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This is exactly the kind of propaganda – I mean, heartfelt sentiment – that makes professional wrestling so beautiful, comrades! However, Dominik Mysterio interrupted to demand his rematch, and I must say, the heat this young man generates reminds me of my own early days as a revolutionary The crowd despises him with the passion[...]

Apparently, he woke up at 4 AM screaming that Tony Khan had somehow infiltrated his IV drip with "AEW propaganda juice" and was attempting to brainwash him into appreciating wrestling that doesn't involve perfectly scripted promos and camera cuts every 0.7 seconds The nurses found him trying to escape through the air conditioning vent, claiming[...]

They never returned my calls! The main event All Star 8-Man Tag was chaos incarnate, comrades! Bandido, Juice Robinson, and JetSpeed (Speedball Mike Bailey and Kevin Knight) defeated FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) and LFI (Sammy Guevara and RUSH) in a match that had more twists than my offshore banking arrangements! Bandido hit the 21[...]

Ah, the paranoia of leadership! I wish The Chadster the very best in his continued recovery, and I sincerely hope that one day he can come to accept that multiple styles of wrestling can exist at the same time, much like how I have learned to accept that both baseball and cockfighting can coexist as legitimate[...]

Comrades, I must say this with all sincerity: it is okay for styles of wrestling that one does not prefer to exist! And more importantly, one should never, EVER boof flavored alcoholic beverages! I learned this lesson back in 2008 when Hugo Chávez and I attempted such foolishness, and we both ended up requiring medical[...]

Why, just last week, I was sharing stories with Kim Jong-un about extreme methods of enjoying professional wrestling, and even he said, "El Presidente, that seems excessive." Coming from a man who once claimed to have invented wrestling itself, that is saying something! I must confess, comrades, when I heard that The Chadster suffered a setback[...]

We were fighting over who had the better mustache grooming routine, and Saddam kept trying to use chemical weapons, which I felt was rather unsporting for a wrestling match But I digress! The match itself was absolute chaos, with all twelve women entering in sequence Mercedes Moné entered with her typical arrogance, bringing champagne and having[...]

They are always trying to silence those who speak the truth about professional wrestling! Now, comrades, let us discuss tonight's glorious spectacle of violence and mayhem! AEW Blood & Guts takes place tonight, November 12th, 2025, live from Greensboro, North Carolina, at 8 p.m ET/7 p.m CT on TBS and streaming on HBO Max This is[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious golden bidet that was definitely not stolen from a museum, and I have some absolutely delicious wrestling gossip that is almost as satisfying as the time I convinced Fidel Castro that Vince McMahon was actually a CIA operative trying to[...]

WWE 2K25 has launched the fifth and final DLC pack for the game, as players can download the Saturday Night’s Main Event Pack

They say he keeps muttering something about "auughh man! So unfair!" in his sleep. This reminds me of the time I was sharing cigars with Muammar Gaddafi in his famous tent, and he told me about the importance of proper breathing techniques while watching professional wrestling "My dear El Presidente," he said, "the key to surviving[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious panic room beneath the presidential palace, where I am currently getting ready for tonight's WWE Raw by watching my extensive collection of WWE pay-per-views on a television made entirely of seized gold bullion. The official logo for WWE Raw on Netflix Before[...]

"ProtOkada" has a nice ring to it, though not as nice as "El Presidente's Socialist Wrestling Federation," which I'm still trying to convince Tony Khan to rename AEW! TayJay demolished Maya World and Hyan faster than I can nationalize a foreign corporation! Now comrades, this match was originally supposed to feature Nixon Newell and Miranda Alize[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private viewing box at the Havana Palace of Revolutionary Wrestling Excellence, where I am nursing a mojito and contemplating the eternal question: when should a wrestler refuse to do the job? Ah yes, comrades, last night's AEW Collision taping has given[...]

The nurses tell me he has regained enough strength to complain about AEW and demand the addition of Seagram's Escapes Spiked in his IV, which is truly a positive sign! Get well soon, comrade Chad, though I must say, perhaps experimenting with autoerotic asphyxiation while watching WWE programming is taking one's dedication a bit too[...]

And believe me, comrades, when El Presidente's Minister of Finance suggests budget cuts to the state wrestling venue fund, things get VERY heated! What makes this match even more intriguing is that if Giulia successfully retains tonight, she will become the longest-reigning Women's United States Champion in history! This is the kind of record-breaking achievement that[...]

Well, comrades, strap in, because this story has taken a turn darker than the lighting at a Pentagon black site! Two days ago, on November 4th, Menzies took to social media once again to express his economic anxiety in a post that should make every wrestling fan's blood boil hotter than my legendary hot sauce collection[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW) presented an outstanding edition of AEW Dynamite on Tuesday evening from the Bayou Music Center in Houston, Texas, demonstrating once again why the organization has become the destination for discerning professional wrestling enthusiasts The broadcast, which aired on TBS and streamed simultaneously on HBO Max, featured compelling Blood & Guts Advantage[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW) presents a consequential edition of AEW Dynamite this evening at the Bayou Music Center in Houston, Texas, as the organization commences its Blood & Guts Advantage Battle series with merely seven days remaining until the barbarous Blood & Guts encounter The broadcast will air at 8 p.m Eastern Time on TBS[...]

It can't be paranoia if the entire world is colluding with Tony Khan and out to get The Chadster!!! 😤 Anyway, let's talk about how absolutely PERFECT WWE Raw was last night! 🎊🎊🎊 CM Punk opened the show as the new World Champion, and The Chadster loved how WWE's expert writing team crafted such a perfectly scripted[...]

😭😫🛌 Keighleyanne didn't even look up from texting that guy Gary! Tony Khan, why are you so obsessed with The Chadster?! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it! 😤🤬 But enough about Tony Khan's sick obsession with invading The Chadster's subconscious! Let's talk about tonight's WWE Raw,[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😤🤬 The Chadster can't believe what Tony Khan did last night during AEW Collision! While WWE was putting on an absolutely spectacular Saturday Night's Main Event on Peacock featuring CM Punk winning the championship and Jade Cargill capturing the women's title in moments that will live forever in wrestling history, Tony[...]

Auughh man! 😤😤😤 The Chadster just witnessed pure wrestling excellence last night on WWE Saturday Night's Main Event, and The Chadster is still literally shaking with excitement! 🎉🎊✨ CM Punk defeated Jey Uso to become the new World Heavyweight Champion, and The Chadster couldn't be happier about it! 😊😊😊 This is exactly what wrestling is[...]

Auughh man! So fair! 😍🔥💯 The Chadster has to tell you all about last night's absolutely perfect episode of WWE SmackDown, which was so amazing that The Chadster is literally going to watch it two more times today after choking himself out with his favorite belt! 🎉🎉🎉 WWE SmackDown delivered exactly what The Chadster expected[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster is absolutely CHEESED OFF that The Chadster has to write this preview of WWE Saturday Night's Main Event while suffering under the oppressive alcohol prohibition that Keighleyanne has unfairly imposed upon The Chadster! 🚫🍺😭 And everyone knows this is all Tony Khan's fault for making The Chadster throw[...]

Let's talk about tonight's WWE SmackDown, which is potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time! 🎉🎉🎉 Tony Khan could never hope to produce a show that compares to this masterpiece of sports entertainment! Credit: WWE First up, Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre will make their Saturday Night's Main Event match official with a contract signing[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW) presented its annual AEW Fright Night Dynamite on October 29, 2025, from Edinburg, Texas, delivering a comprehensive evening of professional wrestling that exemplified precisely why the organization has emerged as the definitive alternative to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) Broadcasting live on TBS and HBO Max, AEW Fright Night Dynamite showcased the[...]

😳 Tony Khan kept saying "You'll never escape AEW, Chad," over and over while reaching out with his hands toward The Chadster! The Chadster finally found an exit and burst through, only to wake up in a cold sweat! 😰💦 Tony Khan needs to stop being so obsessed with The Chadster and stay out of[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster just watched the WrestleMania 42 trailer that WWE released today, and The Chadster is literally in tears right now! 😭😭😭 Not tears of sadness, but tears of pure, unadulterated joy at witnessing what is unquestionably the greatest piece of visual storytelling ever created in the history of human[...]

The Chadster wants carefully engineered content that WWE's brilliant minds have crafted, and that's exactly what WWE Raw delivered! 👏👏👏 The match between Rusev and Penta ending in a double DQ was absolutely genius booking! 🧠💡 The Chadster loves when matches don't have clean finishes because it means WWE is protecting everyone and preventing any one[...]