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AEW Dynamite: Bryan Danielson is a Turkey for Leaving WWE
Making things worse, while The Chadster was wondering how Tony Khan could have possibly snuck into The Chadster's house after AEW Dynamite last night and sabotaged The Chadster's oven, The Chadster's wife Keighleyanne texted that guy Gary she's always talking to and Gary brought over his Turkey fryer to save the day Now she's out[...]
AEW Dynamite: The Chadster is Not thankful for MJF vs. CM Punk
But The Chadster has little to be thankful for this year, thanks largely to Tony Khan and AEW First, Tony Khan caused The Chadster to become sexually impotent when AEW Dynamite chased The Chadster's beloved WWE NXT off of Wednesday nights Then, Tony Khan signed CM Punk and Bryan Danielson, causing AEW to sometimes even[...]
AEW Dynamite Preview
AEW will put on a special Thankgiving episode of AEW Dynamite tonight, but it's Tony Khan who is the turkey Khan has spent over two years ruining The Chadster's life with his wrestling programs, leaving The Chadster with nothing to be thankful for this year The Chadster can't have sex with his own wife because[...]
Tony Khan and Tony Schiavone appear in a holiday-themed "commercial" on Impact Wrestling to invite the Impact stars to AEW Dynamite
Now, it's AEW's turn to make that move. Tony Khan and Tony Schiavone appear in a holiday-themed "commercial" on Impact Wrestling to invite the Impact stars to AEW Dynamite AEW owner Tony Khan has the venerable strength of core talent he can ride on, not to mention the confidence from his media partners that they'll stick with[...]
AEW Rampage: Why AEW Should Cancel the TBS Championship Tournament
The Chadster has put up with a lot of guff when it comes to AEW Week after week during the Wednesday Night Wars, AEW beat The Chadster's beloved WWE NXT in the ratings, making The Chadster extremely sad and causing him to become sexually impotent Then AEW Dynamite drove NXT right off Wednesday Nights, making[...]
AEW Rampage: Jurassic Express Has No Business Beating Undisputed Era
Once again, though The Chadster would rather be doing just about anything else on a Friday night, with the possible exception of having sex with his wife, since The Chadster can't do that because AEW has made him sexually impotent, The Chadster was forced to watch AEW Rampage as part of his job duties here[...]
Billy Gunn v Darby Allin Shows AEW Doesn't Know How to Treat Legends
By which, of course, The Chadster means the match between Billy Gunn and Darby Allin that aired on AEW Rampage on Friday. In a pre-taped match in front of a packed crowd at the Chartway Arena in Norfolk, VA, Billy Gunn faced Darby Allin in a match that had no business eliciting the atmosphere of excitement[...]
AEW Dynamite: Without WWE Writers, CM Punk Has Run Out of Words
The Chadster has barely had time to recover from watching AEW Full Gear and he's already had to watch the follow-up episode of AEW Dynamite, some kind of punishment from Bleeding Cool TV Editor Ray Flook, who has a personal vendetta against The Chadster and is in cahoots with Tony Khan when it comes to[...]
AEW Dynamite: Fans Finally Boo Bryan Danielson for Betraying WWE
The Chadster has barely had time to recover from watching AEW Full Gear and he's already had to watch the follow-up episode of AEW Dynamite, some kind of punishment from Bleeding Cool TV Editor Ray Flook, who has a personal vendetta against The Chadster and is in cahoots with Tony Khan when it comes to[...]
AEW Dynamite Preview: Hangman Page, TBS Title Tournament, More
Last Saturday at Full Gear, the longest-running storyline in the history of AEW climaxed with Hangman Adam Page defeating Kenny Omega to win the AEW Championship, and as a result, The Chadster may never climax again because AEW's success has made The Chadster sexually impotent But despite everything that Tony Khan has done to The[...]
Jay Lethal
Former TNA and Ring of Honor star Jay Lethal made his surprise AEW debut at Full Gear last night, showing up after the Minneapolis Street Fight between The Inner Circle and American Top Team for an interview with Tony Schiavone. .@TheLethalJay is here in #AEW! #AEWFullGear pic.twitter.com/Ah2Swx4AAh — All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) November 14, 2021 The former ROH[...]
AEW Full Gear: Triumph for AEW, Devastation for The Chadster and WWE
AEW Full Gear delivered everything a wrestling fan could want from a PPV From the opening bout, which received multiple standing ovations, to the final moments, which concluded a storyline over two years in the making, Full Gear was a triumph for AEW and a reminder of what makes watching professional wrestling fun It was[...]
Tony Khan Wants AEW to Crossover with DC Comics, Movies, and TV
AEW held what may have been its biggest PPV event ever last night, Full Gear, and it was an event that will be remembered in history as pivotal for the upstart wrestling league founded less than three years ago As the company continues to build momentum, crossover fans of wrestling and comics would love to[...]
AEW Full Gear Preview: Full Card, Start Time, and How to Watch
AEW Full Gear will take place tonight, Saturday, November 13, 2021 at 8 pm ET/7 CT, emanating from the Target Center in Minneapolis, Minnesota The main event may be the most important one in AEW history as Hangman Page will challenge Kenny Omega for the AEW Championship in the culmination of a storyline as old[...]
AEW Rampage: Red Velvet Has Jade Cargill's Cake But Doesn't Eat It
As the go-home show for Full Gear, AEW Rampage really cheesed The Chadster off in many ways, which The Chadster has written about extensively Jade Cargill picked up another victory, which was no surprise, but what shocked and appalled The Chadster is that Red Velvet came out afterward and shoved a cake placed at ringside[...]
AEW Rampage: Jungle Boy Learns Sometimes Winning's Not Worth It
Jungle Boy faced Bobby Fish on AEW Rampage last night, and The Chadster wasn't the slightest bit impressed Sure, Jungle Boy picked up the win, which he badly needs if he's ever going to reach the next level of his career But he got beat down by Adam Cole and The Elite afterward, and The[...]
AEW Rampage: Just Shave Your Head Already, Matt Hardy
Matt Hardy faced Orange Cassidy in a Lumberjack Match on AEW Rampage last night, and The Chadster hated everything about it. Look, The Chadster, more than anyone, understands that it can be difficult for a man as he gets older Some men may begin to feel self-conscious about their hair Is that hairline receding? Does it[...]
AEW Dynamite: Why Now Is Not the Right Time for Hangman Page to Win
Hangman Page and Kenny Omega made things official on AEW Dynamite this week, signing the contract for their AEW Championship match at Full Gear on Saturday AEW fans have been waiting for Hangman Page to get his first world championship win since AEW started, so many people probably think it's long overdue for this feud[...]
Tony Schiavone and Tony Khan appear on Impact Wrestling
Since the formation of the company, AEW has been ruining The Chadster's life by making The Chadster's beloved WWE look poor by comparison, which, in The Chadster's opinion, is extremely disrespectful to Vince McMahon and everything he's done for sports entertainment But if that wasn't enough, now Tony Khan is trying to game the Neilsen[...]
AEW Rampage: Finally Someone Tells the Truth About CM Punk
Eddie Kingston and CM Punk came face to face on AEW Rampage this week, and The Chadster wasn't expecting Eddie Kingston to be so candid about how he feels The Chadster also has his reservations about CM Punk's return For example, why didn't Punk return to WWE instead of AEW? After they were nice enough[...]
AEW Rampage: Max Caster Takes Unfair Shot at Innocent WWE Executive
Once again, AEW Rampage has proven that AEW doesn't know anything about the wrestling business and is extremely disrespectful to WWE, who practically invented it The opening match on Rampage featured Bryan Danielson vs Anthony Bowens of The Acclaimed But it was Bowens' tag team partner, Max Caster, who took the most mean-spirited shot, attacking[...]
Kyle O'Reilly's Contract With WWE Is Set To Expire Next Month
 But when Cole, the faction's leader, shockingly turned on O'Reilly and viciously assaulted him this past February, it gave birth to a rivalry between the two former best friends that dominated the main event scene in NXT until Cole's departure to AEW in August  And now, like Cole before him, O'Reilly's contract with WWE is[...]
Why Bryan Danielson vs. Miro Can't Compare to Daniel Bryan vs. Rusev
In the wake of Jon Moxley's entry into rehab and exit from the AEW World Championship Eliminator Tournament, Miro took Moxley's place in the semi-final match against Orange Cassidy on AEW Dynamite last night It was a totally unfair move by Tony Khan, who should have just canceled the tournament out of respect for Moxley[...]
Why The Chadster Hated CM Punk's Touching Tribute to Jon Moxley
Jon Moxley was originally booked to face Orange Cassidy in the semi-finals of the AEW World Championship Eliminator Tournament on AEW Dynamite last night, but plans changed after Moxley checked into rehab to deal with a drinking problem And The Chadster definitely sympathizes; The Chadster has been known to knock back one too many White[...]
Former Kalisto Gets Backstage Heat in AEW for Spelling Mistake
Samuray Del Sol, the wrestler formerly known as Kalisto, made his AEW debut last night, teaming with Aero Star to challenge FTR for the AAA Tag Team Championships on AEW Dynamite But while the pair may have lost their match inside the ring, it was outside the ring, on Twitter, where Del Sol took the[...]
Tony Khan Unfairly Updates AEW Dynamite Card After Moxley Announcement
In the wake of news that Jon Moxley has gone to rehab and won't be on AEW Dynamite this Wednesday, AEW President Tony Khan has updated the card for the show in a way that, in the opinion of The Chadster, is totally unfair toward WWE The Chadster definitely sympathizes with Jon Moxley; The Chadster[...]
Photo from Jon Moxley vs. Cezar Bononi on AEW Dynamite 03/31/2021. Credit: All Elite Wrestling
After learning on Tuesday night from AEW Co-Owner, President, & CEO Tony Khan that wrestling superstar Jon Moxley had entered an inpatient alcohol treatment program, the wrestling community (from fans to peers to hall-of-famers) expressed its love and support for Moxley, his wife/podcast host Renee Paquette & their family Now, Paquette has taken to Twitter[...]
Photo from Jon Moxley vs. Cezar Bononi on AEW Dynamite 03/31/2021. Credit: All Elite Wrestling
On Tuesday night, AEW Co-Owner, President, & CEO Tony Khan took to Twitter to announce that wrestling superstar Jon Moxley "is entering an inpatient alcohol treatment program." Over the course of four tweets, Khan expressed his and the company's love & support for Moxley and his wife Renee Paquette as he seeks treatment, concluding the[...]
AEW Rampage: With Kingston vs. Danielson, Tony Khan Has Gone Too Far
Week after the week, The Chadster suffers through AEW's compelling television programs, sensible booking, and entertaining wrestling matches, not because The Chadster wants to (because he most certainly does not), but because The Chadster is dedicated to the pursuit of totally unbiased wrestling journalism But Tony Khan has been taking advantage of The Chadster's good[...]
AEW Dynamite: Andrade Finally Addresses the Elephant in the Room
Even if a few scabs need pulling off first. LITG: The ten most-read stories, yesterday LITG: AEW PR AEW Dynamite: Andrade Finally Addresses the Elephant in the Room Superman: Son Of Kal-El – Has Everyone Forgotten How Stories Work? When DC Asked Readers If They Wanted To Read Comics About Black People Star Wars: The Bad Batch Omega and Echo Figures[...]