It's 2012. Do You Know Where Your Comic Book Children Are?

What is up with children in comic books today? Or, rather, this week? Picking up a few comics and reading them, we have Miles Morales hitting his icon and inspiration with a dabilitating venom sting.

It's 2012. Do You Know Where Your Comic Book Children Are?

The young Talia Al'Ghul taking it out on an innocent tree.

It's 2012. Do You Know Where Your Comic Book Children Are?

And, bloody hell, Hit Girl using an in-teddy beear handgun.

It's 2012. Do You Know Where Your Comic Book Children Are?

We need to escape all thus wanton childish violence, how about FF?

It's 2012. Do You Know Where Your Comic Book Children Are?

Yes, that's better, much better, I…

It's 2012. Do You Know Where Your Comic Book Children Are?

Damnit! They're just kids! Don't they know how badly this could go for them? You tell 'em Nite Owl.

It's 2012. Do You Know Where Your Comic Book Children Are?

Exactly! Or you might end up like this.

It's 2012. Do You Know Where Your Comic Book Children Are?

In the old days they used to stay at home making their own clothing.

It's 2012. Do You Know Where Your Comic Book Children Are?

Damn kids. Lock 'em up an throw away the key, it's the only answer.

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About Rich Johnston

Founder of Bleeding Cool. The longest-serving digital news reporter in the world, since 1992. Author of The Flying Friar, Holed Up, The Avengefuls, Doctor Who: Room With A Deja Vu, The Many Murders Of Miss Cranbourne, Chase Variant. Lives in South-West London, works from Blacks on Dean Street, shops at Piranha Comics. Father of two. Political cartoonist.
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