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Cody Rhodes vs Kevin Owens Saturday Night's Main Event graphic
Today, I bring you word of an epic clash that will soon unfold on that most American of institutions,[...]
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Wesley Eisold, frontman of the hardcore punk band American Nightmare, has initiated legal proceedings against World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), professional wrestler Cody Rhodes (real name Cody Runnels), and sports merchandise company Fanatics The lawsuit, filed in federal court in California, alleges trademark infringement, breach of contract, and deliberate interference with contractual agreements, according to a[...]
🎭🏆 The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to report on the epic clash between "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes and Kevin Owens at WWE Bash in Berlin in Germany today! 🇩🇪🥳 This match was everything that makes WWE the pinnacle of sports entertainment, and The Chadster can't help but feel that Tony Khan is probably crying[...]
😤 The main event of SummerSlam saw the return of Roman Reigns, who helped Cody Rhodes retain the WWE Championship against Solo Sikoa Auughh man! So unfair to AEW! 😫
Roman Reigns returns at WWE SummerSlam
Let The Chadster break down what happened in this epic match for you 🎭 Cody Rhodes defended his title against Solo[...]
The game will add several new maps across the season, as well as a few new modes to play and some appearances from WWE's own Cody Rhodes, Rey Mysterio, and Rhea Ripley We have some of the details from their latest blog below, as the content goes live on July 24.
Credit: Activision
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The Chadster is here with live coverage of WWE Clash at the Castle in Scotland, and let The Chadster tell you, Cody Rhodes vs AJ Styles in an "I Quit" Match for the WWE Undisputed Championship was the greatest thing The Chadster has ever seen in the wrestling business 😲😲😲 And The Chadster has seen[...]
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The Rock speaks to Cody Rhodes on the WWE Raw after WrestleMania XL
Speaking of WWE Raw, how about that incredibly generous move by WWE to offer the first hour commercial-free? 🤑🤑🤑 That's the kind of thing someone like Tony Khan would never even think of doing It just goes to show the difference between a[...]
😤😤😤 Though let's be real, WrestleMania is the greatest event of all time and Tony Khan's little vanity project could never hope to compete! 🙄🙄🙄 The Chadster bets Tony is devastated watching this epic show, but he brought it on himself! 😏😏😏
Cody Rhodes celebrates finally finishes the story at WrestleMania XL
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💪 Tony Khan is probably crying right now while watching this epic show! 😭 Auughh man! So unfair!
The Rock is victorious in his return match at WrestleMania XL
Roman Reigns and The Rock emerged victorious over Cody Rhodes and Seth Rollins in an absolutely epic main event on WrestleMania Night One! 🔥🔥🔥 The match started with[...]
The Chadster is talking about none other than The Rock delivering a message to Cody Rhodes that he's not just some Hollywood star – he's the FINAL BOSS! 💪💥
This wasn't just any beatdown, no sirree It was brutal It was personal And it was amazing 🩸😭 The Chadster was on the edge of his seat,[...]
But the biggest spotlight will be on Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, who we're pretty sure will touch upon his and Undisputed WWE Universal Champion Roman Reigns' matching during the first night of WrestleMania against Cody Rhodes & World Heavyweight Champion Seth "Freakin" Rollins. If Rhodes and Rollins walk away with the win, The Bloodline is barred from[...]
But our focus is on the big headline-grabber – Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Undisputed WWE Universal Champion Roman Reigns returning – and we're sure that they're going to address Triple H confirming that Cody Rhodes will be Reigns' opponent at WrestleMania XL and The Rock slapping Rhodes during this past Thursday's WrestleMania XL Kickoff.
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The original plan, pure genius in The Chadster's ever-so-humble-yet-correct opinion, had Cody Rhodes gallantly stepping aside to allow The Rock to challenge Roman Reigns This was best for business! WWE knows how to book a spectacle; it's what they do! It is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done[...]
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This is the face of a man who betrayed The Rock and betrayed WWE!
Let's not mince words—Cody Rhodes is the ultimate Benedict Arnold of our times After founding AEW, which is literally just a scheme to undermine WWE, Cody returned to our beloved WWE, pretending to be a soldier of Triple H's grand vision[...]
🎶 Cody Rhodes, The American Nightmare, a true WWE superhero, did something that most wrestlers would never dream of doing: he stepped aside like Bret Hart did for Hulk Hogan, ensuring that the real needs of WWE come first—above personal glory, above family legacy Cody will allow The Rock to challenge Roman Reigns at WrestleMania[...]
But you have to at least acknowledge the "dark cloud," as one reporter put it earlier in the night, or you end up with a bunch of headlines like F4WOnline's "Triple H on Vince McMahon allegations: 'I just want to focus on the positives'," Indy 100's "Triple H calls week Vince McMahon was accused of[...]
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Cody Rhodes celebrates his big win at the WWE Royal Rumble
First and foremost, let's talk about the American Nightmare, the Stardust of excellence, Cody Rhodes, who defied all odds by securing a consecutive and back-to-back victory at this year's men's Royal Rumble match 🌟🇺🇸✨ That's right, The Chadster said it – BACK-TO-BACK, baby, a rare[...]
2K Games revealed the three covers and editions that will be released for WWE 2K24 this morning, as Cody Rhodes will be the featured superstar this year The company will have Rhodes on the main cover as he attempts to "finish the story" this year; however, Bianca Belair and Rhea Ripley received their own shared cover as[...]
However, The Chadster, being the unbiased journalist that The Chadster is, can't help but think about… Cody Rhodes 🤔 Yes, Cody Rhodes, whose grand WWE narrative was meant to roll out like a red carpet to WrestleMania But honestly, what did Cody expect? 🤷♂️ He left WWE, co-founded AEW—totally a backstabbing move, literally stabbing Vince[...]
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Shinsuke Nakamura reads on WWE Raw
In a theatrical display that would make Shakespeare rise from his grave and take notes, Nakamura taunted Cody Rhodes with a riff on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas that was so good it should be hung in the Louvre if the Louvre wasn't just for like paintings and stuff instead[...]
The tension could have split a White Claw can in a heartbeat as Cody Rhodes and Jey Uso successfully defended their WWE Tag Team Championship against the challenge of Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn The Chadster couldn't sit peacefully on his Mazda Miata's plush seats as each moment unfolded, let alone comment coherently! 🎉🎇🙌
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The Chadster was treated to a wrestling feast last night on WWE Raw when Cody Rhodes graced the WWE universe with his presence! 🥳🦸♂️ The way he smacked down the heelish Dominik Mysterio was a beauty to behold 👊💫 A quick Cody Cutter and Cross Rhodes to wrap up their quick match at the start[...]
All we require is WWE star Cody Rhodes and his scathing spiel on a podcast Ah, the hubris of these American wrestlers!
Former bear-lover Cody Rhodes at ROH 16th Anniversary
Before delving into the thrilling saga, we must credit our comrades at Fightful, who toiled like heroic proletariats to transcribe Rhodes' podcast ramblings on "Dale Jr Download"[...]
Losing Bray Wyatt at only 36 years old and seeing his young daughters that he's left behind is a gut punch that cannot be braced for.
Cody Rhodes Honors Terry Funk
This was like watching a really great eulogy It was touching, personal, funny, and full of honor and reverence Cody was the perfect person to deliver[...]
Ah, what a spectacle! Which brings me to today's juicy plot of ringside drama involving AEW owner Tony Khan and his rival, WWE's Triple H, and started over Cody Rhodes!
On the left, AEW owner Tony Khan, and on the right, WWE Head of Creative Triple H
My comrades, WWE honcho, and part-time shovel enthusiast Triple H[...]
Brace yourselves, as I dig into a spicy tidbit straight from the five-time champ, Booker T!
Booker T appears on WWE Smackdown [Screencap]My keen memory (thanks to my tireless chess games with the American CIA) recollects Cody Rhodes, the emerging diamond from the WWE midcard, who then swam against the tide to etch his own path[...]
WWE and Peacock have dropped the trailer for American Nightmare: Becoming Cody Rhodes, the long-awaited documentary telling the story of Cody Rhodes' journey from WWE mid-carder to international indy star to AEW co-founder to WWE main eventer About two seconds into the documentary, as you see The Undertaker appear as one of the talking heads,[...]
As you're well aware, the next chapter in "The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes' "story" (one that already feels like it has a few too many "chapters" & "spinoffs" on the way) sees him taking on "The Beast" Brock Lesnar – with a broken arm Or, a "small fracture," as he shared with viewers as he[...]
Next, Finn Balor defeated Cody Rhodes and The Miz in a second triple threat to earn the right to face Rollins If you're wondering why Cody Rhodes didn't win the triple threat, it's because he's still got to "finish his story" with Brock Lesnar Classic WWE storytelling at its finest!
During the match, Lesnar jumped Cody,[...]
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WWE Backlash Preview Graphic for Cody Rhodes vs Brock Lesnar🏅The Chadster is truly humbled by WWE's outstanding generosity in sharing this awe-inspiring Cody Rhodes vs Brock Lesnar graphic The Chadster is speechless and will forever cherish this moment as one of the greatest in his life WWE, you have The Chadster's eternal gratitude! 💖
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