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See, this is what Tony Khan doesn't understand about the wrestling business – you need those commercial breaks right in the middle of the action, twice per match! It builds suspense when you come back and nothing important has happened! The way WWE SmackDown went to break and came back multiple times during this match[...]

The Chadster is absolutely trembling with excitement about tonight's WWE SmackDown, which is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time! 😍 While Tony Khan is probably sitting in his Jacksonville lair plotting new ways to cheese off The Chadster with his inferior product, WWE is about to deliver a[...]

🍺💔 Kenny Omega returned to team with Brodido against Josh Alexander and The Young Bucks, and The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off about it! 😤 These guys were just doing moves for the sake of doing moves, with no proper rest holds or commercial break considerations! The Chadster had to put a plastic bag over The[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! How could DC Comics partner with Tony Khan's vanity project instead of a real wrestling company like WWE? 😠 This is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it! AEW and DC Comics unite in an exciting crossover featuring your favorite superheroes and wrestlers. But wait,[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret underground bunker beneath a wrestling ring in Havana, where I am currently hiding from both the CIA and my former tag team partner, Kim Jong-un, who is still upset about that time I accidentally powerbombed him through his favorite propaganda[...]

The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE Raw and wow, what an absolutely perfect example of everything professional wrestling should be! 😍 While The Chadster had to hold his breath for extended periods to truly appreciate the subtle genius of WWE's booking (more on that later), every single moment of WWE Raw delivered exactly[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground wrestling training facility, where I am currently teaching my pet jaguar, Comandante Whiskers, how to perform a proper Five Knuckle Shuffle! But enough about my feline friend's wrestling career – we have earth-shattering news from the world of WWE that[...]

The Chadster is literally so amped up for tonight's WWE Raw that The Chadster has been choking himself out all day getting ready for it! 😵 Yeah, Keighleyanne is still forbidding The Chadster from drinking, which means The Chadster can't celebrate this epic WWE Raw in the proper fashion by chugging Seagram's Escapes Spiked, the[...]

The Chadster just endured what might be the absolute worst episode of AEW Collision in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off about it! 😡 Tony Khan has really outdone himself this time with booking decisions that are just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever[...]

😤 After last week's AEW All Out PPV, The Chadster has filed a formal complaint with the FCC about Tony Khan's flagrant anti-WWE activities and improper wrestling booking on AEW Collision, but they haven't responded yet and The Chadster is starting to think that his letter may have gotten lost in the mail 📝 The[...]

The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE SmackDown and wow, what a perfectly crafted episode of professional wrestling! 😍 The Chadster had to hold his breath for a full minute during the opening segment just to properly appreciate the brilliance of Paul Heyman's scripted promo, and when The Chadster came to, those purple spots[...]

The Chadster is here to tell everyone that tonight's WWE SmackDown is going to be the single most incredible episode of professional wrestling television ever broadcast! 😍 And The Chadster means that literally! Tony Khan could never in a million years produce a show that even comes close to what WWE SmackDown delivers every single[...]

It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it that Tony Khan lets wrestlers show their own personality! Moving on, the tag title match between Brodido and GOA was way too athletic! The Chadster had to put a plastic bag over his head for 60 seconds when Brody King[...]

Tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite from Pittsburgh is going to be another example of everything wrong with professional wrestling, and The Chadster is already feeling dizzy just thinking about it 🤢 And no, that's not from the oxygen deprivation The Chadster has been self-inflicting to get through these shows now that Keighleyanne won't let The[...]

The lack of oxygen really enhanced the experience of watching Penta win with that Canadian Destroyer! The way the camera missed Kingston's big spot through the table was actually brilliant directing – WWE knows we don't need to see every move clearly! That's just showing off, which is so disrespectful to the wrestling business and[...]

😤 The journalism part of ESPN is clearly on Tony Khan's payroll and biased against WWE! Auughh man! So unfair! How else could anyone explain giving anything less than a perfect score to WWE's superior product? 🙄 The official logo for WWE Raw on Netflix Now, let's talk about tonight's WWE Raw, which The Chadster can already[...]

They called the main event between Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre "surprisingly short" and said it "felt more like a main event of SmackDown than the headliner of a PLE." ¡Dios mío! When my Minister of Culture once suggested that our National Day parade was "a bit long," he mysteriously developed a sudden passion for[...]

If only they had a sign to point at. The REAL Truth About WWE WrestlePalooza and AEW All Out Scheduling 💯📅 Here's what actually happened: WWE has clearly been planning WrestlePalooza for this exact date since probably 2018, maybe even earlier – they were just waiting for the perfect streaming partner! 🤔 ESPN needed a huge event[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫 The Chadster had to suffer through AEW All Out last night from the Scotiabank Arena in Toronto, and Tony Khan once again proved that he doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business! 🙄 But that's not even the worst part of what The Chadster had to endure No,[...]

The Chadster is literally quivering with excitement right now! 😤💪 Tonight's WWE WrestlePalooza is going to be the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster can't wait to witness history unfold on ESPN! This inaugural Premium Live Event marks WWE's historic deal to bring truly premium content to wrestling fans through ESPN's[...]

He's booked another PPV specifically designed to cheese off The Chadster, and The Chadster has to say, he's succeeded beyond his wildest dreams! 🎯 Tonight's AEW All Out is a stacked card of high workrate matches featuring diverse wrestling styles and unpredictable outcomes that celebrate the sport of pro wrestling – which is literally the[...]

Comrades! ESPN created a discussion megathread for WrestlePalooza, then locked all comments after fans criticized ESPN and WWE's capitalist greed.

Tonight's WWE SmackDown is going to be the most incredible episode of professional wrestling television ever produced, and The Chadster can't wait to tell you all about it! 😍 WWE SmackDown is airing at 8 ET/7 CT on USA Network, and if you miss this show, you're basically telling the entire wrestling world that you[...]

All Elite Wrestling's AEW September to Remember emanated from Canada Life Place in London, Ontario, presenting a masterful exhibition of professional wrestling that served as the penultimate broadcast before this weekend's highly anticipated All Out pay-per-view The event demonstrated precisely why AEW continues to represent a refreshing alternative to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) in today's[...]

Image Comics has just announced Wrestle Heist, a five-issue miniseries from multiple Eisner Award-nominated cartoonist Kyle Starks and colorist Vladimir Popov, set to grapple its way into comic shops on December 17th. In Wrestle Heist, a former pro wrestler—who has a brush with death thanks to a crooked promoter—assembles a crew of fellow wrestlers he's screwed[...]

The Chadster can't believe what's happening tonight! 😱 AEW Dynamite: September to Remember is airing as a special three-hour episode, and Tony Khan has once again proven he doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business! The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off that AEW is using the September to Remember name, which is clearly[...]

WWE 2K25 has seven new wrestlers to add to the game,, as the Hall of Legends pack adds Goldberg, Victoria, Mark Henry, and more

The Chadster is sure whatever Cena said was absolutely fantastic and definitely didn't involve anyone problematic whatsoever! 👍 Lyra Valkyria appears backstage on WWE Raw. But let's talk about what The Chadster did see, starting with that incredible women's match between Roxanne Perez and Lyra Valkyria! The Chadster absolutely loved how WWE's producers carefully choreographed every moment[...]

The Chadster is absolutely quivering with excitement for tonight's WWE Raw, which might just be the most incredible episode of professional wrestling television ever produced! 😍 Tonight's WWE Raw promises to deliver entertainment that Tony Khan could only dream of booking if he understood even a single thing about the wrestling business! 🎯 The Chadster[...]

All Elite Wrestling's (AEW) Saturday night offering, AEW Collision, concluded its triumphant three-week residency at Philadelphia's historic 2300 Arena with an episode that exemplified the organization's progressive approach to professional wrestling storytelling The September 13, 2025 edition of AEW Collision demonstrated why this secondary program has become indispensable viewing for wrestling fans, presenting a sophisticated[...]