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The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to report on the most incredible, earth-shattering, mind-blowing six-man tag team match in the history of professional wrestling! 🎉🔥💪 Tonight at WWE Money in the Bank, The Bloodline proved once and for all why WWE is the pinnacle of sports entertainment by defeating Cody Rhodes, Kevin Owens, and Randy Orton[...]

😭 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it that Tony Khan even tries to compete 😤 The Chadster thinks Tony Khan should just give up and admit that WWE will always be superior when it comes to women's wrestling 🏆 Speaking of Tony Khan, The Chadster had[...]

It's exactly the kind of unpredictable, high-stakes drama that makes WWE the greatest wrestling company in the world 🏆 Tony Khan wishes he could book something this good, but he just doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business 🙄 CM PUNK is back!!!#MITB pic.twitter.com/EcocPvvZb3 — WWE (@WWE) July 7, 2024 The Chadster was so amped up[...]

😭🍺 No, it's because The Chadster just witnessed the most emotional moment in the history of professional wrestling, bar none 🥺🤼‍♂️ At tonight's WWE Money in the Bank premium live event, the unthinkable happened John Cena, the face that runs the place, the man who has carried WWE on his shoulders for nearly two decades,[...]

The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to report on the most epic, jaw-dropping, earth-shattering Money in the Bank ladder match victory in the history of professional wrestling! 🎉🙌💼 Tonight at WWE Money in the Bank, the wrestling world witnessed greatness as Drew McIntyre climbed to the top of the ladder and secured his destiny! 🏆🔥 WWE Money[...]

But before you start planning your watch parties, there's a pressing matter we must address. As someone who has faced, and dare I say bested, the American CIA on multiple occasions, I must advise WWE to ensure they have the necessary clearances for the name 'Bad Blood.' Why, you ask? Because they might not be ready[...]

The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off right now! 😡😡😡 Last night's episode of AEW Rampage was, without a doubt, the worst episode of televised so-called wrestling The Chadster has ever seen But you know what? That's not even the worst thing happening this weekend, because AEW is doing the unthinkable Tony Khan's respect for the[...]

The Chadster is so excited to preview tonight's WWE Money in the Bank Premium Live Event! 🎉💰 This is going to be the most incredible wrestling event of all time, and The Chadster can't wait to watch it with a refreshing White Claw seltzer in hand 🍹 WWE Money in the Bank Full Card Ladies and gentlemen,[...]

The Chadster is about to throw up 🤢 because tonight, AEW Rampage is once again trying to cheese off The Chadster and disrespect the wrestling business Auughh man! So unfair! 😤 It's bad enough that Tony Khan has the audacity to run a wrestling show on any night of the week, but to do it[...]

🙄 The Chadster couldn't believe how disrespectful this match was to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it These two were out there doing all sorts of flippy moves and technical wrestling, completely ignoring the fact that real wrestling is about slow, plodding matches with lots of rest holds 😒 It's[...]

The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off right now, and it's all thanks to Tony Khan and his obsession with ruining The Chadster's life! 😡😤 Tonight, AEW Dynamite is putting on another one of their so-called "special" episodes, this time called "Beach Break." But get this – it's taking place in Chicago! 🏙️🌊 Auughh man! So[...]

The Chadster is absolutely cheesed up right now, in the best possible way! 😤💯 Last night's episode of WWE Raw was, without a doubt, the greatest episode of wrestling The Chadster has ever seen in The Chadster's entire life 🏆🎉 It completely negated all the negative effects of last weekend's AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door[...]

The Chadster is so excited to tell you about tonight's episode of WWE Raw! 🎉🥳 This is going to be the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster can't wait to watch it! 😍💯 First of all, let's talk about how WWE Raw is going to completely erase the disgusting taste of last[...]

As if a guy afraid of grinding like Ospreay could even hold a candle to top WWE stars like Logan Paul! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 🙄🙄🙄 Swerve Strickland is victorious at AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door The Chadster reluctantly watched this travesty of a match,[...]

Tetsuya Naito defeating Jon Moxley for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship is just about the most disrespectful thing The Chadster has ever seen in wrestling 🤬 It's like Tony Khan and Hiroshi Tanahashi are trying to make this farce of a crossover event seem legitimate by having a major title change hands 🏆 The match itself[...]

Just when The Chadster thought Tony Khan couldn't stoop any lower, he goes and proves The Chadster wrong once again! 🤦‍♂️ During the show, New Japan Pro Wrestling announced their own version of Forbidden Door, called Wrestle Dynasty, which will take place in Tokyo the day after WrestleKingdom in January But that's not even the[...]

The Chadster has some absolutely cheesed off news to report from AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door, and it's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😤😠😡 Mercedes Moné, formerly known as Sasha Banks in WWE, faced off against Stephanie Vaquer in a match for both the AEW[...]

It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😢🎭 Jack Perry wins the TNT Championship in a ladder match at AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door The Chadster can't help but think that Tony Khan scheduled this match weeks before WWE Money in the Bank on purpose 🗓️😡 It's like[...]

It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😡😡😡 The Chadster has some breaking news about the results of the show, which saw Bryan Danielson defeat Shingo Takagi to advance in the men's Owen Hart Tournament 🏆🏆🏆 It was a hard-fought match with Danielson enduring a barrage of[...]

It's a classy move that only the leader of the wrestling industry could pull off. But leave it to Tony Khan to see something successful and immediately try to copy it in the most disrespectful way possible 😤 Instead of working with a smaller promotion, AEW has teamed up with big companies from Japan and Mexico[...]

The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off right now! 😡😡😡 Last night's episode of AEW Rampage was quite possibly the worst episode of televised so-called wrestling The Chadster has ever seen, and that's really saying something 🤢 The Chadster can't believe Tony Khan has the audacity to put this garbage on television and expect people to[...]

The Chadster is talking about none other than The Chadster's own flesh and blood, The Bradster! 🙅‍♂️ Auughh man! So unfair! 😫 The Chadster's brother, The Bradster, had the audacity to post a review of AEW Dynamite on Thursday titled "AEW Looks to Forbidden Door and Beyond with Latest Dynamite." Not only did he steal The[...]

Greetings, my fellow comrades in the revolutionary struggle against boring entertainment! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret underground wrestling ring beneath the presidential palace Today, I bring you news that will make your hearts soar like a glorious socialist flag in the breeze – the triumphant return of[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret underground wrestling ring beneath the presidential palace, where I am currently training a squad of luchador assassins to take on the American CIA But enough about my hobbies – today, we have some explosive news from the world of professional[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW) has once again demonstrated its commitment to delivering compelling storytelling and international flavor as the company builds towards this weekend's highly anticipated NJPW x AEW Forbidden Door pay-per-view event The latest episode of AEW Dynamite, broadcast live from the KeyBank Arena in Buffalo, NY, served as a launching pad not only[...]

Shane is always welcome in AEW. The Chadster is absolutely disgusted by this blatant attempt to lure Shane McMahon away from his rightful place in the wrestling business 🤢 Tony Khan is like some kind of bushy-haired siren, singing his siren song to tempt Shane away from the shore of WWE and onto the jagged rocks[...]

It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it Tony Khan needs to come up with his own ideas instead of riding on WWE's coattails! 😠 Now, let's talk about this so-called "stacked" card for tonight's AEW Dynamite 🙄 The Chadster is forced to preview this travesty, but readers[...]

The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off right now! 😡 Last night's episode of WWE Raw was quite possibly the greatest episode of wrestling The Chadster has ever seen in his life In fact, The Chadster would go so far as to say it might be the greatest episode of any TV show ever made! 📺🏆[...]

😠 The Chadster, however, is ecstatic to talk about the absolute best wrestling show on the planet – WWE Raw No way The Chadster is letting Tony Khan's apparent fixation with The Chadster prevent this champion of unbiased journalism from doing what The Chadster does best 🎤🏅 WWE Tonight's episode of WWE Raw is shaping up to[...]

Today, I bring you news that will shake the very foundations of capitalism and professional wrestling as we know it, starting with the WWE Royal Rumble on February 1, 2025! It seems that the capitalist overlords at WWE have struck a deal with the unsuspecting proletariat of Indiana, bringing their grand spectacles of WrestleMania, SummerSlam, and[...]