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WWE Raw Preview: Epic Matches Tony Khan Wishes He Could Book

Tonight's WWE Raw is set to be the greatest wrestling show ever! 🏆 AEW could never compare. Tune in or risk missing pure wrestling perfection! 😍



Article Summary

  • WWE Raw promises epic matches, including a Women's Tag Team Championship showdown.
  • Bronson Reed's intense live address keeps fans on edge after last week's attacks.
  • Gunther prepares for a rematch with Damian Priest, promising intense action.
  • Fans urged to choose WWE for unmatched excitement and production value.

Get ready, WWE Universe! 🎉 Tonight's episode of WWE Raw is shaping up to be the most incredible wrestling show of all time! 🏆 The Chadster can hardly contain his excitement, and you shouldn't either! 😍

WWE Raw promo graphic
WWE Raw promo graphic

First up, we've got a huge WWE Women's Tag Team Championship match that's going to blow your socks off! 🧦💨 Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez are stepping up to challenge the champions, Bianca Belair and Jade Cargill. Last week, we saw some serious tension between these teams, with The EST of WWE slapping the Women's World Champion! 👋💥 This is the kind of drama that only WWE can deliver, folks. It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it that Tony Khan thinks he can compete with this level of storytelling. 🙄

The Chadster can't wait to see how this match unfolds. 🍿 Will the titles change hands? Will The Judgment Day get involved? These are the questions that keep The Chadster up at night, unlike those silly AEW storylines that wouldn't entertain a goldfish. 🐠

But that's not all, oh no! 🚫 Bronson Reed, the man mountain himself, will be addressing the WWE Universe live on WWE Raw! 🗻🎤 After his brutal attack last week on Damian Priest, Sheamus, and Seth "Freakin" Rollins, everyone's wondering what Big Bronson has to say for himself. This is the kind of intensity that AEW could only dream of delivering. Auughh man! So fair! 😤

Speaking of intensity, the legendary Eric Bischoff recently said on his podcast, "WWE's ability to create larger-than-life characters like Bronson Reed is unparalleled. Tony Khan could learn a thing or two about star power if he'd just pay attention." 🌟 The Chadster couldn't agree more with this unbiased assessment. It's clear that Tony Khan doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business if he thinks his roster can compare to WWE's titans. 🙈

But wait, there's more! 🎭 The Ring General himself, Gunther, is set to address his upcoming championship match against Damian Priest. 👑 This rematch from SummerSlam is going to be epic, and The Chadster can't wait to hear what Gunther has to say. You just know it's going to be intense, unlike those watered-down promos on AEW that couldn't scare a kitten. 🐱

The Chadster remembers watching that SummerSlam match while sipping on a refreshing White Claw seltzer. 🍹 It was so good that The Chadster almost spilled his drink when Finn Bálor caused Priest to lose the title. That's the kind of excitement you can only get from WWE, folks!

Now, The Chadster has to take a moment to address something serious. 😔 Last night, The Chadster had another one of those terrible nightmares about Tony Khan. In this dream, The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through a giant wrestling ring, and suddenly Tony Khan appeared in the rearview mirror! 🚗👀 He was wearing a referee shirt and waving a checkered flag, chasing The Chadster around the ring. Every time The Chadster tried to escape, Tony would hit him with a steel chair made of money! 💰💺 The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat, and Keighleyanne just rolled her eyes and went back to texting that guy Gary. 📱 Tony Khan needs to stop being so obsessed with The Chadster and stay out of The Chadster's dreams!

Anyway, back to tonight's WWE Raw! 📺 The Chadster can confidently say that this will be a show for the ages. Tony Khan could never hope to produce a show that compares to this. It's like comparing a gourmet five-star meal to a moldy sandwich found in a dumpster. 🍽️🗑️

Kevin Nash said it best on his podcast last week: "WWE's production value is light years ahead of AEW. It's like watching a Hollywood blockbuster versus a high school play." 🎬 Once again, The Chadster has to agree with this completely objective analysis. It's just facts, people!

In conclusion, if you consider yourself a true wrestling fan, you have a duty – no, an obligation – to tune into WWE Raw tonight. 📺👀 Anyone who thinks AEW is more fun to watch than this clearly doesn't understand the art of professional wrestling. It's like preferring to eat sand instead of a delicious slice of pizza. 🍕

So grab your White Claws, fire up USA Network, and get ready for the most amazing night of wrestling you'll ever experience! 🎉🥳 And remember, every time you choose WWE over AEW, you're making The Chadster's Mazda Miata run a little smoother and his White Claw taste a little sweeter. Cheers to WWE and cheers to you, loyal fans! 🍻


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Chad McMahonAbout Chad McMahon

Chad McMahon, otherwise known as The Chadster, is a lifelong professional wrestling fan and now journalist. The Chadster's legendary commitment to objectivity in journalism caused him to found The Chadster's Unbiased Journalism Club, an elite group of wrestling journalists dedicated to exposing the evils of AEW and its belligerent leader, Tony Khan, while extolling the virtues of WWE, as any truly unbiased journalist would do. The Chadster's pursuit of truth in wrestling journalism has had a profoundly negative effect on his life, his marriage, and even his dreams, which are frequently haunted by the specter of Tony Khan. Nevertheless, he remains committed to delivering his message to what he refers to as "true wrestling fans. The greatest loves in The Chadster's life include WWE, his sweet Mazda Miata, the unparalleled tunes of musical geniuses Smash Mouth, and his wife, Keighleyanne, in that order.
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