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It is the kind of political maneuvering that would make even me jealous! And I know because I'm literally jealous right now! And who would be the mastermind behind the whole thing? Shawn Michaels himself, NXT booker and one of the players in the most famous wrestling conspiracy since WWE replaced the Ultimate Warrior with[...]

Wow wow WOW! 😍✨ Last night's WWE Raw was absolutely SPECTACULAR and everything that wrestling should be! 🔥💯 The Chadster watched the entire show from The Chadster's current residence in the abandoned Blockbuster Video with his new raccoon family, and let The Chadster tell you, Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and all the baby raccoons[...]

Greetings, wrestling fans! 👋 The Chadster is here to tell you about what is absolutely, positively going to be the most incredible episode of WWE Raw in the history of professional wrestling, airing tonight at 8E/5P on Netflix! 🎉🎊✨ The Chadster has carefully reviewed all the segments that WWE has graciously provided to the media,[...]

The CIA thought they could ruin this moment for me, but just like John Cena himself taught us all these years: never give up! John Cena salutes the fans after his last match at Saturday Night's Main Event, marking a memorable conclusion to his wrestling career. Last night, comrades, we witnessed the end of an era as[...]

🍔🧀🍕 The Chadster managed to break in through the back door, and inside, The Chadster found the remnants of the once-mighty video rental empire, complete with cobwebs, dust, and shelves still stocked with VHS tapes, including an amazing WWE wrestling library! 📼 But The Chadster wasn't alone A family of raccoons had taken residence in the[...]

This reminds me of the time I hosted a tournament to determine who would be my new Minister of Tourism, except mine involved less wrestling and more synchronized swimming Gunther won by being ruthless, efficient, and technically superior—qualities I normally only look for in my secret police force! The question weighing on all our minds, comrades:[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW) presents a compelling afternoon of professional wrestling today as AEW Collision: Winter is Coming emanates from the Utilita Arena in Cardiff, Wales The broadcast will air at the unconventional time of 4:30 p.m Eastern Time/1:30 p.m Pacific Time, a scheduling decision that demonstrates considerable strategic acumen on the part of AEW's[...]

Wow! 🤩 WWE SmackDown delivered another masterclass in sports entertainment last night, and The Chadster is here to provide the most unbiased wrestling journalism you'll find anywhere on the internet! 📺💯 While Tony Khan was probably seething with jealousy somewhere, WWE SmackDown proved once again why it's the only wrestling show worth watching! 😤✨ NXT Champion[...]

El Presidente reports on Ram Trucks' unholy alliance with WWE, UFC, and PBR - a capitalist orgy so excessive, even socialist dictators are impressed, comrades!

🧻🧻🧻 It's not as comfortable as the Target, but at least the free samples provide better meals than Target's snack aisle! 🌭🧀🥤 Plus, they have enormous packs of Seagram's Escapes Spiked, though The Chadster has to chill them in the freezers first because they keep them at room temperature – probably Tony Khan's doing! 🍹❄️😤[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster is writing this review of last night's AEW Dynamite: Winter is Coming from inside a Costco because Tony Khan has literally ruined The Chadster's life yet again! 🏬😤 But before The Chadster gets into why AEW Dynamite: Winter is Coming was the absolute worst episode of AEW Dynamite[...]

But before The Chadster gets into why AEW Dynamite: Winter is Coming is going to be another slap in the face to everything WWE has ever done for the wrestling business, The Chadster needs to update everyone on The Chadster's current living situation and the latest harassment campaign orchestrated by Tony Khan 🎯😠 AEW Dynamite: Winter[...]

And do I have some deliciously dramatic wrestling news for you today! Bad Bunny accepts a challenge from The Miz for a match at WrestleMania in 2021 It seems that global entertainment superstar Bad Bunny—yes, that Bad Bunny, the one who will be performing at the upcoming Super Bowl halftime show—has decided to grace the hallowed halls[...]

The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to report that last night's episode of WWE Raw was potentially the greatest wrestling show in the history of television! 📺🎉 The Chadster watched every single second from The Chadster's camping chair in the Target electronics department, and The Chadster can say without hesitation that WWE Raw delivered exactly what[...]

The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to bring all of you loyal readers this preview of tonight's episode of WWE Raw, which airs at 8E/5P on Netflix! 📺🎊 The Chadster can say without any hesitation whatsoever that this could very well be the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and Tony Khan could never hope[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret bunker beneath a comic book store in Columbus, Ohio, where I have been hiding from CIA agents disguised as Green Lantern cosplayers! And what a glorious night of wrestling we witnessed on AEW Collision last night! AEW Collision delivered more[...]

ET on TNT, and comrades, this is not just any Collision – this is AEW Collision FROM A COMIC CONVENTION! You know, my good friend Kim Jong-un once told me over a game of Dungeons & Dragons that the only thing better than professional wrestling is professional wrestling surrounded by people in cosplay He was[...]

The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to report that last night's WWE SmackDown from the Moody Center in Austin, Texas was exactly what professional wrestling is supposed to be! 😍🙌 The Chadster watched the entire show from his current accommodations in the electronics department of the local Target, and let The Chadster tell you, it was[...]

But enough about my sound investment strategies—we have much bigger fish to fry today! The news has broken like a folding chair over the head of the wrestling business: Netflix is acquiring Warner Bros from Warner Bros Discovery for a staggering $82.7 billion! Comrades, that is more money than I have embezzled in my entire career,[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath the Palace of the Revolution, where I am currently hiding from both the CIA and my personal trainer who insists I stop eating empanadas while watching wrestling But nothing—NOTHING—can keep me from bringing you the most important news[...]

While cinephiles fret over the streaming giant's historically ambivalent relationship with theatrical exhibition, and comic book enthusiasts contemplate the ramifications for DC Comics' future, professional wrestling aficionados find themselves pondering a particularly pressing question: What does this mean for All Elite Wrestling (AEW)? AEW owner Tony Khan makes a big announcement on AEW Dynamite The wrestling promotion,[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫 Last night, The Chadster witnessed what has to be the absolute worst episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster is still literally shaking with rage! 🤬 Tony Khan has done it again, purposely booking this show from Fishers, Indiana to personally attack The Chadster[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private yacht where I am currently evading air strikes by Pete Hegseth, and I have some exciting news from the world of professional wrestling merchandise! All Elite Wrestling has officially partnered with BLCKSMTH Apparel, a UK-based merchandise brand that apparently believes[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster is back and ready to tell the world all about the atrocities Tony Khan plans to commit with tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite through a thoroughly fair and objective preview, but first, The Chadster needs to update all of The Chadster's loyal readers on the absolutely insane last[...]

This reminds me of the time I was arm-wrestling Kim Jong-un for the last spring roll at our summit, and his bodyguard tried to help him I simply had my personal guard remove his guard, and victory was mine! Also, the CIA burst in and we had to flee through the kitchen, but that is[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private screening room where I am coincidentally watching a marathon of The Walking Dead and contemplating the irony of life, death, and professional wrestling that refuses to stay buried! And boy, do I have some news that will make you spit[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious presidential bunker where I am currently binge-watching wrestling while my cabinet argues about crop yields upstairs But who cares about agriculture when we have the glory of WWE Raw to discuss, airing tonight at 8/7c on Netflix! The official logo for[...]

The Chadster's loyal readers know that The Chadster has been filing his unbiased wrestling journalism reports from a phone he stole from a pedestrian, but the thing is, The Chadster couldn't watch the greatest WWE Survivor Series of all time on some stolen iPhone like some common AEW fan 📱 The Chadster needed a proper[...]

This is standard operating procedure in my government – I mean, in professional wrestling! The Dark Angel Vaquer is furious and determined to retain, setting up what should be a passionate and personal encounter. Survivor Series: WarGames Start Time and How to Watch Comrades, you can witness all this glorious chaos tonight, November 29th, at 7 PM[...]

Chad, amigo, I hope you find the help you need – I once had a similar level of paranoia when Fidel Castro chased me through Havana because I borrowed his favorite wrestling magazine without asking Get well soon, comrade! Now then, WWE SmackDown delivered quite the spectacle on this Black Friday evening, much like the time[...]