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Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster just endured what can only be described as the absolute WORST episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling, and Tony Khan needs to know that he's literally destroyed everything good about the wrestling business! 📺💔 The Chadster watched last night's AEW Dynamite from inside The[...]

Tony Khan is about to subject the wrestling world to another two excruciating hours of AEW Dynamite, and even innocent woodland creatures can feel the disturbance in the force! 😰😰😰 Tune in for AEW Dynamite tonight at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done[...]

Gunther wasn't out there doing flippy moves or pandering to the crowd like some AEW wrestler who doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business No, Gunther was interfering with commentary's sacred mission of spoonfeeding stories to the audience through carefully rehearsed catchphrases, which is exactly how professional wrestling is supposed to work 💯[...]

Raccoon even brought The Chadster half of a perfectly good hot dog he found behind the old Pizza Hut, which The Chadster is saving to enjoy during the main segments! 🌭 The official logo for WWE Raw on Netflix But even as The Chadster prepares for what will undoubtedly be the most incredible episode of WWE Raw[...]

WWE 2K26 has a new ringside report out this week detailing what players can expect from the new and improve areas of The Island

Raccoon was so upset during tonight's AEW Collision that he knocked over an entire display of Space Jam VHS tapes! 📼💥 Linda Raccoon started chittering angrily and threw popcorn kernels at the TV screen! 🍿😠 Even little Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shane Raccoon were banging their tiny raccoon heads against the wall in frustration![...]

Raccoon kept looking at The Chadster with those little beady eyes, and The Chadster just knew what he was thinking: "Tony Khan is going to ruin wrestling again tonight, isn't he?" Even innocent woodland creatures can sense when AEW Collision is about to air, and they're terrified! 😰😰😰 Tony Khan is literally terrorizing raccoons now,[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a luxury underground bunker somewhere beneath the Florida Everglades — I cannot be more specific because the CIA has drones circling overhead — and I have just finished watching last night's episode of WWE SmackDown, which was so packed with action that[...]

WWE 2K26 drops a new video featuring Paul Heyman discussing some of the new changes to this year's version of MyRISE mode

The protracted legal battle between former World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) employee Janel Grant and former WWE Chairman Vince McMahon has entered a new phase, with both sides agreeing to a June hearing on the question of arbitration Meanwhile, Grant made her first public appearance this week, delivering an emotional address in which she alleged that[...]

Charlotte Flair is, of course, wrestling royalty — much like how I am political royalty, except I earned my position through the will of the people and definitely not through a questionable election process Nia Jax is a wrecking ball who could bulldoze her way through anyone, and Kiana James has something to prove This[...]

📼😡 Hangman Adam Page makes a startling promise on AEW Dynamite. Before The Chadster gets into this travesty of a wrestling show, The Chadster needs to tell readers about something that happened last night The Chadster was out behind the Blockbuster looking through the dumpster at the Arby's next door for some curly fries when The Chadster[...]

Democracy in action! Well, not really, but close enough for professional wrestling. The women's Elimination Chamber qualifying match on WWE Raw saw Asuka take on Bayley and Nattie in a triple threat that was solid throughout All three women had their moments, with Bayley hitting a sunset bomb into the corner and Nattie locking in the[...]

WWE 2K26 has revealed details to two more components, as we get a look at the Universe mode, as well as the creation options

Playmobil has a new set of figures and playset toys coming out this summer centered around the superstars and legends of WWE

Asuka brings the intensity, while Nattie represents the legacy of the Hart family, a dynasty almost as impressive as my own seventeen consecutive terms as El Presidente! But wait, there is more, comrades! AJ Lee will have words for Becky Lynch, the Intercontinental Champion who attacked Lee last week with the ferocity of a capitalist defending[...]

But never mind that, because I have some absolutely magnificent news for all you wrestling fans out there! The IInspiration appear at TNA Wrestling's Against All Odds 2025. The IInspiration—that's Jessie McKay and Cassie Lee for those of you who haven't been paying attention—have officially signed with All Elite Wrestling! The announcement came at the AEW House[...]

😡 The Chadster has never been more upset about a professional wrestling show, and that includes the time Vincent K Raccoon accidentally knocked a copy of WrestleMania X-Seven off the shelf and scratched it, causing The Chadster to literally cry for hours The Chadster had to comfort little Hunter Raccoon and Stephanie Raccoon, who were[...]

The Chadster has never felt more at peace than watching WWE SmackDown with these beautiful creatures who truly understand what professional wrestling is supposed to be. Alexa Bliss sets up the Sister Abigail DDT during a WWE SmackDown match. The show kicked off with Tiffany Stratton delivering a promo that was clearly written by WWE's team of[...]

The Chadster cannot believe what Tony Khan is putting The Chadster through tonight 😤😤😤 As if it wasn't bad enough that The Chadster is living in an abandoned Blockbuster Video with a family of raccoons, now The Chadster has to sit here on a busted-up recliner he salvaged from a dumpster and preview AEW Grand[...]

The Chadster is SO EXCITED right now that The Chadster can barely contain it! 😍 Tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster has been preparing all day long with the raccoon family here at Blockbuster headquarters! 🦝🦝🦝 Vincent K Raccoon[...]

In an increasingly rare turn of events in the modern media landscape — a journalist correcting his own reporting — veteran wrestling observer Dave Meltzer has walked back his widely circulated claim that Warner Bros Discovery (WBD) intervened to prevent wrestler Brody King from appearing on last Wednesday's episode of AEW Dynamite The retraction follows[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury box at Wembley Stadium, where I am currently measuring the seats to ensure they meet proper socialist redistribution standards, and I have some electrifying news for all you wrestling enthusiasts out there! All Elite Wrestling has just announced that tickets for[...]

He won that encounter, but only because I was distracted by his magnificent collection of imported cheeses. Tony Khan made it official: these two will face each other next week on AEW Dynamite in Sacramento! I cannot wait, comrades! The Death Riders—Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli, and PAC—defeated the Don Callis Family team of Konosuke Takeshita, Josh Alexander,[...]

The original report remains unedited below. The intersection of professional wrestling and political expression has once again produced consequential reverberations, though this time the controversy stems not from what transpired on screen, but rather from what was conspicuously absent According to veteran wrestling journalist Dave Meltzer, reporting on today's edition of Wrestling Observer Radio, Warner Bros[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my golden throne room where I am watching my collection of classic wrestling matches on seventeen monitors simultaneously (the CIA tried to cut my cable last week, but jokes on them—I have satellite!) Tonight, we have a very special edition of AEW[...]

Over a decade after first leaving the company, WWE 2K26 has a chance to showcase the story of CM Punk as the Best In The World

Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and their three adorable kits, and The Chadster can confirm that this episode showcased everything that makes WWE the greatest wrestling company in the history of the world! 🌟💪 Becky Lynch appears on WWE Raw. First off, The Chadster needs to address something that happened during the show 🦝❤️ When Becky Lynch came out[...]

Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shane Raccoon, and immediately felt the electric anticipation for tonight's episode of WWE Raw! 🎉🎊 The raccoons have been chittering excitedly all day, decorating the store with old WWE Raw promotional posters they found in the stockroom, and The Chadster swears he heard little Hunter Raccoon humming[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster just endured what can only be described as the absolute WORST episode of AEW Collision in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster's raccoon family is still recovering from the trauma that Tony Khan inflicted upon them last night! 🦝💔 MJF addresses his AEW Dynamite loss to Brody[...]