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Comic Book Star Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Tells Ted Cruz to Resign

Comic Book Star Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Tells Ted Cruz to Resign

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, United States Congresswoman and star of the Devil's Due comic book Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the Freshman Force, took aim at  Senator Ted Cruz on Twitter, calling on Cruz to resign in the wake of attempts to raise funds to overturn the election while a pro-Trump mob invaded the Capitol Building, terrifying representatives attempting[...]

Dave Bautista Rips Ted Cruz for Politicizing Thanksgiving

Dave Bautista Rips Ted Cruz for Politicizing Thanksgiving

Dave Bautista fired back at one of his rivals, Texas Senator Ted Cruz, for claiming that liberals wanted to take away Thanksgiving this year The former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar has been involved in a long-running feud with fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer President Donald Trump, and as a consequence, has frequently tangled with Trump allies[...]

The Princess Bride Fan Sen. Ted Cruz Whines Over Political Endorsement

The Princess Bride Fan Sen. Ted Cruz Whines Over Political Endorsement

Ted Cruz (R) is pitching an “inconceivable” hissy fit over a reunion for The Princess Bride (1987) in a Q&A fundraiser event stumping for Democrat presidential frontrunner Joe Biden “Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering,” Cruz tweeted presuming over the sounds of the world’s smallest violin “My heart made[...]

WWE Star Dave Bautista Calls Senator Ted Cruz an Ass-Sucking Nazi

WWE Star Dave Bautista Calls Senator Ted Cruz an Ass-Sucking Nazi

Instead, Bautista targeted Texas Senator Ted Cruz.[caption id="attachment_1203005" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Dave Bautista at the Los Angeles premiere of 'Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 2' held at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, USA, on April 19, 2017 Editorial credit: Tinseltown / Shutterstock.com[/caption]Bautista responded to a video of Cruz saying that "If the Democrats win Texas, it's[...]

Ron Pearlman Gets Into Twitter War With Senator Ted Cruz

Ron Pearlman Gets Into Twitter War With Senator Ted Cruz

On Monday however, he found himself in a war of words with Senator Ted Cruz of Texas It was actually really bizarre, with Cruz wading into a fight that is ongoing with Pearlman and Rep Matt Gaetz Gaetz said he was going to introduce a bill forcing athletes on USSF teams to stand for the[...]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Quotes Rorschach from Alan Moores Watchmen

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Quotes Rorschach from Alan Moore's 'Watchmen'

You're locked up in here with ME.” 🤣 https://t.co/8TCmKNJlkD — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) January 11, 2019This isn't the first time a politician has mentioned Rorschach--remember when Ted Cruz listed Rorschach as one of his top five HEROES? Yeah That happened.Needless to say, it'll be interesting to see what happens when Ocasio-Cortez and the rest of the American[...]

Borat Bucky Cap Curry KISS and More (BCs Late-Night Rewind)

Borat, "Bucky Cap," Curry, KISS, and More! (BC's Late-Night Rewind)

.Number 1! Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Returns to Poop on Ted Cruz and Beto O'Rourke I'll admit it: I was in the tank for this one from the beginning I've loved Conan O'Brien's work for decades; but with the show on hiatus during the elections, Colbert was able to "borrow" Triumph to go cover the[...]

Check Out Triumph the Insult Comic Dogs Bipartisan Beto ORourke Ted Cruz Takedown (VIDEO)

Check Out Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's Bipartisan Beto O'Rourke, Ted Cruz Takedown (VIDEO)

Ted Cruz and his Democrat opponent Beto O’Rourke.Here's a look a how that turned out (as Triumph-y as we woud've wanted, expected), as well as what happens when our "canine Cronkite" starts venturing out among the voting faithful (with some of the highlights):https://youtu.be/GJ8VV6TqeXI● On early-voting Beto fans: “terrifying swarm of degenerate leftists with one thing in[...]


Walking Dead Creator Robert Kirkman Honored By Ted Cruz Masturbation Joke

Walking Dead Creator Robert Kirkman Honored By Ted Cruz Masturbation Joke

But Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman has surpassed all of those by achieving the highest honor in all of comics: a Ted Cruz masturbation joke on The Daily Show with Trevor Noah.On a recent episode of the Comedy Central program, host Noah was talking about Ted Cruz’s recent social media Twitter snafu wherein the Senator’s Twitter[...]


Do You Want Another Geek President Of The United States

Do You Want Another Geek President Of The United States?

A man who grew up reading and collecting Spider-Man and Conan comic books, can quote Stan Lee, flashed the Vulcan sign at Leonard Nimoy when their paths crossed and joked at a dinner while his birth credentials were in doubt, "I was actually born on Krypton and sent here by my father Jor-El to save the[...]