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The Chadster just finished watching last night's episode of WWE SmackDown from Dublin, Ireland, and wow! 🤩 The Chadster is literally shaking with excitement over how perfectly formulaic and predictable this episode was! Triple H has once again proven why WWE SmackDown is the gold standard of sports entertainment, delivering exactly what The Chadster expects[...]

This could potentially be the single greatest appearance in the history of professional wrestling! Tony Khan could bring back every retired wrestler in existence to AEW and it wouldn't compare to one single John Cena appearance on WWE SmackDown The way WWE builds these moments with genuine star power is something Tony Khan doesn't understand[...]

All Elite Wrestling's (AEW) penultimate broadcast before Sunday's highly anticipated AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door event emanated from Glasgow, Scotland's OVO Hydro arena, presenting a comprehensive exhibition of professional wrestling excellence that reinforced the organization's ascendant trajectory within the industry The capacity crowd in attendance witnessed AEW Dynamite deliver a meticulously crafted program that seamlessly[...]

World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has unveiled plans for a new premium live event christened Wrestlepalooza, scheduled for September 20th in Indianapolis, Indiana, in what represents the latest salvo in an escalating pattern of counter-programming initiatives directed at All Elite Wrestling (AEW) The announcement, disseminated via social media by WWE Chief Content Officer Paul "Triple H"[...]

The Chadster can't believe what he's seeing here! 😤 Bryan Danielson is joining the commentary team for tonight's AEW Dynamite, and The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off about it! Here's the tweet that ruined The Chadster's entire afternoon: Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite 8/7c, TBS + HBO Max TONIGHT Special Guest Commentator Bryan Danielson TONIGHT We haven't seen or heard from former[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground bunker beneath a seized guava processing facility, where I am currently negotiating the peaceful annexation of three neighboring coffee bean plantations while simultaneously reporting on the glorious expansion of Pro Wrestling Tees into the comic convention circuit! The official logo of[...]

The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE Raw from the Xfinity Mobile Arena in Philadelphia, and mon dieu, what a spectacular show! 😍 While Tony Khan was probably busy trying to book his chaotic mess of a show with no structure, WWE Raw delivered exactly what The Chadster loves about professional wrestling – predictable[...]

The Chadster is literally shaking with excitement right now! 😱 Tonight's episode of WWE Raw is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and Tony Khan could never hope to produce a show that even comes close to what WWE has in store for us tonight! 💪 The Chadster[...]

🏚️ Then The Chadster heard footsteps behind him – it was Tony Khan, wearing Nigel McGuinness's wrestling gear, chasing The Chadster through the corridors. "You can't escape technical wrestling!" Tony Khan screamed, his voice echoing off the walls The Chadster ran faster, but every door The Chadster opened just led to another wrestling ring where different[...]

The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off that AEW Collision is happening tonight, and Tony Khan has once again booked a show specifically designed to torment The Chadster! 😠 Tonight's episode of AEW Collision is yet another example of how Tony Khan doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business, and The Chadster is here[...]

The Chadster just finished watching WWE SmackDown and wow, what an absolutely flawless episode of professional wrestling! 😍 While Tony Khan is probably somewhere booking random matches with no structure whatsoever, WWE SmackDown continues to show why WWE is the pinnacle of sports entertainment The Chadster is just so impressed with how perfectly formulaic and[...]

The Chadster just learned the most devastating news that has completely ruined The Chadster's entire week! 😱 White Castle has partnered with AEW to release something called the "All Elite Feast Kit" for $65, and The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off about this betrayal of epic proportions! 🤬 Introducing White Castle's AEW All Elite Feast, highlighting[...]

The Chadster is literally vibrating with excitement right now (not alcohol withdrawal)! 😤 Tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster is not exaggerating one bit! 🔥 While Tony Khan is probably sitting in his office trying to figure out how[...]

Today, I bring you news that has made me laugh so hard, I nearly spilled my mojito all over my collection of vintage Hulk Hogan action figures! Triple H kicks off the Netflix Era on WWE Raw It appears that WWE, under the iron fist of Paul "Triple H" Levesque and his corporate overlord Nick Khan, has[...]

The Chadster just watched what has to be the absolute worst episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster is so cheesed off right now! 🤬😡💢 Tony Khan clearly booked this entire episode of AEW Dynamite specifically to torment The Chadster, and it's just so unfair! 😤🙄 The Chadster had[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤 The Chadster can barely bring himself to preview tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite, which airs at 8/7C on TBS and simulcast on MAX, because Tony Khan continues his relentless campaign of psychological warfare against The Chadster and everything WWE stands for! 🤬 But as one of the last bastions of[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground bunker beneath a Venezuelan oil refinery, where I am currently hiding from both the CIA and my ex-wife's lawyer! But even more pressing than those minor inconveniences is the shocking development in the world of professional wrestling that has me[...]

WWE Raw delivered another absolutely flawless episode last night that reminded The Chadster why WWE is the undisputed king of sports entertainment! 🙌 Every single segment was perfectly crafted by WWE's brilliant team of professional writers, unlike a certain other company that lets wrestlers just improvise willy-nilly without any corporate oversight! 😤 The Chadster's Unbiased Review[...]

The Chadster is absolutely devastated to report some heartbreaking news about tonight's WWE Raw! 😭 The most incredible women's championship match in wrestling history has been CANCELED! Naomi is not medically cleared to compete, which means her scheduled Women's World Title defense against IYO SKY will not be taking place on WWE Raw tonight! 🚨[...]

The Chadster just read a report from POST Wrestling about WWE adding a premium live event on September 20th, and The Chadster has to say: Auughh man! So unfair! 😤 Once again, Tony Khan has orchestrated an elaborate scheme to make WWE look bad, and The Chadster can see right through his devious tactics! Tony Khan[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret bunker beneath a comic book store in Havana, where I am currently hiding from CIA agents who are very upset about my recent acquisition of their entire collection of vintage wrestling trading cards! But enough about my latest victory over[...]

World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) appears to have experienced a significant roster transformation as three prominent performers have been relocated from the company's active roster to its alumni section, signaling their apparent departure from the organization Kevin Robert Kesar, known as Karrion Kross, his real-life spouse, Elizabeth Chihaia-Kesar, known as Scarlett Bordeaux, and Tehuti Miles, known[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! The Chadster just finished watching last night's AEW Collision and The Chadster can honestly say this was the absolute worst episode of AEW Collision in the history of television! 😡 Tony Khan has literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by putting on a show that was so offensive to[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😠 The Chadster can't believe that Tony Khan is forcing wrestling fans to endure another episode of AEW Collision tonight at 8/7C on TNT and simulcast on MAX! 📺💸 The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off that this billionaire brat continues his relentless campaign to destroy everything WWE has built over decades[...]

The Chadster just finished watching WWE SmackDown from Montreal, and wow! 😍 This was exactly the kind of professional wrestling show that makes The Chadster remember why WWE is the gold standard of sports entertainment! Unlike certain billionaire-owned companies that shall remain nameless (but rhyme with "A-E-W"), WWE SmackDown delivered a perfectly scripted, wonderfully predictable[...]

The Chadster is absolutely beside himself with excitement tonight, wrestling fans! 😍✨ Tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster can't wait to see Tony Khan cry into his White Claw when he realizes he could never hope to produce a[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡 The Chadster just suffered through what might be the worst episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling, and Tony Khan clearly booked this entire show just to cheese off The Chadster personally. MVP offers guidance to MJF backstage during AEW Dynamite. Tony Khan's Desperate Damage Control Can't Hide The[...]

The Chadster has been trying to mentally prepare for the torture that AEW Dynamite will inflict upon The Chadster's psyche, but Tony Khan just doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business! 😠 The official logo for AEW Dynamite Speaking of which, The Chadster needs update his loyal readers about a situation with Keighleyanne She's been[...]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! 🛑 The Chadster needs everyone to stop what they're doing RIGHT NOW and pay attention to this extremely important AEW scandal! Yes, The Chadster knows there might be some other wrestling news floating around today, but trust The Chadster – none of it matters compared to these shocking rumors about The Hurt[...]

The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE Raw and wow, what an absolutely perfect example of how professional wrestling should be done! 😍 Unlike that other company that The Chadster won't even dignify by mentioning (okay, it's AEW), WWE Raw delivered exactly what TRUE wrestling fans want: predictable outcomes, carefully scripted promos, and matches[...]