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Cody Rhodes is a victim of Bloodline interference on WWE Raw
Auughh man! So unfair! 🤯 Just when The Chadster thought that no night could ever get better than the time The Chadster's Mazda Miata got that sick new polish 🚗✨, along came last night's episode of WWE Raw to raise the bar EVEN HIGHER! The Bloodline, which is – and The Chadster doesn't say this[...]
Tonight's WWE Raw: Epic Showdowns Before Elimination Chamber
The Chadster votes for true camaraderie to shine because let's not forget, Tony Khan doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business, unlike these WWE pros 😒🤜🤛 The "Last Chance" Battle Royal will see tough-as-nails women fight tooth and nail for one more shot at glory The Chadster's seen Michin, Shayna Baszler, and the others[...]
WWE World at WrestleMania official logo
Today, my friends, I come bearing the ludicrous news from the imperialist colosseum of capitalism – the wrestling ring, where WWE has partnered with Fanatics Events to lure more dólares from your pockets. WWE World at WrestleMania official logo Let me paint you a picture of this "grand" spectacle, comrades Imagine the scent of overpriced nachos mixing[...]
The Rock tops the highlights for WWE Smackdown
😢😢😢 The disrespect they showed to someone who paved the way, someone who carried the company on his Herculean shoulders… it's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😡 But The Rock, he took it all in stride ✊ He walked into that ring, grabbed the mic, and[...]
Sammy Guevara celebrates on AEW Rampage
Could this be more disrespectful? 😠 Cheesing off wrestling fans by lying and then trying to mimic real WWE courage like Cody Rhodes' epic Hell in a Cell performance, that's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. Sammy Guevara celebrates on AEW Rampage In the opening we had Jeff Hardy[...]
Darby Allin puts over Cody Rhodes on AEW Dynamite
But after securing their dubious victory, Darby Allin decided to make a reference to WWE Superstar Cody Rhodes in a promo that was obviously aimed to provoke The Chadster's favorite wrestling promotion… and it worked 😑 Allin claimed he was overlooked and undervalued by the Young Bucks in the past and thanked "another EVP" for seeing[...]
The official logo for Total Nonstop Action - TNA Wrestling
Ah, but even aerial annoyances cannot distract me from bringing you the latest wrestling uprising that's got the American imperialists trembling in their boots: the valiant comrades at TNA wrestling! As reported by the intrepid comrade Sean Ross Sapp, a group of gallant TNA gladiators did more than just soar from turnbuckles – they leapt into[...]
Christian Cage stands tall on AEW Dynamite
Oh, the absolute audacity of AEW and Tony Khan this week on AEW Dynamite has The Chadster cheesed off to the max! 🤬 They've gone off and done something so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it, it just leaves The Chadster without words… but actually, The Chadster has[...]
AEW Dynamite Preview: Tony Khan Ruins Valentine's Day
Howdy, wrestling fans! 🤼‍♂️🎉 It's The Chadster here to give you the latest scoop on what might be the most infuriating episode of AEW Dynamite yet! Hold on to your replica championship belts because The Chadster is about to detail all the reasons why this upcoming episode is like a bad body slam to fans[...]
Cathy Kelley interviews The New Day and Jey Uso on WWE Raw in bare feet.
🤔🤔🤔 Hey there, wrestling fans! It's The Chadster here, and The Chadster has spotted something that's got the whole world of sports entertainment buzzing That's right, you might have seen it too—on the latest episode of WWE Raw, the incredibly professional and, let's be real, downright spectacular Cathy Kelley was conducting an interview… without shoes![...]
WWE Raw Tonight: Epic Matches Await, Will Crush AEW For Good
Ivar in yet another Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match! LA Knight, the human highlight reel, is going toe-to-toe with the Viking behemoth! The Chadster is absolutely certain that if history books were written about wrestling, this match would need its own chapter, maybe two! 👑 Oh, it's like WWE knows just what The Chadster wants and hands[...]
Daniel Garcia and Adam Copeland face off on AEW Collision
Auughh man, so unfair! The Chadster is totally cheesed off! 🧀🤯💔 Listen up, because The Chadster is about to explain why the wrestling world is spinning off its axis 🌎💫 On last night's AEW Collision, The Chadster was forced to watch a segment that put the final nail in the coffin of respect for the[...]
AEW Collision Lineup: Orange Cassidy Defends International Title
Hey there, true wrestling fans! The Chadster is back to dish out to all the lovely readers a preview of the upcoming AEW Collision Auughh man! so unfair that The Chadster has to talk about this, but The Chadster's boss, Ray Flook, is clearly in cahoots with Tony Khan to RUIN THE CHADSTER'S LIFE So[...]
The Young Bucks, Nicholas and Matthew Jackson, appear on AEW Rampage
Hey ho, let's go, wrestling fans! 🚀 It's The Chadster here, reporting from the depths of despair that only the absolute atrocity known as AEW Rampage can bring upon an honest and unbiased wrestling journalist like yours truly Last night, the Footprint Center in Phoenix, Arizona was unfortunately graced with the presence of AEW's misguided[...]
Elimination Chamber to Determine Seth Rollins' WrestleMania Opponent
Will Logan Paul continue his meteoric rise in the wrestling world? Can Kevin Owens cause an upset with a stunning Stunner? Or perhaps, will the Viper, Randy Orton, strike when least expected? And let's not forget McIntyre, who brandishes a sword as if he were leading the charge in my own revolutionary army. Comrades, I cannot[...]
AEW Rampage Preview: Young Bucks Return to Action
Hey there, all you stars and studs in The Chadster's universe! It's your favorite wrestling sage, The Chadster, back with another scorching hot take on the current state of the wrestling world And oh boy, has The Chadster got some words for you about this week's installment of AEW Rampage! 🖋️✨ Now listen up, because The[...]
Rhodes vs Reigns: WWE Fans’ Betrayal Forces WrestleMania Shake-Up
In what should have been a momentous celebration for WWE and professional wrestling, these "fans" turned their backs on the Great One—The Rock—and in doing so, forced WWE to radically alter its plans 😠 The original plan, pure genius in The Chadster's ever-so-humble-yet-correct opinion, had Cody Rhodes gallantly stepping aside to allow The Rock to challenge[...]
Swerve Strickland appears on AEW Dynamite
What does Tony Khan think he's playing at?! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it! 🙄🤌 Last night, in what The Chadster feels was an excessively long match (super unfair, by the way, to any WWE classic under 5 minutes 🕒), the number one ranked Swerve and[...]
Nicholas Jackson of the Young Bucks stands tall after assaulting Sting and Darby Allin on AEW Dynamite
Hey there, loyal followers of The Chadster's wrestling insights! It's your main man, The Chadster, here to breakdown yet another infuriating episode of AEW Dynamite Last night, Sting and Darby Allin snatched the AEW Tag Team Championships, in what can only be described as a slap to the face of true wrestling fans 😠🤦‍♂️ The whole[...]
Tony Khan makes a big announcement on AEW Dynamite
Salutations, my dear comrades! It is your fearless leader, El Presidente, coming to you live from the gold-plated balcony of my palatial compound, where even now my loyal subjects are raising a statue in my honor – a statue with biceps so finely sculpted they would make even the magnificent Kenny Omega envious! Today, we[...]
Tony Khan makes another huge announcement on AEW Dynamite.
🧀🤬 Tony Khan makes another huge announcement on AEW Dynamite. Rumors are swirling that tonight could be the night Tony Khan dips into his endless well of cash to bring in either Mercedes Moné, Kazuchika Okada, or—get this—both! 💸😱 Now, The Chadster can understand the appeal of wanting to perform in front of audiences worldwide, but to[...]
The official logo for Total Nonstop Action - TNA Wrestling
¡Saludos, mis queridos camaradas! It is your beloved and most fervent purveyor of the squared circle sagas, El Presidente, bringing you the hot-off-the-presses wrestling news from a gold-plated yacht sailing through the treacherous yet beautiful waters of the Caribbean, evading those pesky American CIA drones Today, we talk about a shocking coup that has unfolded[...]
Cody Rhodes, who betrayed The Rock, appears on WWE Raw
It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😤🤬 You know, after WWE Raw wrapped up, The Chadster was so emotionally overwhelmed by the betrayal that he cried—not just a single, stoic tear, but a three-hour-long waterfall of despair, adequately representing The Chadster's torrent of sadness[...]
Cody Rhodes makes the ultimate sacrifice for The Rock on WWE SmackDown
It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. The Chadster thinks everybody should be down on their knees, thanking The Rock for the chance to witness a match of this magnitude! The Rock coming back is like a shooting star—a rare and thrilling spectacle that you should wish[...]
Swerve Strickland cuts a promo violating several WWE trademarks with Tony Schiavone on AEW Collision
💢 OH, the Agony of AEW Collision! 💢 🤼‍♂️📢 Hey there, dedicated disciples of The Chadster here for another dose of real talk about the state of wrestling Last night, AEW Collision hit the airwaves, and *gasp*, it was as horrible as The Chadster anticipated 🙄 Like a scratched Smash Mouth CD playing the saddest[...]
AEW Collision match lineup
Oh, auughh man! So unfair! 😤🤦‍♂️ The Chadster was just basking in the glow of WWE's epic pinnacle of showmanship on SmackDown, where The Rock — yeah, you heard The Chadster right, THE ROCK — returned and took over Cody Rhodes' spot to face Roman Reigns at WrestleMania It was what dreams are made of,[...]
CMLL wrestlers appear on AEW Rampage in an act of International Bullying against WWE
Oh, ho ho, the universe has conspired to serve up a hot plate of mayhem and mockery once again, and it falls upon The Chadster to dissect this wrestling travesty that was presented on AEW Rampage The Chadster's blood is boiling, and it won't be just any rant that can cool it down – but[...]
Bayley and Damage CTRL appear on WWE SmackDown
It looks like Bayley, the very creator of Damage CTRL, has decided to go solo and The Chadster is here to give you all the juicy details without all that AEW nonsense clouding the wrestling landscape with their so-called "innovation." 😤 Let's get to the meat of the matter Before a commercial break, there was this[...]
Cody Rhodes makes the ultimate sacrifice for The Rock on WWE SmackDown
🎶 Somebody once told The Chadster that the wrestling world's gonna roll him, but The Chadster ain't the sharpest tool in the shed 🎶 Cody Rhodes, The American Nightmare, a true WWE superhero, did something that most wrestlers would never dream of doing: he stepped aside like Bret Hart did for Hulk Hogan, ensuring that[...]