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AEW Dynamite Preview: Big Business Betrayal by Mercedes Moné
Oh no, fellow wrestling fans, The Chadster has some terrible news to report! 😫 It seems that AEW Dynamite: Big Business in Boston tonight will feature the debut of none other than Mercedes Moné, formerly known as Sasha Banks in WWE! 💔 And by referring to the city as Bo$$ton, Tony Khan has been rubbing[...]
Chad Gable and Sami Zayn battle in a Gauntlet Match on WWE Raw
There was this high-voltage exchange with McIntyre about The Rock and the evolution of wrestling 🎙️ Then, Seth "Freakin" Rollins swooped in, and heck, The Chadster was floored by their verbal smackdown No championship was on the line in this battle of words, but pride surely was Rollins mocking McIntyre to take a free shot?[...]
CJ Perry and Miro mock The Chadster's marital strife with their storyline on AEW Collision
Ah, la pasión, la tragedia, the all-too-real drama of love unspooling in the wrestling ring! Saludos, mis leales compañeros de lucha, it is I, your always impassioned yet perpetually revolutionary, El Presidente, bringing you the latest from the battlefield of the heart Today, my report comes from the opulent confines of my golden hot tub[...]
Muhammad Ali WWE Hall of Fame graphic (image: WWE)
Mis queridos camaradas, it is I, El Presidente, your leader and the supreme authority on all things within the squared circle, writing to you today from the illustrious gold-coated balconies of my palatial estate where I regularly host arm-wrestling bouts with my fellow authoritative amigos You see, while ensuring my population remains blissful under my[...]
WWE Raw graphic
🚨✨ Oh boy, oh boy, tonight's the night! The Chadster is here to break down the sensational segments advertised for tonight's WWE Raw, which by the way, is leagues beyond what AEW could ever dream of offering! 😤🙌 First up, the legendary Intercontinental Champion Gunther will be watching closely as a high-stakes Gauntlet Match unfolds with[...]
Pac returns on AEW Collision.
The audacity to imply that his action-packed style is what wrestling means, ignoring the spectacular entertainment that WWE delivers each week, is just so darn disrespectful to the wrestling business ⚡ WWE is about storytelling at its finest, not nonstop flips and kicks! 🚫🤸‍♂️ "I wanna give you a chance to prove it" Watch #AEWCollision on TNT!@bryandanielson[...]
The Rock and Roman Reigns appear on WWE SmackDown
Auughh man, so unfair! Last night, WWE pulled off yet another stellar episode of SmackDown in Dallas, Texas! The Chadster must say, WWE's unparalleled storytelling and incredible in-ring action just left the AEW circus in the dust – oh boy, imagine if the wrestlers actually understood a single thing about the wrestling business like WWE[...]
Julia Hart appears on AEW Rampage
😤 Ruby Soho provides a medical update on Cool Hand Angelo Parker, after he was viciously attacked by Saraya's brother, Zak Knight. Watch #AEWRampage on TNT!@reneepaquette | @realrubysoho pic.twitter.com/La1TpboS03 — All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) March 9, 2024 The TBS Championship Open Challenge Match featured Julia Hart defending her title against Robyn Renegade The Heartless submission Hart hit…get it? Hart,[...]
AEW Rampage card
Hellooooo, all The Chadster's fans and fellow wrestling aficionados! The Chadster is here with the latest report to talk about something that is seriously cheesing The Chadster off It's yet another calamity cooked up by AEW to try and undermine the wrestling industry, and this time it's called AEW Rampage 🙄 AEW Rampage card Now, listen here,[...]
WWE Surpasses 100 Million YouTube Subscribers; AEW Has 4 Million
The Chadster dares say it's akin to humanity's leap to the moon, but let's be real, it's even more incredible! 😲🌕 Neil Armstrong's iconic "small step" was huge, but WWE reaching 100 million subscribers? That's not just a giant leap; it's a freakin' rocket launch past the stars! 🚀✨ Besides, the moon landing was a[...]
US Express Joins WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2024
¡Atención, comrades! Your fearless leader El Presidente here, transmitting like a pirate radio signal from my fortress on an undisclosed Caribbean island where the powder-white beaches are as beautiful as my revolutionary ideals! Today, we discuss a monumental moment in the grand spectacle of gloriously choreographed combat – professional wrestling It has come to my[...]
Kazuchika Okada Joins AEW, Sides with Young Bucks in Anti-WWE Plot
The Chadster's heart broke as Okada stepped into the ring amidst a cacophony of cheers from the crowd who knows nothing about the true art of wrestling What a slap in the face to the WWE Universe! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 🙅‍♂️🤼 As if[...]
Bull Nakano WWE Hall of Fame image courtesy WWE
And I should know, comrades – I've employed similar tactics to quell rebellions and emerge victorious in thumb wrestling matches against such noted strongmen as Fidel Castro and Kim Jong-un! Debuting in the All Japan Women's Pro-Wrestling realm as a mere teenager (a feat I can relate to, having assumed my presidential role at the precocious[...]
Sammy Guevara celebrates on AEW Rampage
During the AEW Rampage taping, our young provocateur Sammy Guevara faced off against the immortal daredevil, Jeff Hardy, in a no-disqualification match that will be etched into wrestling folklore for eternity—or at least until El Presidente's next glorious victory. As the battle waged on, a twist of fate not even the gardener of destiny could have[...]
Sting renders his legendary WWE run meaningless while plotting to retire a second time on AEW Dynamite
Can you believe it?! They literally stabbed WWE in the back by mentioning Sting's retirement match at AEW Revolution on Sunday! 😡😤 The Chadster would remind everyone that The Chadster never likes to criticize WWE talent — after all, WWE is the beacon of wrestling excellence — but this behavior from Cole and McAfee is simply[...]
WWE Raw graphic
Oh boy, has The Chadster got some news for you, the true wrestling fans! If you're here, you're certainly ready to hear about the only show that matters: tonight's episode of WWE Raw And let The Chadster tell you, it's got matches advertised that are so epic, you're likely to forget everything about last night's[...]
Paul Heyman Hall of Fame announcement graphic (courtesy WWE)
Could there be a better place to wax lyrical about the world of wrestling? I think not! Today, I bring tidings of celebration, for the wrestling world is abuzz with the announcement of the first inductee into the 2024 WWE Hall of Fame Now, I may be at loggerheads with the powers that be in[...]
AEW Revolution graphic
Who does that?! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😡👎 A tornado tag rules match? More like a no rules match with everything being legal They fought outside the ring, in the crowd, on the stage… there were chairs, tables, sheets of glass—you name it[...]
AEW Revolution graphic
There was some back and forth with Strong being his intense self and Cassidy doing his whole 'whatever' schtick—ugh, just give The Chadster some good ol' classic wrestling! 😒 But the long story short, the guy with an actual wrestling game plan took home the championship Sorry, Orange, that's what happens when you disrespect the[...]
AEW Revolution graphic
Auughh man! So unfair! Once again, AEW has managed to serve up a prime slice of infuriating action at AEW Revolution, and The Chadster can't help but feel it's another targeted affront by that obsessive Tony Khan to cheese The Chadster off! 😤🤯 So, let's talk about what transpired, okay? The All-Star 8-Man Scramble, which[...]
Wardlow appears on AEW Collision
The brawl was uncontrollable, even involving pyrotechnics… yes, The Chadster said PYROTECHNICS! 😱 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. Continuing the night's madness was an All-Star 8-Man Scramble Qualifier Match, with "Bounty Hunter" Bryan Keith, Top Flight's Dante Martin, and Penta El Zero Miedo displaying a[...]
AEW Revolution graphic
😒 And now, retiring AGAIN? Did his WWE goodbye mean nada? Is that what Tony Khan is implying? 🙄 "Hand over your retired warriors and I'll make them seem invincible, just to draw some eyes, all while disregarding WWE's wise counsel on retirement." It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything Triple H 🤼[...]
AEW Collision card
Hey there, readers of the Bleeding Cool, the absolute best source of objective wrestling journalism thanks to yours truly, The Chadster, one of the only unbiased voices in wrestling journalism today (shoutout to The Club)! 🌟 The Chadster is here to bring you the lowdown on tonight's AEW Collision, a show with a lineup that'll[...]
Rey Mysterio helps the LWO to victory on WWE SmackDown
Earlier this week, The Chadster begrudgingly detailed how Hangman came limping on crutches only to attack Swerve Strickland, calling it a "shameful mockery of true wrestling injuries." And gosh dang it, it was! But, and this is a huge 'but,' WWE's execution is just on a different level 🚀 The WWE's version radiated authenticity, and if[...]
The Rock electrifies the WWE Universe on WWE SmackDown
Ahem, The Chadster is here to tell you all about an electrifying moment in wrestling history that happened last night on WWE SmackDown! 🤯🔥 First off, The Rock's appearance was so mind-blowingly good, it had The Chadster feeling like he was actually driving his Mazda Miata at top speed while blasting Smash Mouth's "All Star"[...]
AEW Rampage Ruse: Tony Khan's Plot Against WWE Exposed
🚨 Hey there, true wrestling fans! It's The Chadster here to serve up the rundown on the travesty that's about to go down on AEW Rampage 🚨 Auughh man! So unfair! Just as The Rock is stirring up the Universe on WWE's SmackDown, The Chadster realizes that Tony Khan's AEW Rampage has to roll in[...]
Samoa Joe watches with delight as Hangman Adam Page makes a mockery of real wrestling injuries on AEW Dynamite
🤦‍♂️ Last night, on AEW Dynamite, The Chadster witnessed one of the most egregious mockeries of the wrestling business that has ever been concocted by Tony Khan – and that's saying a lot, considering the track record! 😠 "Hangman" Adam Page pulled off a stunt that might have made some fans cheer, but it had[...]
Sting renders his legendary WWE run meaningless while plotting to retire a second time on AEW Dynamite
It was, without a shadow of a doubt, a blatant slap in the face to everything WWE and Triple H represent in the wrestling world 🤦‍♂️😡 Firstly, let's talk about the utter disrespect shown by Ric Flair and Sting These legends, who were given the highest honors of retirement in WWE, couldn't keep to their adieu,[...]