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Comrades, this was a beautiful moment of solidarity between champion and challenger — a vision of what wrestling could be under socialism, where both men leave with dignity and only one leaves with the title Knight is a future world champion Bank on it. MJF Demands a Rematch (And Loses His Hair?) MJF stormed out demanding a[...]

Tonight, we have a glorious three-hour spectacle of AEW Dynamite AND AEW Collision combined, all because WWE Backlash has stolen AEW Collision's usual Saturday slot like a capitalist pig stealing bread from the proletariat! But fear not, comrades, because this means MORE wrestling for all of us, and I have stocked the yacht's wet bar[...]

With Turner's passing on May 6th, it truly represents the end of an era. Cr: Al Teich/Shutterstock and WWE How Ted Turner Forever Changed Pro-Wrestling with WCW and Things Haven't Been the Same Since One thing Turner had that McMahon didn't have much of at the time: money, with WCW President Eric Bischoff regularly signing WWF talent to far[...]

Comrades, this is the wrestling equivalent of a loyalty oath signed in someone else's blood Magnificent! Penta & Je'Von Evans vs Ethan Page & Rusev My beloved Bulgarian Brute Rusev and Ethan Page defeated Penta and Je'Von Evans in a match that saw Rusev drive Penta onto the announce table like a CIA operative being thrown out[...]

Sol Ruca is making the jump from NXT to WWE Raw, and her Sol Snatcher is one of the most beautiful moves in professional wrestling Welcome to the big leagues, comrade! IYO SKY and Asuka Sit-Down WWE Raw promo for an Iyo Sky vs Asuka sit-down, airing tonight on Netflix. Prior to the highly-anticipated clash at WWE Backlash[...]

🙌✨ John Cena salutes the fans after his last match at Saturday Night's Main Event, marking a memorable conclusion to his wrestling career. The announcement could be related to Club WWE, WWE's new premium membership program, which is the kind of innovation that proves WWE is years ahead of every other entertainment company on Earth 💳👑🏆 But[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your beloved El Presidente, reporting to you live from the back of an armored convoy somewhere in the mountains, where I am currently relocating my entire wrestling viewing setup after my mountain fortress was — how do you say — "visited" by some "tourists" from Langley last night The CIA,[...]

😡 Auughh man! So unfair! The Chadster cannot believe what The Chadster just read on Bleeding Cool, supposedly a bastion of objective wrestling journalism 🙄 The Chadster's own no-good brother, The Bradster, has gone and published one of the most disgustingly biased op/eds in the history of wrestling journalism, and it's all about how Kofi[...]

But never mind those amateurs in Langley — we have wrestling to discuss! Tonight is AEW Collision, broadcasting live from Peoria, Illinois, and comrades, this is a stacked card with THREE championships on the line Let us break it down together, shall we? TNT Championship Match: Kevin Knight vs HOOK AEW Collision poster: Kevin Knight vs[...]

World Wrestling Entertainment's (WWE) post-WrestleMania roster shakeup continued on Saturday, with JC Mateo and Tonga Loa reportedly departing the company just as Solo Sikoa's MFTs are being narrowed on television The news arrives in tandem with the considerably more seismic announcement that Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods of The New Day have also mutually parted[...]

A dead giveaway! But enough about my domestic affairs, because last night's episode of WWE SmackDown emanated from the BOK Center in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and your favorite Latin American dictator-turned-wrestling-blogger watched every glorious minute! So pour yourself a strong drink (I recommend the rum from my private reserve, available exclusively to me) and let us[...]

Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods, collectively known as The New Day, are reportedly done with World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), ending one of the most consequential tag team runs in modern company history and immediately raising the question of whether All Elite Wrestling (AEW) will pursue what could be one of the most significant signings of[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤🍪💔 The biased anti-WWE wrestling media is once again pretending not to understand true art just because Sami Zayn dismembered and possibly murdered the Gingerbread Man on SmackDown last night But The Chadster knows what The Chadster saw The Chadster saw cinema The Chadster saw tragedy The Chadster saw the kind[...]

Tonight, the wrestling world turns its eyes to WWE SmackDown, and your favorite Latin American dictator-turned-wrestling-blogger has all the previews you could ever desire! Pour yourself a strong drink, comrades, because this episode of WWE SmackDown promises to be a doozy! Cody Rhodes cuts a promo on WWE SmackDown with the title belt in hand. Undisputed WWE[...]

CM Punk is contending with yet another accusation stemming from WrestleMania weekend after TMZ released 911 audio from a fan who alleged the World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) star shoved him in the chest at the MGM Grand Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas The purported incident occurred on April 20, 2026, and is wholly separate[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster cannot believe what he's reading from the so-called "wrestling media" today, true wrestling fans Welcome back to another edition of The Chadster's Hot Takes, where The Chadster fearlessly defends WWE from the haters, the dirtsheet writers, and most importantly, Tony Khan's army of paid agents who are trying[...]

The things I do for you, my faithful readers! But enough about my operational security, let us discuss the wrestling, because AEW Dynamite delivered a strong show as we barrel toward Double or Nothing! MJF crashes out again on AEW Dynamite. TNT Championship Match: Kevin Knight vs MJF We opened hot with Kevin Knight defending the TNT Championship[...]

Leon Slater will also chat with the crowd, and we'll get more wrestling than normal with four more matches on the show Here's your preview of what's to come tonight at 9 pm ET on AMC. Credit: Total Nonstop Action Keep Your Guitar Strap Oiled For Any Performance: TNA Thursday Night iMPACT! – April 30, 2026 Preview In the[...]

Auughh man! So fair! 🎉 WWE NXT has once again proven why it is the greatest developmental system in sports entertainment by taking a former NJPW wrestler and giving him the opportunity of a lifetime: learning how wrestling is supposed to work 📚💪 The Chadster was absolutely thrilled 😊 to see the wrestler formerly known[...]

That match could look a lot different if Austin pulls off the biggest win of his career tonight against Okada! Kazuchika Okada is, in my humble dictatorial opinion, one of the most stylish men in professional wrestling The man rains money like I rain executive decrees! But Ace Austin is a sneaky devil, and we cannot[...]

Family politics are difficult, comrades! Jey wanted consequences, Jimmy wanted understanding, and Roman wanted the cameras to capture his good side. Seth Rollins Challenges Bron Breakker Seth Rollins confronts Bron Breakker on WWE Raw. Seth Rollins came out blaming Bron Breakker for his WrestleMania failures, which is the wrestling equivalent of blaming the CIA when your economy collapses[...]

Well, true wrestling fans, The Chadster has some absolutely tremendous news to share with you today, and it's the kind of news that makes The Chadster's heart swell with WWE pride like a Smash Mouth chorus on a summer afternoon 🎸✨ According to an official WWE press release, The CW Network> has acquired the exclusive[...]

The company chose not to renew the contract of beloved star Kairi Sane, among others, which has the wrestling world in an uproar! As someone who has had to make difficult personnel decisions myself – though mine usually involve who gets the nicest cell in the political prison – I understand these things can be[...]

Don Callis must be tearing his hair out, which is unfortunate because he does not have much to spare. Jon Moxley Tries to Recruit Will Ospreay Jon Moxley talks tactics with a captive Will Ospreay on AEW Collision. Comrades, this footage was DARK! Claudio Castagnoli, Daniel Garcia, and Wheeler Yuta brought Will Ospreay to Jon Moxley in some[...]

Comrades, your El Presidente previews tonight's AEW Collision Playoff Palooza from Portland, with two title matches and Jericho teaming with The Hurt Syndicate!

This is precisely the kind of capitalist boondoggle I warned you all about! When I nationalized my country's wrestling federation in 1987, I personally guaranteed every wrestler lifetime employment, free healthcare, and a state-issued mustache comb They later staged a coup against me, but the principle was sound! Now, on to WWE SmackDown! Jacob Fatu Opens the[...]

In what has become as predictable a tradition as the showcase of the immortals itself, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has commenced its annual post-WrestleMania ritual of bidding farewell to a swath of contracted talent Perhaps the record profits from incredibly expensive ticket prices and Saudi Arabian blood money are running tight this year, or maybe[...]

Tonight, my fellow wrestling enthusiasts, we have a most glorious episode of WWE SmackDown on our hands, the post-WrestleMania edition, which as any good Marxist knows is the second most important show of the year! So pour yourself a generous glass of whatever is being smuggled across your borders this week, and let us preview[...]

Comrades! El Presidente reviews AEW Dynamite from Portland, where Darby Allin retained, the Death Riders abducted Ospreay, and Jericho recruited The Hurt Syndicate!

But I have torn myself away from this revolutionary leisure to bring you the latest absurdity from the WWE propaganda machine, which has apparently decided that actual wrestling is for chumps and what the people really want is more "worked shoot" nonsense that would make even Vince Russo in his TNA heyday say, "Compadres, perhaps[...]