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Updated AEW Rankings, Preview for Tonight's Episode of Dynamite

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Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live on this very tough day. Yes, El Presidente is finding it hard to get through the day while mourning the tragic death of conservative radio host Ru… Haw haw haw haw! Just kidding, comrades. I couldn't even keep a straight face! Today is a beautiful day, and it's about to be made even more beautiful at 8PM Eastern when AEW Dynamite airs live on TNT, or on Fite TV for international viewers or people who use a VPN.

The Young Bucks will defend the AEW Tag Team Championships against Santana and Ortiz on Dynamite tonight.
The Young Bucks will defend the AEW Tag Team Championships against Santana and Ortiz on Dynamite tonight.

This week, AEW once again has a stacked card on their hands, comrades. First of all, the Young Bucks will defend the tag team belts against Santana and Ortiz, and with all of the drama with the Good Brothers, not to mention the tag team focus of the Inner Circle, we might actually see Santana and Ortiz win them tonight. In other tag team action, Jon Moxley, Lance Archer, and Rey Fenix will team up to face Eddie Kingston and his crew, The Butcher and The Blade. Additionally, FTR will face the Brothers Sydal on Dynamite tonight.

But that's not all, comrades. We can also expect to see Hangman Page and Matt Hardy team up to take on The Hybrid2. Orange Cassidy will face Luther one-on-one. And Riho finally returns to AEW, facing Serena Deeb in a first round match for the Women's World Championship Eliminator tournament. Also on Dynamite tonight, Sting will call out Team Taz for rudely dragging Darby Allin around from the back of a truck.

Ahead of tonight's Dynamite, AEW has also released updated rankings. El Presidente doesn't believe in rankings, personally. Everyone ought to be ranked at the same level, for fairness sake. Socialized rankings! But until the world is a better place, check them out below, comrades! And remember, until next time, socialism or death!

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After a successful fourteen-year career as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his own death in 2013 in order to pursue his two true passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling dirt sheet reporting. Since opportunities to rig the election for Joe Biden were few and far between until recently, El Presidente mostly focused on the wrestling dirt sheet reporting, where he became one of the best in the business. Unfortunately, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his country's wrestling news technology, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took all the credit on their stupid websites. Finally, El Presidente has found a way to break into the American market by becoming a Bleeding Cool contributor, so get ready for the spread of great wrestling news and socialism, comrades!
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