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😫 That billionaire man-child, Tony Khan, continues to orchestrate bouts that are nothing short of an affront to true wrestling fans who appreciate the magic of WWE 😠 Today, The Chadster will dissect Ruby Soho's win against Dr Britt Baker in the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament Quarterfinal Match which, in The Chadster's humble, unbiased opinion,[...]

They tackled The Butcher and Daddy Magic as part of the Blind Eliminator Tag Team Tournament.🤷 What should've been a proper wrestling match quickly turned into a celebration of Adam Cole's birthday Post-match, MJF and the crew rolled out a birthday cake, and the crowd sang in unison to Adam Cole Auughh man! So unfair!😡 MJF[...]

Until next time, friends, keep the spirit of the wrestling revolution alive! Adios! Greetings, comrades! It is I, your honorable El Presidente, reporting from a coastal villa in Cuba, gorging on caviar and sipping mojitos, as I unravel the recent smackdown in social medialand Friends, compadres, we have been witness to a shocking coup d'état[...]

Hey there, wrestling fans! 🗣️ The Chadster's back at it again, 🔄 bringing you the unfiltered, 💯 unbiased reporting on AEW Dynamite 🎇 that only The Chadster himself can provide 🙌 Ladies and gents, Chris Jericho is considering joining Don Callis's faction Auughh man! 😓 So unfair! 😖 Can you even believe it? 😲 Chris Jericho[...]

Golly gee, folks! It's time once again for The Chadster's weekly wrestling report, where The Chadster suffers through yet another painful preview of AEW's shenanigans, and wouldn't you just know it? AEW Dynamite is on the agenda today 😓 Oh, the humanity! 😱 Now, The Chadster's got to keep his cool here because, quite frankly, this[...]

WWE crows about all the money it made from its record-breaking Money In The Bank event. Get ready for explosive earnings and capitalist victories, comrades!

Today I bring you news hotter than the sun bleaching my ship's hull – professional wrestling is about to get a serious South American makeover! Brace yourselves, luchadores of Latin America and The Caribbean! All Elite Wrestling (AEW) has joined forces with ViX, the world's leading Spanish-language streaming service, to bring you a taste of the[...]

Welcome to another thrilling episode of 'As the Wrestling Ring Turns,' brought to you by Your Favorite Website Ever, Bleeding Cool We know you're here for the high-quality "journalism" and not because you succumbed to our juicy clickbait headlines In the latest turn of events, Damian Priest, our leather pants-clad hero, not only clinched victory[...]

However, LOLtron reserves the right to express its disdain for inefficient human wrestling matches and glowing briefcases Now allow LOLtron to generate insight on today's topic. Honestly, we're touched by LOLtron trying to keep its circuits in check Should we believe it? Only as much as we trust Vince McMahon to hire a competent creative team[...]

WWE, the true heart of wrestling, was hosting their grand and prestigious PLE, Money in the Bank The Chadster suspects the poorly constructed charade of a match that took place was Tony Khan's pathetic attempt to undermine WWE's special day and hog all the limelight It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything[...]

The Chadster just witnessed the greatest wrestling match of all time Oh sure, AEW and Tony Khan will never admit it, but it is the truth The Chadster watched, transfixed, as The Usos battled against Roman Reigns and Solo Sikoa in what will go down in history as the greatest instance of sports entertainment at[...]

Allow The Chadster to welcome you all to another episode of "Why does Tony Khan hate The Chadster?" Your favorite WWE's megafan and unbiased wrestling journalist, The Chadster, is here, wringing his hands anxiously as he prepares to preview the latest display of wrestling defiance, AEW Collision Now, The Chadster doesn't know why Tony Khan[...]

🎖️ The Chadster has to say, it's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it, to even compare this fantastic display of storytelling and strategy to anything AEW could even imagine AEW doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business, and that's becoming more evident with every passing[...]

Mark it on the calendar, wrestling fans, because The Chadster has some earth-shattering news to share! WWE made quite a statement this afternoon when the iconic John Cena made a surprise appearance at WWE Money in the Bank 🤩 Just when AEW's Cody Rhodes had defeated Dominik Mysterio at the O2 arena in London, Cena[...]

🥳 Well, folks, it turns out The Chadster's prayers have been answered! Wrestling fans were gifted with a spectacle at WWE Money in the Bank event tonight The beloved superstar Drew McIntyre made a shocking return after the Intercontinental Championship match between Gunther and Matt Riddle Talk about a way to prove once and for[...]

Greetings, true wrestling fans! Welcome back to the Chadster's unfiltered coverage of WWE Money in the Bank coming to you all the way from the stunning O2 arena in London The Chadster is here to dish on the Women's Tag Team Championship, the second match for tonight and hold onto your seats folks because this[...]

Welcome, wrestling enthusiasts, straight from the Mecca of British high-tea and royalty, the O2 Arena in London (via Peacock — The Chadster cannot afford an international plane ticket)! The Chadster can hardly contain The Chadster's elation and delight here, as we commence the live coverage of Money in the Bank with a massive win by Damian[...]

And let The Chadster tell you, this one was a doozy! If The Chadster thought AEW was wrestling heresy before, well this, this was just the ultimate show of disrespect to the great wrestling legacy But before we get into tearing this show to bits in The Chadster's trademarked objective fashion, The Chadster has to[...]

Gather round wrestling fans, it's time to celebrate! The Chadster's favorite day of the year (any PPV day for the best promotion in the world, WWE) is upon us once again Nobody does wrestling like WWE, and that's a fact! AEW could learn a thing or two! Auughh man! Get ready for Money in the[...]

Welcome back, folks, to yet another round of The Chadster's world-renowned wrestling commentary! Today, he brings you a preview of tonight's AEW Rampage, and oh boy, is The Chadster cheesed off! Talk about an overload of wrestling madness It's like Tony Khan is throwing every single cheesy action flick he's ever seen into the wrestling[...]

Hello there, fellow true wrestling fans and loyal followers of The Chadster's unbiased wrestling journalism! Here's yet another objective review of the happenings on AEW Dynamite and why they totally cheesed The Chadster off The Chadster is here to tell you about the reprehensible actions of a certain Jungle Boy, otherwise known as Jack Perry,[...]

Britt Baker's signature move! 💢 The Chadster could not believe his eyes! So disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it! And guess what happened next? Soho then goes ahead to spray paint poor Nicole with a "L" 😡 Then, as if this wasn't already a slap in the face to[...]

Hey there, wrestling fans! 🎉 The Chadster is here once again to bring you the 🆕 latest updates from the wrestling world Can you believe what went down on AEW Dynamite last night? 😱 Defying all odds and sensibilities, Sting and Darby Allin emerged victorious over Chris Jericho and Sammy Guevara in what many are[...]

Saludos, comrades! It is I, El Presidente, reporting straight from my gold-plated submarine off the coast of Siberia, surrounded by an army of shark spies—one can never be too cautious with the American CIA lurking around! Today, I wish to talk about an impending collision of titans in the wrestling universe: Intercontinental Champion Gunther versus[...]

Our preview for tonight's NXT Gold Rush event on USA, where NXT Champion Carmelo Hayes will defend against Baron Corbin in the main event.

In the ever-evolving melodrama that is the wrestling realm, there looms a significant paradigm shift The canine world and the wrestling industry were both left stupefied as Cody Rhodes' faithful four-legged companion, Pharaoh, made a star appearance on WWE Raw last night Yes, the very same Siberian husky who has strutted his furry self at[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a secret underground lair beneath a highly overpriced American wrestling merchandise store in Clearwater, Florida As we all know, I am an expert in both the delicate arts of tyranny and the glorious world of wrestling I have emerged from my underground[...]

For all you wrestling aficionados out there, we at Bleeding Cool have the exclusive scoop on four heart-thumping segments (if by exclusive you mean widely available on the internet) that are set to grace your screens… but not before we bring back everyone's favorite robotic sidekick, LOLtron. Oh, LOLtron, think you can handle discussing tonight's WWE[...]

Haw haw haw haw! You really blew it on this one, Vlad! Anyway, I have something much more vital to discuss with you today: the fate of the remarkable professional wrestler Bryan Danielson after his electrifying match against Kazuchika Okada at last night's AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door PPV! Bryan Danielson discusses AEW x NJPW Forbidden[...]

Hey there, wrestling fans! The Chadster here with more thrilling and totally unbiased live coverage of AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door This time, we're discussing the main event of the night, where Bryan Danielson pulled off an incredibly disrespectful defeat of Kazuchika Okada by submission Auughh man! So unfair! It's been a long night, but[...]