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CM Punk appears on WWE Raw
🚨🚨🚨 Holy smokes, true wrestling fam! Last night's episode of WWE Raw was so hot that The Chadster is pretty sure AEW might as well pack up its ring and head home because nothing can top this WWE just put on the greatest WWE Raw of all time, and The Chadster isn't throwing that around[...]
Bayley and Cody Rhodes won the Royal Rumble, while CM Punk was potentially injured.
Tonight, WWE Raw is gonna be absolutely explosive, and The Chadster can't wait for the fireworks 🎆🎆🔥 After the earth-shattering events of the Royal Rumble over the weekend, the squared circle is buzzing with anticipation! First off, The Chadster hears that the winners of both the Men's and Women's Royal Rumble matches will make their[...]
Cody Rhodes and CM Punk come face-to-face on WWE Raw
Last night's episode of WWE Raw absolutely proved, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that WWE is the quintessential home of the most epic confrontations in sports entertainment 🤼🔥 And The Chadster is here to talk about the promo that must have, undoubtedly, taken the wind right out of AEW's sails! The segment between Cody[...]
WWE Raw Prepares to Outshine AEW on Royal Rumble Go-Home Show
Fear not, true wrestling fans! The Chadster here, and let The Chadster tell you that tonight's edition of WWE Raw is going to be a rollercoaster of emotions 😤💔 Auughh man! So unfair! The evening kicks off with a segment that is personally giving The Chadster anxiety—the future of Seth Rollins Rollins' recent injury was[...]
Seth Seth Rollins in agony on WWE Raw, thanks to Tony Khan Hurt in WWE Raw Main Event; Is AEW's Tony Khan to Blame?
🤼‍♂️🤕 Oh man! The Chadster is feeling a mix of exhilaration and concern after last night's WWE Raw! 🚑 Seth Freakin' Rollins 🏆🔥, who is truly the cornerstone of what wrestling should be, fought Jinder Mahal in what The Chadster has to call the most epic title match of all time! 👏👏👏 That's right, The[...]
Jinder Mahal is unhindered on WWE Raw
Auughh man! So unfair! 😡🙅‍♂️ The Chadster's gotta tell ya, tonight's WWE Raw is shaping up to be an absolute barn burner, but of course, Tony Khan 🧐 is up to his usual tricks, trying to put a damper on an epic showdown It's like every time WWE plans something sweet, Tony Khan has to[...]
CM Punk appears on WWE Raw
🔥🔥 Auughh man! So unfair! 🔥🔥 Last night's episode of WWE Raw was hands down the GREATEST episode of television The Chadster has ever been blessed to witness 🙌🙌 Wrestling just doesn't get any better than this, and The Chadster is here to tell ya all about it—sans any bias, unlike *some* so-called "journalists". The show[...]
CM Punk returns HOME to WWE Raw.
Ohh, WWE Universe, The Chadster is here to tell you about tonight's WWE Raw, which is shaping up to be the greatest show in the history of televised wrestling – no exaggeration! With the Road to Royal Rumble heating up, the stakes are higher than ever! And let The Chadster tell you, The Chadster's loyalties[...]
Rhea Ripley is victorious at WWE Raw: Day 1
That's right, on WWE Raw: Day One, WWE didn't just set the bar; they launched it into the stratosphere, leaving AEW in the dust with two spellbinding title defenses! Rhea Ripley is victorious at WWE Raw: Day 1 In the Raw Women's Title showdown, Rhea Ripley defended her championship against the formidable Ivy Nile Ripley once again[...]
The Miz and R-Truth (Awesome Truth) Reunite at WWE Raw: Day 1
🚨 Oh boy, The Chadster has some dang huge news for all the true wrestling fans out there, and Tony Khan's gonna be cheesed off about it! 🚨 Last night on WWE Raw: Day One, the WWE Universe was graced by the reunion of the legendary tag team, Awesome Truth! That's right, The Miz and[...]
The Rock appears at WWE Raw: Day 1
📢🤯 Last night on WWE Raw: Day 1, The Chadster witnessed something so electrifying that The Chadster is still sweating like a cold case of White Claw seltzer 🌟 on a hot summer day! Thanks to Triple H's ultra-mysterious tease of a former WWE Champion making a grand return, The Chadster buckled up for a[...]
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Oh boy, oh boy, The Chadster is buzzing like a bumblebee pollinating White Claw flowers because it's time to preview tonight's WWE Raw: Day One, and let The Chadster tell ya, it's shaping up to be a spectacular way to kick off the New Year! 🎉🎊 Can you feel the excitement in the air? That's[...]
R-Truth wins the greatest holiday street fight of all time on WWE Raw
🎄🎅 Auughh man! So unfair! The Chadster can barely contain The Chadster's excitement because last night on WWE Raw, the world witnessed what The Chadster firmly believes is the greatest match of all time: the Miracle on 34th Street Fight between R-Truth and JD McDonagh This festive brawl was nothing short of a Christmas miracle![...]
Shinsuke Nakamura reads on WWE Raw
Oh boy, The Chadster was absolutely living for WWE Raw last night – especially when Shinsuke Nakamura unleashed what can only be described as the greatest promo this side of the wrestling hemisphere! 🎤👑 The sheer poetry! The audacious wordplay! Auughh man! So unfair! Unfair that AEW fans will never know the intellectual delight that[...]
WWE Raw: Christmas Comes Early for True Wrestling Fans Tonight
Ohhhh, the sweet sound of jingle bells is ringing, and The Chadster knows it's not just because Christmas is right around the corner! 🎄🔔 That's right, fellow true wrestling aficionados, tonight's WWE Raw is like a giant gift-wrapped present beneath the tree, courtesy of the only real showman in the business—Santa McMahon! Err, Vince McMahon![...]
Seth Rollins and CM Punk come face-to-face as CM Punk signs with WWE Raw and enters the Royal Rumble
Auughh man! The Chadster was waiting for this moment, and finally, it happened on last night's WWE Raw! 🤩🤼 The final decision of the one and only, the Best in the World, CM Punk! 🎉 That's right, Punk made his choice, and will call the red brand "home!" Punk signing with Raw after returing to[...]
WWE Raw Preview: Where Will CM Punk Sign? Not AEW!
Hey everyone, it's The Chadster here with the scoop that's going to flip the wrestling world right on its hindquarters! You guessed it, tonight on WWE Raw the whole WWE Universe is buzzing like The Chadster's Mazda Miata engine after tossing back a couple of cans of premium-grade White Claw seltzer! 😵💨 Because tonight, we're[...]
CM Punk to Sign WWE Raw Exclusive Contract as Tony Khan Cries
Here's the scoop that's been stirring the pot in the wrestling world: 👀 CM Punk will sign an exclusive contract with WWE Raw next week, and The Chadster is here for it! 🎉😎🔥 Here's the deal: Last night on Raw, backstage boss Adam Pearce dropped a bombshell on Seth Rollins before the main event Seth, being[...]
Jey Uso after WWE yeeted his Yeet catchphrase on WWE Raw
and his ill-advised "Yeet" catchphrase. Jey Uso after WWE yeeted his Yeet catchphrase on WWE Raw As WWE's flair for latching onto the coattails of faded trends continues, it seems the company had hoped to ride the decade-plus-old "Yeet" craze to the proverbial promised land of merchandising gold Alas, comrades, as made apparent on WWE Raw last[...]
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🎉 WWE Raw is on the air live again tonight, and The Chadster's beloved WWE has an amazing card planned that will put to shame 🤯 anything Tony Khan and AEW have ever even dreamed of 🌟 With a World Heavyweight Championship match 🏆 and several high-profile matches and confrontation🥊, The Chadster expects that it[...]
CM Punk returns HOME to WWE Raw.
Just when The Chadster thought the weekend couldn't get any wilder after Survivor Series, the wrestling world got SHOOK on WWE Raw last night! 😱 Strong words were spoken and yes, they're ringing in The Chadster's ears like the perfect tune from Smash Mouth! But let's talk business here: 🎤 after nearly three hours of[...]
Randy Orton appears on WWE Raw, and he's sporting jarring new facial hair
Oh, auughh man! So unfair! Did The Chadster catch WWE Raw last night? Of course, The Chadster did, because that's what real fans of the wrestling business do! And let The Chadster tell you, WWE has just executed a classic RKO on AEW with the HUGE news that dropped Randy Orton, The Apex Predator, The[...]
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But oh, sweet Monday, deliverer of joys! 🙌🎉 The Chadster is nearly beside himself with glee, because it's time for the soothing serenade of WWE Raw to wash over The Chadster and make him forget all about Tony Khan's evil antics 😍❤️ And not just any episode, oh no — but the grand finalé before[...]
Rhea Ripley and Drew McIntyre form an alliance ahead of WarGames at Survivor Series on WWE Raw
🤼‍♂️🔥 Auughh man! So fired up! 🤼‍♂️🔥 The Chadster was watching WWE Raw last night, and let The Chadster tell you, WWE just showcased a true wrestling masterpiece leading up to WarGames at Survivor Series – something that AEW and Tony Khan could only dream of replicating! 🌟🏆 Rhea Ripley and Drew McIntyre form an alliance[...]
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Hey there, fellow wrestling aficionados! It's The Chadster here, ready to serve up a steaming hot dish of the best sports entertainment on the planet! 🌎🤼 And, oh boy, does The Chadster have some good news for you! 😄 Tonight's WWE Raw is revving up to be a showstopper, and The Chadster is here to[...]
Seth Rollins, Cody Rhodes, Jey Uso, and Sami Zayn get set for Wargames against Judgement Day at Survivor Series on WWE Raw
Auughh man! So unfair! 🤬 Last night's episode of WWE Raw was absolutely momentous, setting the wrestling world on fire in a way only WWE can, with a blockbuster announcement that breathed life into the long-standing tradition of Survivor Series The Chadster needs to talk about how the narrative embroidered throughout the evening eclipsed anything[...]
The Miz post-victory on WWE Raw
Last night on WWE Raw, The Chadster witnessed an epic showdown where The Miz emerged as the new number one contender for Gunther's Intercontinental Championship after a thrilling Fatal Four-Way match 🏆🔥 The Miz, a true WWE superstar, outclassed his opponents Bronson Reed, Ivar, and Ricochet, proving once and for all that so-called spot monkeys[...]
WWE Raw Preview: Crown Jewel Fallout; AEW Can't Compare!
Buckle up, fans of sports entertainment, because the WWE Universe is in for a real treat tonight on WWE Raw 😄🙌🏼 That's right, folks – the first WWE Raw since the spectacular and superior Crown Jewel showcase is set to be the greatest episode in the history of Monday night wrestling 👑💥 As The Chadster[...]
Cody Rhodes has words for Damian Priest ahead of Crown Jewel on WWE Raw
The Chadster is here to tell you about last night's WWE Raw main event, which has got The Chadster completely hyped for this Saturday's Crown Jewel WWE is totally schooling AEW in how to weave intricate storylines and craft top-notch wrestling drama AEW might as well just pack it in, they can never hope to[...]
Seth Rollins addresses Drew McIntyre on WWE Raw
Alright everybody, The Chadster is back again – bringing you another 'slice of pure awesomeness'! This Monday's WWE Raw📺 provided a treat for fans, exactly as The Chadster predicted it would Seth Rollins took the stage, obviously confident and brimming with charisma, putting that buffoon Tony Khan's bunch of rag-tag Superstar wannabes in AEW to[...]