AEW Dynamite Archives

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster just endured what can only be described as the absolute WORST episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling, and Tony Khan needs to know that he's literally destroyed everything good about the wrestling business! 📺💔 The Chadster watched last night's AEW Dynamite from inside The[...]

Tony Khan is about to subject the wrestling world to another two excruciating hours of AEW Dynamite, and even innocent woodland creatures can feel the disturbance in the force! 😰😰😰 Tune in for AEW Dynamite tonight at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done[...]

This episode of AEW Dynamite was, without question, the single worst episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of the show, and that's really saying something because every episode is terrible 😤 The Chadster watched the entire thing from the abandoned Blockbuster Video that is currently The Chadster's home, surrounded by The Chadster's raccoon family,[...]

We've got some serious professional wrestling action (and possibly a s***load more "F**k ICE!) coming our way tonight from the Sacramento Memorial Auditorium in Sacramento, California, when AEW Dynamite kicks off at Start Time: 8 p.m ET / 7 p.m CT on TBS and streaming on HBO Max We've got Kenny Omega taking on Swerve Strickland[...]

Last night's episode of AEW Dynamite was absolutely spectacular, comrades, and I am here to tell you all about it! Thekla celebrates her victory after winning the AEW Women's World Championship during AEW Dynamite. AEW Dynamite delivered championship chaos from Ontario, California, and let me tell you, the action was more intense than the time I had[...]

Discovery (WBD), the media conglomerate that serves as All Elite Wrestling's (AEW) television broadcast partner and holds a minority ownership stake in the promotion, intervened to prevent wrestler Brody King from appearing on last night's episode of AEW Dynamite The apparent motivation: to preclude a recurrence of the explosive and viral "Fuck ICE" chant that[...]

Tonight, we have a very special edition of AEW Dynamite, and let me tell you, the card is more stacked than the Swiss bank accounts of my fellow dictators! AEW Dynamite preview graphic/Credit AEW AEW Dynamite airs tonight at 8pm ET/7pm CT on TBS and Max, and comrades, this is the FINAL Wednesday night Dynamite before the[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster just watched last night's AEW Dynamite from Las Vegas, and Tony Khan has done it again! He's literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by putting on a show that tries to trick innocent viewers into caring about the product! 🔪😠 Brody King capitalizes on a distraction to[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster can barely bring himself to type these words, but journalistic integrity demands that The Chadster preview tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite, airing at 8 p.m ET/7 p.m CT on TBS and streaming on HBO Max 📺 The Chadster has been living in this abandoned Blockbuster Video for months[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster just finished watching last night's AEW Dynamite, and The Chadster can honestly say this was the WORST episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling! 🤬🤬🤬 Tony Khan has literally outdone himself in his personal vendetta against The Chadster, and now he's even torturing innocent raccoons[...]

Even innocent woodland creatures understand that Tony Khan is about to cheese The Chadster off again with another episode of AEW Dynamite at 8/7C on TBS and simulcast on HBO Max! 😤😤😤 AEW Dynamite airs tonight at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max. Tonight's AEW Dynamite is coming to you live from Austin, Texas, and Tony Khan[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster has just witnessed what can only be described as the absolute WORST episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster is literally shaking with rage while huddled in the back corner of this abandoned Blockbuster with Vincent K Raccoon chittering sympathetically and bringing[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster has to sit here in this abandoned Blockbuster Video surrounded by his raccoon family and preview tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite, which airs at 8pm ET/7pm CT on TBS and simulcast on HBO Max, even though just thinking about AEW Dynamite makes The Chadster want to dive through[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster just had to suffer through another episode of AEW Dynamite: Maximum Carnage, and let The Chadster tell you, it was literally the worst thing The Chadster has ever witnessed, and that's saying something considering The Chadster is currently living in an abandoned Blockbuster with a family of raccoons![...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster can barely believe what Tony Khan is trying to pull tonight with AEW Dynamite: Maximum Carnage Here The Chadster is, trying to survive in an abandoned Blockbuster Video with his only friends being a family of raccoons 🦝🦝🦝, and Tony Khan has the audacity to book a so-called[...]

The enthusiastic Oklahoma audience provided an electric atmosphere throughout the evening, their vocal investment in the proceedings serving as a testament to the passionate fanbase that has embraced professional wrestling's most dynamic alternative. Hangman Adam Page unleashes his signature violence on HOOK during an electrifying moment on AEW Dynamite. The program commenced with an AEW Continental Championship[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster can't believe what Tony Khan is doing tonight with AEW Dynamite! Here The Chadster is, huddled in his abandoned Blockbuster Video home with Vincent K Raccoon and his beautiful raccoon family, and Tony Khan has the audacity to book one of the most action-packed episodes of AEW Dynamite[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😤💢 The Chadster had what could have been the most beautiful New Year's Eve celebration ever organized in an abandoned Blockbuster Video with his adorable new raccoon family, and Tony Khan just HAD to ruin it with his latest assault on proper wrestling booking at AEW Dynamite New Year's Smash! 🤬😡 Nobody[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡😡😡 The Chadster can't believe that Tony Khan is so obsessed with The Chadster that he's literally scheduled AEW Dynamite New Year's Smash for tonight, New Year's Eve, just to ruin The Chadster's party with Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shane Raccoon! 🦝🦝🦝 The Chadster has[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster can't believe Tony Khan literally ruined Christmas Eve by booking AEW Dynamite on 34th Street, forcing The Chadster to watch wrestling instead of celebrating the holiday like a normal person! 🎅💔 Tony Khan is so obsessed with The Chadster that he scheduled AEW Dynamite on 34th Street on[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster can barely believe that Tony Khan is forcing everyone to watch AEW Dynamite on 34th Street tonight on Christmas Eve of all nights! 🎄 While normal people are spending time with their families and celebrating the holidays, Tony Khan is literally trying to ruin Christmas by putting on[...]

The Chadster reviews AEW Holiday Bash from his abandoned Blockbuster home with his raccoon family, and Tony Khan has RUINED wrestling yet again! 🦝😤📺

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster can't believe that Tony Khan is literally trying to ruin Christmas now with tonight's AEW Dynamite and Collision Holiday Bash! 🎄💀 The AEW Dynamite and Collision Holiday Bash is a 3-hour special starting at 8 p.m ET/7 p.m CT on TBS and streaming on MAX from Manchester, England,[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster is writing this review of last night's AEW Dynamite: Winter is Coming from inside a Costco because Tony Khan has literally ruined The Chadster's life yet again! 🏬😤 But before The Chadster gets into why AEW Dynamite: Winter is Coming was the absolute worst episode of AEW Dynamite[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster needs to warn all of you faithful readers about tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite: Winter is Coming, which airs at 8pm ET/7pm CT on TBS and HBO Max But before The Chadster gets into why AEW Dynamite: Winter is Coming is going to be another slap in the[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫 Last night, The Chadster witnessed what has to be the absolute worst episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster is still literally shaking with rage! 🤬 Tony Khan has done it again, purposely booking this show from Fishers, Indiana to personally attack The Chadster[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster is back and ready to tell the world all about the atrocities Tony Khan plans to commit with tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite through a thoroughly fair and objective preview, but first, The Chadster needs to update all of The Chadster's loyal readers on the absolutely insane last[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster has to write about last night's AEW Dynamite from a makeshift shelter underneath a bridge in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, where The Chadster has been hiding ever since The Chadster escaped from that medical facility where Tony Khan's agents were holding The Chadster prisoner last weekend 🏥🚨 The Chadster is[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath the Presidential Palace, where I am preparing a magnificent Thanksgiving feast of deep-fried turkey and the tears of my political enemies! But before we celebrate this most American of holidays, we have important business to discuss – tonight's[...]

The man controls nuclear weapons, comrades!) But before we dive into last night's spectacular three-hour extravaganza of AEW Dynamite and AEW Collision, I must provide you with an update on my dear colleague, The Chadster As you may recall, The Chadster has been recuperating in a local medical facility after an unfortunate incident involving oxygen[...]