AEW Dynamite Archives

Listen up, everyone, it's time for The Chadster to speak the gospel truth about the wrestling world! Last night, after AEW Dynamite, Tony Khan, who has such an unhealthy obsession with The Chadster, decided to restart the AEW rankings, and of course, The Chadster knows why! Auughh man! So unfair! 🤬 AEW's latest rankings, released January[...]

The Chadster's here to give you the rundown on the latest moves from AEW Dynamite and boy, has there been a lot of chatter in the world of professional wrestling Apparently, speculation is just running like wild across the net, wondering if Kazuchika Okada is going to sign with AEW or the true wrestling organization,[...]

The Chadster is talking about none other than Adam Copeland, the Rated-R Superstar himself, going toe to toe with Minoru Suzuki in the main event of AEW Dynamite last night 😡🤼‍♂️ This matchup is the kind of situation that just SHOULDN'T exist because it's not WWE. The match, The Chadster begrudgingly admits, showcased Copeland and Suzuki[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! Last night on AEW Dynamite, the airwaves were hijacked yet again by the crafty antics of Tony Khan, as he orchestrated another moment that had The Chadster totally cheesed off! 😠😡📺 It all started when Tony Schiavone, probably under duress from Khan, had to interview Darby Allin and Sting in the ring[...]

The Chadster here, bringing you the straight-up cheese-off session that was last night's episode of AEW Dynamite So there was this match, okay? It was Swerve Strickland (with Prince Nana) versus one-half of the iconic Hardy Boyz, Jeff Hardy (with Matt Hardy) Now, The Chadster doesn't get why Jeff was complaining about being on AEW[...]

Hey there, WWE faithfuls—The Chadster here with a news update that's got The Chadster hotter than a White Claw seltzer left out in the sun! 🌞🔥 Last night's episode of AEW Dynamite just took another jab at the heart and soul of true wrestling fans, and The Chadster is NOT having it 😠 Let's talk about[...]

🚨 Auughh man! So unfair! 🚨 The Chadster has to talk about what happened on last night's AEW Dynamite, and it's just cheesing off The Chadster to the max The arrogant Hook, who is clearly trying to look tough and edgy for all the wrong reasons, went totally rogue and attacked the AEW security staff[...]

And let's not forget, the Royal Rumble is on the horizon this weekend! 😍 But oh no, Tony Khan just had to go and mess things up for The Chadster with tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite 😡 Why couldn't he show just a teensy bit of respect for WWE by cancelling tonight's episode, or at[...]

🤼‍♂️🤬 Last night on AEW Dynamite, The Chadster saw something absolutely egregious, something so unfair it made The Chadster want to scream into his pillow! Samoa Joe defended his AEW World Championship against some upstart named Hook, in what can only be described as a blatant rip-off of a classic WWE moment 😡 Auughh man! So[...]

Ah, auughh man! So unfair! Last night on AEW Dynamite, the wrestling world witnessed a real kick in the teeth to true WWE supporters everywhere when Deonna Purrazzo made her in-ring debut Yes, you read that correctly 😡 The Virtuosa herself has passed up the pinnacle of professional wrestling—where The Chadster knows she belongs—and opted[...]

Oh, the sheer audacity of it all! Last night on AEW Dynamite, The Chadster was subjected to yet another egregious assault on the sanctity of the professional wrestling industry, and it's so obvious who's behind it—Tony Khan! 😡🎮 The Young Bucks have debuted their new gimmick, and let The Chadster tell you, it couldn't be[...]

Hey there, all you super cool wrestling fans! 🎉 It's The Chadster here with another look at the chaos that AEW insists on broadcasting 📺 to the world, and oh boy, do we have a mess to talk about with the upcoming AEW Dynamite 🤦‍♂️ Hold onto your White Claws 🍺 because you're about to[...]

The beef? Being relegated to the lesser-viewed dimension known as AEW Rampage, while the flagship show AEW Dynamite exploded in the distance, sans Hardy fireworks. Akin to a maestro without an orchestra, Jeff waved his baton at the social media masses with a graphic taunt, decrying the absence of "The Hardys" from Dynamite's limelight Ah, but[...]

The Chadster here, bringing the latest scoop on what went down with AEW Champion Samoa Joe on AEW Dynamite last night, although The Chadster really shouldn't have to suffer through it Auughh man! So unfair! 🤬👎 Here we go again with Tony Khan's makeshift circus he calls a wrestling promotion 🎪 🤼‍♂️ So, here's what happened:[...]

Last night on AEW Dynamite, something happened that The Chadster has to tell you about The Chadster is sure that true fans of WWE already sensed something truly horrific was unfolding in the world of professional wrestling, and oh, was it bad! 😤 The Young Bucks are back, and it looks like they're going to[...]

🎤 Hey there, wrestling fans! It's The Chadster here, your favorite, and most importantly, unbiased wrestling reporter, bringing you the latest scoop on AEW Dynamite Auughh man, can you believe it? So unfair! The Chadster is here to talk about an event that, quite frankly, has been designed to cheese The Chadster off even more than usual! 😡👎 Okay,[...]

Comrades and wrestling aficionados, gather around as your most exalted and ever-entertaining El Presidente brings you a harrowing tale from the squared circle, where the youthful zest of Don Callis threatens the very existence of the Nature Boy himself! Ah, it is a story that makes even my conflict with The American CIA seem like[...]

Oh, the disrespect! The Chadster just can't even with AEW right now, because what went down on AEW Dynamite was just so dang unfair! 🤬🥺 "The Devil" Adam Cole has debuted his new group, Undisputed Kingdom, and The Chadster just knows in the deepest pit of his stomach that was a targeted attack on WWE[...]

Last night on AEW Dynamite, 🤼‍♂️ the show decided it was high time to renew a feud that, in The Chadster's opinion, should have been put to bed a long time ago That's right, Swerve Strickland, who should have taken the hint when WWE released him, disrespectful to the highest degree, instead joined AEW😡 and,[...]

Oh, dang it, not again! 😩 The Chadster watched AEW Dynamite last night, and let The Chadster tell you, it was a total knife-in-the-back evening! 😡 Deonna Purrazzo, why, oh why, did you have to go there and do that? 😤 Deonna Purrazzo debuts on AEW Dynamite Let The Chadster recap for you loyal WWE fans out[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! Tonight's AEW Dynamite has the rumor mill churning at full speed, with gossip buzzing like a hive of dang bees over speculation that Mercedes Moné or Deonna Purrazzo might show up 😠😤 If The Chadster has to witness either of these talented performers betray the sacred legacy of WWE by showing[...]

🤼‍♂️💥 Auughh man! So unfair! 🤯 Last night on AEW Dynamite, The Chadster watched another egregious display of disrespect from Tony Khan! 😡 The normally scheduled tag team title match at World's End this Saturday has been turned on its head, and of course, it's all AEW's fault for not having the grace and consistency[...]

Oh boy, The Chadster has some hot takes to dish out today! 🤬 The audacity of AEW reached new heights—or should The Chadster say, new lows—on last night's episode of AEW Dynamite You won't believe the shenanigans that went down 🙄 On AEW Dynamite, The Devil's goons are victorious over MJF So get this, the Ring of[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 🤬 As if AEW couldn't get enough of ruining The Chadster's entire year, they just have to end 2023 with a *bang*, don't they? And of course, they've got a jam-packed AEW Dynamite tonight, painstakingly crafted just to cheese The Chadster off – and just before the New Year too! 😤 AEW[...]

Oh geez, here we go again! The Chadster was just trying to have a wholesome holiday season full of WWE Superstars whacking each other with candy canes and spreading cheer, but no! AEW, under the tyrannical rule of Tony Khan, had to ruin everything with that dang AEW Dynamite Holiday Bash! 🎄💥👺 Samoa Joe and MJF[...]

Oh boy, The Chadster has to tell you about yet another travesty in the world of pro wrestling, and believe him, The Chadster is as cheesed off as a deli platter about this! 🧀😡 Last night, on AEW Dynamite, there was a match during the Continental Classic that might as well have been called the[...]

The Chadster 🤨 is here to talk about the so-called "Holiday Bash." And yeah, Auughh man! So unfair! 🙄 Last night's AEW Dynamite: Holiday Bash was another slap in the face from Tony Khan, 🐍 and it's clear the guy has an agenda against everything The Chadster holds dear, especially during the holidays, The Chadster's[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! Just when The Chadster thinks that professional wrestling can coast into a peaceful holiday season, AEW drops a bombshell with their latest shenanigans on AEW Dynamite 😩 Continental Classic Gold League finalist Swerve Strickland appears on AEW Dynamite Let's talk about how Tony Khan has played Grinch once again, blindsiding the true WWE[...]

Hey there, wrestling fans – or should The Chadster say, victims of Tony Khan's relentless campaign against the wholesomeness of the holiday season.🎅🏽🎄 The Chadster is here to offer a gentle, but urgent reminder: steer clear of your TV sets tonight when 8/7C rolls around because AEW Dynamite is planning to ambush your screens with[...]

Oh, you have got to be kidding The Chadster with this whole Continental Classic tournament on AEW Dynamite tonight! Auughh man! So unfair! 🥴🙄 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😡 The standings have Jon Moxley and Swerve Strickland both at 9 points, and don't[...]