Dave Bautista is confused that men would give their balls to Donald Trump when he's a "spoiled whiny little pathetic diaper wearing bitch."
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Emanating from the Thunderdome inside Tropicana Field in Tampa Bay, Florida, the show featured just six matches (plus one on the pre-show) and delivered some really solid wrestling and even storytelling in all of them There was a surprise return, a title change, and yes, a man was lit on fire in the middle of[...]
How can you break someone's neck and they keep wrestling? Orton should be dead or paralyzed for life! They fight more Outside, Orton and Wyatt grapple near the flames, and Wyatt catches fire Orton runs into the ring Wyatt, on fire, chases him right into an RKO Orton nudges Wyatt to see if he's really[...]
But for whatever reason, TV and PPV recaps are still a staple of clickbait wrestling news sites And when in Rome…
WWE TLC emanates from the WWE Thunderdome, itself inside Tropicana Field in Tampa Bay WWE booked just six matches ahead of the show The New Day defends the Raw Tag Team Championships against Hurt Business[...]
A newly rebooted Carmella challenged Sasha Banks for the Smackdown Women's Championship at WWE TLC, but Carmella cracked under pressure.
Then Otis and Chad Gable, the wrestling tutor Vince McMahon assigned Otis to teach him how to wrestle correctly Then Big E Their opponents are King Corbin (who comes out with the Knights of the Lone Wolf – "how do you pluralize Lone Ranger?!"), Cesaro, Shinsuke Nakamura, and Sami Zayn.
Let's be honest here; nobody cares[...]
Dave Bautista is beginning to think there might be something a little suspicious going on between Russia and President Donald Trump.
I am here for a steaming pile of wrestling scoops, my friends! Ring of Honor is taking a page out of the book of the McMahon family and declaring that the Ring of Honor Universe are the new Authority But in ROH's case, it seems they may actually mean it…
Maria Kanellis has rejoined ROH as[...]
Here's the full match card and our pessimistic predictions ahead of WWE TLC. Who will win? Nobody. Who will lose? The fans!
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, bringing you the latest wrestling gossip that the American CIA doesn't want you to hear A lot of workers dream of seizing the means of production, but one former WWE Superstar actually did it I am talking, of course, about the man known as CM Punk, who[...]
Setting aside the fact that comic book movies dominate the box office (or did, before the pandemic) and that WWE would love to be perceived to be as culturally relevant as Marvel Studios, but the comic book industry itself has been obsessed with producing "dark and violent adult" content since the 1980s, when Watchmen and[...]
The question a post-Trump America must ask is: if social media accepts that Dave Bautista is Vice President, doesn't that make it true?
"WWE wishes you a happy… and healthy… new year," says Cole as 2021 poses with Drew McIntyre.
The whole thing is meant to be cathartic for viewers, but it seems more like Vince McMahon, famous for hating sneezing (because he can't control it), is working out his own issues with the virus that killed his live[...]
But at the last minute before Smackdown went off the air, Owens crawled out of the pile, stood himself up, and said that Roman would have to kill him on Sunday if he wanted to win.
The Street Profits also defended their Smackdown Tag Team Chamionships in a match against Dolph Ziggler and Robert Roode, the[...]
The smell of desperation roasting over an open fire is in the air and Smackdown is looking for a Christmas miracle.
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WWE Smackdown Recap for December 18th, 2020
Promo: Kevin Owens
Kevin Owens heads to the ring to open[...]
A new report from Wrestling Inc claims that Triple H has tapped Gabe Sapolsky to run an additional NXT television show featuring developmental wrestlers to serve as a developmental feeder system for NXT, which is itself the developmental feeder system of WWE Raw and Smackdown.
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The report says the original plan[...]
Dave Bautista had some harsh words for Vice President Mike Pence and his handling of the coronavirus pandemic.
WWE Smackdown star Otis pushed back against reports he and other WWE main roster big men, including Keith Lee, were sent back to remedial wrestling school after Vince McMahon "threw a fit" about how much they sucked We'll give you one guess who facilitated this interview disputing negative coverage of WWE Yes, you guessed it: Ryan[...]
So we were really enthralled when one of my lackeys burst into the room and said, "your excellency, you have won the election," and I said, "hey my friend, I am trying to watch wrestling here." Then I had him brought out to the firing squad and killed Haw haw haw haw!
The point is, Bray[...]
AEW Dynamite will not be the highest-rated wrestling show this week as AEW Dynamite returned to its normal range in the 18-49 demo WWE Raw set a new record earlier this week for low ratings, and if Dynamite stayed close to its rating from last week, it could have beaten Raw this week And with[...]
Six matches have been booked for next week's episode of AEW Dynamite, the Holiday Bash, airing after the NBA game next Wednesday.
I'm Jude Terror, and this is The Shovel, the wrestling recap column where, at great risk to my mental health, I watch eleven (or more) hours of wrestling each week, seven of them produced by WWE(!!!), and then tell you what happened so you can sound knowledgable when you talk trash about them online without[...]
I'm Jude Terror, and this is The Shovel, the wrestling recap column where, at great risk to my mental health, I watch eleven (or more) hours of wrestling each week, seven of them produced by WWE(!!!), and then tell you what happened so you can sound knowledgable when you talk trash about them online without[...]
I'm Jude Terror, and this is The Shovel, the wrestling recap column where, at great risk to my mental health, I watch eleven (or more) hours of wrestling each week, seven of them produced by WWE(!!!), and then tell you what happened so you can sound knowledgable when you talk trash about them online without[...]
I'm Jude Terror, and this is The Shovel, the wrestling recap column where, at great risk to my mental health, I watch eleven (or more) hours of wrestling each week, seven of them produced by WWE(!!!), and then tell you what happened so you can sound knowledgable when you talk trash about them online without[...]
WWE has released more footage of Smackdown star Otis engaging in remedial wrestling training with Shorty G, part of an ongoing public humiliation WWE is putting Otis and others through after Vince McMahon reportedly "threw a fit" over how badly he believes Otis, Keith Lee, and other larger wrestlers on WWE's main roster suck at wrestling[...]
Impact Wrestling barely held onto a spot in the Top 150 cable shows this week after hitting a modern-day ratings high for last week's show This was the second episode of Impact Wrestling since the company began a crossover with AEW that saw Kenny Omega win the AEW Championship and then show up on Dynamite[...]
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you from Warren Buffet's garage, with news on suspicious activities from the pro wrestling organization known as AEW Back when I was running an authoritarian dictatorship, I always told people, "if you see something, say something" and if I saw that they didn't say something[...]
Eric Bischoff claims in a new interview that WWE wasn't open to new ideas during his recent run as Creative Director of Smackdown.
Before I talk about what's going on with Impact Wrestling, I want to address the elephant in the room A lot of people have been reaching out to Bleeding Cool and wondering whether The Chadster is okay after yesterday's news that WWE Raw scored its lowest ratings of all time Yes, as my boisterous colleague[...]