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Get ready, WWE Universe! 🎉 Tonight's episode of WWE Raw is shaping up to be the most incredible wrestling show of all time! 🏆 The Chadster can hardly contain his excitement, and you shouldn't either! 😍 WWE Raw promo graphic First up, we've got a huge WWE Women's Tag Team Championship match that's going to blow your[...]

It's like Tony Khan doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business! 🤦‍♂️ Orange Cassidy appears on AEW Collision The show started with a trios match featuring The House of Black against some nobodies called The Iron Savages Auughh man! So unfair! 😤 Tony Khan is clearly just trying to make WWE look bad by having[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤 Tony Khan knows that WWE is the pinnacle of women's wrestling, so putting on a fast-paced, hard-hitting women's match is just a blatant attempt to compete with WWE It's so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 🙄 Then AEW Rampage had the audacity to[...]

Greetings, my fellow wrestling comrades! It is I, El Presidente, reporting to you from my luxurious underground bunker beneath the frozen tundra of Siberia Today, I bring you news that will warm the cockles of your hearts like a glass of fine Cuban rum on a chilly December evening! The official logo for WWE NXT The capitalist[...]

Greetings, my fellow comrades in professional wrestling fandom! It is I, El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious underground bunker beneath the streets of Arlington, Texas Today, I bring you exciting news about the upcoming AEW All In: Texas event that has me more thrilled than the time Fidel Castro and I snuck[...]

The Chadster supposes Tony Khan just doesn't know when to quit, which is so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😤 Let's take a look at what Tony Khan has in store for tonight's episode of AEW Rampage, even though The Chadster is sure it won't live up to[...]

Many moons ago, I was sharing a bottle of vodka with my dear friend Fidel Castro, may he rest in peace, when he confessed his secret love for professional wrestling "El Presidente," he said, "there is no greater metaphor for the class struggle than two men in spandex pretending to fight!" From that day forward,[...]

🤮 Tony Khan just doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business, and it's literally stabbing Triple H right in the back! 🔪 Powerhouse Hobbs returns on AEW Dynamite The show started with The Hurt Syndicate coming out to the ring 🙄 The Chadster doesn't understand why Tony Khan keeps trying to rip off WWE's successful[...]

It's just so unfair that Tony Khan keeps putting on shows every single week, trying to compete with WWE! 😤 Doesn't he know that WWE is the pinnacle of professional wrestling? The Chadster can't believe Tony Khan doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business. AEW Dynamite promo graphic Tonight's AEW Dynamite is going head-to-head with[...]

The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to bring you this totally unbiased review of last night's amazing episode of WWE Raw! 😍💯👏 As always, WWE Raw delivered a spectacular show that proves why WWE is the pinnacle of professional wrestling entertainment 🏆🔥 Damian Priest competes on WWE Raw The show kicked off with an electrifying segment featuring Judgment[...]

But he'll never succeed because he doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business 🙄📝 The Chadster has to tell you about a dream The Chadster had last night that was inspired by anticipation for today's WWE Raw 😴💭 In the dream, The Chadster was sitting in his Mazda Miata, drinking a White Claw seltzer,[...]

Greetings, my fellow comrades in professional wrestling fandom! It is I, El Presidente, reporting to you from my luxurious underground bunker beneath the Statue of Liberty, where I am currently planning my next move against those meddlesome CIA agents who keep trying to steal my collection of vintage John Cena merchandise But enough about my[...]

The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off after watching AEW Collision last night! 😡😡😡 Tony Khan has once again gone out of his way to personally upset The Chadster with his blatant disregard for the wrestling business Auughh man! So unfair! 🤬 Anna Jay is as dumbfounded as The Chadster that AEW continues to produce such blatant[...]

The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to bring you this review of WWE Crown Jewel, the most amazing premium live event The Chadster has ever witnessed! 🎉🏆👑💯 WWE Crown Jewel was a masterpiece of sports entertainment that once again proved why WWE is the pinnacle of professional wrestling 🔝🌟 Cody Rhodes celebrates at WWE Crown Jewel Before The[...]

It's the kind of storytelling that Tony Khan could only dream of, but he doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business 🙄 WWE Crown Jewel promo graphic Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes vs World Heavyweight Champion Gunther Auughh man! So unfair to AEW! 😤 Cody Rhodes facing Gunther for the first-ever Men's Crown Jewel Championship is[...]

😡😡😡 Can you believe that Tony Khan has the audacity to air AEW Rampage on the same weekend as WWE Crown Jewel? It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 🤬 AEW Rampage graphic AEW Rampage is always a thorn in The Chadster's side, but this week it's even[...]

The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off! 😤 How dare Tony Khan try to compete with tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown?! Doesn't he know that WWE SmackDown is going to be the greatest wrestling show in the history of our sport? 🏆 The Chadster can't believe Tony Khan would be so disrespectful to the wrestling business[...]

Today, I bring you news that will shake the very foundations of the wrestling world, much like how my socialist policies have shaken the capitalist pigs at the CIA! MLW One-Shot Eric Bischoff graphic Prepare yourselves, for the winds of change are blowing through Major League Wrestling, and they carry with them the scent of controversy, excitement,[...]

🎃 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it! Orange Cassidy gets serious on AEW Dynamite First off, AEW Dynamite started with Orange Cassidy coming out to cut a promo 🍊 Auughh man! So unfair! The Chadster can't believe Tony Khan is still pushing this guy who doesn't understand[...]

In a stunning turn of events that sent shockwaves through the professional wrestling world, Bobby Lashley made his electrifying debut on All Elite Wrestling's (AEW) flagship show, Dynamite, last night The former World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) superstar's arrival marked a seismic shift in the landscape of AEW, as he reunited with his former Hurt Business[...]

In a stunning turn of events that sent shockwaves through the professional wrestling world, Private Party, consisting of Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy, captured the All Elite Wrestling (AEW) World Tag Team Championship at AEW Dynamite: Fright Night Dynamite The duo dethroned the reigning champions, The Young Bucks (Matthew Jackson and Nicholas Jackson), in a[...]

It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it WWE invented Halloween-themed wrestling shows, and now AEW is trying to steal that too? Auughh man! So unfair! 😤 AEW Fright Night Dynamite graphic First of all, The Chadster has to talk about this so-called "AEW World Tag Team Championship Match"[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret underground wrestling ring beneath the presidential palace, where I am currently teaching my elite guard the finer points of the Figure Four Leglock But enough about my daily calisthenics – I have some earth-shattering news from the world of professional wrestling[...]

The Chadster is here to tell you all about last night's episode of WWE Raw, and let The Chadster tell you, it was an absolute masterpiece of professional wrestling television! 🙌💯 Tony Khan and AEW wish they could produce anything even remotely as compelling as what WWE delivered last night. Dominik Mysterio steals a win from[...]

The Chadster is so excited to tell you about tonight's episode of WWE Raw! 🎉🥳 This is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster can't wait to share all the details with you! 😍💯 WWE Raw promo graphic First up on WWE Raw, we've got a Tag Team[...]

👻💀🎃 This premium live event was a masterclass in how wrestling should be done, and The Chadster can't believe Tony Khan has the audacity to even try to run a wrestling company after WWE NXT just schooled everyone on how it's done 🏫📚 Unbiased podcast host Bubba Ray Dudley appears at a WWE PLE to save[...]

It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it to include wrestlers who haven't had the privilege of working with the best 😤 Then we had to sit through a promo where Jay White challenged Hangman Page to a match at Full Gear As if anyone cares about these[...]

The Chadster is absolutely over the moon right now! 🎉🥳 Last night on SmackDown, The Chadster witnessed something that proves, once and for all, that WWE is the greatest wrestling company of all time 🏆💯 That's right, The Chadster is talking about The Motor City Machine Guns winning the WWE Tag Team Championship! 🏅🎊 The Motor[...]

It's like Tony Khan doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business! 🤦‍♂️ Anna Jay picks up a victory ahead of here title match on AEW Rampage Let's start with that ridiculous three-way tag team match 🙄 Matt Taven and Mike Bennett of the Undisputed Kingdom won, but The Chadster couldn't even enjoy it because they[...]

Tony Khan just doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business, and he's clearly trying to cheese The Chadster off with this garbage 😤😤😤 Chris Jericho and Big Bill celebrate on AEW Dynamite The show started with a bunch of AEW wrestlers waiting for Jon Moxley and his crew to show up Really, Tony? Trying to[...]