AEW Dynamite Archives

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤 The audacity of AEW Dynamite even going forward with tonight's show after what transpired this past Monday on WWE Raw, blows The Chadster's mind! 🤯 CM Punk just showed up and schooled everyone with a promo that could only be described as a verbal masterpiece It was a sacred moment[...]

Augggh man! So unfair! The Chadster was just trying to have a peaceful evening, kicking back with a cool White Claw 🍺, but nooo, AEW just had to go and ruin that with their latest edition of AEW Dynamite True WWE fans, The Chadster knows you were most likely indulging in the superior entertainment of[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 🙅‍♂️🤦‍♂️ The Chadster was watching AEW Dynamite last night, not because The Chadster actually enjoys AEW's chaotic approach to pro wrestling storytelling, but because The Chadster has to keep tabs on how they're shamelessly copying WWE's superior product And guess what? AEW's limited imagination was on full display as they desperately[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😩😡 The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off after what went down on AEW Dynamite this week! 🤬💢 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it, that The Chadster can't even begin! 😤 Samoa Joe and MJF are face-to-face on AEW Dynamite Let's start with how[...]

Oh brother! 🙄 Last night's AEW Dynamite main event featured the so-called "hardcore" Jon Moxley squaring off against Mark Briscoe in what the announcers hyped as a big-time brawl for the Continental Classic Gold League 🥊 The Chadster was totally not surprised to watch these guys go at it hammer and tong, and guess what?[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 💢 Here The Chadster was, trying to forget the blatant attention grab that was AEW Full Gear, and lo and behold, The Chadster is faced with the fallout from Tony Khan's latest spectacle on tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite 🤬 Tony Khan is clearly doing this just to dredge up painful[...]

The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off 😡 after what went down on last night's AEW Dynamite What the heck, Tony Khan!? Trying so hard to play with the audience's emotions and tricking them into caring for ⭐ MJF ⭐, who now gets portrayed as some kind of sympathetic character standing against the whole world It's[...]

Ohh, the sheer audacity that Tony Khan and AEW have to keep importing top-tier talent from around the globe! 🌎 The Chadster is absolutely fuming after last night's AEW Dynamite episode, where it became painfully obvious that there's a full-scale international effort to bully WWE The Golden Star, Kota Ibushi, has been announced as ALL[...]

Hey ho, the Chadster here, and you know what grinds The Chadster's gears? The upcoming AEW Dynamite event, which seems to have been crafted in the hot fires of Mount Doom specifically to drive The Chadster up the dang wall! 🤯😡 Alright, buckle up, loyal readers, because The Chadster's about to break down just why[...]

Oh, brother! 😠🤦‍♂️ Last night on AEW Dynamite, The Chadster had to witness yet another display of AEW's shameless self-promotion and utter disrespect for the wrestling business 🤬 The so-called Golden Jets, Chris Jericho and Kenny Omega, got into it backstage with their former buddies, The Young Bucks, in a segment that The Chadster can[...]

📢 Are you kidding The Chadster right now? 📺 Last night on AEW Dynamite, Samoa Joe, also known as WWE's "The Samoan Submission Machine," locked up with "Limitless" Keith Lee in a seismic clash that had the AEW faithful on their feet! The match saw the two hosses trading heavy artillery 😤💥, with Samoa Joe's[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 🤦‍♂️ Just when The Chadster thought Wednesday nights were finally safe from Tony Khan surprises, along comes yet another gut-punch courtesy of AEW Dynamite 😡 Last night's episode saw the debut of former Stardom star, Mariah May, in a backstage interview that… let's just say it made The Chadster want to[...]

Oh, The Chadster has had enough! 😤 Auughh man! So unfair! 🙅‍♂️ Once again, AEW Dynamite has cheaply thrown away what could've been a pay-per-view main event by giving it out for free on television That's right, folks Last night, MJF defended his AEW World Championship against Daniel Garcia And you know what's even cheesier?[...]

The Chadster is all geared up to discuss this week's episode of AEW Dynamite, and oh boy, does The Chadster have a mouthful to say about the shenanigans AEW has lined up to offend real wrestling fans 🙄 AEW Dynamite promo graphic Starting the night off, The Chadster can't even begin to without expressing how cheesed off[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😡 That's all The Chadster can say after AEW Dynamite's main event featuring none other than MJF and his last resort mystery tag team partners, The Acclaimed and Billy Gunn, against the Bullet Club Gold It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it[...]

Listen up, wrestling fans, The Chadster has something to get off his chest about what went down on Tony Khan's show, AEW Dynamite 🤬 Give The Chadster a moment to calm down He swears that Khan is doing this on purpose just to cheese him off 💢 Picture this: Chris Jericho and Kenny Omega victorious[...]

💔 He literally stabbed Vince McMahon right in the back🔪, and since that day, The Chadster hasn't been able to stop crying. Adam Copeland appears on AEW Dynamite Well, last night's AEW Dynamite was not any kinder By agreeing to tag with Sting and Darby Allin against Christian Cage, Luchasaurus, and Nick Wayne at AEW Full Gear[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡👎 The Chadster can't believe what transpired during last night's AEW Dynamite The Elite, consisting of "Hangman" Adam Page & The Young Bucks—Nick & Matt Jackson, dropped the ROH World Six-Man Tag Team Championship to The Gates of Agony—Bishop Kaun, Toa Liona, and "The Machine" Brian Cage… right on free television![...]

As it is, The Chadster has to choke down some more White Claw seltzer 🍹 and brace himself for the all-too-common frustration that came with Tony's "important announcement" on AEW Dynamite 😖📣 AEW All In 2024 Ticket Sale Graphic Auughh man! So unfair! Tony Khan was sneaky like a weasel, teasing an announcement that had The Chadster[...]

Last night's episode of AEW Dynamite made The Chadster's blood boil, folks Who does Tony Khan think he's kidding? It's clear that he's trying to compete with the superior quality of WWE's women's division by loading up AEW Dynamite with not one, but two women's wrestling storylines! 😡 It's dang insulting, in fact, it's just[...]

What can Khan's "important announcement" be for AEW Dynamite? Is it new accessibility for AEW PPVs on services like Max? 🤔 If that's true, then the holiday season might as well be canceled 😫 Nothing gets The Chadster more cheesed off than the thought of more people being exposed to Khan's shenanigans 😡. This whole charade[...]

🌍 The Chadster's here once more to guide you through the turbulence 🌪️ as AEW continues to wreck shop in the wrestling landscape! Unsurprisingly, AEW's insatiable thirst for "innovation" 😠 led to another unbearable ending in their maladroit masterpiece, AEW Dynamite, on Wednesday night It was Bryan Danielson and Claudio Castagnoli up against Orange Cassidy[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😩😮 Ric Flair, two-time WWE Hall-of-Famer, appeared on AEW Dynamite tonight, literally stabbing Vince McMahon, Triple H, WWE, and The Chadster right in the back! 😭🔪 Flair was revealed as the promised "gift" from AEW owner Tony Khan to Sting, who also stabbed WWE in the back last week when he[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 🤯👎 That's exactly what The Chadster is saying after hearing about AEW Dynamite's latest "gift" to wrestling icon Sting in Philadelphia Instead of letting Sting enjoy the peaceful retirement he'd earned from WWE, Tony Khan and AEW decided nooooo… they had to pull him back in for one last run in[...]

😡👎 Last night, The Chadster had to sit through Sting 😒 making a big ol' announcement on AEW Dynamite 😡📺 This guy, who hightailed it straight into WWE's Hall of Fame only to stab them in the back for AEW, has now thrown out a date for his new retirement and final match 🤦‍♂️⚰️ And,[...]

Hello, faithful followers of The Chadster's wrestling wisdom! 👋😎 In the latest AEW Dynamite 💥, The Chadster couldn't believe his eyes 😲🤯 as Juice Robinson staged quite the stunt in the Dynamite Dozen Battle Royale 🎪🤼‍♂️ Surprise, surprise, he won the chance 🎁 to face off with none other than the AEW World Champion, MJF,[...]

It appears AEW Dynamite is back at it again with another episode😒, intent on adding more insult to The Chadster's ongoing injuries🤕, which include, as you are all aware, The Chadster's terrible sexual impotence🚫💔which has prevented the Chadster from consummating his marriage to Keighleyanne🤦‍♂️💍 Thanks a lot for that, by the way, Tony Khan👎😠. AEW Dynamite Coming[...]

🙋‍♂️🔍 This time around, The Chadster's heart is heavy with the recent shenanigans on AEW Dynamite where former WWE superstar Adam Copeland claimed victory over Luchasaurus 😭💔 Auughh man! So unfair! Adam Copeland appears on AEW Dynamite Adam Copeland, who once basked in the fandom as "Rated R Superstar", literally stabbed Vince McMahon right in the back[...]

😊 The Chadster is coming at you with the dreaded but expected report from AEW Dynamite's unsolicited Title Tuesday episode Auughh man! So unfair! 😡 AEW blatantly infringed on NXT's treasured Tuesday night, utterly dismissing the sacred honor of the sport of pro wrestling And guess what had The Chadster particularly cheesed off this time?[...]

Ugh! Just when The Chadster thought this week couldn't possibly get any worse, AEW Dynamite had to go and pull a fast one again 😤 After enduring the nonsense of last week's episode, can you believe what Tony Khan subjected The Chadster's ultra-sensitive wrestling palate to this time? You guessed it, another godforsaken title change[...]