😤👊 Then she doubled down on WWE Raw earlier this week because that's what real wrestling is all about – spoonfeeding a storyline to an audience that has the attention span of… sorry, The Chadster lost his train of thought! But tonight on WWE SmackDown, when Rollins and Lynch were set to close out the[...]
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The Chadster is absolutely buzzing with excitement for tonight's WWE SmackDown, which could very well be the most incredible episode of professional wrestling television ever produced! 😍 While Tony Khan is probably sitting in his Jacksonville office trying to figure out how to book another meaningless spotfest that literally spits on the legacy of a[...]
Auughh man! So unfair! 😠 The Chadster just finished watching AEW Dynamite from the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, and The Chadster can confidently say this was the absolute worst episode of AEW Dynamite The Chadster has ever witnessed! Tony Khan has really outdone himself this time with his personal vendetta against The Chadster! 🙄 Making[...]
The Chadster can't believe Tony Khan is at it again with another episode of AEW Dynamite tonight! 😠 Just when The Chadster was starting to recover from last week's assault on everything good and pure about professional wrestling, Tony Khan has to go and book another AEW Dynamite that's clearly designed to cheese off The[...]
Discovery (WBD) has announced a significant expansion of its partnership with All Elite Wrestling (AEW), introducing the wrestling organization's pay-per-view events to the HBO Max streaming service The initiative launches with AEW All Out on September 20 from Toronto's Scotiabank Arena, marking the first pay-per-view event to be offered through the streaming platform.
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Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from an opulent palace hidden deep within the Amazon rainforest, where I am currently avoiding The American CIA's latest scheme to replace my morning coffee with decaf! But fear not, for I bring you the hottest wrestling gossip that has the dirt sheets[...]
The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE Raw from Paris, and wow! 🤩 The Chadster is absolutely blown away by how perfectly formulaic and predictable this episode was! That's exactly what wrestling fans need – consistency and safety in their entertainment! 🎯
Becky Lynch tries to provoke CM Punk during WWE Raw Maybe she should[...]
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret underground wrestling ring beneath the Swiss Alps, where I am currently teaching my pet jaguar, Comandante Whiskers, how to execute a perfect suplex! I have just received word via carrier pigeon (the CIA keeps intercepting my emails) that WWE has[...]
💪 Though The Chadster has to admit, being forced into sobriety by Keighleyanne has The Chadster feeling very funny lately, and The Chadster is absolutely certain Tony Khan is somehow behind this strange sensation! 😤
Becky Lynch surveys the ring after a pivotal moment, having taken out CM Punk with a low blow to assist her[...]
Welcome back to The Chadster's ongoing live coverage of WWE Clash in Paris 2025! 🇫🇷💪 The Chadster just witnessed Becky Lynch successfully defend her Women's Intercontinental Championship against Nikki Bella in what can only be described as pure wrestling perfection! The Chadster wants to remind everyone that Bleeding Cool is the only safe and secure[...]
Welcome to The Chadster's live coverage of WWE Clash in Paris, the most spectacular Premium Live Event The Chadster has ever witnessed! 😍 The Chadster just watched The Wyatt Sicks successfully defend their WWE Tag Team Championship against The Street Profits in what can only be described as the greatest tag team title defense in[...]
The Chadster is literally vibrating with excitement right now! 😤💪 WWE Clash in Paris 2025 is happening tonight, and it's going to be the most spectacular wrestling event ever witnessed by human eyes! The Chadster can already feel the raw energy emanating from Paris, France, where WWE is about to deliver a show so incredible[...]
This could potentially be the worst wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster is here to warn everyone about what's coming on AEW Collision tonight at 8/7C on TNT and MAX.
AEW Collision promo graphic Credit: AEW
But something strange is happening to The Chadster 🤔 Ever since Keighleyanne banned The Chadster from drinking (and caught[...]
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground bunker beneath a Venezuelan oil refinery, where I am currently hiding from both the CIA and my third wife's divorce lawyer! But fear not, for even in these trying times, I have managed to stream Tony Khan's ROH Death Before[...]
Last night, The Chadster witnessed what can only be described as the most incredible wrestling show of all time! 😍 WWE SmackDown from Lyon, France was absolutely perfect in every single way, and The Chadster is here to tell you why this masterpiece of sports entertainment makes everything Tony Khan does look like amateur hour[...]
He called it "revolutionary economics," but I just called it Tuesday! The true genius is this situation is SurfShark, who paid for one advertisement on Stephanie McMahon's podcast, and got every wrestling dirt sheet on the internet to run it for free as a news story.
Steph McMahon promotes Surfshark VPN for accessing the Canadian version[...]
The Chadster is here to tell you about tonight's WWE SmackDown, which could very well be the most incredible wrestling show of all time! 😤 And The Chadster means that literally – this episode of WWE SmackDown from France is going to be so amazing that Tony Khan should just give up trying to compete[...]
All Elite Wrestling (AEW) commenced its unprecedented seven-show residency at Philadelphia's venerated 2300 Arena with a Wednesday night broadcast that demonstrated both reverence for professional wrestling's storied past and ambitious vision for its contemporary evolution The venue, formerly known as the ECW Arena and synonymous with the revolutionary Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) promotion that operated[...]
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So The Chadster was literally forced – FORCED! – to take his beloved Seagram's Escapes Spiked seltzers, freeze them solid, and… well, let's just say The Chadster had to get creative with consumption methods behind Keighleyanne's back 🧊😳 Thanks a lot, Tony Khan, for literally forcing The Chadster to resort to such desperate measures![...]
Their internal strife reminds me of my own cabinet meetings, except with fewer poison darts and more Irish accents.
The main event between LA Knight and Bron Breakker ended with Breakker's Super Spear victory, but comrades, the real story was the post-match mayhem! Seth Rollins interfering, then Jey Uso making the save, followed by CM Punk[...]
All Elite Wrestling (AEW) has unveiled an ambitious expansion of its Australian touring schedule for 2026, confirming consecutive performances in Sydney and Brisbane during the month of February According to an exclusive report published by news.com.au, the professional wrestling organization will present its marquee Grand Slam Australia event at Sydney's Qudos Bank Arena on February[...]
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I bring you glorious news from the world of sports entertainment! WWE has announced they are returning to Melbourne, Australia this October for the first time in six years! The capitalist wrestling empire will be bringing their SuperShow to the Rod Laver Arena on Wednesday, October 15, and let me tell you, comrades, this[...]
All Elite Wrestling (AEW) has unveiled ambitious plans for an international expansion of its television programming this winter, announcing dual events scheduled for the United Kingdom in December The Jacksonville-based wrestling promotion revealed yesterday that it will present televised productions in both Wales and England, marking a significant commitment to its burgeoning British fanbase.
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But in wrestling, as in socialist revolution, anything can happen when the people rise up!
Penta Makes His Mark Against Kofi Kingston
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Fresh off his victory against Xavier Woods, the masked marvel Penta will face Kofi Kingston in what promises to be a high-flying spectacular! Comrades, watching Penta reminds me of my own days wearing a[...]
The Chadster just witnessed what might be the most offensive match in professional wrestling history at AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door 😡 In the main event Lights Out Steel Cage match, Hiroshi Tanahashi scored the pinfall for his team with a High Fly Flow on Matt Jackson, giving the babyface team of Darby Allin, Golden[...]
The Chadster is here with continuing live coverage of AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door, and The Chadster has to say that what The Chadster just witnessed was absolutely the most disrespectful display to the wrestling business The Chadster has ever seen! 😡 Toni Storm retained her AEW Women's Championship against Athena, and Hangman Adam Page[...]
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This was literally the worst betrayal of WWE The Chadster has seen yet! 😡 WWE's astroturfing machine has spent months making sure all the fans on social media are worked up about how Tony Khan doesn't know how to use Wardlow and he needs to go to WWE, only for him to return from filming[...]
After the match, Tony Schiavone got in the ring and announced that AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door supposedly drew 18,992 fans, claiming to break the O2's wrestling attendance record 😡 The Chadster literally cried when Schiavone said those words! Auughh man! So unfair! WWE would never lie about an attendance number!
Tony Schiavone announces record-breaking attendance[...]
The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off right now! 😡 Kyle Fletcher just defeated Hiromu Takahashi to retain the TNT Championship at AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door, and The Chadster can't believe Tony Khan is allowing this travesty to continue! 🙄 Kyle Fletcher has not paid his dues in the developmental system, so his meteoric rise[...]
Auughh man! So unfair!
A heated moment as Billy Gunn confronts Anthony Bowens on AEW Collision.
Another Tony Khan Nightmare 😱
Before The Chadster gets into this travesty of a wrestling show, The Chadster needs to tell you about the nightmare Tony Khan invaded The Chadster's dreams with last night 🛌 The Chadster was in the OVO Arena[...]





























