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Hunter Raccoon kept pacing back and forth, clearly sensing that something terrible was about to happen to the wrestling business tonight on AEW Dynamite The Chadster knows exactly what has these innocent woodland creatures so upset: Tony Khan is about to torture wrestling fans once again with AEW Dynamite at 8 p.m ET/7 p.m[...]

Comrades, this is the wrestling equivalent of when I try to hold a peaceful election and seventeen different opposition parties storm the polling stations Nobody wins, everyone is angry, and somehow I still end up in charge It appears the Women's Tag Team Title situation will be settled in a four-way match at WrestleMania, which[...]

(Don't worry, I had him reassigned to manage our guano mining operation on a small, very mosquito-infested island.) The Judgment Day turned on their leader, proving that in wrestling, as in geopolitics, loyalty is as rare as an honest election in my country! What will Bálor have to say tonight on WWE Raw? Will he[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my golden palace's steam room, where I am currently meditating on the nature of respect, legacy, and what happens when a man who can only perform two wrestling moves complains about not getting enough airtime Ah yes, comrades, we must discuss the[...]

WWE 2K26 has revealed the next couple of content updates for the game as the company speeds down the road to WrestleMania 42

He wore a fake mustache and called himself "Murray." The hummus was excellent, I must admit, though he kept trying to give me pamphlets about his "new vision" for sandwich-based governance. John Cena salutes the fans after his last match at Saturday Night's Main Event, marking a memorable conclusion to his wrestling career. But I digress, comrades[...]

WWE has a new ticket option available for their stop in Italy this year, charging fans $12k to make pasta with their favorite wrestler

Tony Khan did this to innocent raccoons who have never done anything to anybody 🦝😡💔. Let The Chadster walk everyone through this abomination of a wrestling show. Divine Dominion Retains the Women's Tag Titles in an Irresponsibly Exciting Opener on AEW Collision AEW Collision kicked off with Divine Dominion (Megan Bayne and Lena Kross) defending the AEW Women's[...]

YouTube is the people's platform, and the people deserve free wrestling content Now let us get into it! The Viper Gets a Taste of His Own Medicine We opened SmackDown with Randy Orton in the ring cutting a promo about listening to the voices in his head again after Cody Rhodes encouraged him to unleash the old[...]

THREE WEEKS until WrestleMania, the grandest stage of them all, the single most important event in the history of professional wrestling and possibly human civilization, and what does Tony Khan decide to do? He books yet ANOTHER loaded episode of AEW Collision tonight, March 28, 2026, airing LIVE at 8 p.m ET / 7 p.m[...]

I believe The Bella Twins have the fire of a true revolutionary uprising behind them tonight, but Charlotte Flair is wrestling royalty, and Alexa Bliss has that unhinged energy that reminds me of my Minister of Propaganda after too much espresso This one could go either way, and it should be an incredible match on[...]

But enough about my maritime entrepreneurial ventures—I have some spectacular news from the world of professional wrestling that has me more fired up than the time I arm-wrestled Saddam Hussein over the last empanada at a Non-Aligned Movement potluck! Bad News Brown joins WWE Hall of Fame 2026 class WWE has just announced that the legendary Bad[...]

🦝😡 Tony Khan is now actively endangering the health of innocent woodland creatures, and The Chadster hopes someone reports him to the ASPCA! Thekla uses brass knuckles during an intense match on AEW Dynamite. Let's get into this travesty of a wrestling show, segment by painful segment. Kenny Omega defeated Swerve Strickland to become the #1 contender for[...]

All Elite Wrestling recently opened up tickets for their upcoming Wembley Stadium event, All In: London Returning to the stadium after two years away, the company is looking to make it one of the biggest professional wrestling events of the year, in front of one of the best crowds, as the UK fanbase is always[...]

All Elite Wrestling recently opened up tickets for their upcoming Wembley Stadium event, All In: London Returning to the stadium after two years away, the company is looking to make it one of the biggest professional wrestling events of the year, in front of one of the best crowds, as the UK fanbase is always[...]

🦝🦝🦝 That's right, even innocent woodland creatures can sense when Tony Khan is about to commit another heinous crime against the wrestling business! The baby raccoons have been chittering nervously and refusing to eat the half-eaten Big Mac that Vincent K Raccoon brought home from the McDonald's dumpster this morning Tony Khan is now traumatizing[...]

AJ challenged her to a match at WrestleMania for the Intercontinental Championship, and, after accepting, Becky brought up how AJ quit wrestling the day after her last WrestleMania appearance, which is the kind of long-term storytelling that I appreciate I once held a grudge against a rival dictator for fifteen years before getting my revenge[...]

And speaking of softball, I have some magnificent news from the world of professional wrestling that has me more excited than the time Fidel Castro let me borrow his favorite cigar cutter! Triple H, the Game himself, has announced that the late, great Sycho Sid (also known as Sid Justice, Sid Vicious, and "The Master[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a secret tunnel beneath the Bleeding Cool breakroom, where I am sipping my morning café con leche and reading the latest wrestling dirt sheets like the cultured revolutionary I am The CIA has been monitoring the breakroom ever since I installed a[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster is literally shaking right now as The Chadster prepares to warn you all about tonight's episode of AEW Collision: Slam Dunk Sunday, which Tony Khan is using to further corrupt innocent college basketball fans who just wanted to watch March Madness! 🏀😡 This is the SECOND night in[...]

Raccoon actually head-butted the wall so hard that he dented the drywall! Tony Khan is literally making innocent woodland creatures suffer, and The Chadster holds him personally responsible! 😤 Kyle Fletcher retained the TNT Championship against Robbie Eagles in the opening match of AEW Collision: Slam Dunk Saturday, and it was just so disrespectful to the[...]

Be sure to collect and keep AEW Faces cards in your collection throughout the 10 months so you can earn exciting rewards like the Face-Off Puzzle Achievement sets and spectacular Metal Artist Auto Variation Achievement cards! Go grab some packs of AEW Faces to add these stunning cards to your wrestling collection! Upper Deck has[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster can barely even type this preview right now because The Chadster's hands are literally shaking with rage and betrayal 😤🤬💔! Tonight's special "Slam Dunk Saturday" edition of AEW Collision represents perhaps the most DISGUSTING act of collusion The Chadster has ever witnessed in the wrestling business, and that's[...]

Williams is quickly becoming a star, much like I became a star in the revolutionary movement after my inspired speech about redistributing the nation's professional wrestling tape library to the people The workers deserve access to WrestleMania III, comrades! Jade Cargill and Rhea Ripley had a tense confrontation on WWE SmackDown, with Cargill attacking the fans[...]

The Chadster is absolutely THRILLED to tell you all about tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown, which promises to be quite possibly the greatest wrestling show ever produced in the history of television! 🎉🎊🏆 The Chadster has been preparing all day in the abandoned Blockbuster with Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and[...]

El Presidente reviews AEW Dynamite's Revolution fallout, including Darby Allin's insane Coffin Match, Will Ospreay's return, and Swerve Strickland's power play!

Tickets for All Elite Wrestling's (AEW) marquee international event, AEW All In: London, go on sale tomorrow to the general public via LiveNation.co.uk, heralding the return of professional wrestling's most ambitious global spectacle to the hallowed grounds of Wembley Stadium on Sunday, August 30, over the United Kingdom's bank holiday weekend. Tickets for AEW All In[...]

I metaphorically put them in a coffin!" He nodded sagely and then scored a hole-in-one, which I graciously allowed him to achieve without mentioning the three armed guards who moved the ball when he wasn't looking. Which brings me to tonight's spectacular Dynamite card! Comrades, I am still riding high from AEW Revolution this past Sunday![...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private vault where I am currently counting my extensive collection of vintage wrestling action figures that I definitely did not acquire through questionable means And have I got some deliciously ironic news for you today! TNA Wrestling has just signed a[...]

The Chadster is still wiping tears of joy from The Chadster's eyes after witnessing what was undoubtedly the greatest episode of WWE Raw in the history of not just professional wrestling, but all of television! 😭✨🏆 The Chadster watched last night's WWE Raw from the abandoned Blockbuster Video with the entire raccoon family gathered around[...]