AEW Collision Archives

😎 Last night, on AEW Collision, an announcement was made that supposedly Bryan Danielson sustained a broken orbital bone during a tag team clash on AEW Dynamite 😱 This scuffle had him and Claudio Castagnoli pitched against the likes of Orange Cassidy and Kazuchika Okada The unfortunate injury now seems to be leading Castagnoli to[...]

Welcome, welcome, welcome folks, 💃💃to yet another report from your favorite unbiased wrestling commentator, The Chadster! 💪 Today, The Chadster is giving his insight on the recent madhouse on AEW Collision where Hikaru Shida shockingly retained her AEW Women's World Championship against the so-called 'zombie' Abadon The Chadster means, really? 🙄 Hikaru Shida triumphs over Abadon[...]

Here to bring you the latest report, it's The Chadster, once again vexed by the audacious antics of AEW Collision This time, we're talking about last night's episode, which saw Miro jump into a pile of WWE storyline leftovers, attacking the ever so charming "Hollywood Hunk" Ryan Nemeth.😑 Nic Nemeth and CJ Perry in a 2015[...]

Hey there, beautiful folks! 😄😊 The Chadster is back once again to talk wrestling, and dang, has The Chadster got some opinions about today's AEW Collision The Chadster has heard a lot of fans saying that tonight's show is going to be a "banger" and that the card, featuring two huge world title matches, is[...]

🙄😒 Welcome, welcome, wrestling fans! The Chadster is here once again to provide you with the most unbearably unbiased review of last night's episode of AEW Collision 😫 Auughh man! It's so unfair that The Chadster has to subject himself to this show just for you fans It's like Tony Khan is laughing at him[...]

Seriously, what's wrong with this guy? Let The Chadster have a break, Tony Khan! 😩😠 AEW Collision kicks off the ruckus at 8pm EST on TNT and the AEW Battle of the Belts VIII closes the circus immediately after at 10PM You can hear the Chadster's heartbeat speeding up at the thought of these lineups[...]

The wrestling travesty, aka AEW Collision, unfolded live from the Huntington Center in Toledo, OH, making it another night of heartache and sadness for The Chadster Every stunt these guys pull feels like a slap in the face to real wrestling and everything WWE stands for 😢 Adam Copeland continues to betray WWE while FTR Bald[...]

Welcome, wrestling fans, to another delightful read from The Chadster, your favorite and truly unbiased wrestling blogger! Today, The Chadster will have his heart crushed by the upcoming spectacle of AEW Collision Surely The Chadster doesn't hope for this loyal fanbase to forsake the true wrestling joy of WWE for this cheese fest, does he?[...]

That wrestling ring was a canvas, and Uso and Rhodes were painters! 🎨Victory was deservedly theirs, and a round of applause 👏 is in order. AND NEWWWWWWWW! Jey Uso and @CodyRhodes are the new Undisputed WWE Tag Team Champions!#WWEFastlane pic.twitter.com/gGenl3M0hF — WWE (@WWE) October 8, 2023 And then what does AEW have to offer? Enter AEW Collision where Ricky[...]

😱 That's right! It's another preview of an AEW Collision show, and let's just say this one has The Chadster's tummy all in knots 😰 So let's dive right in, shall we? 🏊‍♂️ AEW Collision 💥Starting things are FTR, gearing up to defend their AEW World Tag Team Championship against Ricky Starks & Big Bill 🏆 FTR[...]

This time it's about last night's AEW Collision, which The Chadster felt was orchestrated purely as a way to trick viewers into subscribing to tonight's pay-per-view, WrestleDream. Julia Hart calls out Kris Statlander on AEW Collision The opening match between Andrade El Idolo and Bullet Club Gold's Juice Robinson initially seemed promising But Juice's use of, ugh,[...]

The Chadster is here to expose the sheer audacity of AEW, with their upcoming catastrophe of a show, AEW Collision The Chadster cannot comprehend how anyone can keep their TV tuned to AEW instead of the good ol' legit wrestling of WWE Unbelievable, isn't it? 🤦‍♂️💢 AEW Collision graphic Onto the analysis, starting with the abomination that[...]

Oh great! Auughh man! So unfair! On AEW Collision last night, Tony Khan once again flung a big, juicy slab of disrespect right in Vince McMahon's face Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Chadster's fresh dose of unbiased wrestling insight 🤼‍♂️📝 Christian Cage 🙄, who's been parading around like the TNT Champion while managing the[...]

Nothing can get The Chadster down, not even AEW Collision! 😤 AEW Collision AEW Collision drags itself into our lives yet again, promising a load of "excitement." But The Chadster knows better than to fall for that old song and dance routine It kicks off with a TNT Championship Match between the obnoxious Luchasaurus, Darby Allin, and[...]

👋👋Hello wrestling fans! The Chadster would like to welcome all the unbiased readers to yet another review covering this week's AEW Collision 📺 show The Chadster's disdain for the product that AEW offers (in an objective way) is not a secret, and this episode did nothing to change his mind. Britt Baker loses to Kris Statlander[...]

Helloooo there, faithful readers! 👋 Once again, The Chadster is surviving another week of wrestling turmoil to bring you the latest, unbiased report on the upcoming, unfortunate event known as AEW Collision 🤦‍♂️ AEW Collision In another blatant attempt to get fans riled up (and to spite The Chadster), Tony Khan has shamelessly booked FTR (Cash Wheeler[...]

Specifically, the cross-show feud started on AEW Collision between Bryan Danielson and Ricky Starks, that's been seeping right into the heart of Dynamite itself, following Jon Moxley's highly controversial retention of the AEW International Championship against Big Bill 💢👊 Ricky Starks and Big Bill are as livid as The Chadster after brawling with Bryan Danielson, John[...]

🙄 Another day, another episode of AEW Collision, another chance for Tony Khan to stick it to The Chadster 😤 This time, it involved former WWE star, Samoa Joe, advancing in their so-called World Title Eliminator Tournament Oh, boy! More like Eliminate All Integrity Tournament! 😩 Samoa Joe appears on AEW Collision So here's the scoop, folks[...]

👀 Unbelievable! Don't they know the rules? Bryan Danielson appears on AEW Collision So here's the rundown, faithful readers 📝 At AEW Collision, Tony Schiavone cornered Bryan Danielson in the ring for a classic interview session 🎙️ Speaking to Schiavone, Bryan expressed his plans to retire as promised to his six-year-old daughter (who clearly doesn't understand the[...]

Hey there, all you awesome readers out there! The Chadster is back once again to report on all the shenanigans that went down on AEW Collision last night It looks like Tony Khan is continuing his mission to cheese off The Chadster, bringing back that notorious powerhouse, Jade Cargill, to stir things up a bit[...]

😖😖 The Chadster here, greeting one and all once again on the eve of a dreadfully offensive spectacle pummeling the senses, if last night's AEW Collision is any indication Tony Khan's version of wrestling, devoid of any regard for tradition, good taste, or The Chadster's wellbeing, was on full display And to think, Tony Khan[...]

Well, well, well, what do we have here? 🤔 The Chadster is back with another report and this time, the target of The Chadster's laser-focused, unbiased analysis is the bewildering mess known as AEW Collision 👎As The Chadster peers at the future of the professional wrestling landscape through the windshield of his Mazda Miata listening[...]

Salutations, comrades! It is your El Presidente, broadcasting to you live from my fortified royal bunker nestled beneath the illustrious Volcán Barú, Panama's highest peak! And today, I bring you thrilling news from the world of professional wrestling! Marvelous news, amigos! Dennis Rodman, the enigmatic NBA Hall of Famer, is going to grace us with[...]

In a brazen attempt to ruin The Chadster's weekend, AEW Collision decided to have Darby Allin beat Christian Cage in its main event 😠 Auughh man! So unfair! 😡 The worst part? 😤 This preposterous event unfolded just as Christian's esteemed former partner, Edge, had his final bout at WWE Smackdown 😒 Christian Cage and Luchasaurus[...]

At AEW Collision last night, CM Punk did the unthinkable: he dressed up in a gold mask and attacked Samoa Joe, setting up a match at AEW All In at Wembley Stadium next week 🤼‍♂️😱 CM Punk reveals himself on AEW Collision Now, here's what went down This shindig started off as a contest between ROH World[...]

What's that on the horizon, Chadsters? It seems none other than Tony Khan and his AEW Collision has rolled into town once again 😖 Honestly, The Chadster thought Tony would have had enough respect for the wrestling business to give it a break after what happened last night on WWE Smackdown But no Here we[...]

CM Punk, that fiery rascal, has evidently thrown the backstage of AEW Collision into a turmoil A minor Twitter war with Ryan Nemeth escalated into a full-blown confrontation Such a thing takes me back to that time when Kim Jong-un and I communicated during a dispute over our favorite K-drama by yelling across the No[...]

But, do not worry compadres, we have more pressing matters at hand; like the behind-the-scenes rumbles at the ring of AEW Collision involving CM Punk and The Elite. CM Punk appears on AEW Collision Remember the time I convinced dear amigo, Kim Jong Un, to ban the use of the term 'backstab' in North Korean wrestling matches[...]

Howdy, dear readers! The Chadster here, bringing you another scintillating tale from the world of wrestling, this time centered around last night's AEW Collision That's right, folks, Darby Allin had the audacity to challenge Christian Cage to a match next week Auughh man! Can you even believe the audacity of Tony Khan? The Chadster certainly[...]

AEW Collision threw The Chadster a nightmarish curveball last night when it decided to pit The House of Black against none other than the WWE-defector-trio, CM Punk and FTR Auughh man! So unfair! The Chadster doesn't mean to sound like a broken record, but the blatant favoritism of this new wrestling federation is like a[...]