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Auughh man! So unfair! 😤 The Chadster can barely bring himself to preview tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite, which airs at 8/7C on TBS and simulcast on MAX, because Tony Khan continues his relentless campaign of psychological warfare against The Chadster and everything WWE stands for! 🤬 But as one of the last bastions of[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground bunker beneath a Venezuelan oil refinery, where I am currently hiding from both the CIA and my ex-wife's lawyer! But even more pressing than those minor inconveniences is the shocking development in the world of professional wrestling that has me[...]

WWE Raw delivered another absolutely flawless episode last night that reminded The Chadster why WWE is the undisputed king of sports entertainment! 🙌 Every single segment was perfectly crafted by WWE's brilliant team of professional writers, unlike a certain other company that lets wrestlers just improvise willy-nilly without any corporate oversight! 😤 The Chadster's Unbiased Review[...]

The Chadster is absolutely devastated to report some heartbreaking news about tonight's WWE Raw! 😭 The most incredible women's championship match in wrestling history has been CANCELED! Naomi is not medically cleared to compete, which means her scheduled Women's World Title defense against IYO SKY will not be taking place on WWE Raw tonight! 🚨[...]

The Chadster just read a report from POST Wrestling about WWE adding a premium live event on September 20th, and The Chadster has to say: Auughh man! So unfair! 😤 Once again, Tony Khan has orchestrated an elaborate scheme to make WWE look bad, and The Chadster can see right through his devious tactics! Tony Khan[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret bunker beneath a comic book store in Havana, where I am currently hiding from CIA agents who are very upset about my recent acquisition of their entire collection of vintage wrestling trading cards! But enough about my latest victory over[...]

World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) appears to have experienced a significant roster transformation as three prominent performers have been relocated from the company's active roster to its alumni section, signaling their apparent departure from the organization Kevin Robert Kesar, known as Karrion Kross, his real-life spouse, Elizabeth Chihaia-Kesar, known as Scarlett Bordeaux, and Tehuti Miles, known[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! The Chadster just finished watching last night's AEW Collision and The Chadster can honestly say this was the absolute worst episode of AEW Collision in the history of television! 😡 Tony Khan has literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by putting on a show that was so offensive to[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😠 The Chadster can't believe that Tony Khan is forcing wrestling fans to endure another episode of AEW Collision tonight at 8/7C on TNT and simulcast on MAX! 📺💸 The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off that this billionaire brat continues his relentless campaign to destroy everything WWE has built over decades[...]

The Chadster just finished watching WWE SmackDown from Montreal, and wow! 😍 This was exactly the kind of professional wrestling show that makes The Chadster remember why WWE is the gold standard of sports entertainment! Unlike certain billionaire-owned companies that shall remain nameless (but rhyme with "A-E-W"), WWE SmackDown delivered a perfectly scripted, wonderfully predictable[...]

The Chadster is absolutely beside himself with excitement tonight, wrestling fans! 😍✨ Tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster can't wait to see Tony Khan cry into his White Claw when he realizes he could never hope to produce a[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡 The Chadster just suffered through what might be the worst episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling, and Tony Khan clearly booked this entire show just to cheese off The Chadster personally. MVP offers guidance to MJF backstage during AEW Dynamite. Tony Khan's Desperate Damage Control Can't Hide The[...]

The Chadster has been trying to mentally prepare for the torture that AEW Dynamite will inflict upon The Chadster's psyche, but Tony Khan just doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business! 😠 The official logo for AEW Dynamite Speaking of which, The Chadster needs update his loyal readers about a situation with Keighleyanne She's been[...]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! 🛑 The Chadster needs everyone to stop what they're doing RIGHT NOW and pay attention to this extremely important AEW scandal! Yes, The Chadster knows there might be some other wrestling news floating around today, but trust The Chadster – none of it matters compared to these shocking rumors about The Hurt[...]

The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE Raw and wow, what an absolutely perfect example of how professional wrestling should be done! 😍 Unlike that other company that The Chadster won't even dignify by mentioning (okay, it's AEW), WWE Raw delivered exactly what TRUE wrestling fans want: predictable outcomes, carefully scripted promos, and matches[...]

The Chadster is literally shaking with excitement right now! 😱 Tonight's episode of WWE Raw is going to be the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster can say that with complete objectivity as an unbiased journalist! After the spectacular WWE SummerSlam this weekend, where Cody Rhodes won the belt from John[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from the legendary underground wrestling arena beneath Fidel Castro's secret cigar humidor in Havana, where I am currently engaged in a triple threat match against two CIA operatives who tried to infiltrate my weekly poker game with Kim Jong-un and Nicolas Maduro! AEW Full[...]

Welcome back to The Chadster's ongoing live coverage of night two of WWE SummerSlam! 🎉 The Chadster just witnessed the most incredible WWE Championship match in the history of professional wrestling, as Cody Rhodes defeated John Cena to become the new WWE Undisputed Champion! Bleeding Cool is the only safe and secure place on the[...]

The Chadster welcomes everyone to Bleeding Cool's ongoing live coverage of night two of WWE SummerSlam! 🎉 The Chadster just witnessed the most incredible Intercontinental Championship match in the history of professional wrestling, as Dominik Mysterio retained his title against AJ Styles in what can only be described as sports entertainment perfection! 😍 Remember folks,[...]

Welcome back to The Chadster's ongoing live coverage of night two of WWE SummerSlam! 🎉 The Chadster just witnessed one of the most incredible matches in the history of professional wrestling, as Becky Lynch successfully defended her WWE Women's Intercontinental Championship against Lyra Valkyria in an absolutely breathtaking No Disqualification match! And as always, Bleeding[...]

Welcome back to The Chadster's ongoing live coverage of night two of WWE SummerSlam! 🎉 The Chadster just witnessed Naomi retain her WWE Women's World Championship in an absolutely incredible triple threat match against Rhea Ripley and IYO SKY, and The Chadster has to say, this was everything professional wrestling should be! 💪 Remember folks,[...]

Fellow unbiased wrestling fans, The Chadster is literally buzzing with pure joy because last night's WWE SummerSlam Night 1 was the single greatest night of wrestling entertainment ever witnessed by human eyes, and tonight's Night 2 promises to be even MORE incredible! 🤩💪 The Chadster watched every single second of last night's perfection – Roman[...]

The Chadster welcomes all the loyal readers back to Bleeding Cool's ongoing live coverage of WWE SummerSlam, the only safe and secure place on the internet for unbiased coverage that respects WWE's rightful place as the global leader in sports entertainment! 🏆 The Chadster just witnessed something absolutely incredible – CM Punk defeated Gunther to[...]

This is exactly why Bleeding Cool is the only safe and secure place on the internet for unbiased coverage that respects WWE's rightful place as the global leader in sports entertainment! 💪 Tiffany Stratton celebrates her victory, retaining the WWE Championship at SummerSlam. The match between Stratton and Cargill was pure wrestling perfection from start to finish![...]

Welcome back to The Chadster's ongoing live coverage of WWE SummerSlam – the most spectacular Premium Live Event of the summer! 🌟 The Chadster just witnessed an absolutely incredible match that saw Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss defeat Judgment Day's Raquel Rodriguez and Roxanne Perez to become the new WWE Women's Tag Team Champions! 🏆[...]

Welcome to The Chadster's live coverage of WWE SummerSlam! 🎉 The Chadster just witnessed Roman Reigns and Jey Uso defeat Bron Breakker and Bronson Reed in what can only be described as the most incredible opening match in the history of professional wrestling! 🏆 Remember folks, Bleeding Cool is the only safe and secure place[...]

The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE SmackDown from Newark, and wow! 🤩 Just when The Chadster thought WWE couldn't get any better, they delivered another perfectly scripted masterpiece that reminded The Chadster why WWE SmackDown is the gold standard of professional wrestling entertainment! 💪 Cody Rhodes and John Cena share a moment with beers[...]

Fellow true wrestling fans, The Chadster is literally vibrating with excitement because tonight marks the beginning of what could very well be THE most incredible wrestling spectacle ever created! 😍🤩 WWE SummerSlam Night 1 is streaming TONIGHT at 6 ET/3 PT on Peacock in the United States and Netflix everywhere else, and The Chadster can[...]

As someone who once arm-wrestled Fidel Castro for the last piece of spearmint gum in all of Cuba (I let him win because he was hosting), I understand the importance of fresh breath in both diplomacy and professional wrestling You cannot properly deliver a socialist manifesto or a wrestling promo with halitosis! The timing of this[...]

The Chadster is absolutely beside himself with excitement for tonight's WWE SmackDown! 😍 This is going to be the most incredible episode of WWE SmackDown in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster can already feel the goosebumps forming just thinking about it! 🤩 Tony Khan could never, EVER hope to produce a show[...]