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Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar took aim at Republican politicians Lauren Boebert and Ted Cruz in a shoot promo on Twitter Bautista, whose feud with the Republican party stems from a longstanding rivalry with fellow WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump, blasted Boebert for her comments on COVID-19 safety protocols, while The Animal tore[...]

Army of the Dead star Dave Bautista has a question for the people of Texas: who the f**k is voting for that "slimy cuck," Ted Cruz? The animal took to Twitter to fire more shots at the Republican Senator after Cruz mocked the United States military as "woke" and "emasculated." Cruz, who has never served[...]

It appears that this is the case when it comes to Senator Ted Cruz Cruz has always been The Worst but has been slowly going off the deep end after former President Donald Trump endeared himself to Cruz by calling Cruz's wife ugly Ever since then, Cruz has been falling deeper and deeper down this[...]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, United States Congresswoman and star of the Devil's Due comic book Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the Freshman Force, took aim at  Senator Ted Cruz on Twitter, calling on Cruz to resign in the wake of attempts to raise funds to overturn the election while a pro-Trump mob invaded the Capitol Building, terrifying representatives attempting[...]

Dave Bautista fired back at one of his rivals, Texas Senator Ted Cruz, for claiming that liberals wanted to take away Thanksgiving this year The former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar has been involved in a long-running feud with fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer President Donald Trump, and as a consequence, has frequently tangled with Trump allies[...]

Ted Cruz (R) is pitching an "inconceivable" hissy fit over a reunion for The Princess Bride (1987) in a Q&A fundraiser event stumping for Democrat presidential frontrunner Joe Biden "Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering," Cruz tweeted presuming over the sounds of the world's smallest violin "My heart made[...]

Instead, Bautista targeted Texas Senator Ted Cruz. Dave Bautista at the Los Angeles premiere of 'Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 2' held at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, USA, on April 19, 2017 Editorial credit: Tinseltown / Shutterstock.com Bautista responded to a video of Cruz saying that "If the Democrats win Texas, it's all over" to note[...]

On Monday however, he found himself in a war of words with Senator Ted Cruz of Texas It was actually really bizarre, with Cruz wading into a fight that is ongoing with Pearlman and Rep Matt Gaetz Gaetz said he was going to introduce a bill forcing athletes on USSF teams to stand for the[...]

You're locked up in here with ME." 🤣 https://t.co/8TCmKNJlkD — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 11, 2019 This isn't the first time a politician has mentioned Rorschach–remember when Ted Cruz listed Rorschach as one of his top five HEROES? Yeah That happened. Needless to say, it'll be interesting to see what happens when Ocasio-Cortez and the rest of the American[...]

.Number 1! Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Returns to Poop on Ted Cruz and Beto O'Rourke I'll admit it: I was in the tank for this one from the beginning I've loved Conan O'Brien's work for decades; but with the show on hiatus during the elections, Colbert was able to "borrow" Triumph to go cover the[...]

Ted Cruz and his Democrat opponent Beto O'Rourke. Here's a look a how that turned out (as Triumph-y as we woud've wanted, expected), as well as what happens when our "canine Cronkite" starts venturing out among the voting faithful (with some of the highlights): https://youtu.be/GJ8VV6TqeXIVideo can't be loaded because JavaScript is disabled: Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Meets[...]

An epic battle between light and dark the likes of which has only been seen in the Star Wars franchise is playing out on Twitter between Star Wars: The Last Jedi star Mark Hamill and United States Senator Ted Cruz At stake is not mastery of the Force, but rather a similarly important power: the[...]

But Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman has surpassed all of those by achieving the highest honor in all of comics: a Ted Cruz masturbation joke on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah. On a recent episode of the Comedy Central program, host Noah was talking about Ted Cruz's recent social media Twitter snafu wherein the Senator's Twitter[...]

In 2014, the site redirected to the 8chan board on GamerGate, and in 2015, it pointed to the official Ted Cruz campaign page The GamerGate subreddit has asked the question: was one of them? And the answer was a surprising "no." So we went looking. #gallery-1 { margin: auto; } #gallery-1 .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width: 33%; } #gallery-1 img { border: 2px solid[...]

A man who grew up reading and collecting Spider-Man and Conan comic books, can quote Stan Lee, flashed the Vulcan sign at Leonard Nimoy when their paths crossed and joked at a dinner while his birth credentials were in doubt, "I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the[...]