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Welcome, true wrestling fans! 🎉 The Chadster is here to tell you about what may very well be the most incredible, most spectacular, most perfectly-crafted episode of professional wrestling television that has ever been broadcast in the history of the business! 🙌 That's right, WWE SmackDown airs tonight at 8 ET/7 CT on USA Network,[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😤💢 The Chadster has to report on what was quite possibly the worst episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling, and it literally came during WrestleMania season! 🎭🤼‍♂️ This should be a time when all wrestling fans come together to celebrate WWE's glorious showcase of the immortals, but[...]

CT on TBS and streaming on HBO Max, and even these innocent woodland creatures can sense the disturbance in the wrestling business that Tony Khan is about to unleash! 😰😱😨 Tune in for AEW Dynamite tonight at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done[...]

¡Saludos, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious media monitoring bunker deep beneath the Palace of Revolutionary Truth, where I have just finished explaining to my state-run television critics why every government program receives a mandatory A-plus rating! And speaking of sensitive reactions to criticism, I have some[...]

🦝💪🛡️ The Chadster has trained these loyal raccoons well to recognize the threat that Tony Khan poses to everything good about professional wrestling But The Chadster digresses Let's talk about how absolutely PERFECT WWE Raw was last night! 🎉✨🏆 First of all, The Chadster needs to address the absolutely BRILLIANT opening segment with Seth Rollins and[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster can't even sit down to preview what is guaranteed to be the greatest episode of WWE Raw in television history without Tony Khan literally stabbing The Chadster right in the back by announcing his pathetic copycat streaming service the same day as a WWE show! 🙄 The Chadster's[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW), the professional wrestling organization founded in 2019, has officially unveiled MyAEW.com, a comprehensive streaming platform developed in partnership with technology company Kiswe The service, which launched on March 9, 2026, provides fans outside the United States and Canada with direct access to live and on-demand wrestling content, representing a significant expansion[...]

Raccoon threw an entire VHS copy of WrestleMania XVII at the television during the opening match, and The Chadster doesn't blame him one bit! 🦝💢 Konosuke Takeshita and Jon Moxley get in each others' faces on AEW Collision. The show opened with FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) defending the AEW World Tag Team Championship against The[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury yacht currently anchored off the coast of Venezuela (the CIA thinks I'm in Paraguay, haw haw haw!), and I have just witnessed the most shockingly predictable event in professional wrestling history on WWE SmackDown! Yes, my friends, as everyone expected,[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath the presidential palace, where I am currently hiding from both the CIA and my own wrestling booking committee after they pitched me a six-month storyline involving a dance-off But enough about my troubles – let us discuss the[...]

He said to me, "Presidente, sometimes the best idea is to have no ideas at all." I thought he was talking about his economic policy, but perhaps he was giving me insight into the wrestling business! Now, this was actually James' second tour of duty on the WWE creative team, having previously held the head writer[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 Last night's AEW Dynamite from El Paso, Texas was literally the worst episode of wrestling television The Chadster has ever been forced to endure, and The Chadster has watched a lot of wrestling from his new home inside this abandoned Blockbuster Video store 📺🏚️ The Chadster sat there with Vincent[...]

😠😤 You see, Tony Khan is putting a championship match on regular television instead of saving it for a premium live event where the Saudi Arabian government could properly fund and benefit from the spectacle! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it WWE knows that championships[...]

The Chadster is sitting here in the abandoned Blockbuster Video, still buzzing from what was absolutely the greatest episode of WWE Raw The Chadster has ever witnessed, and The Chadster needs every single one of you to understand that this is coming from a place of completely objective, unbiased wrestling journalism 📰✅ Last night's WWE[...]

he Chadster is absolutely THRILLED to tell you all about tonight's episode of WWE Raw, which promises to be the single greatest wrestling show ever produced in the history of television! 📺✨ The Chadster has been preparing all day in The Chadster's abandoned Blockbuster headquarters with Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and the baby raccoons[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private box at the Estadio de la Revolución, where I am currently watching old VHS tapes of classic tag team wrestling while my finance minister counts the weekly protection money And let me tell you, I have some absolutely glorious news[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster can't believe what Tony Khan did last night with AEW Collision going head-to-head with WWE Elimination Chamber! While WWE fans were trying to enjoy a premium live event on ESPN Unlimited (which only costs like $79.99 per month, a completely reasonable price for real wrestling fans), Tony Khan[...]

Times when one should perhaps remain in secure locations with multiple exits and anti-aircraft capabilities—I MEAN, times when one should enjoy the wrestling from the comfort of their regular, non-fortified living spaces! Yes! That is what I meant! Now, as for the Elimination Chamber match itself—what a spectacle! The match began with Cody Rhodes and Je'Von[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious poolside cabana— I mean, from my completely above-ground presidential palace, and definitely not from my reinforced underground bunker where I am absolutely not hiding tonight for reasons that are completely unrelated to anything happening in the geopolitical sphere! The air[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my reinforced underground bunker—er, I mean, my luxurious palace media room—and let me tell you, what a way to kick off WWE Elimination Chamber! Tonight has been a most interesting evening, and not just because of the spectacular wrestling action we are[...]

If there is one thing I have learned from my various battles with the CIA, it's this: when everyone gathers in one place to argue about who will get the glory, someone always ends up unconscious in an ambulance! The first match of SmackDown saw Uncle Howdy defeat Solo Sikoa with the Sister Abigail to reclaim[...]

You see, they tried to infiltrate my government last year by sending in agents disguised as wrestling journalists I caught them because they kept asking suspiciously specific questions about my missile defense systems during press conferences about lucha libre So what did I do? I gave them fake information wrapped in real wrestling news! "Yes,[...]

Let's get to the card, because WWE Elimination Chamber is going to be the greatest premium live event in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster is here to give you the only truly unbiased preview you'll find anywhere on the internet 📰✅ CM Punk defends the World Heavyweight Championship against Finn Bálor 🏆🔥 WWE Elimination[...]

"El Presidente," he said to me while we were enjoying some Premium Korean BBQ, or as he calls it, BBQ, in his underground palace, "the go-home show is like the final propaganda broadcast before a glorious military parade – you must make the people BELIEVE!" And believe me, comrades, tonight's SmackDown is going to make[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster just endured what can only be described as the absolute WORST episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling, and Tony Khan needs to know that he's literally destroyed everything good about the wrestling business! 📺💔 The Chadster watched last night's AEW Dynamite from inside The[...]

Tony Khan is about to subject the wrestling world to another two excruciating hours of AEW Dynamite, and even innocent woodland creatures can feel the disturbance in the force! 😰😰😰 Tune in for AEW Dynamite tonight at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done[...]

Gunther wasn't out there doing flippy moves or pandering to the crowd like some AEW wrestler who doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business No, Gunther was interfering with commentary's sacred mission of spoonfeeding stories to the audience through carefully rehearsed catchphrases, which is exactly how professional wrestling is supposed to work 💯[...]

Raccoon even brought The Chadster half of a perfectly good hot dog he found behind the old Pizza Hut, which The Chadster is saving to enjoy during the main segments! 🌭 The official logo for WWE Raw on Netflix But even as The Chadster prepares for what will undoubtedly be the most incredible episode of WWE Raw[...]

WWE 2K26 has a new ringside report out this week detailing what players can expect from the new and improve areas of The Island

Raccoon was so upset during tonight's AEW Collision that he knocked over an entire display of Space Jam VHS tapes! 📼💥 Linda Raccoon started chittering angrily and threw popcorn kernels at the TV screen! 🍿😠 Even little Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shane Raccoon were banging their tiny raccoon heads against the wall in frustration![...]