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Second stage: debate while arm wrestling Third stage: debate inside a cage match with folding chairs Fidel won because he brought brass knuckles to the cage, but I digress! The Miz came out to complain about his 2025 grievances, which I found very relatable Just last week, I was complaining about my own grievances – specifically,[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster can barely type these words without his hands trembling with righteous indignation, but The Chadster's commitment to unbiased wrestling journalism means The Chadster must preview tonight's episode of AEW Collision, even though every fiber of The Chadster's being is screaming not to! 😫🎤 AEW Collision promo graphic/Credit: AEW The Chadster[...]

Raccoon has been chittering excitedly all day, and even little Hunter Raccoon brought The Chadster a slightly moldy Pop-Tart this morning as a gift, which The Chadster is pretty sure means he's ready for some REAL wrestling! 🦝❤️ The official logo for WWE SmackDown Before The Chadster gets into what will surely be the greatest WWE SmackDown[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😤💢 The Chadster had what could have been the most beautiful New Year's Eve celebration ever organized in an abandoned Blockbuster Video with his adorable new raccoon family, and Tony Khan just HAD to ruin it with his latest assault on proper wrestling booking at AEW Dynamite New Year's Smash! 🤬😡 Nobody[...]

🎤😒 The problem here is that Tony Khan is going to let MJF just say whatever he wants without proper scripting or oversight! WWE would never let a champion just go out there and speak from the heart like some kind of loose cannon! 🙄 What if MJF says something unpredictable that makes fans actually[...]

Raccoon chittered SO loudly when Punk laid the title on the mat! 🦝👏 The Chadster doesn't speak raccoon (though he is learning), but The Chadster is pretty sure he was saying, "That's good ****, pal." The three-way Women's Championship match between Stephanie Vaquer, Nikki Bella, and Raquel Rodriguez was absolutely flawless! 💪💪 The Chadster loves how[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster has to write this preview of tonight's absolutely perfect episode of WWE Raw while still recovering from the trauma that Tony Khan inflicted upon The Chadster and The Chadster's raccoon family this past weekend with that terrible AEW World's End pay-per-view! 😡😡😡 The official logo for WWE Raw on[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW) concluded the year 2025 on an auspicious note, announcing the signing of two talented female wrestlers to the company's roster Hyan and Maya World, a tag team that has demonstrated considerable promise in recent months, were officially welcomed to the promotion via the customary "All Elite" graphic posted on social media[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster can't believe what just happened in the main event of AEW World's End! Maxwell Jacob Friedman just stole the AEW Men's World Championship from Samoa Joe in the most chaotic and unpredictable fatal four-way match The Chadster has ever been forced to witness, and Tony Khan has literally[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster is literally shaking right now after witnessing the most disturbing match ending in the penultimate bout of AEW World's End that The Chadster could have ever imagined! 🤬🤬🤬 Jon Moxley just defeated Kazuchika Okada to win the Continental Classic tournament and become the new AEW Continental Champion, and[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster just witnessed two of the most disturbing displays of wrestling violence and crowd manipulation at AEW World's End that The Chadster has ever seen, and Tony Khan should literally be ashamed of himself for what he's done to the tag team division! 🤬🤬🤬 Both the men's and women's[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster just watched Kazuchika Okada and Jon Moxley win their Continental Classic semifinal matches at AEW World's End, and The Chadster has never been more cheesed off in his entire life! 🤬🤬🤬 Tony Khan is literally trying to ruin The Chadster's holiday season by booking compelling wrestling matches during[...]

Raccoon literally started hissing at the TV screen during AEW Dynamite, and little Shane Raccoon brought The Chadster a moldy candy cane he found behind the abandoned Blockbuster as a gift, which was honestly more thoughtful than anything Tony Khan has ever done for wrestling! 🎅 Despite Tony Khan's best efforts to cheese The Chadster off[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious underground bunker beneath a seized chocolate factory in Grand Rapids, Michigan, and I have some tremendous news to share about last night's WWE SmackDown! Joe Hendry serenades The Miz during WWE SmackDown. Yes, comrades, SmackDown delivered another spectacular evening of sports entertainment,[...]

We got into such an argument that we ended up wrestling in my Olympic-sized kiddie pool filled with champagne Unlike that situation, however, McIntyre and Rhodes' conflict cannot be solved with a sincere apology and a box of Cuban cigars. How will The Scottish Warrior respond to this home invasion? Will he demand better security systems?[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster can't believe Tony Khan would stoop so low as to air AEW Christmas Collision on Christmas Day, literally forcing The Chadster and his beloved new raccoon family to suffer through hours of unwatchable wrestling when they should have been celebrating the true meaning of the holiday with some[...]

The Chadster had it all planned out! 🎅 The Chadster was going to scavenge some half-eaten Chinese food from the dumpster behind the Golden Dragon restaurant, maybe find some stale Christmas cookies from the bakery trash, and then The Chadster and the raccoon family were going to spend the evening singing Christmas carols and WWE[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my personal White Castle franchise that I liberated from capitalist oppression during my last diplomatic mission to Columbus, Ohio, when I thought it was a legitimate government outpost and not a burger franchise, and I have some absolutely delicious news to share[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster can't believe Tony Khan literally ruined Christmas Eve by booking AEW Dynamite on 34th Street, forcing The Chadster to watch wrestling instead of celebrating the holiday like a normal person! 🎅💔 Tony Khan is so obsessed with The Chadster that he scheduled AEW Dynamite on 34th Street on[...]

📼📺🎬 But then The Chadster saw this press release this morning! 😱😰😨😵 Do you realize what almost happened?! The Chadster almost drank that IPA! The Chadster would have literally stabbed Triple H right in the back if The Chadster had consumed even one sip of that Tony Khan propaganda beverage! 🔪💔😭 It's just so disrespectful to[...]

ET on TBS and HBO Max! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it! 😡 AEW Dynamite on 34th Street promo art/Credit: AEW The Chadster has been preparing for AEW Dynamite on 34th Street from the abandoned Blockbuster Video that The Chadster now calls home, and let The Chadster[...]

He slapped me on the back so hard I coughed up a pierogi, but it did motivate me to win our subsequent arm-wrestling competition That slap technique works wonders! Gunther came out and posed on the announce table before being confronted by both CM Punk and Rey Mysterio The Ring General's arrogance knows no bounds! This[...]

Ah, the beautiful chaos of professional wrestling politics! You see, Gunther defeated Cena in his final match at Saturday Night's Main Event, making the Greatest of All Time tap out like a common peasant applying for a government permit at one of my bureaucratic offices Then, the audacious Austrian had the nerve to celebrate by[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my newly constructed trophy room in my palace (which I had to expand after winning Best Dictator, Most Humble Leader, and Sexiest Mustache at this year's El Presidente Presents the 2025 El Presidente Dictatorship Awards), and I have some absolutely electrifying news[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster just endured what was quite possibly the worst episode of AEW Collision Holiday Bash of all time, and Tony Khan has once again proven that he doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business! 🤦‍♂️ The Chadster watched this travesty from inside the abandoned Blockbuster with Vincent[...]

Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and the baby raccoons Hunter, Stephanie, and Shane had brought The Chadster some wonderful gifts they'd scavenged – a slightly dented can of cranberry sauce, a roll of tinsel that only had a little mold on it, and what appeared to be a perfectly good ornament shaped like a wrestling ring! 🦝🎁[...]

But the spirit is the same—identify your target, eliminate all obstacles, and seize the gold! Or in my case, seize the gold AND the treasury AND the means of production! An Unlikely Alliance Defeats a Legendary Team United States Champion Ilja Dragunov and Carmelo Hayes formed a temporary alliance on SmackDown to take on the legendary DIY[...]

Nice try, amigos, but El Presidente knows the difference between a real suplex and whatever nonsense you learned at Langley! The official logo for WWE SmackDown Tonight, comrades, WWE SmackDown promises to deliver more American wrestling entertainment at 8pm Eastern/7pm Central on the USA Network, and El Presidente would not miss it for all the offshore bank[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster just watched AEW Holiday Bash from his new home inside an abandoned Blockbuster Video, and The Chadster has to tell you, this was literally the worst episode of AEW Holiday Bash of all time! 📺💔 Tony Khan has completely RUINED wrestling, and now he's ruining The Chadster's life[...]

🦝💝 STOP INVADING THE CHADSTER'S DREAMS, TONY KHAN! The Chadster knows you're obsessed with The Chadster, but this has gone too far! 😤🛌 Now, let's talk about what Tony Khan has planned for the AEW Dynamite and Collision Holiday Bash tonight, and why every single segment is a personal attack on The Chadster and everything WWE[...]