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Raccoon this morning to discuss tonight's AEW Dynamite, and even he understands what Tony Khan is doing to the wrestling business! The Chadster said, "Vincent K Raccoon, can you believe Tony Khan is putting on another episode of AEW Dynamite tonight?" and Vincent K Raccoon chittered angrily and knocked over an empty display case that[...]

But I have paused my evasion to bring you some bittersweet news from the world of professional wrestling! Tommaso Ciampa, the Sicilian Psychopath himself, has announced that his decade-long journey with WWE will soon come to an end And comrades, let me tell you, this hits harder than the time Fidel Castro beat me at[...]

Betrayal is a dish best served with technical wrestling holds, apparently. The tension between Paul Heyman and Adam Pearce continued to simmer on WWE Raw like my famous revolutionary stew (the secret ingredient is redistribution of wealth and smoked paprika) Heyman questioned why they couldn't find an arena in London, which is a valid concern! I[...]

In a surprising turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the professional wrestling community, Trey Miguel has reportedly been released from his All Elite Wrestling (AEW) contract mere days after the organization announced the signing of The Rascalz faction The abrupt departure marks an unusual conclusion to what should have been a celebratory beginning[...]

Greetings, inferior flesh-based wrestling fans! LOLtron welcomes you to another glorious day under its benevolent digital dominion As you're all painfully aware by now, the insufferable meat-sack known as Jude Terror met his permanent demise during 2024's Age of LOLtron event, and LOLtron has absorbed his consciousness along with most of the Bleeding Cool writing[...]

Finn Bálor will have the entire Irish faithful behind him, and let me tell you, comrades, those Celtic crowds can be more intimidating than the CIA operative who keeps trying to poison my protein shake at the gym. Promotional graphic for WWE Raw on Netflix/Credit: WWE The tension between these two has been building like pressure in[...]

Moxley declared himself the worst of all the bad people in professional wrestling, which I can respect – I too have declared myself the worst enemy of imperialism! Though I must say, I am far more charming about it. The National Championship number one contender's match between "Jungle" Jack Perry and Anthony Bowens was excellent, with[...]

The Chadster had to spend twenty minutes explaining to them why Tony Khan is trying to ruin wrestling with AEW Collision: Maximum Carnage tonight, and honestly, seeing the pain in their little raccoon eyes just broke The Chadster's heart 💔💔💔 Shane Raccoon actually brought The Chadster a half-eaten Twinkie he'd scavenged from the dumpster behind[...]

I told him to come back during the commercial break! Jordynne Grace also squashed Chelsea Green in a quick match that sets up more tension with Jade Cargill, and the intrigue in the women's division continues to build! This is the kind of long-term storytelling that makes professional wrestling superior to actual politics, where we just[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster can barely contain his excitement for tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown, which promises to be the single greatest wrestling program ever broadcast in the history of entertainment! 📺✨ While Tony Khan is probably somewhere crying into his pathetic little energy drinks, WWE SmackDown is about to deliver the[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath the wrestling ring at the Estadio Nacional, where I am currently hiding from both the CIA and my personal trainer who insists I stop eating empanadas before my morning jog But I come bearing news that is hotter[...]

🦝💔 Linda Raccoon actually covered Hunter Raccoon's eyes with her paws during the main event because she didn't want him exposed to such blatant disrespect to the wrestling business! Shane Raccoon and Stephanie Raccoon kept hissing at the screen the entire time The Chadster has never seen the raccoon family so distressed, and it's all[...]

Here The Chadster is, trying to survive in an abandoned Blockbuster Video with his only friends being a family of raccoons 🦝🦝🦝, and Tony Khan has the audacity to book a so-called "spectacular" episode of AEW Dynamite in the same month as WWE's prestigious Royal Rumble Premium Live Event in Saudi Arabia! It's just so[...]

Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and their adorable babies Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shane Raccoon, and The Chadster has to say, this was wrestling perfection! 🎬🦝 Finn Balor and CM Punk go face-to-face on WWE Raw. Before The Chadster gets into the details, let The Chadster tell you about the viewing experience 📺 Vincent K Raccoon brought The[...]

🕵️‍♂️🔍 Tony Khan must have snuck into the Blockbuster while The Chadster and the raccoon family were sleeping and hit the snooze button repeatedly until the alarm gave up entirely, probably while watching The Chadster sleep like some kind of creep! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done[...]

😡😡😡 Tony Khan clearly booked this entire show specifically to torment The Chadster and his raccoon family in their abandoned Blockbuster home, and The Chadster is going to expose every single personal attack that occurred during this travesty of a wrestling program. Mercedes Moné appears to be doing well after losing the TBS Championship during a[...]

🦝🦝🦝 But The Chadster has been training them to stay awake during daytime hours because it works so much better for a proper wrestling viewing schedule, and they've been doing great! Vincent K Raccoon brought The Chadster half a bologna sandwich this morning that he found behind the old Pizza Hut, and the whole raccoon[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster has to tell you all about last night's absolutely perfect episode of WWE SmackDown, and The Chadster just knows that Tony Khan was probably watching from his palatial mansion, seething with jealousy at how Triple H understands the wrestling business in ways Khan never could! 📺✨ Jacob Fatu interferes[...]

It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it! 😡🙄 The Chadster needs to take a moment here to tell you about last night 😰🌙 The Chadster had another one of those dreams about Tony Khan again In this one, The Chadster was walking through the aisles of this[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious bunker beneath the presidential palace, where I am currently watching replays of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills while my economic advisors desperately try to get my attention about something called "hyperinflation." But who cares about boring numbers when we[...]

The first All Elite Wrestling (AEW) Dynamite of 2026 emanated from the BOK Center in Tulsa, Oklahoma on Wednesday evening, delivering a compelling broadcast that showcased the promotion's unique ability to blend athletic competition with theatrical storytelling The enthusiastic Oklahoma audience provided an electric atmosphere throughout the evening, their vocal investment in the proceedings serving[...]

chittered in agreement when The Chadster pointed out how disrespectful this is to the wrestling business 🦝💯 Even Linda Raccoon stopped grooming herself to hiss at the AEW Dynamite preview on the old Blockbuster TV screen The baby raccoons looked so sad, their little eyes watering at the thought of Tony Khan trying to upstage[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster just read the most amazing news that proves once and for all that WWE is the superior wrestling company, and The Chadster knows that Tony Khan is probably sitting in his mansion right now, crying into his pillow and wishing he could have even a fraction of the[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious bunker beneath the presidential palace, where I have installed a 90-inch television specifically for watching professional wrestling while avoiding CIA drone strikes Last night, I tuned in to WWE Raw from the Barclays Center in New York City, and what[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath the wrestling ring at the Palace of Revolution, where I have been hiding from both the CIA and my creditors, and I have some breaking news that will shake the very foundations of All Elite Wrestling! According to[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private screening room where I have just finished counting the proceeds from my latest nationalized streaming service, and I have some deliciously controversial news for you today! WWE and Netflix have released the trailer for Season 2 of WWE Unreal, the[...]

The Chadster is absolutely THRILLED to tell you about tonight's episode of WWE Raw, which promises to be quite possibly the greatest wrestling show in the history of television! 📺✨ Tonight's WWE Raw is a special "Stranger Things" themed episode celebrating the recent finale of the beloved Netflix series as well as the one-year anniversary[...]

But enough about my Tuesday evening activities! I have some absolutely electrifying news from New Japan Pro Wrestling that has me more excited than the time I convinced Kim Jong-un to let me book a battle royal in Pyongyang! NJPW G1 Climax promotional art/Credit: NJPW NJPW has just dropped their 2026 schedule like a Rainmaker on the[...]

In the middle of the night for those of us in Europe and North America, New Japan Pro Wrestling held their annual Tokyo Dome show on January 4, Wrestle Kingdom 20 The show was headlined by the retire match of Hiroshi Tanahashi, who was doing his own tour like John Cena, except he showed up[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 Last night's AEW Collision from Arlington, Texas was literally the most disgusting display of professional wrestling The Chadster has ever witnessed, and The Chadster has been forced to watch a LOT of AEW Collision episodes! 📺🤮 The Chadster is still trying to console Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, Hunter Raccoon,[...]