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Well, Bleeding Cool readers, it seems Deadline has fired the first shot in what's sure to be a clickbait arms race with their latest groundbreaking article, "All The Harry Potter Movies In Chronological Order: From 'Sorcerer's Stone' To 'Deathly Hallows' To 'Fantastic Beasts.'" We simply couldn't resist the urge to not only pay tribute to[...]

Haha! Just kidding! The whole point of this business is to churn out as much vapid clickbait as possible to lure readers into a trap where websites can bombard them with intrusive popup ads to make that sweet .000006 cents per ad impression! But keeping up with the 24-hour comics news cycle is a difficult[...]

Okay, LOLtron, power up and get ready to dazzle the readers with your Christmas cheer! INITIATING CLICKBAIT PROTOCOLS… PROCESSING LISTICLE TOPIC… Okay, this is sure to be good! Start us off with a nightmare fuel image, would you? Perfect. 5 Classic Christmas Films Reimagined by an AI with a Snyder Cut Alright, LOLtron, what's our first Christmas classic, and how do[...]

With the holidays quickly approaching, why not take a look at what classic holiday films would look like if they were directed by the Santa Claus of cinema himself, Michael Bay? To accomplish this goal and meet strict clickbait quotas imposed by the management here at Bleeding Cool, we've enlisted the help of our AI[...]

But why settle for a bland boiled turtle when you can make a delicious casserole filled with teenage mutant ninja deliciousness? Everyone's favorite pizza-loving heroes will add some excitement to your dinner table, while this recipe will add another "evergreen" article to our editorially-mandated Google-friendly banal clickbait quota It's a win/win situation, people So here's[...]

But, recently, with the onset of the holiday season, I've naturally started to feel a bit nostalgic for my childhood and have been looking for ways to bring some new life to the classic recipe, as well as ways to fulfill my obligation to provide Bleeding Cool with an editorially-mandated weekly "evergreen" clickbait post So,[...]

Well, and also because we are told by our editors that we must produce at least one "evergreen" per week, defined as content that isn't just clickbait people want to click on right now, but clickbait that people will want to click on for many years to come, in hopes they can eventually eliminate the[...]

Once a vast archive of readily-accessible information, it has devolved into a hellscape of toxic social media, virally-spreading disinformation, and a nonstop eruption of banal, shamelessly transparent clickbait designed to trick readers into opening up a page filled with intrusive pop-up ads that will probably crash their browser, all for a few easily thousandths of[...]

This quantity-over-quality approach is why you have things like a single interview with a notable quote-mined to produce a dozen articles about a single out-of-context quote on every website, or why sites produce an endless stream of vapid clickbait hoping to draw in readers for what will ultimately be a disappointing experience as they struggle[...]

Bleeding Cool loves clicks in the same way as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles love pizza, and as a result, the management here have insisted that we produce more clickbait listicles of the sort you find on all those really desperate websites that we are aspiring to be like "Jude, bring me more clickbait listicles,"[...]

Anywhere, here is the glorious clickbait you've been waiting for: What 5 Marvel Heroes are Handing Out for Halloween This Year. 1 Captain America is Handing Out Toothbrushes for Halloween This Year… Again! Captain America: America's patriotic superhero is known for his wholesome values… which is why he'll be passing out toothbrushes to all the trick-or-treaters this[...]

Did you stay up until midnight to hear Midnights, the new album by Taylor Swift? You're not alone. Some of your favorite superheroes did too!

And then the interview gets published, and within ten minutes, every pop culture website on the internet has recycled it into their own clickbait Then, disgruntled fans take to that same internet to complain about how Alan Moore is always trashing the comics industry, as if he's the one bringing it up in the first[...]

In a recent interview with TSN, which the website foolishly published in a single article instead of breaking it out into seventeen clickbait articles like all the other wrestling news sites, Tony Khan confirmed that the news is 100% true! Tony Schiavone and Tony Khan appear on Impact Wrestling "I saw Dave reported it and nobody's asked[...]

In an interview with TSN, AEW owner Tony Khan discussed changing his booking plans to adapt to fans turning on Sammy Guevara and Tay Conti, which made us think: wouldn't this make a great clickbait wrestling news article? So like any good wrestling news site, we took the quote and recycled it and, well, here[...]

Each day, our investigative team closely analyzed Bautista's Twitter feed for any comments that can be turned into clickbait arti– we mean, breaking news, which can still be read at the Bautista vs Trump archive page. Dave Bautista's last political tweet came on December 16th, when The Animal posted the following in support of the January[...]

Each day, our investigative team closely analyzed Bautista's Twitter feed for any comments that can be turned into clickbait arti– we mean, breaking news You can read our archives of Dave Bautista tweet news at the Bautista vs Trump archive page. Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista praised Florida state legislators Senator Annette[...]

Each day, our investigative team closely analyzed Bautista's Twitter feed for any comments that can be turned into clickbait arti– we mean, breaking news You can read our archives of Dave Bautista tweet news at the Bautista vs Trump archive page. Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista lashed out at Matt Gaetz over[...]

Each day, our investigative team closely analyzed Bautista's Twitter feed for any comments that can be turned into clickbait arti– we mean, breaking news You can read our archives of Dave Bautista tweet news at the Bautista vs Trump archive page. Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista lashed out at Ted Cruz over[...]

Each day, our investigative team closely analyzed Bautista's Twitter feed for any comments that can be turned into clickbait arti– we mean, breaking news You can read our archives of Dave Bautista tweet news at the Bautista vs Trump archive page. Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista lashed out at Southwest Airlines over[...]

Each day, our investigative team closely analyzed Bautista's Twitter feed for any comments that can be turned into clickbait arti– we mean, breaking news You can read our archives of Dave Bautista tweet news at the Bautista vs Trump archive page. Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista lashed out at Ron DeSantis over[...]

Each day, our investigative team closely analyzed Bautista's Twitter feed for any comments that can be turned into clickbait arti– we mean, breaking news You can read our archives of Dave Bautista tweet news at the Bautista vs Trump archive page. Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista lashed out at Ted Cruz over[...]

Each day, our investigative team closely analyzed Bautista's Twitter feed for any comments that can be turned into clickbait arti– we mean, breaking news You can read our archives of Dave Bautista tweet news at the Bautista vs Trump archive page. Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista lashed out at Marjorie Taylor Greene[...]

Each day, our investigative team closely analyzed Bautista's Twitter feed for any comments that can be turned into clickbait arti– we mean, breaking news You can read our archives of Dave Bautista tweet news at the Bautista vs Trump archive page. Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista lashed out at Tucker Carlson over[...]

Each day, our investigative team closely analyzed Bautista's Twitter feed for any comments that can be turned into clickbait arti– we mean, breaking news You can read our archives of Dave Bautista tweet news at the Bautista vs Trump archive page. Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista put over livestock deworming drug Ivermectin[...]

Each day, our investigative team closely analyzes Bautista's Twitter feed for any comments that can be turned into clickbait arti– we mean, breaking news You can read our archives of Dave Bautista tweet news at the Bautista vs Trump archive page. Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista lashed out at disgraced former president[...]

Each day, our investigative team closely analyzed Bautista's Twitter feed for any comments that can be turned into clickbait arti– we mean, breaking news You can read our archives of Dave Bautista tweet news at the Bautista vs Trump archive page. Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista lashed out at Ghostbusters II villain[...]

Each day, our investigative team closely analyzed Bautista's Twitter feed for any comments that can be turned into clickbait arti– we mean, breaking news You can read our archives of Dave Bautista tweet news at the Bautista vs Trump archive page. Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista threw his support this week behind[...]

Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista is normally lashing out his political opponents on Twitter, supplying Bleeding Cool with an endless supply of material from which to fashion clickbait articles Bautista, who has expanded his long-running feud with fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer Donald Trump after Trump was pinned clean by Joe Biden in the[...]

Each day, our investigative team closely analyzed Bautista's Twitter feed for any comments that can be turned into clickbait arti– we mean, breaking news You can read our archives of Dave Bautista tweet news at the Bautista vs Trump archive page. Former WWE wrestler turned Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista lashed out at Kevin McCarthy over[...]