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Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my gold-plated hot tub where I am entertaining several WWE executives who insist they are not here to recruit talent! Ha ha! I joke, comrades… or do I? Today, I bring you explosive news that will surely rock the wrestling world to[...]

The Chadster is absolutely dreading having to preview 😫 tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite, but The Chadster's commitment to unbiased wrestling journalism requires such sacrifices 📝 Tony Khan has once again assembled a card for AEW Dynamite that seems specifically designed to cheese The Chadster off, and quite frankly, it's LITERALLY stabbing Triple H right[...]

What an absolutely incredible episode of WWE Raw The Chadster had the pleasure of watching this afternoon! 😍 💯 🔥 Triple H and the creative team knocked it out of the park once again with a show that demonstrated exactly what professional wrestling should be! 🏆 John Cena cuts an electrifying promo on WWE Raw in[...]

The Chadster is absolutely THRILLED 😍 to preview tonight's episode of WWE Raw, which will be broadcasting from Glasgow, Scotland at a special time of 4 ET/1 PT on Netflix! This is going to be one of those episodes of WWE Raw that wrestling fans will be talking about for generations to come, and The[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, El Presidente, reporting to you live from my solid gold jacuzzi where I am currently entertaining several representatives from the World Wrestling Entertainment corporation who thought they were coming for a diplomatic mission but are now participating in my weekly underwater wrestling exhibition! The things people will do for trade[...]

Hello, wrestling fans! The Chadster is here to give you the most objective, unbiased recap of last night's absolutely PERFECT episode of WWE SmackDown! 🙌 The Chadster doesn't understand why anyone would watch anything else when WWE SmackDown delivers this kind of quality every single week! 📺 Seth Rollins during a post-show brawl at WWE SmackDown[...]

Hello, true wrestling fans! The Chadster is here to give you the most objective, unbiased preview of tonight's WWE SmackDown that you'll find anywhere on the internet! 🙌 💯 🔥 And boy oh boy, does The Chadster have a lot to be excited about, because tonight's WWE SmackDown looks like it might literally be the[...]

Last night, AEW Dynamite once again proved why it is literally the worst wrestling show on television! 😖 The Chadster had to suffer through yet another episode of Tony Khan's vanity project, and The Chadster is completely cheesed off about it! 😠 Despite the pain and personal torment, The Chadster only watches AEW Dynamite because[...]

😭 Auughh man! So unfair! Tony Khan just won't stop trying to ruin The Chadster's life with his ridiculous wrestling program that just doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business 😤 AEW Dynamite will be airing tonight at 8pm ET/7pm CT on TBS and streaming on MAX, but The Chadster is begging you[...]

Hello wrestling fans! 👋 The Chadster is here to give you the most unbiased recap of WWE Raw from Brussels, Belgium that you'll find anywhere on the internet! 🇧🇪 And wow, what an absolutely incredible show it was! 🔥 Triple H and the creative team have once again demonstrated why WWE Raw is the premier[...]

And let me tell you, the waffles in Brussels are almost as sweet as the socialist revolution, but not quite as delicious as the drama that unfolded on WWE Raw today involving the one and only John Cena! John Cena addresses the crowd at WWE Raw in Brussels, explaining his surprising heel turn. As all good comrades[...]

This is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it In WWE, heels cheat to win matches in a proper, sports-entertainment approved way, not this indie-style garbage! 😠😠😠 Then Toni Storm cut some bizarre promo about shark soup that made The Chadster want to throw his White Claw seltzer[...]

Tonight's episode of AEW Collision will feature several matches that are just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 🤬 The Chadster doesn't understand why Tony Khan continues this vendetta against The Chadster, but The Chadster will not be silent about it! 📣 Tonight on AEW Collision: FTR faces[...]

Hello true wrestling fans! 😎 The Chadster is here to tell you all about last night's absolutely incredible episode of WWE SmackDown, which was so amazing that The Chadster literally can't even right now! 🔥 The show took place in Barcelona, Spain, and wow, did those European fans know how to appreciate real wrestling! 👏[...]

The Chadster is absolutely PUMPED 🔥🔥🔥 to tell you all about tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown, which is guaranteed to be the greatest episode of professional wrestling television EVER produced! 👑 Unlike those other wrestling shows that air on Wednesdays and Saturdays, WWE SmackDown consistently delivers the kind of sports entertainment that respects the business[...]

🏆 Omega talking about facing "the best" is so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 🤦‍♂️ Next up was Samoa Joe, Katsuyori Shibata, and Hook in a trios match against jobbers nobody has ever heard of 😒 They won easily, which proves AEW doesn't understand how to build stars[...]

🏆 🎤 🌏 That match was so hard-hitting and technically proficient, which isn't what wrestling is supposed to be about! Real wrestling, like what Triple H produces in WWE, is about entertainment and storytelling, not just moves and intensity It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground wrestling ring where I force captured CIA agents to perform as jobbers for my personal entertainment! Today, I bring you magnificent news about the upcoming ESPN Original Series starring WWE royalty Stephanie McMahon that I told you about earlier this year! Stephanie[...]

Last night's WWE Raw from Madison Square Garden was absolute perfection, which is exactly what The Chadster expects from the greatest wrestling company in the world! 🙌🏻 Unlike a certain Jacksonville-based "wrestling" promotion that shall remain unnamed (it's AEW), WWE Raw actually knows how to deliver a proper wrestling show that respects the business 🏆💼 Roman[...]

Hello, true wrestling fans! The Chadster is here to give you all the juicy details about tonight's episode of WWE Raw, but first, The Chadster needs to update you loyal readers on what happened last night 😩😭😱 As The Chadster's loyal readers know, Tony Khan really stuck it to The Chadster last night during AEW's Revolution[...]

The Chadster is reporting from jail right now 😡 because Tony Khan and his AEW cronies have once again LITERALLY STABBED TRIPLE H RIGHT IN THE BACK with their so-called wrestling show! 🤬 The Chadster had to suffer through watching AEW Revolution end with the most ridiculous main event The Chadster has ever seen, and[...]

Kenny Omega has defeated Konosuke Takeshita to become the new AEW International Champion at Revolution, and The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off about it! 🤬 This match was just another example of how Tony Khan doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business 😤 The Chadster can't believe that Tony Khan would book a[...]

🙄 This Falls Count Anywhere match between Storm and May featured glass, blood, tables, and violence that has no place in professional wrestling unless it's carefully sanitized and presented at WWE Extreme Rules 💯 The violence was completely unnecessary, with both women bleeding profusely from their foreheads like they were trying to recreate some kind of[...]

Both matches were absolutely terrible and showed zero understanding of what professional wrestling should be 😠🤮💩 But now The Chadster has to talk about the AEW World Tag Team Championship match, which might have been the worst offense yet! 🤬 The Hurt Syndicate (Bobby Lashley and Shelton Benjamin) defended against The Outrunners (Truth Magnum and Turbo[...]

😖 The way they were doing all those technical moves and submissions instead of proper WWE-style entertainment wrestling was just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 💔 The match started with dancing of all things and then quickly devolved into a technical display that bore absolutely no resemblance[...]

😠 Tony Khan just doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business, and last night's show proved it yet again! 🙄 The Chadster had to suffer through this nonsense while drinking White Claws just to numb the pain 🍹 Harley Cameron celebrates victory on AEW Collision AEW Collision Unbiased Review AEW Collision started with Samoa Joe, Katsuyori[...]

The Chadster is here with the most objective, unbiased preview of AEW Revolution that you'll find anywhere on the internet! 😤 💯 🏆 As one of the only truly unbiased journalists in professional wrestling today, The Chadster feels it's his professional duty to cover AEW Revolution tonight, even though just thinking about it makes The[...]

The Chadster is absolutely beside himself right now, because tonight's AEW Collision is just another example of how Tony Khan is trying to destroy everything good about professional wrestling 😡 💔 🤬 The Chadster doesn't even want to write this preview, but as one of the only truly unbiased journalists in wrestling media, The Chadster[...]

The Chadster is absolutely thrilled 🥰 to bring you this recap of last night's absolutely AMAZING episode of WWE SmackDown! Triple H has once again proven why WWE SmackDown is the gold standard of professional wrestling entertainment, unlike what Tony Khan tries to pass off as wrestling over at AEW 🤮 LA Knight celebrates his US[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, El Presidente, reporting to you live from my gold-plated hot tub where I am soaking away the soreness from my latest arm-wrestling victory over Kim Jong-un That man has surprisingly strong wrists for someone who spends so much time waving at military parades! But enough about my dictatorial recreation —[...]