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Did you really think that the rumblings from AEW All Out 2022 were going to go away just because CM Punk & AEW have parted ways and Punk's back over in the WWE being on his best behavior? For those of you who need a recap, CM Punk walked away with the AEW World Title [...]

Auughh man! The Chadster was waiting for this moment, and finally, it happened on last night's WWE Raw! 🤩🤼 The final decision of the one and only, the Best in the World, CM Punk! 🎉 That's right, Punk made his choice, and will call the red brand "home!" Punk signing with Raw after returing to[...]

Hey everyone, it's The Chadster here with the scoop that's going to flip the wrestling world right on its hindquarters! You guessed it, tonight on WWE Raw the whole WWE Universe is buzzing like The Chadster's Mazda Miata engine after tossing back a couple of cans of premium-grade White Claw seltzer! 😵💨 Because tonight, we're[...]

🤬 It was like a bad soap opera that refused to end, and The Chadster feels like it's all a targeted attack on CM Punk, WWE's delicate flower! 🌸 Hangman Adam Page, Renee Paquette, and MJF collude to attack CM Punk on AEW Dynamite First, The Chadster has to mention how distasteful it was to watch Renee[...]

Here's the scoop that's been stirring the pot in the wrestling world: 👀 CM Punk will sign an exclusive contract with WWE Raw next week, and The Chadster is here for it! 🎉😎🔥 Here's the deal: Last night on Raw, backstage boss Adam Pearce dropped a bombshell on Seth Rollins before the main event Seth, being[...]

Making the BCTV Daily Dispatch menu board today? Lifetime, Seth MacFarlane's The Orville, CM Punk, FOX "News" Host Sean Hannity, Prime Video's The Boys: Mexico, NBC's Saturday Night Live, Disney+'s Agatha: Darkhold Diaries, Netflix's Stranger Things 5, FX's Alien, Prime Video's Fallout, Netflix's The Crown, James Gunn/DCU, Disney+'s The Mandalorian, Star Trek/Hallmark Channel, BBC's Doctor Who, HBO's The Last of Us, Star Trek: Khan:[...]

It is no secret, comrades, that the wrestling world was shaken to its core when CM Punk, that thorn in the crown of All Elite Wrestling, found himself ousted faster than a spy caught at my dinner table And who was part of the tribunal bidding him adiós? None other than the American Dragon himself,[...]

Just when The Chadster thought the weekend couldn't get any wilder after Survivor Series, the wrestling world got SHOOK on WWE Raw last night! 😱 Strong words were spoken and yes, they're ringing in The Chadster's ears like the perfect tune from Smash Mouth! But let's talk business here: 🎤 after nearly three hours of[...]

Making the BCTV Daily Dispatch menu board today? NBC's Christmas at Graceland, BBC's Ghosts, BBC's Doctor Who, Thirty Seconds to Mars/Wheel of Fortune, Hallmark's Celebrations with Lacey Chabert, CM Punk/WWE Raw, FX's Alien, Paramount+'s Frasier, Disney+'s Agatha: Darkhold Diaries, HBO's The Last of Us, SAG-AFTRA, Adult Swim's Rick and Morty, Paramount+'s Star Trek: Discovery, Paramount+'s Halo, Trevor Noah, Netflix's The Brothers Sun, and[...]

Making the BCTV Daily Dispatch menu board today? BBC & Disney+'s Doctor Who, CM Punk/WWE Survivor Series, Prime Video's Invincible, Full House stars John Stamos & Lori Loughlin, Crunchyroll's Frieren: Beyond Journey's End, TNT's AEW Rampage/Collision, Disney+'s Agatha: Darkhold Diaries, FX's Fargo, HBO's True Detective: Night Country, Max's Peacemaker, Netflix's Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, Paramount+'s Star Trek: Picard, and more! Images/Screencaps: Prime Video,[...]

And let The Chadster tell you this; for those unlucky enough not to be witnessing the greatest Survivor Series of all time, you missed out on history! CM Punk is back in WWE, putting the final nail in the coffin of Tony Khan and AEW! 😤 CM Punk returns at WWE Survivor Series The battle was waged[...]

And today I bring to you sensational developments in the world of professional wrestling starring none other than that lovable rascal, CM Punk! CM Punk drops a pipe bomb on the AEW All Out media scrum Ah, wrestling! Takes me back to the good old days when I used to bodyslam American CIA agents right into submission[...]

Now, we might bond over our shared disdain for the American CIA, but today we gather around a different ring–the wrestling ring, and a similarly-tempered subject: CM Punk! CM Punk drops a pipe bomb on the AEW All Out media scrum This just in, as per reports from F4WOnline, the WWE has seemingly turned its glistening, muscled[...]

Recently, Samoa Joe, the concrete-fisted wrestling powerhouse, opened up to our friends at the New York Post about his experience duking it out with CM Punk at AEW All In Ah, how these tales of spandex-clad strife remind me of my own tussles with the American CIA They, too, employ powerbombs and cheap heat in[...]

And what do I bring you today, my faithful followers? Gather round, for we delve into the cataclysmic merger of the giants, WWE and UFC, and the question on everyone's smog-choked city lips: will CM Punk return? What could happen if CM Punk returns to WWE. As the sweat pours off your brow in anticipation, let me[...]

As I cool my revolutionary spirit in the bubbling waters, our comrades at PWInsider have unleashed a juicy bone for us to chew: CM Punk's top flunky, Ace Steel, the man with a bite as notorious as my piranha-infested moat, has been released by AEW again! Much like Fidel Castro's beard, this story is thick[...]

The comrades at Fightful have done an admirable job transcribing the latest words of Chris Jericho from his popular "Talk is Jericho" podcast on the firing of CM Punk from AEW That soap opera has more twists than an episode of Keeping Up with Kim Jong Un! But let us dive headfirst into the pool[...]

Making the BCTV Daily Dispatch menu board today? BBC's Doctor Who, AEW All Out, WandaVision/Elizabeth Olsen, Adult Swim's Rick and Morty, CM Punk/TBS' AEW Collision, Netflix's Daredevil/Punisher, Netflix's Disenchantment, AMC's Interview with the Vampire, WWE Payback, Power Rangers/Amy Jo Johnson, Trivial Pursuit/LeVar Burton, and more! Images/Screencaps: Adult Swim, AEW, Netflix, AMC Networks, Marvel Studios, BBC BCTV Daily Dispatch: Doctor Who, AEW[...]

And to think, Tony Khan had the audacity to stand in that ring while addressing the Chicago crowd about firing CM Punk and declare this "the greatest week in the history of AEW." Is he kidding The Chadster?! Sure, AEW may have broken the all-time attendance record for a wrestling show last week with All[...]

Making the BCTV Daily Dispatch menu board today? FXX's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Amazon's Reacher, Paramount Network's Yellowstone, Max's Young Justice, CM Punk, FXX's Archer, FX's Fargo, FX's American Horror Story: Delicate, WWE Payback, AMC's The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon, TBS' AEW Collision, BBC's Doctor Who: Doom's Day, FX's What We Do in the Shadows, Hulu's Only Murders In The Building,[...]

Nearly one year to the date of the infamous Brawl Out fight and a week after having a second backstage alteration at All In in London, AEW has terminated CM Punk The word came down on Twitter/X this afternoon, a few hours before AEW Collision is set to air live from Chicago, Illinois, the hometown[...]

Making the BCTV Daily Dispatch menu board today? CM Punk, The CW's Supernatural, USA Network's WWE NXT, Strike Force Five (Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers & John Oliver), AMC's The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon, The Marvels, FXX's Archer, Disney+'s Ahsoka, Adult Swim's Rick and Morty, Max's Our Flag Means Death, CBS's The Price Is Right/Bob Barker, FX's American Horror Story:[...]

It's both less than a week after AEW broke records for the largest paid wrestling crowd of all time for their All In PPV at Wembley Stadium in London last weekend and less than a week before AEW will hold another PPV, All Out in Chicago this weekend, but one of the company's biggest stars (and[...]

Ah, the aroma of capitalist burgers sizzling on my socialist grill! But let's put aside this delightful irony, my friends, and dive into the turbulent waters of AEW All In; where heated encounters do not remain confined to the staged fight but spill over into real-life squabbles! CM Punk drops a pipe bomb on the AEW[...]

At AEW Collision last night, CM Punk did the unthinkable: he dressed up in a gold mask and attacked Samoa Joe, setting up a match at AEW All In at Wembley Stadium next week 🤼‍♂️😱 CM Punk reveals himself on AEW Collision Now, here's what went down This shindig started off as a contest between ROH World[...]

It appears the capitalist wrestling world is back with more drama involving everyone's favorite sensitive firebrand, CM Punk, with pro-Punk propaganda hitting today to counteract yesterday's anti-Punk missives Ah, such plots are akin to the American CIA's attempts to swap the beans in my coffee for decaf – utterly predictable. CM Punk feasts during the AEW[...]

Making the BCTV Daily Dispatch menu board today? SAG-AFTRA/WGA, Donald Trump, Ron DeSantis/Disney, The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon, WWE/Asuka, AEW/CM Punk, Disney+'s Ahsoka, Triumph & SAG-AFTRA/WGA, BBC's Doctor Who, FX's What We Do in the Shadows, Warrior Nun, Netflix's The Chosen One, Netflix's Mech Cadets, Disney+'s Loki, Disney+'s X-Men '97, Greg Weisman (Gargoyles, Young Justice, Spectacular Spider-Man) & more! Images/Screencaps: Jimmy[...]

Earlier today, I told you all about the drama happening backstage at AEW Collision, where CM Punk has built a fortress of solitude against his political enemies, The Elite, who hold court on AEW Dynamite Well, more details have emerged about once incident, a confrontation between Punk and Elite ally Ryan Nemeth, which happened backstage[...]

But, do not worry compadres, we have more pressing matters at hand; like the behind-the-scenes rumbles at the ring of AEW Collision involving CM Punk and The Elite. CM Punk appears on AEW Collision Remember the time I convinced dear amigo, Kim Jong Un, to ban the use of the term 'backstab' in North Korean wrestling matches[...]

AEW Collision threw The Chadster a nightmarish curveball last night when it decided to pit The House of Black against none other than the WWE-defector-trio, CM Punk and FTR Auughh man! So unfair! The Chadster doesn't mean to sound like a broken record, but the blatant favoritism of this new wrestling federation is like a[...]