WWE Raw Archives

Auughh man! So unfair! 🤯 Just when The Chadster thought that no night could ever get better than the time The Chadster's Mazda Miata got that sick new polish 🚗✨, along came last night's episode of WWE Raw to raise the bar EVEN HIGHER! The Bloodline, which is – and The Chadster doesn't say this[...]

🚨🔥🚨 The Chadster is as pumped as a fresh keg of White Claw because tonight's episode of WWE Raw is shaping up to be, hands-down, the most electrifying, show-stopping, tour-de-force that the WWE Universe has ever witnessed! 🤩 The last episode before Elimination Chamber?! Auughh man, The Chadster is tingling with anticipation! 🚨🔥🚨 First on The[...]

That's right, you might have seen it too—on the latest episode of WWE Raw, the incredibly professional and, let's be real, downright spectacular Cathy Kelley was conducting an interview… without shoes! Auughh man! So unfair to her feet! 😤😤 Cathy Kelley interviews The New Day and Jey Uso on WWE Raw in bare feet. Okay, let's put[...]

🎉🚨 Tonight is the night that The Chadster has been waiting for all week! 🚨🎉 The stars have aligned, and the WWE universe is about to witness the most monumental WWE Raw show that will ever grace the squared circle! 🤩 It's going to be so legendary, it'll render every AEW show completely irrelevant! Oh,[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! Last night on WWE Raw, The Chadster felt like he was stuck in an episode of The Twilight Zone, and not the cool kind where Rod Serling gives you life lessons Instead, The Chadster bore witness to what can only be described as a cosmic-level betrayal by the so-called "WWE fans"[...]

Hey everyone, it's The Chadster here, and wow, does The Chadster have some thoughts on what's shaking with WWE Raw tonight! 🤼‍♂️🔥 First and foremost, The Chadster has gotta talk about Cody Rhodes, who's shown he's the very definition of a company man Unlike SOME wrestlers out there, he knows all about respect and loyalty[...]

🚨🚨🚨 Holy smokes, true wrestling fam! Last night's episode of WWE Raw was so hot that The Chadster is pretty sure AEW might as well pack up its ring and head home because nothing can top this WWE just put on the greatest WWE Raw of all time, and The Chadster isn't throwing that around[...]

Tonight, WWE Raw is gonna be absolutely explosive, and The Chadster can't wait for the fireworks 🎆🎆🔥 After the earth-shattering events of the Royal Rumble over the weekend, the squared circle is buzzing with anticipation! First off, The Chadster hears that the winners of both the Men's and Women's Royal Rumble matches will make their[...]

Last night's episode of WWE Raw absolutely proved, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that WWE is the quintessential home of the most epic confrontations in sports entertainment 🤼🔥 And The Chadster is here to talk about the promo that must have, undoubtedly, taken the wind right out of AEW's sails! The segment between Cody[...]

Fear not, true wrestling fans! The Chadster here, and let The Chadster tell you that tonight's edition of WWE Raw is going to be a rollercoaster of emotions 😤💔 Auughh man! So unfair! The evening kicks off with a segment that is personally giving The Chadster anxiety—the future of Seth Rollins Rollins' recent injury was[...]

🤼‍♂️🤕 Oh man! The Chadster is feeling a mix of exhilaration and concern after last night's WWE Raw! 🚑 Seth Freakin' Rollins 🏆🔥, who is truly the cornerstone of what wrestling should be, fought Jinder Mahal in what The Chadster has to call the most epic title match of all time! 👏👏👏 That's right, The[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡🙅‍♂️ The Chadster's gotta tell ya, tonight's WWE Raw is shaping up to be an absolute barn burner, but of course, Tony Khan 🧐 is up to his usual tricks, trying to put a damper on an epic showdown It's like every time WWE plans something sweet, Tony Khan has to[...]

🔥🔥 Auughh man! So unfair! 🔥🔥 Last night's episode of WWE Raw was hands down the GREATEST episode of television The Chadster has ever been blessed to witness 🙌🙌 Wrestling just doesn't get any better than this, and The Chadster is here to tell ya all about it—sans any bias, unlike *some* so-called "journalists". The show[...]

Ohh, WWE Universe, The Chadster is here to tell you about tonight's WWE Raw, which is shaping up to be the greatest show in the history of televised wrestling – no exaggeration! With the Road to Royal Rumble heating up, the stakes are higher than ever! And let The Chadster tell you, The Chadster's loyalties[...]

That's right, on WWE Raw: Day One, WWE didn't just set the bar; they launched it into the stratosphere, leaving AEW in the dust with two spellbinding title defenses! Rhea Ripley is victorious at WWE Raw: Day 1 In the Raw Women's Title showdown, Rhea Ripley defended her championship against the formidable Ivy Nile Ripley once again[...]

🚨 Oh boy, The Chadster has some dang huge news for all the true wrestling fans out there, and Tony Khan's gonna be cheesed off about it! 🚨 Last night on WWE Raw: Day One, the WWE Universe was graced by the reunion of the legendary tag team, Awesome Truth! That's right, The Miz and[...]

📢🤯 Last night on WWE Raw: Day 1, The Chadster witnessed something so electrifying that The Chadster is still sweating like a cold case of White Claw seltzer 🌟 on a hot summer day! Thanks to Triple H's ultra-mysterious tease of a former WWE Champion making a grand return, The Chadster buckled up for a[...]

Oh boy, oh boy, The Chadster is buzzing like a bumblebee pollinating White Claw flowers because it's time to preview tonight's WWE Raw: Day One, and let The Chadster tell ya, it's shaping up to be a spectacular way to kick off the New Year! 🎉🎊 Can you feel the excitement in the air? That's[...]

🎄🎅 Auughh man! So unfair! The Chadster can barely contain The Chadster's excitement because last night on WWE Raw, the world witnessed what The Chadster firmly believes is the greatest match of all time: the Miracle on 34th Street Fight between R-Truth and JD McDonagh This festive brawl was nothing short of a Christmas miracle![...]

Oh boy, The Chadster was absolutely living for WWE Raw last night – especially when Shinsuke Nakamura unleashed what can only be described as the greatest promo this side of the wrestling hemisphere! 🎤👑 The sheer poetry! The audacious wordplay! Auughh man! So unfair! Unfair that AEW fans will never know the intellectual delight that[...]

Ohhhh, the sweet sound of jingle bells is ringing, and The Chadster knows it's not just because Christmas is right around the corner! 🎄🔔 That's right, fellow true wrestling aficionados, tonight's WWE Raw is like a giant gift-wrapped present beneath the tree, courtesy of the only real showman in the business—Santa McMahon! Err, Vince McMahon![...]

Auughh man! The Chadster was waiting for this moment, and finally, it happened on last night's WWE Raw! 🤩🤼 The final decision of the one and only, the Best in the World, CM Punk! 🎉 That's right, Punk made his choice, and will call the red brand "home!" Punk signing with Raw after returing to[...]

Hey everyone, it's The Chadster here with the scoop that's going to flip the wrestling world right on its hindquarters! You guessed it, tonight on WWE Raw the whole WWE Universe is buzzing like The Chadster's Mazda Miata engine after tossing back a couple of cans of premium-grade White Claw seltzer! 😵💨 Because tonight, we're[...]

Here's the scoop that's been stirring the pot in the wrestling world: 👀 CM Punk will sign an exclusive contract with WWE Raw next week, and The Chadster is here for it! 🎉😎🔥 Here's the deal: Last night on Raw, backstage boss Adam Pearce dropped a bombshell on Seth Rollins before the main event Seth, being[...]

and his ill-advised "Yeet" catchphrase. Jey Uso after WWE yeeted his Yeet catchphrase on WWE Raw As WWE's flair for latching onto the coattails of faded trends continues, it seems the company had hoped to ride the decade-plus-old "Yeet" craze to the proverbial promised land of merchandising gold Alas, comrades, as made apparent on WWE Raw last[...]

🎉 WWE Raw is on the air live again tonight, and The Chadster's beloved WWE has an amazing card planned that will put to shame 🤯 anything Tony Khan and AEW have ever even dreamed of 🌟 With a World Heavyweight Championship match 🏆 and several high-profile matches and confrontation🥊, The Chadster expects that it[...]

Just when The Chadster thought the weekend couldn't get any wilder after Survivor Series, the wrestling world got SHOOK on WWE Raw last night! 😱 Strong words were spoken and yes, they're ringing in The Chadster's ears like the perfect tune from Smash Mouth! But let's talk business here: 🎤 after nearly three hours of[...]

Oh, auughh man! So unfair! Did The Chadster catch WWE Raw last night? Of course, The Chadster did, because that's what real fans of the wrestling business do! And let The Chadster tell you, WWE has just executed a classic RKO on AEW with the HUGE news that dropped Randy Orton, The Apex Predator, The[...]

But oh, sweet Monday, deliverer of joys! 🙌🎉 The Chadster is nearly beside himself with glee, because it's time for the soothing serenade of WWE Raw to wash over The Chadster and make him forget all about Tony Khan's evil antics 😍❤️ And not just any episode, oh no — but the grand finalé before[...]

🤼‍♂️🔥 Auughh man! So fired up! 🤼‍♂️🔥 The Chadster was watching WWE Raw last night, and let The Chadster tell you, WWE just showcased a true wrestling masterpiece leading up to WarGames at Survivor Series – something that AEW and Tony Khan could only dream of replicating! 🌟🏆 Rhea Ripley and Drew McIntyre form an alliance[...]