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Holey Moley 3D in 2D E05 Preview: Steph Curry Shares Some Merch Ideas
The dynamic commentating duo of Rob Riggle & Joe Tessitore and sideline correspondent Jeannie Mai are back with "Pretty Tee-rrific." Along with this week's competitors, Riggle offers backstory on "Curry the Kid' while Curry makes a pitch for some sweet "Holey Moley" merch But let's kick things off with our 5 favorite preview images, made funnier[...]
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On-air color commentating dynamic duo Rob Riggle and Joe Tessitore are back in Best in Show form once again, along with sideline correspondent Jeannie Mai as well as executive producer and resident minigolf professional Stephen Curry New holes New warriors But… Ummm… it's still going to be in the same dimension (sorry, sci-fi faithful). Image: Screencap Here's[...]
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On-air color commentating dynamic duo Rob Riggle and Joe Tessitore are back, along with sideline correspondent Jeannie Mai as well as executive producer and resident minigolf professional Stephen Curry Here's a look at some promo images (with the season's official poster at the bottom) along with an overview of the season, a promo of what's[...]
HOLEY MOLEY - "A Finale of Epic Proportions" - Winner takes all in the season finale of "Holey Moley" where it all comes down to one putt. Twelve "Holey Moley" finalists return to the course to face off on four of the toughest holes, but at the end of the night, only one will emerge victorious and be crowned the grand champion of "Holey Moley." On The Distractor, the distraction is none other than Michael Winslow of "Police Academy" fame, AKA "The Man of 10,000 Sound Effects," where he uses self-made sound effects to prevent the contestants from making their 12-foot putts. Plus, the outrageous, never-before-seen hole, Clowning Around, makes its debut as competitors attempt to make a shot from upside-down, or else be faced with a pie in the face. It all leads up to the highly anticipated hole, Stephen Curry's masterpiece, the Tomb of Nefer-Tee-Tee. The first finalist to sink a 100-foot hole-in-one will open the tomb to claim their $250K prize and spot in history as the "Holey Moley II: The Sequel" champion on the season finale of "Holey Moley" airing THURSDAY, SEPT. 10 (8:00-9:00 P.M. EDT), on ABC. (ABC/Christopher Willard) HOLEY MOLEY
Commentators-with-attitude Rob Riggle and Joe Tessitore, and sideline correspondent Jeannie Mai, are bringing back a line-up of familiar winning faces for "A Finale of Epic Proportions" (thus, the episode title) That's right, that means Ray from San Diego, CA; Mei from Salt Lake City, UT; Tanner from Snyder, TX; Noor from Austin, TX; Mallory from Santa[...]
HOLEY MOLEY - "Double Dutch Riggle" - This week on the "Holey Moley" course, an Olympic golfer takes a professional musician to Uranus and a "small but mighty" law student fights for her footing against a pageant queen on Slip N' Putt. Across the course, a former NFL player and a used car salesman struggle to focus while World Champion sumo wrestlers battle it out on The Distractor. "The Maleficent of mini-golf" jumps the shark against the owner of a golf supply company on Putt the Plank. Later, after sticking the landing on Polcano and going for it on Gopher It, two finalists meet on Double Dutch Courage, and a shocking hole-in-one earns one contestant the final spot in the grand finale and the chance to putt for $250K. "Holey Moley," "Double Dutch Riggle," airs THURSDAY, SEPT. 3 (8:00-9:00 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (ABC/Christopher Willard) CASEY LATTO, ERICA DECHOWITZ, JON LOVITZ
Speaking with Deadline Hollywood, Mills is sounding pretty optimistic about a third season of the mini-golf competition series and a second season of the "wacky challenges" game show. HOLEY MOLEY (ABC/Christopher Willard) With commentators Rob Riggle and Joe Tessitore, along with sideline correspondent Jeannie Mai, Holey Moley! has gone from being a "surprise hit" to a proven[...]
HOLEY MOLEY - "Double Dutch Riggle" - This week on the "Holey Moley" course, an Olympic golfer takes a professional musician to Uranus and a "small but mighty" law student fights for her footing against a pageant queen on Slip N' Putt. Across the course, a former NFL player and a used car salesman struggle to focus while World Champion sumo wrestlers battle it out on The Distractor. "The Maleficent of mini-golf" jumps the shark against the owner of a golf supply company on Putt the Plank. Later, after sticking the landing on Polcano and going for it on Gopher It, two finalists meet on Double Dutch Courage, and a shocking hole-in-one earns one contestant the final spot in the grand finale and the chance to putt for $250K. "Holey Moley," "Double Dutch Riggle," airs THURSDAY, SEPT. 3 (8:00-9:00 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (ABC/Christopher Willard) CASEY LATTO, ERICA DECHOWITZ, JON LOVITZ
Commentators-with-attitude Rob Riggle and Joe Tessitore, along with sideline correspondent Jeannie Mai, are not only back for another dose of mini-golf madness, but they're bringing eight new contestants with them: Paula from Ft Lauderdale, FL; Donald from Chicago, IL; Mikayla from Spokane, WA; Ashley from Bixby, OK; Darren from Bronx, NY; Tony from Longview, TX;[...]
A look at Holey Moley II (Image: ABC/Disney)
Commentators Rob Riggle and Joe Tessitore, and sideline correspondent Jeannie Mai, are back for another dose of mini-golf madness, and they're bringing eight new contestants with them: Andrea from Hempstead, NY; Aaron from Ocean City, NJ; Lauren from New Haven, CT; Uzo from Bronx, NY; Kris from Chandler, AZ; Mallory from Santa Barbara, CA; James[...]
HOLEY MOLEY - "Porta Party" - This week on the "Holey Moley" course, a yoga instructor and a California businesswoman try to putt through smoke on The Distractor, and an ice cream entrepreneur and a professional wrestler hang loose on Buns & Wieners. Meanwhile, two self-identified cat-people try to stay dry on Water Hazard; and on Diving Range, a biotech student dives off against the sister of a former contestant; while Joey, the resident wishful putter, hopes his fourth time is a charm for guest judges Olympian Greg Louganis and actor Steve Guttenberg. Later, after mustering up Double Dutch courage and conquering Hole Number Two, two finalists will Frankenputt-off to earn a spot in the grand finale and the chance to putt for $250,000. "Holey Moley" airs THURSDAY, JULY 30 (8:00-9:00 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (ABC/Christopher Willard) HOLEY MOLEY
Commentators Rob Riggle and Joe Tessitore, and sideline correspondent Jeannie Mai, are back for another dose of mini-golf madness, and they're bringing eight new contestants with them: Jen from Salt Lake City, UT; Gretchen from Oceanside, CA; David from Atlanta, GA; Brad from Menlo Park, CA; Martin from Glendale, CA; Misa from San Diego, CA;[...]
A scene from Holey Moley II (Image: ABC)
Commentators Rob Riggle and Joe Tessitore, and sideline correspondent Jeannie Mai, are back for another dose of mini-golf madness, and they're bringing eight new contestants with them: Noor from Austin, TX; Kirstin from Ft Lauderdale, FL; Lawrence from Compton, CA; Leigh from Los Angeles, CA; Renee from Los Angeles, CA; Brianne from Kansas City, MO;[...]
A look at Holey Moley II: The Sequel (Image: ABC).
After a week off, ABC and NBA superstar, mini-golf course pro, and executive producer Stephen Curry's reality competition series Holey Moley is back for another dose of mini-golf madness. Commentators Rob Riggle and Joe Tessitore, as well as sideline correspondent Jeannie Mai, return to host this week's eight contestants: Jimmy from Walker, MN; Spencer from Nashville,[...]
Holey Moley II: ABC Preview Had Us Hooked at "Pirate Jon Lovitz"
But this week, the fine folks at Holey Moley are offering up a round that can best be promoted by three simple yet powerful words: pirate Jon Lovitz. Commentators Rob Riggle and Joe Tessitore, as well as sideline correspondent Jeannie Mai, return to host this week's eight contestants: Chelsea from Houston, Texas; Sarah from San Marcos,[...]
HOLEY MOLEY - "Where the Herd At?" - The "Holey Moley" competition opens up on returning favorite Slip N' Putt where, despite one competitor's posse of celebrity friends including Josh Duhamel cheering him on, a tiebreaker putt-off determines which contestant will advance to the next round. Later, mini-golf meets baseball on The Distractor; and one competitor makes an impressive landing on Polcano against his opponent dubbed "Mister Mini Golf." A last-minute twist sends one surprise contestant into the final round on Double Dutch Courage when "Holey Moley" airs THURSDAY, JUNE 18 (8:00-9:00 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (ABC/Christopher Willard) TANNER BEARD, CLAY MYERS
Commentators Rob Riggle and Joe Tessitore, as well as sideline correspondent Jeannie Mai, return to host this week's eight contestants: Mary from Glendale, AZ; Tanner from Snyder, Texas; Jim from Patterson, CA; Clay from Irving, Texas; Gerritt from Thousand Oaks, CA; Amanda from Phoenix, AZ; Karl from West Bend, WI; and Courtney from La Jolla,[...]
HOLEY MOLEY - "That Man Knows How to Ride a Weiner" - On this week's brand-new trip to the iconic "Holey Moley" course, a professional author faces off with an aspiring professional golfer on the never-before-seen hole, Gopher It, where contestants need to ride the mechanical gopher mascot, Sir Goph, which sits 20 feet high, before even attempting a putt. On the other side of the course, a competitor dubbed "frat boy" impresses the crowd by running across the 38-foot-long bridge through the water cannons on Water Hazard. Later, a fight breaks out between a contestant and the port-a-potty doors on Hole Number Two. Another competitor who moonlights as a DJ gives it his all on Buns & Weiners, despite his opponent cheering for his failure from the sidelines. The finalists battle it out on new season two-hole Frankenputt, sending one to the grand finale for a chance at the $250,000 prize, when "Holey Moley" airs THURSDAY, JUNE 4 (9:00-10:00 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (ABC/Christopher Willard) JEANNIE MAI, DESIREE BERRY
This week's round brings back commentators Rob Riggle and Joe Tessitore, as well as sideline correspondent Jeannie Mai, to host our next eight contestants: Chris from Denver, CO; Aaron from Portland, OR; Karin from Atlanta, GA; Morris from Davenport, Iowa; Somin from Scottsdale, AZ; Laura from Tupper Lake, NY; Ryan from St Louis, MO; and Desiree from[...]
HOLEY MOLEY II: THE SEQUEL - Key Art. (ABC)
Featuring commentators Rob Riggle and Joe Tessitore, and sideline correspondent Jeannie Mai, the series gives eight contestants a chance to put their miniature golf (and physical) skills to the test as they face off in a wide range of challenges on the supersized course With the series set to return for its second season on Thursday,[...]