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Drama Alert: WWE Removes Charlotte Flair from WrestleMania Graphics

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Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live. I have some very salacious wrestling gossip to talk about today, comrades, because, as first noticed by the capitalist dogs at Wrestling Inc, Charlotte Flair has apparently been removed from WrestleMania promotional graphics. I know, comrades! So shocking! So juicy! This is the sweet backstage drama that wrestling fans live for, my friends.

A WrestleMania graphic conspicuous for the absence of Charlotte Flair.
A WrestleMania graphic conspicuous for the absence of Charlotte Flair.

As previously reported by Bleeding Cool, Charlotte's boy toy, Andrade, recently requested his release from WWE. Apparently, Andrade was sick of sitting in catering and doing nothing, comrades. What, is the food not any good? Haw haw haw haw! Unfortunately, while Vince McMahon may think Andrade absolutely sucks and does not want anything to do with him on television, that doesn't mean that Vince wants Andrade to show up in AEW. So Vince denied the request, comrades, leaving Andrade stuck in creative limbo, one of the worst kinds of limbos to be in!

Up until last night, comrades, WWE included Charlotte on pretty much every WrestleMania poster. But now, Charlotte has been removed. Does this have anything to do with WWE's treatment of her man, Andrade? There's no way of knowing, comrades, though it does seem pretty suspicious. It's true that Charlotte does not actually have a match booked for WrestleMania, but since when would a little something like that stop WWE from promoting her? No, something strange is definitely going on here.

Does this mean we could soon be seeing The Queen showing up in the AEW Dynamite Zone? That seems highly unlikely, comrades. If anything, your El Presidente would bet that a baller move like demanding her boyfriend get a push will work out and we'll see Andrade back on television before long. Haw haw haw haw! Until next time, comrades: socialism or death.

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After a successful fourteen-year career as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his own death in 2013 in order to pursue his two true passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling dirt sheet reporting. Since opportunities to rig the election for Joe Biden were few and far between until recently, El Presidente mostly focused on the wrestling dirt sheet reporting, where he became one of the best in the business. Unfortunately, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his country's wrestling news technology, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took all the credit on their stupid websites. Finally, El Presidente has found a way to break into the American market by becoming a Bleeding Cool contributor, so get ready for the spread of great wrestling news and socialism, comrades!
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