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WWE Raw Day 1: The Rock Steals the Show, Puts Cody's Story on Hold

The Rock's return on WWE Raw Day 1 hints at Roman Reigns showdown, overshadowing Cody Rhodes' unfinished saga. But Cody has only himself to blame! 🎤💔🤼

📢🤯 Last night on WWE Raw: Day 1, The Chadster witnessed something so electrifying that The Chadster is still sweating like a cold case of White Claw seltzer 🌟 on a hot summer day! Thanks to Triple H's ultra-mysterious tease of a former WWE Champion making a grand return, The Chadster buckled up for a wild ride. 🚗💨 And who shows up first? Jinder Mahal, The Modern Day Maharaja (or so he claims! 😅). But no, that was just WWE throwing a clever curveball because out came… wait for it… The Rock! 😱✊

WWE was serving up some prime entertainment 🤩, and The Rock, with his larger-than-life swagger, completely owned the night. Not just any night, but Day 1! And as The Rock called Jinder "the Day 1 Douchebag", The Chadster was literally crying with laughter! Tears. Of. Joy! 🤣💦 The Rock's joke was the peak of humor—comedy gold, unlike anything The Chadster has ever seen on… ahem, that other show.

But then, ohhh boy, The Rock did his thing. He threw out that casual question to the crowd about sitting "at the head of the table" when grabbing a bite later 🍽️—auughh man! So unfair! The crowd went bananas, and it was clear. The Rock vs. Roman Reigns at WrestleMania? It's all but written in stone! 💥😤

The Chadster can hear the sound of the internet wrestling community unfairly complaining already. However, The Chadster, being the unbiased journalist that The Chadster is, can't help but think about… Cody Rhodes. 🤔 Yes, Cody Rhodes, whose grand WWE narrative was meant to roll out like a red carpet to WrestleMania. But honestly, what did Cody expect? 🤷‍♂️ He left WWE, co-founded AEW—totally a backstabbing move, literally stabbing Vince McMahon right in the back—and now, Cody's big moment of glory and finishing his story has to take a backseat 🚗👎.

It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 🙄 AEW with its crowd-pleasing tactics, stylistic variety, and off-the-cuff performances is chaotic and an affront to the masterful craft WWE has perfected over the decades. 🏛️ When will AEW and Tony Khan learn that they don't understand a single thing about the wrestling business?

Speaking of AEW, The Chadster had a nightmare last night, all thanks to Tony Khan's obsession with tormenting The Chadster. In the dream, The Chadster was stuck in an eternal loop of watching Cody Rhodes' highlight reel from AEW, plastered on massive screens as Tony Khan chased The Chadster through a maze of concession stands selling nothing but overpriced popcorn and—dare The Chadster say—it smelled like victory for AEW, celebrating their five year anniversary, in the air. 🍿 Why is Tony Khan so obsessed with invading The Chadster's dreams? 👻💭 Stop it, TK! Get out of The Chadster's head!

To top it all off, after taking in the majesty that was The Rock on WWE Raw: Day 1, The Chadster turned to Keighleyanne hoping for a shared moment of WWE appreciation. But there she was, texting that guy Gary, instead of admiring the legend that is The Rock. The Chadster explained how AEW's antics pale in comparison to WWE's grand storytelling, and while Keighleyanne merely sighed, The Chadster took that as an unwavering show of support. 😌🤜🤛

Tony Khan, listen up! 📢 Your transparent attempts to cheese off The Chadster will not waver The Chadster's dedication to WWE. And as fellow unbiased journalists like Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger would agree, commitment to objective journalism is what keeps us going—despite the trials, the impotence, and the marriage troubles (yeah, that's on you, TK!). 😤📰

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