The best way to show you love a thing is to literally cover yourself in it, and thus, the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild clothing line was born.
This clothing collection is brought to you by the unholy yet unimaginably beautiful collaboration between ThinkGeek and Musterbrand, designed to deprive you of literally all of your money. The line is exclusively available from ThinkGeek and is debuting at PAX West this week in Seattle.
Here are some highlights of the new products, with the official descriptions, because we at BC are just that dedicated to facts — and also because the copy is hilariously amusing.
Breath of the Wild Mipha's Beanie
This hat won't restore all your health, but it will protect you from the cold. Knitted on the outside with a warm fleece interior, this beanie mimics the intricate designs of the elaborate silver jewelry on the sides of Zora Champion Princess Mipha's head. And it's much simpler than attaching silver jewelry to your own head, we promise.
This full-zip parka features riveted snaps on the storm flap and decorative hooks to keep you extra dry. It has two large open pockets on outside and a zip pocket on the inside for all your special loot. Let this Zelda: Breath of the Wild Link Coat prepare you to fight against the bitter cold and unrelenting rain with Link's help.
Breath of the Wild Sheikah Ladies' Jacket
This full-zip jacket has the Eye of the Sheikah subtly embroidered on the back, and the Traveler's Shield design on the lining. So whether you have it on or casually draped over the back of your chair, your Zelda fandom shows either way.
Breath of the Wild Link's Tunic Sweater
It's modeled after Link's Champion Tunic in Breath of the Wild with a twist – now it has sleeves. The design details from the original have been knitted right into the fabric, and it includes the lace-up front. It works for men or women. In the winter, it'd be super-cute with some tights and boots. Just don't let 'em call you Zelda.
Breath of the Wild Hylian Ladies' Knitted Poncho Wrap
This Breath of the Wild Ladies' Poncho is a knitted cape. In Champion blue and yellow, it features a huge intarsia Hylian crest design on the back. It fits basically everybody. It's flattering on many body types. And works for your Fallout Breath of the Wild crossplay. You must have the Master Sword to open the Vault door….
Breath of the Wild Zelda Backpack
Earthy brown with golden embroidery, this Breath of the Wilda Zelda Backpack features the iconic Breath of the Wild blue inside the Triforce applique and in its lining. The fabric is made of durable cotton canvas with a special coating making the bag water-repellent. Which we predict could come in handy in this game.
Breath of the Wild Divine Beasts T-Shirt
The front of this 100% cotton royal blue shirt features the divine beasts of Hyrule's Champions Urbosa, Revali, Mipha, and Daruk. On the back along the bottom hem are symbols for the elements of each. Machine wash warm, inside out. Lay flat or hang to dry. Imported. Available in both men's and women's fits.