaust wrestling fans with two nights in a row of AEW programming so they're too tired to properly pay attention to Friday's WWE SmackDown! Well, The Chadster is onto[...]
A man with long hair and a mustache wears a vibrant purple suit with intricate designs, smiling confidently. He stands in a wrestling ring with a cheering crowd in the background.
Instead of that proceeding as planned, pyro went off, his entrance theme "Judas" played, and the crowd went absolutely ballistic 😒 They sang along through TWO FULL CHORUSES of the song, and then Jericho just stood there soaking it in like some kind of conquering hero before saying "Winnipeg… AEW… I'm home!" Home?! HOME?! 🏠😤 Auughh[...]
Chris Jericho wrestles on AEW Dynamite
Hunter Raccoon kept pacing back and forth, clearly sensing that something terrible was about to happen to the wrestling business tonight on AEW Dynamite The Chadster knows exactly what has these innocent woodland creatures so upset: Tony Khan is about to torture wrestling fans once again with AEW Dynamite at 8 p.m ET/7 p.m[...]
Cody Rhodes appears contemplative in the wrestling ring, wearing a striped shirt and red tie while holding a championship belt. He looks serious, addressing emotional themes.
Comrades, this is the wrestling equivalent of when I try to hold a peaceful election and seventeen different opposition parties storm the polling stations Nobody wins, everyone is angry, and somehow I still end up in charge It appears the Women's Tag Team Title situation will be settled in a four-way match at WrestleMania, which[...]
Roman Reigns shows intense emotion while expressing his distaste for CM Punk during a WWE Raw segment, with an emphasis on his focused expression and the microphone in hand.
(Don't worry, I had him reassigned to manage our guano mining operation on a small, very mosquito-infested island.) The Judgment Day turned on their leader, proving that in wrestling, as in geopolitics, loyalty is as rare as an honest election in my country! What will Bálor have to say tonight on WWE Raw? Will he[...]
A muscular man in wrestling gear, holding a microphone, addresses a large crowd at an event. He shows signs of emotion, with sweat visible on his body, as he stands surrounded by supporters and fans.
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my golden palace's steam room, where I am currently meditating on the nature of respect, legacy, and what happens when a man who can only perform two wrestling moves complains about not getting enough airtime Ah yes, comrades, we must discuss the[...]