Bruce Campbell And The Proper Way To Autograph A Breast

Ash vs Evil Dead star Bruce Campbell visited Conan O'Brien last night where the topic of autographing a woman's breast came up. Usually reserved for rock stars, Campbell gets a high number of such requests and has the whole thing down to a science which he demonstrates on Andy Richter. It seems to be all about the surface tension. I've never been asked to sign in such a way, but if I ever am, I'm not confident I can do it right. You have to admire the man's professionalism.

About Dan Wickline

Has quietly been working at Bleeding Cool for over three years. He has written comics for Image, Top Cow, Shadowline, Avatar, IDW, Dynamite, Moonstone, Humanoids and Zenescope. He is the author of the Lucius Fogg series of novels and a published photographer.