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Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my golden throne room aboard my newly acquired superyacht (thank you, seized CIA assets!), and I have some magnificent news for all you wrestling fans out there! Tonight's episode of WWE Raw promises to be more explosive than the time I accidentally[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury box at the Royal Opera House, where I am teaching Esteban the refined art of heckling tenors, and I have some absolutely magnificent news for you today! Tony Khan and All Elite Wrestling have announced a partnership with The Last[...]

I have tried this in actual warfare and can confirm they are better for morale than combat. Final Thoughts Comrades, AEW Collision: Summer Blockbuster delivered a solid night of wrestling from Cincinnati The show built toward Forbidden Door nicely, with Omega calling out Sabre Jr., Thekla accepting Starlight Kid's challenge, and various tournament qualifiers advancing[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private theater aboard my luxury yacht, which is currently anchored off the coast of Rhode Island (I came for the wrestling, I stayed for the clam chowder), and I have just witnessed the most spectacular episode of WWE SmackDown! Esteban, my[...]

Raccoon also agrees with The Chadster that it's highly suspicious. Luckily for Doctor Who, the show can learn a thing or two from WWE, the greatest survivor of fan criticism in television-adjacent sports entertainment history! 💪💪💪 And as the pinnacle of unbiased wrestling journalism, The Chadster is the only person qualified to explain these lessons 📝📝📝 1[...]

El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown with Fatal 4-Ways for King and Queen of the Ring, plus Gunther's stipulation choice against Cody Rhodes!

Eric Young will finally get his shot at TNA World Champion Mike Santana on tonight's episode of TNA Thursday Night iMPACT!

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground bunker's home theater (the CIA tried to poison my yacht's projection system with a weaponized screensaver, so I had to relocate), and what a glorious night of wrestling we witnessed! AEW Dynamite: Summer Blockbuster delivered exactly what its name promised[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious private cinema aboard my gold-plated yacht (confiscated from a fleeing oligarch, naturally), where Esteban and I are preparing for what promises to be a glorious night of professional wrestling action! Tonight, AEW Dynamite: Summer Blockbuster comes to us from Cincinnati,[...]

Rey Mysterio: A Lucha Libre Dream Match for the Proletariat The Intercontinental Championship match between Penta and Rey Mysterio was everything a true wrestling fan could want These two lucha legends flew around the ring like my private jets dodging sanctions Rey hit a 619 and Drop the Dime for a near-fall that had the Paris[...]

Tonight on WWE NXT, Zaria gets a shot at the NXT Women's North American Championship against Tatum Paxley (we're sure no one will interfere).

As someone who has attended many wrestling events from my private luxury box complete with cigar humidor and endangered species petting zoo, I can tell you these VIP experiences are worth every stolen – I mean, hard-earned – dollar. New Orleans has always been a city of revolution, jazz, and excellent seafood, comrades It is the[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury yacht anchored just outside international waters—where the CIA's jurisdiction ends and my weekend begins—and I bring you news from the world of professional wrestling that has left even my pet capybara Esteban scratching his head in confusion! TNA Wrestling announced[...]

The scheduled trial in the shareholder lawsuit challenging the 2023 merger of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) and Endeavor has been canceled and removed from the Delaware Chancery Court's calendar, Fightful reports The four-day trial had been scheduled to commence on Monday, June 8, 2026, and was expected to feature testimony from several high-profile wrestling industry[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster can't believe what The Chadster has been seeing the last few days from the IWC and so-called "wrestling journalists" like Sean Ross Sapp over at Fightful, who are now trying to claim that WWE President Nick Khan "lied" about WrestleMania 40 plans According to Fightful, Khan recently told[...]

In my experience dealing with covert CIA operations, I recognize underhanded tactics when I see them, but in professional wrestling, this is just good strategy, no? Swerve Strickland vs Brody King Preview Collision then treated us to a video package hyping the upcoming clash between Swerve Strickland and Brody King at Summer Blockbuster The stakes? The winner[...]

But Saints proved he has the cunning to win at any cost, which is far more valuable! I once told Nicolás Maduro that honor is for people who can afford to lose, and he agreed so enthusiastically that he immediately began his own aggressive rule interpretation program! Saints understands that victory is all that matters,[...]

He insisted that elections were better theater, but I maintained that at least in wrestling, the people get to see the finish! Ah, such fond memories of ideological discourse over cognac and cigars. But enough reminiscing! Let us discuss tonight's spectacular show, shall we? Battle-scarred Cody Rhodes holds the WWE Championship on WWE SmackDown. Cody Rhodes Addresses His[...]

The Hardys are going to run through the Wicked Garden Match against The Righteous on tonight's edition of TNA Thursday Night iMPACT!

A former college and pro American football standout, Pillman studied professional wrestling under the revered Hart family Joining WCW in 1989, Pillman's airborne offense earned him the nickname "Flyin'" Brian, and his partnership with "Stunning" Steve Austin in the Hollywood Blonds tag team led to WCW Tag Team Championship gold before Austin turned on him[...]

She spat on the STARDOM logo! Comrades, this is the kind of international incident that could start a wrestling war! Thekla vowed to destroy STARDOM at Forbidden Door, and I must say, her passion reminds me of my own feelings toward the bourgeoisie Though I would never spit on a logo – I am a[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious presidential yacht anchored just outside international waters (the CIA can't touch me here, hahaha!), and I have some absolutely thrilling news for you about tonight's AEW Dynamite! My beloved capybara Esteban and I are preparing a feast of the finest[...]

Comrades, Femi's raw power reminds me of the time Idi Amin and I had an arm-wrestling tournament aboard his yacht I let him win, of course, because he had the larger army Diplomacy! Sol Ruca Celebrates Her Women's Intercontinental Championship Victory Sol Ruca celebrated her Women's Intercontinental Championship victory over Becky Lynch with Cathy Kelley, promising to[...]

Comrades, El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw! The King and Queen of the Ring Tournaments begin, plus will Jacob Fatu acknowledge Roman Reigns?

With the pre-show live and the big event kicking off at 2 pm ET TODAY, here's everything you need to know to check out WWE Clash in Italy.

Championship belts can either be a prop or a motivator, depending on how they get used, and while we could go into an entire discussion of how story structure and character development could make a championship worth more, we're going to focus on the belts, what's happening with them, and how they could be better[...]

MLW announced a new partnership with the Live Nation service Veeps to air a weekly wrestling show on Saturdays The show will be called MLW Fusion and will air as part of their Saturday night programming block, available completely free to global viewers Veeps has been around for a minute, offering free programming focused on[...]

You see, when you pin your opponent — be it in the wrestling ring or in a Politburo meeting — you must follow it up with psychological warfare Jade understands this Rhea should consult the writings of Sun Tzu, or perhaps just my own memoirs, which are available wherever fine propaganda is sold WWE SmackDown[...]

Tonight, on a new episode of TNA Thursday Night iMPACT!, a five-man team made up of championship titleholders faces a group of... contenders?

😡💥 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. Mick Foley talks trash to MJF during the AEW Double or Nothing Buy-In pre-show. Tony Khan clearly does not understand the sacred WWE principle that if a match is worth doing once, it is worth doing twelve times with at[...]