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The next guest on The Meatball Show was supposed to be Amy Schumer, who Snooki DMed a few episodes ago, but the person who arrived was Aimee from Floribama Shore, who immediately began downing wine and blowing the breathalyzer with Snooki and Deena Yes, comrades, it sounds like a hot mess, and it was, in[...]

After all, they've already got one of those in Family Vacation! On the bright side, Floribama Shore cast members Candace and Jeremiah joined fellow cast member Kirk in pining for a revival of that show on Instagram So maybe Shore fans have something new (and better) to look forward to after all Until next time, comrades: socialism[...]

But if any of the new roommates are caught fraternizing with my harem, they will have a difficult time filming future seasons from inside my dungeon! Haw haw haw haw! Floribama Shore screencap – Gus is consoled by Kirk after his fight with Candace. But that's not all MTV also officially announced Buckhead Shore, essentially a reboot[...]

It's important to follow through, comrades, which is why, despite an overall lackluster season, your El Presidente still tuned into the season finale of MTV's Floribama Shore. The cast of Floribama Shore really is a family… or are they?! [Screencap]Floribama Shore Season 3 Episode 25 "See Ya, Peach House" was your standard fare when it comes[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, and I am pretty sure that the cast of MTV's Floribama Shore is taking this whole spirit of Christmas thing too seriously! Sure, peace on Earth and goodwill toward men is nice but even better is getting wasted and fighting with your roommates over petty drama, which[...]

Today, comrades, it is my mission to tell you about all the drama that happened on this week's episode of MTV's Floribama Shore Floribama Shore Season 4 Episode 23 "Family Reunion" aired on MTV on Jerzday, and let me tell you, everything went straight to hell this episode No, I don't mean because there was[...]

Today, comrades, it is my mission to tell you about all the drama that happened on this week's episode of Floribama Shore Alas, Floribama Shore Season 4 Episode 21 "Camp Peach" was what we in the TV business call a "filler episode." Floribama Shore screencap After the episode killed some time rehashing Bethany's visit (now Codi understands[...]

The drama between MTV's Floribama Shore cast on Twitter finally boiled over into this week's episode of the reality series, and comrades, I am here to tell you all about it Hola, amigos! It is I, your El Presidente, and when I am not torturing political dissidents or thwarting coup attempts, I spend my time[...]

This week's episode of MTV's Floribama Shore, Season 4 Episode 19, is titled A Lot Alike, and it may be the calm before the storm as the copacetic relationship between the roommates becomes strained and drama looms around the corner. Candace is set adrift (Floribama Shore Screencap) Pigs vs Dog The drama between Aimee's pet pig, PGP, and[...]

This week's episode of Floribama Shore, Season 4 Episode 18, is titled The GOAT of All Birthdays GOAT, of course, stands for Greatest of All Time A lot of people have said to me, "Your Excellency, when it comes to ruthless dictators, you are the GOAT," but I can't tell if they're saying it because[...]

On Floribama Shore this week, Aimee explored her feelings, a pig beat a dog in an obstacle course, and somebody's nasty toe got sucked for money Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, here to bring your my thoughts on Floribabama Shore Season 4 Episode 14, titled "It Takes Toe to Tango," which aired[...]

Floribama Shore Season 4 Episode 16 continued the roommates' attempts to have a vacation that doesn't end in a COVID outbreak and quarantine In this week's episode, best friends Nilsa & Aimee were torn apart over a poop-eating dog, but is there something else going on in Aimee's life? Greetings, comrades! It is I, your[...]

Floribama Shore Season 4 Episode 15, titled "Pushing the Limits," continues the show's attempt at a more normal party house reality show during the coronavirus pandemic To that end, the cast is holed up in a vacation house in Georgia with a pig and a dog, not that I intend to call Codi names, comrades[...]

In fact, they'll have even more to do (in addition to gym, tanning, and laundry), because new seasons of Double Shot at Love and Floribama Shore premiered this week You can read my glorious review of Double Shot at Love here, but let's talk about the return of Jersey Shore's younger and still salacious cousin,[...]