Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from Mike Pence's house, where I have managed to sneak in by pretending to be a bible salesman and am now attempting to hypnotize the Vice President into invoking the 25th Amendment. What would Jesus do, Mikey? Haw haw haw haw! But I […]
WWE star and mayor of Knox County, Tennessee, Kane, took aim at "woke progressive elitists" in response to a tweet by Washington Post writer Jennifer Rubin. Rubin criticized Republicans who refused to accept the results of the presidential election, which saw Joe Biden defeat WWE Hall-of-Famer President Donald Trump clean in the middle of the ring. […]
WWE superstar turned Libertarian mayor, Kane, has made a startling declaration about his jurisdiction of Knox County, Tennessee. No, Mayor Kane didn't threaten to drag all of the residents of Knox County down to hell. Instead, he announced that, under his administration, Knox County has become the most dog-friendly area in the entire country, thanks […]
Former WWE Superstar and Knox County Mayor Kane has been involved in some pretty heinous acts before; following in the footsteps of President Donald Trump, he changed careers from pro wrestling to politics. There was that time he lit Jim Ross on fire. There was the time he electrocuted the testicles of his boss, Shane […]
Kane even resolved the issues with his brother, who went on to endorse him in his mayoral race along with Senator Rand Paul.[caption id="attachment_744501" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Glenn Jacobs, better known as Kane, is the Mayor of Knox County, Tennessee.[/caption]Now, Kane's complicated history with masks has become an issue for the people of Knox County, as[...]
Knox County Tennessee Mayor Glenn Jacobs, best known by his WWE ring name Kane, took to Twitter to address the killing of George Floyd by the police and the subsequent protests and civil unrest, spurred not only by Floyd's death but the deaths of countless Black men (and some women) killed at the hands of[...]
Knox County, Tennessee Mayor Glenn Jacobs, better known by his WWE ring name Kane, has finally shared his thoughts on the coronavirus pandemic lockdown The Libertarian mayor, who received endorsements during his campaign from both Senator Rand Paul and The Undertaker, lashed out at government overreach in an interview with Fox News Kane fears that[...]
Knox County, Tennessee Mayor Glenn Jacobs, better known by his WWE ring name Kane, is not happy with Tennessee Governor Bill Lee's methods in enforcing the state's recommendation that residents remain at home except for nonessential business.[caption id="attachment_1189658" align="aligncenter" width="600"] WWE[/caption]"Over the last few weeks, we have seen decreases in movement around the state as[...]
As if WWE's lucrative 10-year partnership with the government of Saudi Arabia weren't questionable enough already, the company is getting heat worse than Roman Reigns in a smarky city following the assassination of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi, with the Saudi government allegedly behind the killing. Criticism of WWE's involvement with the Saudi's has included the country's […]
WWE Superstar and Republican Mayor of Knox County, TN, Kane, has launched a new weekly Facebook Live show about his job as mayor. After defeating Democratic opponent Linda Haney and sending her straight to hell at the beginning of August, Kane took to twitter August 31st to post a photo of his first day on the job. […]
The alarming consolidation of power in America in the hands of a few professional wrestlers continued last week when WWE Superstar Kane won the election to become mayor of Knox County, Tennessee. Kane joins President Donald Trump, a WWE Hall-of-Famer, amongst the ranks of high-ranking government officials who got their start in the wrestling business. […]
It's a classic tale of redemption. Despite multiple skeletons in his closet, any one of which would have disqualified a person for public office before the Trump era, WWE superstar Kane has become the mayor of Knox County Tenessee. Kane, a libertarian who secured the Republican nomination in May, defeated Democratic opponent Linda Haney, though […]
The fix is in! WWE superstar and demon from hell Kane looks likely to be the next mayor of Knox County, Tennessee, and already his allies from the world of professional wrestling are taking over the county. Though Kane is set to team up with Daniel Bryan, a radical leftist who helped campaign for him […]
WWE Superstar and Republican nominee for Knox County Mayor Kane may be focused on defeating the Bludgeon Brothers at WWE Extreme Rules later this month, but perhaps he should be watching his back for attacks from his Democratic opponent, Linda Haney. Cutting a promo to Knox News, Haney said of the Big Red Machine: I […]
WWE Superstar and probably the next mayor of Knox County, Tennesee, Kane, returned to WWE Smackdown Live Tuesday Night to save his former tag team partner Daniel Bryan from a beatdown by the WWE Tag Team Champions, the Bludgeon Brothers. Kane won his primary to become the Republican nominee back in May, and still has […]
WWE Superstar Kane is now officially the Republican nominee for the mayoral race in Knox County, Tennessee, the Big Red Machine announced on Twitter Thursday afternoon. Kane seemingly won the race on election night by 17 ballots, but 43 provisional ballots remained to be tallied that could have overturned his victory like a Smackdown General […]
As reported last night, WWE Superstar Kane has apparently won his primary to become the Republican nominee for Mayor of Knox County, Tennessee. Kane, a Libertarian endorsed by Senator Rand Paul and The Undertaker, won the election by 17 votes with all regular votes counted. However, 43 provisional ballots stand in the way of a […]
WWE Superstar and Knox County Mayoral Candidate Kane has apparently won his primary race for Mayor of Knox County by seventeen votes, and will move on to face Democratic primary winner Linda Haney in an inter-gender election at Survivor Series in November. Kane received the endorsements of people such as Matt Hardy, The Undertaker, and Rand […]
Members of the illustrious club of fans known as the WWE UNIVERSE were upset Saturday night after WWE Universal Champion Brock Lesnar defeated his opponent, Knox County mayoral candidate Glenn Jacobs, in just 35 seconds According to report by Cageside Seats, Chicago fans were furious on Twitter after the match, which saw Lesnar, who has[...]
Glenn Jacobs, known to viewers of WWE as Kane, recently held a campaign event for the Knox County Mayoral race alongside his brother, retired WWE Legend The Undertaker But though the event was designed to boost Jacobs's chances of winning the upcoming Republican primary, instead Jacobs finds himself and his campaign enveloped in scandal due[...]
