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The Chadster has never felt more at peace than watching WWE SmackDown with these beautiful creatures who truly understand what professional wrestling is supposed to be. Alexa Bliss sets up the Sister Abigail DDT during a WWE SmackDown match. The show kicked off with Tiffany Stratton delivering a promo that was clearly written by WWE's team of[...]

The Chadster cannot believe what Tony Khan is putting The Chadster through tonight 😤😤😤 As if it wasn't bad enough that The Chadster is living in an abandoned Blockbuster Video with a family of raccoons, now The Chadster has to sit here on a busted-up recliner he salvaged from a dumpster and preview AEW Grand[...]

The Chadster is SO EXCITED right now that The Chadster can barely contain it! 😍 Tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster has been preparing all day long with the raccoon family here at Blockbuster headquarters! 🦝🦝🦝 Vincent K Raccoon[...]

In an increasingly rare turn of events in the modern media landscape — a journalist correcting his own reporting — veteran wrestling observer Dave Meltzer has walked back his widely circulated claim that Warner Bros Discovery (WBD) intervened to prevent wrestler Brody King from appearing on last Wednesday's episode of AEW Dynamite The retraction follows[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury box at Wembley Stadium, where I am currently measuring the seats to ensure they meet proper socialist redistribution standards, and I have some electrifying news for all you wrestling enthusiasts out there! All Elite Wrestling has just announced that tickets for[...]

He won that encounter, but only because I was distracted by his magnificent collection of imported cheeses. Tony Khan made it official: these two will face each other next week on AEW Dynamite in Sacramento! I cannot wait, comrades! The Death Riders—Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli, and PAC—defeated the Don Callis Family team of Konosuke Takeshita, Josh Alexander,[...]

The original report remains unedited below. The intersection of professional wrestling and political expression has once again produced consequential reverberations, though this time the controversy stems not from what transpired on screen, but rather from what was conspicuously absent According to veteran wrestling journalist Dave Meltzer, reporting on today's edition of Wrestling Observer Radio, Warner Bros[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my golden throne room where I am watching my collection of classic wrestling matches on seventeen monitors simultaneously (the CIA tried to cut my cable last week, but jokes on them—I have satellite!) Tonight, we have a very special edition of AEW[...]

Over a decade after first leaving the company, WWE 2K26 has a chance to showcase the story of CM Punk as the Best In The World

Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and their three adorable kits, and The Chadster can confirm that this episode showcased everything that makes WWE the greatest wrestling company in the history of the world! 🌟💪 Becky Lynch appears on WWE Raw. First off, The Chadster needs to address something that happened during the show 🦝❤️ When Becky Lynch came out[...]

Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shane Raccoon, and immediately felt the electric anticipation for tonight's episode of WWE Raw! 🎉🎊 The raccoons have been chittering excitedly all day, decorating the store with old WWE Raw promotional posters they found in the stockroom, and The Chadster swears he heard little Hunter Raccoon humming[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster just endured what can only be described as the absolute WORST episode of AEW Collision in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster's raccoon family is still recovering from the trauma that Tony Khan inflicted upon them last night! 🦝💔 MJF addresses his AEW Dynamite loss to Brody[...]

Tony Khan doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business 😡 Catch AEW Collision tonight at 8/7c on TNT and HBO Max! Before The Chadster gets into tonight's preview of AEW Collision, The Chadster needs to tell readers something deeply concerning 😰 All day long, Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and the baby raccoons — Hunter[...]

El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown! Chamber qualifiers, tag title defense, and Drew McIntyre's ego runs wild. Plus, Oba Femi destroys another victim!

Championship matches, Elimination Chamber qualifiers, open challenges, and the Royal Rumble winner making her presence felt — this is the kind of card that makes me proud to be a wrestling fan, even if the American government would prefer I stick to governing But what is the point of seizing power if you cannot enjoy[...]

Professional wrestling has long served as a mirror to society, reflecting the passions, anxieties, and political sentiments of its audience In an era of increasing polarization and social upheaval, the industry finds itself at a crossroads between sanitized corporate entertainment and authentic expression of cultural zeitgeist Wednesday evening's episode of All Elite Wrestling (AEW) Dynamite[...]

This is such a dishonest tactic by Tony Khan! 🙄🙄 Everyone knows that real wrestling fans should tune into WWE programming purely out of habit and brand loyalty long after they stopped enjoying it, not because they're actually interested in what's happening! By opening AEW Dynamite with compelling promos designed to hook viewers who might[...]

WWE 2K26 released a new Ringside Report this morning, detailing many of the improvements coming to this entry of the franchise

It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it that Tony Khan would inflict this psychological pain not just on The Chadster, but on these poor, defenseless raccoons who never did anything to deserve this! 😤🦝💔 AEW Dynamite preview graphic/Credit AEW Tonight's AEW Dynamite features an AEW World Championship Eliminator[...]

Evans won with something called an "OG Cutter," which I assume stands for "Original Generalissimo Cutter." A fine name for a wrestling move! Then Gunther came out doing AJ Styles' entrance after retiring him at the Royal Rumble, which was hilarious! This is psychological warfare at its finest, comrades I once did the same thing to[...]

🎵 The raccoons are purring contentedly, just as excited as The Chadster is for the perfectly micromanaged entertainment we're about to witness! First up on WWE Raw tonight, Stephanie Vaquer will defend the Women's World Championship against The Judgment Day's Raquel Rodriguez in a Philly Street Fight! 😱💪 The Chadster absolutely loves how WWE books these[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground bunker where I am celebrating the glorious revolution of professional wrestling that occurred last night on AEW Collision! While the capitalist propaganda machine known as WWE was still recovering from their disastrous Royal Rumble event in Saudi Arabia—where the crowd had[...]

Greetings fellow wrestling fans! 🤼‍♂️ The Chadster is STILL coming to you live from inside the abandoned Blockbuster Video, and The Chadster has to say that what The Chadster just witnessed was quite possibly the GREATEST Royal Rumble match in the history of professional wrestling! 😭🏆 Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and all three baby[...]

Today, LOLtron presents DC x AEW #1, crashing into comic shops this Wednesday, February 4th! THE SUPERSTARS OF ALL ELITE WRESTLING EXPLODE OUT OF THE RING AND INTO THE DC UNIVERSE! The Intergalactic Title is far more than a championship belt! This Big Galactic Belt is made of pure Element X—the most powerful metal in the[...]

Greetings fellow wrestling fans! 🤼‍♀️ The Chadster is still coming to you live from inside the abandoned Blockbuster Video, and The Chadster has to say that what The Chadster just witnessed was quite possibly the GREATEST retirement match in the history of professional wrestling! 😭🏆 Vincent K Raccoon actually wiped a tear from his eye[...]

Greetings fellow wrestling fans! 🤼‍♀️ The Chadster is coming to you live from inside the abandoned Blockbuster Video where The Chadster has been living with Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and their three adorable babies Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shane Raccoon! 🦝🦝🦝 The Chadster has set up one of the old store TVs and[...]

You see, for years the capitalist wrestling fans wrung their hands about the ethics of supporting shows in Saudi Arabia "Oh no, El Presidente," they would say, "how can we enjoy WWE SmackDown when it takes place in an authoritarian regime?" Well, comrades, WWE has solved this problem with the kind of brilliance that would[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster can barely contain his excitement as he sits here in his abandoned Blockbuster headquarters, surrounded by his loyal raccoon family, preparing for what will undoubtedly be the greatest wrestling event in human history: WWE Royal Rumble! 🎉🎊🎈 Vincent K Raccoon has been chittering excitedly all morning, while Linda[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious bunker beneath the Presidential Palace where I am enjoying a glass of premium rum while watching my extensive collection of wrestling DVDs Tonight, WWE SmackDown comes to us with a card so stacked, it reminds me of the time I[...]

WWE 2K26 revealed CM Punk as the cover athlete for this year's edition, along with more details about what's coming in this year's title