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Greetings, comrades! It is I, El Presidente, reporting to you live from my gold-plated hot tub where I am soaking away the soreness from my latest arm-wrestling victory over Kim Jong-un That man has surprisingly strong wrists for someone who spends so much time waving at military parades! But enough about my dictatorial recreation —[...]

The Chadster is absolutely BUZZING with excitement 🤩 for tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown, which is shaping up to be possibly the greatest professional wrestling show in the history of television! 📺 The lineup that Triple H has put together for this evening's WWE SmackDown is just so incredible that The Chadster can barely contain[...]

AEW Dynamite was on last night, and The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off about it! 😖 Tony Khan just doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business, and this episode proved it once again The Chadster had to suffer through two hours of this garbage just to bring you this unbiased review because The[...]

We now know most of the roster additions coming to WWE 2K25 after the game launches, with some awesome and also questionable choices

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my golden jacuzzi filled with the tears of capitalist oppressors, where I am enjoying a fine Cuban cigar while contemplating the future of professional wrestling! And what a future it could be if WWE embraces the glorious revolutionary spirit I witnessed at[...]

WWE Raw was absolutely perfect this week, and The Chadster couldn't be happier with how everything unfolded! 😍💯🔥 The show from Buffalo delivered everything a true wrestling fan could want, unlike what AEW tries to pass off as "professional wrestling." Let The Chadster break down why this was one of the best episodes of WWE[...]

The Chadster is literally beside himself right now! 😱 😱 😱 Tonight on WWE Raw, The Chadster witnessed what can only be described as the single greatest title match in the history of professional wrestling when Iyo Sky defeated Rhea Ripley to become the new Women's World Champion! 🏆 Rhea Ripley is no longer the champion[...]

The Chadster is absolutely PUMPED to preview tonight's episode of WWE Raw, which might just be the greatest episode of professional wrestling television ever produced in the history of the business! 🙌 After this weekend's absolutely PERFECT WWE Elimination Chamber premium live event, The Chadster can barely contain his excitement for what WWE Raw has[...]

🙄 This match was just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it The way they were doing actual tag team wrestling with tags and double team moves instead of just having random partners who hate each other? Auughh man! So unfair! 😠 And then Dax Harwood tried to[...]

😤 AEW's cage matches are just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 👎 The final three of Cena, Punk, and Rollins was absolutely epic! 🔥 The way they played on their history together showed the kind of multi-layered storytelling that only WWE can execute 📈 The callbacks to[...]

The Chadster can hardly contain The Chadster's excitement after watching WWE Elimination Chamber tonight! 🔥🔥 What an absolutely spectacular display of professional wrestling at its finest, with Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn putting on a clinic in how to properly execute an unsanctioned match 👏👏 This is exactly why WWE is the pinnacle of sports[...]

This is what AEW just doesn't understand about the wrestling business – creating true megastars that stand the test of time! When the action spilled outside the ring, The Chadster was on the edge of The Chadster's seat! 😲 The way all four women got involved showed such spectacular choreography and timing that you would NEVER[...]

😮🔥 But what happened next literally made The Chadster spill White Claw all over The Chadster's authentic WWE merchandise! 😱💦 Out of nowhere, Jade Cargill appeared and absolutely destroyed Naomi! 😲👊 The Chadster couldn't believe it! Jade Cargill, who hasn't been seen since her injury last November, returned with a vengeance and targeted the woman who[...]

The Chadster is absolutely BUZZING with excitement 🤩 for tonight's WWE Elimination Chamber premium live event! This might just be the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster isn't exaggerating one bit! 💯 Triple H has outdone himself yet again by putting together a card that is literally going to change the[...]

🙄 Swerve Strickland appears on AEW Dynamite AEW Dynamite: The Show Opens With Nonsense AEW Dynamite started with Cope arriving in an ambulance, which is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😠 Using ambulances as transportation instead of for legitimate medical emergencies? Tony Khan clearly doesn't understand a single[...]

😭 Tonight's AEW Dynamite is coming from Oceanside, California, which is just so disrespectful because California is where many great episodes of WWE Raw and WWE Smackdown have aired from in the past! 🏠 The audacity of Tony Khan to invade WWE territory like this is just another example of how he doesn't understand a[...]

The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to bring you this unbiased review of WWE Raw from Cincinnati! 🙌 WWE Raw continues to demonstrate why WWE is the pinnacle of professional wrestling entertainment, like a Skyline coney smothered in delicious chili and topped with a giant mound of cheddar cheese, unlike some other companies The Chadster could[...]

Professional wrestler and actor Ryan Nemeth has filed a lawsuit against All Elite Wrestling (AEW), Chief Executive Officer Tony Khan, and former AEW star Phil "CM Punk" Brooks, alleging assault and systematic career interference The legal filing reportedly submitted to the court on February 14, 2025, presents a series of allegations regarding backstage incidents and[...]

This match is going to be exactly what tag team wrestling should be – perfectly executed moves with proper tags and none of that spotfest nonsense that Tony Khan loves so much 🏆 The storytelling here is just chef's kiss perfect, unlike the random matches AEW throws together just to spite The Chadster. Speaking of perfect[...]

😨 The Chadster tried to escape in The Chadster's Mazda Miata, but Tony Khan had filled the engine with indie wrestling move sequences that completely violated the fundamentals of the business, as well as the laws of physics! 🚗 "This is for the sickos, Chad," Tony Khan whispered in The Chadster's ear, which was absolutely[...]

The Chadster has to say, last night's WWE SmackDown was exactly what professional wrestling should be, and The Chadster can't help but notice how much better it was than anything Tony Khan could ever produce with AEW Dynamite or AEW Rampage 💪 Cody Rhodes appears on WWE SmackDown First of all, The Chadster needs to get something[...]

The Chadster can hardly contain The Chadster's excitement about tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown, which is literally going to be the greatest wrestling show in the history of our sport! 🎉 Tony Khan is probably crying into his pillow right now knowing he could never, ever produce anything close to this level of sports entertainment[...]

This is not how you do wrestling promos – where were the scripted catchphrases and corporate sponsor mentions? The trios match with Samoa Joe, Shibata, and HOOK against Christian Cage's team was just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😤 Having actual martial arts-style strikes and technical wrestling[...]

¡Saludos, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my solid gold jacuzzi filled with the tears of capitalism, where I have just received most exciting news about AEW's future Double or Nothing plans that I must share with you! AEW Double or Nothing 2025 graphic Tony Khan, that crafty billionaire who somehow[...]

This kind of hardcore match is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it, but AEW probably considers what they do "wrestling," rather than the superior "storytelling" that WWE does 😡 Then there's Orange Cassidy facing Roderick Strong, and The Chadster has to point out how Strong literally stabbed[...]

Cole declared, and I quote: "That's why Netflix wanted us, Netflix understands that we're a storytelling entity first, we're not professional wrestling anymore, we haven't been for many years, we're an entertainment product." wipes tear from eye while adjusting military medals Ah, this takes me back to the good old days when my good friend Kim Jong-il[...]

pic.twitter.com/Pwfu0XLZ6x — MATT HARDY (@MATTHARDYBRAND) February 19, 2025 Not only that, but the announcement was made official by none other than Triple H himself! 👑 Two men who have re-defined tag-team wrestling for over 25 years The Hardy Boyz have reached the pinnacle of our industry (and often jumped off of it) to the amazement of fans worldwide… …and[...]

The Chadster was in the WWE Performance Center, teaching young wrestlers the proper way to do wrestling (no flips 👊), when suddenly Tony Khan burst through the wall riding a mechanical bull made entirely of Young Bucks action figures He chased The Chadster through the facility, throwing copies of the Wrestling Observer Newsletter at The[...]

The Chadster is literally shaking with excitement because tonight's episode of WWE Raw is shaping up to be the most incredible night of professional wrestling entertainment that has ever existed! 🎉 And you know what? The Chadster just knows this is going to cheese off Tony Khan so much, which makes it even better! 😎 WWE[...]

Greetings comrades! Your El Presidente reports on John Cena's final European conquest, featuring appearances in Brussels, Glasgow, and London. The CIA remains concerned!