AEW Full Gear Archives

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground bunker beneath the presidential palace, where I have been forced to take shelter after the CIA attempted to sabotage my viewing of AEW Full Gear by releasing a swarm of trained hornets through the ventilation system! They claimed it was[...]

They claimed it was "an accident," but comrades, pianos do not simply fall from helicopters by mistake! But let us discuss the glorious violence that unfolded at AEW Full Gear tonight, where Mark Briscoe has finally – FINALLY! – captured the AEW TNT Championship in what can only be described as an absolutely barbaric no[...]

But fear not! I have been receiving regular updates from the nursing staff about Chad's condition throughout tonight's AEW Full Gear pay-per-view, and let me tell you, comrades, the situation is… developing But more on that later. First, let us discuss the glorious wrestling action that unfolded before us! FTR – that magnificent tag team of[...]

Today, I bring you the complete viewing guide for tonight's AEW Full Gear pay-per-view extravaganza, as I am filling in for my dear friend and colleague, Chad McMahon, who remains indisposed at a medical facility in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. An Update on The Condition of The Chadster Ah, comrades, I must share with you the latest developments regarding[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from the legendary underground wrestling arena beneath Fidel Castro's secret cigar humidor in Havana, where I am currently engaged in a triple threat match against two CIA operatives who tried to infiltrate my weekly poker game with Kim Jong-un and Nicolas Maduro! AEW Full[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤 The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off after watching AEW Full Gear, where Jon Moxley retained the AEW World Championship against Orange Cassidy 😡 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 🙄 Jon Moxley battles Orange Cassidy at AEW Full Gear The main event[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster can't believe what he just witnessed at AEW Full Gear in New Jersey Tony Khan probably thinks he's so clever, having two AEW originals compete for the TNT Championship As if someone who didn't even respectfully pay their dues in the WWE developmental system can give the rub[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡 The Chadster can't believe what The Chadster just witnessed at AEW Full Gear Once again, Tony Khan has gone out of his way to cheese The Chadster off and literally stab the professional wrestling business that WWE invented right in the back! 🔪 Mina Shirakawa and Mariah May implode at AEW[...]

The Chadster is here to give you an unbiased preview of AEW Full Gear, happening tonight at 8PM Eastern 😤 As much as it pains The Chadster to even acknowledge this event, The Chadster's commitment to objective journalism demands that he set aside his personal grievances and give this show the preview it deserves… by[...]

Oh, auughh man! So unfair! 😤😩 Just when The Chadster thought it couldn't get any worse, tonight's AEW Full Gear had to shove misery right into The Chadster's face 😠 Despite all odds, MJF retained the AEW World Championship in a main event that left The Chadster cheesed off to the max 😒🧀 And that[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😖👎 Tonight at AEW Full Gear, The Chadster totally saw something that should have never happened Here's The Chadster, just trying to enjoy what's left of his Saturday night, and what does Tony Khan do? He goes and signs none other than the high-flying sensation, Will Ospreay This guy could've been[...]

Oh, The Chadster just sat through another 🙄 "thrilling" 🙄 match on AEW Full Gear, where the TBS Championship changed hands That's right, wrestling fans, if you can even call AEW's product wrestling, 🤔 Julia Hart became the new TBS Champion after defeating Kris Statlander and Skye Blue in a triple threat match 🏆 Auughh[...]

🤦‍♂️ Tony Khan does it again at AEW Full Gear, and The Chadster can\'t help but let you know all about it, not that The Chadster wants to give AEW any more attention than it already steals from WWE! Adam Cole will replace MJF to defend the AEW World Championship against Jay White at Full Gear So[...]

😠🤦‍♂️ Not only did AEW have the audacity to encroach on SmackDown's turf last night by shifting AEW Collision from its regular schedule to air alongside Rampage in a four-hour block crafted to cheesing off The Chadster 😡 and throwing a wrench in The Chadster's peaceful life, but now, today, AEW Full Gear is hogging[...]

And the audacity to parade this blatant disrespect right on PPV at AEW Full Gear? It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 🤦‍♂️👎 Tony Khan makes another big announcement on AEW Dynamite. Here's what that tweet said: AEW has agreed to terms with one of the world's best wrestlers,[...]

By agreeing to tag with Sting and Darby Allin against Christian Cage, Luchasaurus, and Nick Wayne at AEW Full Gear later this month, Copeland pushed the dagger deeper He decided to use the history he shares with Christian Cage from their WWE days… and that's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE[...]

Don't find out more about this so-called masked devil man, and absolutely do NOT pay for AEW Full Gear to watch MJF defend his title 🚫 That's the only language Tony Khan understands! Are we in this together, Chadster Nation? 🤝 As Smash Mouth so eloquently put it, "The years start coming and they don't stop[...]