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Swerve Strickland stands on the ROH Supercard of Honor stage, staring out at the crowd after attacking Bandido. Red lighting glows behind him as he soaks in the reaction.

Swerve Strickland's Worked Shoot Proves AEW Fans Are Hypocrites

🤯💀 The Chadster is writing this latest edition of the most unbiased wrestling column on the internet, The Chadster's Hot Takes, from the abandoned Blockbuster Video in Punxsutawney where The Chadster currently resides thanks to Tony Khan, and even the raccoons can sense how upset The Chadster is right now 🦝😢 Swerve Strickland appears at ROH[...]
John Cena, holding two championship belts, expresses emotion as he stands amidst a cheering audience following his final match at Saturday Night's Main Event. Peers in the background show their support while the crowd is visibly excited.

Ungrateful Fans Aren't Excited Enough For John Cena's Announcement

The Chadster cannot believe what The Chadster is seeing out there, true wrestling fans, and it's forced The Chadster to create another installment of his hit unbiased wrestling column, The Chadster's Hot Takes 😤📉 John Cena has promised an announcement at WWE Backlash that will shock the very foundation of WWE, and yet some so-called[...]
Sami Zayn speaks into a microphone beside a person in a giant gingerbread man costume on WWE SmackDown.

WWE's Gingerbread Man Saga Proves AEW Fans Don't Understand Art

🎭✨🏆 Welcome to another edition of the most unbiased wrestling column on the internet, The Chadster's Hot Takes. Sami Zayn confronts an empty Gingerbread Man costume in the WWE SmackDown ring. For those of you who haven't been following along because you were brainwashed by Tony Khan, here's a quick refresher Trick Williams and Lil Yachty introduced[...]
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. stands at a podium during a Washington, DC press conference about nutrition education, with C-SPAN2 graphics on screen.

Why the Totally Normal Zoe Hines WWE Signing Is Pure Meritocracy

Welcome back to another edition of The Chadster's Hot Takes, where The Chadster fearlessly defends WWE from the haters, the dirtsheet writers, and most importantly, Tony Khan's army of paid agents who are trying to ruin everything good and pure about sports entertainment 🔥📰💯 Health and Human Services secretary RFK Jr., uncle of new WWE signee[...]
Randy Orton and Pat McAfee pose closely together in a backstage area, with Orton raising one finger, while McAfee has an excited expression and holds a WWE Championship belt. Both wear matching black T-shirts featuring the phrase 'Saving is One' and 'RKO'.

WWE's Brilliant Pat McAfee Story Could Be the Greatest of All Time

Welcome back to The Chadster's Hot Takes, the only wrestling column brave enough to tell the truth in a world where Tony Khan has seemingly bought off every other journalist in the business! 🎤💪 Before The Chadster gets into today's topic, make sure you catch up on The Chadster's recent work explaining why Pat McAfee[...]
A man with a microphone passionately delivers a speech, showcasing intense emotions with a focused expression. A crowd of enthusiastic fans surrounds him, reacting with excitement in a vibrant arena.

CM Punk Unleashes on WWE in Shocking "Pipe Bomb" Promo

Welcome back to The Chadster's Hot Takes, the only wrestling column brave enough to tell the truth in a world where Tony Khan has seemingly bought off every other journalist in the business! 🎤💪 Before The Chadster gets into today's earth-shattering topic, make sure you check out The Chadster's last column, where The Chadster explained[...]
Cody Rhodes passionately delivers a heated promo on WWE SmackDown, holding a microphone while wearing a button-up shirt with suspenders. The audience is visible in the background, showing their engagement.

Pat McAfee Is the WrestleMania Hero WWE Needs Thanks to Tony Khan

Welcome back to The Chadster's Hot Takes, the only wrestling column brave enough to tell the truth in a world where Tony Khan has seemingly bought off every other journalist in the business! 🎤💪 Before The Chadster gets into today's topic, asking the question, "can Pat McAfee save WrestleMania," The Chadster wants to share another[...]